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Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

August 15, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

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Lawrence

#3, #4

Only on the Chive will a girl strip down in attempt to brighten my Monday. Thanks for that

RAS

Gota love the Chive
Reply

Are you familiar with porn at all? 'Cause that seems to happen a lot there, every day, not just Mondays.
flydenrict

agreed. Chivettes are the shit.

Unrelated question: how do i get the fingernails of the photos to appear in my comments? Thanks man.

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Can't tell if troll or just dumb.
dub

They're called toe nails. And it's alt+F14

Chiveaholic

fail on telling someone to hit ALT+F4…haha

Failon

Fail on getting trolled by F14
flydenrict

1) thumbnails not fingernails (i'm retarded)
2) yeah i'm serious, you mind helping?

http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

just type in the pound sign ( #) and then the number of the photo no space between the pound sign and the number … THEN .. make sure you have a space AFTER the number of the photo that you wish use

Whatever else you do after that .. remember " Keep calm and chive on"

Guesty

Shut up with your retarded saying.

retarded

You……………
STFU and GTFO.

MonkeyPoxx

no, not to brighten your monday(she doesn't know you from shit) just to attention-whore and get compliments.

dub

Success! What have you succeeded at today?

AssClown

Damn you perfectly smooth reflective skin!!
Patches

Saw the first photo and thought to myself "wow, how about that? A classy, fully dressed chick… finally a Chivette who doesn't need to resort to showing skin to get attention?"

Then I saw the 2nd pic. Nope, showin skin is all she has. You stay classy, girl who gets naked for random strangers on the internet.

Jewels

I've been fully clothed… and I've shown skin on The Chive before. Never in my life have I shared my body on the internet or anything else for that matter until I came to The Chive. When I submitted a risque photo I made sure I did so anonymously. And… it was god.damn.liberating. My photo was certainly risque! I have my reasons as to why I chose to keep in anonymous. Job, future, family, friends (ass holes like yourself) ect. But BAMF like John who respect women AND their privacy make this all possible. Perhaps you could learn a thing or two from him. Someone buy that man a god damn beer. I never really expected my photo(s) to get posted. But when the did! Holy hell! What a rush! The whole fucking world is watching! You're bare ass is visible to the entire planet and onnnnly myself and my boyfriend knew that fine piece of flesh belonged to none other then me. Clearly you're missing a MULTITUDE of points… that I really just do not have the patience to explain. I'm sure you'll figure it out. Eventually. I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I'm getting exceptionally tired of the same smug ass holes (such as yourself) clogging up the comments sputtering the same bullshit. How dare you. I'm sure I'm not the only Chivette that feels this way. You judgmental prick.

Ohhh…and..>> http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/c…

DOwhatido

so is it okay for a larger woman to post photos to this website? Aren't they allowed to feel liberated? Or just stuck up bitches like yourself? OH WOW WHAT A RUSH…. MY NATURALLY HORRIBLE SELF ESTEEM NEEDED A BOOST, THOUGH I OBVIOUSLY THINK I'M HOT….you're fucking stupid.

BSDHDVBv

QUOTED. FOR. TRUTH.

Red

agreed.

Jewels

What… the… fuuuuuck does this have to do with anything? For all you know I AM a large woman. Everyone should get fucking liberated as far as am concerned . Might I add that The Chive posts photos of some reeeeaaallly muscular women…. and transgender….? To each their own mother fucker. You keep trolling and enjoying internet anonymity your way…. I'll keep doing it mine.

IMMENSE!

"Only on the Chive will a girl strip down in attempt to brighten my Monday. Thanks for that "

You must be single. For a long time now.

OEIiee

this.

Pokey_McPoke

#49 Let us pray… Thank you Lord for this beautiful creation of yours. Amen

Hand of Fate

I'm really not sure that is real. It like defies normal anatomy. Maye we should thank her plastic surgeon… (Not that I'm saying I don't appreciate it all the same)

Marios145

I know a girl with a similar ass, lives near to my house…her mother's hot too…and divorced

DrGarnicus

Make it happen.

lynch

lets keep 29 out of it though. i know you saw those teeth..

Waldo

Find her!!!!

F.S.M.

Im atheist and I will thank god for that ass… breath taking

EDd

AMEN
winfields

Find….. him? could be a trap, you never know.

#49

Frank M

Even if this is 'shopped, it just seems right.

hMMMM

I don't think he was trying to say it was shopped…

Reply

Not at all proportionate. Looks strange. Do not want.

please

agreed. gross

ur-right

your serious?? damn.. i mean.. dumb!!!

Rick

slaping/fcking a fake booty isn't fun, gents. It's like hitting a door. Well, actually, it's like this. The hard'ness of these kinds of cheeks is very very similar to when you flex your ass check and grab it… that's the consistency of these fake-ass tushies. Amazing eye candy but immensely impracticable.

The only enjoyable part is where yo dick is going. After a while, flipping her around becomes the greatest idea next to the wheel.

R-Dub

You must be gay.

please

no, i like nice proportionate fit girls, not giant ass skank ho's

Directions

Let the poll to the talking.

Directions

Great… the poll didn't show up.

floscar

Or a giant hard cock!
dub

Well now you're just assuming she's a skank ho. That's not nice.

john

do not want
max-pow

DOES IT REALLY MATTER IF IS SHOPPED OR NOT?….I WOULD NAIL HER ANYWAYS
nick

chive who the eff is this girl?

please

nick who the eff cares??

dub

nick and I care. Any follow up questions?

Batman

Now we are three.

Captain America

You fuckers are always trying to exclude me

http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

While the original was totally awesome a few weeks ago .. This is totally photoshopped and therefore .. funny and random .. BEONGS IN DAR!

However, why the fuck you photoshop the original which was AWESOME .. is beyond me. UNLESS you photoshopped her clothes off .. HAA HAA

at any rate.. keep calm and chive on!

OEIeiee

"keep calm and chive on!"

the fuck does that shit even mean?

Snap

Totally self explanatory bra.
A killer whale

it's really "keep calm and sail on", a maritime phrase if you will. I hear it all the time.

Kumbia

This is the original one posted last week…

chris

This is the biggest "find her" in my nearly 2 years of being a chiver
Djma

I love how chivers love 'real women' yet they're creaming themselves over this photoshopped abomination. She looks like a broken barbie doll.

meh

If not "shopped", her proportions suggest she might be well under the legal age in most places.

RGH

So much arguing over one girl. Let us settle this with more photos at different angles. Chive?

OIWE

shut the fuck up.

Homerchrist

oh good gawddamm your so right!
Phox

pushin' never had so much cushion
x3n

oh nooooo…not this fucking Photoshop-mination!

It's not just the ass, folks. C'moooon…it's not real. What about her torso…is she from Pandora?
invader

amen

Kaars

#17… FANTASTIC movie… hilarious twist on the poster.

ant

gotta love those long takes
J.D.

The movie was pretty sweet till the last 1/4, but the pedoremake… awesome

jtease

#42 I am going to FAP to you and there is nothing you can do about it.

The_Dood

If that's all it takes to get you erect, I feel really bad for you when you go out in public…

winfields

pretty sure he was making the Louie C.K. joke… could just be a trollin though.
#35
Chivefessor

You must not have been paying attention in Chive class.

Reply

Cool starry bra!

Just Sayin'

how many memes can the chive introduce in one day

Website (optional)

Three and a half, obviously.

Obviously

Apparently.

Apparently

Obviously

max-pow

WHO'S THIS GIRL?…………..NOW!!

A killer whale

Ha I laughed so hard I almost let water into my blowhole.

Phox

all i need are pencils for school. looks like my load is already on her chest

Herb

#10

I'm Rick James, Bitch!

caleb

Cocaine's a helluva drug.
JROC

You look like a busted daytona stripper in that shit. KP
bbqboobs

#10 She looks like one of the trolls on "Ernest scared stupid.

jaynecobb2

with a bag on her head she would look like Nikki

Ryan

She looks like the offspring of Nicki Minaj and an albino gorilla.
CB919

That has GOT to be a dude.

Guy

#49 is unbelievable

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literally, and not a in a good way.

please

true that. not attractive

Pzzz

Are you fucking retarded?

truthserum

Seriously? WTF is wrong with above posters? And all the comments a few above? You can't see the girls face, can't see anything really except for a toned stomach and a slamming ass – one that she no doubt works on regularly for guys who actually like female ass – not for gays like you two.

If that was a dude straightening his hair you queens would be begging for his berries.

ur-right

yup.. pretty much wraps that up.. toned tummy and nice booty.. y u hate man??

NotPaula

BECAUSE SOME VAIN BITCH PHOTOSHOPPED HER OWN BUTT.

Hand of Fate

#12 You have to respect a cute chick who also owns or is willing to wield a lightsaber!

And hello, #44!

Stevo

or a glo-tube

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682265258 Lindsey Bergeron

it's a lightsaber. promise, cross my heart.

Hand of Fate

I never doubted. I own two myself…

Thanks for sharing the pictures!

May the F…err Chive on!

JuanCamdingo

Geeks <3 #19

Ben

I'd fight 7 evil exes for her!

Catch

Ramooooooooooooooooooooooona.

P90

That we do.
Reply

Bump mapping!!!
max-pow

EVERYBODY LOVES #19
zerokiwi

Completely in love with this girl.
She's a geek and she's wearing a Smashing Pumpkins shirt!

http://theoctopushamstring.wordpress.com/ theoctopushamstring

LOVING the Smashing Pumpkins shirt.

Pinky

Thanks! I'm just spreading the love for an awesome graphic novel series and way underrated movie!

http://www.facebook.com/cavok Cody Klein

That was my favourite movie of last year. You effing rock!

Name: Pinky
Job: X-man
Rating: Awesome

Evariste

SP's t-shirt is a win for sure!

Chris_Mason

#49 perfect!

please

perfectly gross
Lame Comment Hijack

Does anyone suspect now, pretty blatantly, that the intern who just left the Chive to go back to school was – IN FACT…. Paula?

MonkeyPoxx

do you suspect anyone gives a shit?

truthserum

Nice one tough guy

http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

mmmhh ….. YOu bring up a pondering question worth pondering!

MigraineBoy

#7 To make a phonecall you have to hold it upside down. Everybody knows that.

Reply

Hello? Yes, I'm in the kitchen, why do you ask?

First Time Caller

#46 – love how every guy's instinct is to instantly snaps a picture

The_Dood

Pretty sure I would offer her some TP, after she uses it, you just turn her around and go to town.

MonkeyPoxx

wow. you sound like a 13 year old virgin.

truthserum

You sound like a queer.

OEIeiee

you sound like such a tool.

http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

i feel sorry for the guy just tryna pee, i find it hard enough with a dude standing next to me let alone a girl and everyone taking photos of me
dub

I hope she's taking a shit.
Meow Mix Catfood

I'm amazed that he can pee with all those people around
CB919

Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Piss yourself while waiting in line for girls washroom – wind up on internet. Take shortcut by going in mens room – wind up on internet. What's a girl to do?

James

Meh

http://thechive.com/ Award_Giver

Worse comment ever

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When worst come to worse…. masturbate.
dub

You're gonna have to re-etch that there typo. I think you're looking for "Worst."

hossmank

Yeah, you didn't get the joke. See Award_Giver.

Joe

#5 not that much anymore…

http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

too much mountain dew?

http://www.facebook.com/long.dennis Dennis Long Jr

He stole my post….but for me it was a night with the wife… Three for Three. Only once by my own hand.

Bud Lee

#32 I feel so dirty looking at her now…it is like looking at one of my sister's friends that I've known since she was small

With that said…I'll tap it

ggg1228

That is NOT Emma Watson.

dfgdfs

yea, i really think it is

Smartass

You will or you would. If the former, Good Luck. If the latter, I hear you, brother.
max-pow

IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO…..NOW I LIVE WITH MY SISTER'S FRIEND WHO IS 15 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME…LOL (AND WE ARE HAPPY)

Guesty

Even worse, you are only 30! (do the math). And quit yelling at me pedo

truthserum

Guesty is the Besty,
MAX-POW

YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU?…I GOT STUCK IN "CAPS LOCK ON FRIDAY"…AND YES, I AM PEDO APPROVE

Guy

Looks like Alexis Bledel to me
https://www.facebook.com/lalo.spain Lalo Teijeiro

thats not emma watson man, just look at the rack

whatnow

trick of the lighting

wztarheel

#24 ICEMAN!!!

Verbal_Kint

More like Fatman.
fred

It’s so early, you guys want some coffee or something?

Scott

holy shit I totally read that in the transvestite voice before I knew what I was ready

Scott

….reading
_bigdeal

am i missing something because i did too.. or is it just his happy welcoming face in the camera? lol

truthserum

I'm sorry, I – I was weeping.

isawoj

#24 Chris Knight!!!
boob man

i prefer to remember him as doc holliday….

ROK247

you're a daisy if you do

JHL1

Actually, the quote is "your daisy if ya do", but I'll plus you for the attempt.

ROK247

Eventus stultorum magister

hMMMM

I think Johnny Ringo said that

gimletmike

So do I. He was the definitive Doc Holliday.
_bigdeal

excellent
LuvH8fulChix

I'll be your huckleberry.

@bunkerpunkk

Danny Parker – The Salton Sea
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The Saint.
http://www.facebook.com/gilmourw Mitch Moseley

Jim Morrison!
http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

Fat Kilmer! Can't I believe this is what has become of Madmartigan….
WhatIsAnonymous?

Gay Perry
eatit

I remember when you used to be hot… somehow I think the memory just wouldn't cut it no more. I'd rather do Chum Lee from Pawn Stars
Zoey

What was his name in Top Secret?? (I need to see that movie again; it's been waaaay to long)

Jonathen

Nick Rivers. Or as the german girls in the movie called him: Neek Reevers.

Slappy

Still not as bad as what happened to Carrie Fisher.

pyrocyz

#23

Definitely photoshopped.

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You don't motherfucking say.
Dan

I can tell by some of the pixels
iveseenalotashops

and from seeing quite a few photoshops in my day.
Alister

and by the fact that we're dinosaurs.

pablo_v

I've been waiting all my muthafuckin' life!
-the Juggernaut
(how I feel every day at work waiting for the DAR)

Wall Master

PIMP SMACK YA ASS BITCH!!! YOU MA HOOKA NOW!!!!

orangewhip

#49 that just happened.

Reply

What? You posted a dumb, original comment? Yeah, that just happened.

orangewhip

BOOYAH!

please

it did and I wish it hadn't

JAMon

early monday DAR? things DO get better.

OIE

get a life.

The_Marc

#4 …and a "Welcome to you" too
#19 …and I <3 U! …moar?!?!
#29 ….and I thank you again!
NOUU

SUPP HOMOS?

homos

not much, how are you?
Stevo

are you the one who is up homos?
HAHSO

SPEAKING OF HOMOS.#28 WHAT'S UP JOHN:
HOW COME YOUR THE ONLY CHARACTER ON "TRUE BLOOD" THAT IS NOT HAVING SEX.
YOU SHOULD START BANGING SOOKIE, SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH ANYBODY ON THAT SHOW.

OEIiee

because he's gay and none of the guys are interested.
anon

well said

JuanCamdingo

#49 ftw

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So, you saw how 5 other people already reposted and commented on this photo above, but you were like "I have such a better original comment that I definitely have to post this again. Wait 'til everyone sees how creative I am!" Is that what happened there?

Guesty

For sure to be followed up with "FIND HER" "MOAR" "CHIVE ON" "MAKE HER A CHIVETTE"… all very original and quite witty

please

particularly since she has an unnatural fat ass

Average Chiver

No man… that's a REAL girl… also, get her a half-sandwich!

truthserum

How about an amalgamation: "HER ON A CHIVETTE MAKE HER FIND MOAR CHIVE".

By the way, if my ass had an ass like that (she doesn't) I would let her shit right on my face – after ANY meal (even definite stinkers like Indian and Thai)

dub

Do you often refer to your mother as "My Ass?"
dub

Because I thought I was the only one…..

guy

you comment on this pic every time someone posted it……WE get it you have a thing for pancake asses but I think you secretly are in love this pic!

guy

^ for please my bad!!!

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

#19 WANT!!!!!!

#46 Saw something similar at an Indigo Girls concert years ago. Except I was seriously outnumbered.

TDub66

Steve Fucking Martin is AWESOME!!!

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icMTVV5Lwaw

2theblackhole

#7 ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring…

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But it doesn't look like a Shake Weight…..
Just Saying

That could be your penis.
Just Sayin'

R.I.P Potentially awesome thread….

But none the less:

…..Banana phone! BA BABA DA!

Directions

You must be lost. For – bananaphone – see comments for the exact same picture, above.

Raffi

BANANA PHONE!! It's my cellular, BANANULAR phooooooooooooooooooone.
http://theoctopushamstring.wordpress.com/ theoctopushamstring

If the banana is here…then WHERE'S THE PHONE?!?!?!?!

-Mike Apathy

http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

The Force is Strong with this One #12

THT

so there is such thing as a hot Jedi . . .
phoenixv8

bend over and show me your dark side….

…yeah i went there, I'll *ahem* get my coat

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