August 15, 2011 |
In: DAR, Random
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Only on the Chive will a girl strip down in attempt to brighten my Monday. Thanks for that
Gota love the Chive
Are you familiar with porn at all? 'Cause that seems to happen a lot there, every day, not just Mondays.
agreed. Chivettes are the shit.
Unrelated question: how do i get the fingernails of the photos to appear in my comments? Thanks man.
Can't tell if troll or just dumb.
They're called toe nails. And it's alt+F14
fail on telling someone to hit ALT+F4…haha
Fail on getting trolled by F14
1) thumbnails not fingernails (i'm retarded)
2) yeah i'm serious, you mind helping?
just type in the pound sign ( #) and then the number of the photo no space between the pound sign and the number … THEN .. make sure you have a space AFTER the number of the photo that you wish use
Whatever else you do after that .. remember " Keep calm and chive on"
Shut up with your retarded saying.
STFU and GTFO.
no, not to brighten your monday(she doesn't know you from shit) just to attention-whore and get compliments.
Success! What have you succeeded at today?
Damn you perfectly smooth reflective skin!!
Saw the first photo and thought to myself "wow, how about that? A classy, fully dressed chick… finally a Chivette who doesn't need to resort to showing skin to get attention?"
Then I saw the 2nd pic. Nope, showin skin is all she has. You stay classy, girl who gets naked for random strangers on the internet.
I've been fully clothed… and I've shown skin on The Chive before. Never in my life have I shared my body on the internet or anything else for that matter until I came to The Chive. When I submitted a risque photo I made sure I did so anonymously. And… it was god.damn.liberating. My photo was certainly risque! I have my reasons as to why I chose to keep in anonymous. Job, future, family, friends (ass holes like yourself) ect. But BAMF like John who respect women AND their privacy make this all possible. Perhaps you could learn a thing or two from him. Someone buy that man a god damn beer. I never really expected my photo(s) to get posted. But when the did! Holy hell! What a rush! The whole fucking world is watching! You're bare ass is visible to the entire planet and onnnnly myself and my boyfriend knew that fine piece of flesh belonged to none other then me. Clearly you're missing a MULTITUDE of points… that I really just do not have the patience to explain. I'm sure you'll figure it out. Eventually. I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I'm getting exceptionally tired of the same smug ass holes (such as yourself) clogging up the comments sputtering the same bullshit. How dare you. I'm sure I'm not the only Chivette that feels this way. You judgmental prick.
so is it okay for a larger woman to post photos to this website? Aren't they allowed to feel liberated? Or just stuck up bitches like yourself? OH WOW WHAT A RUSH…. MY NATURALLY HORRIBLE SELF ESTEEM NEEDED A BOOST, THOUGH I OBVIOUSLY THINK I'M HOT….you're fucking stupid.
QUOTED. FOR. TRUTH.
What… the… fuuuuuck does this have to do with anything? For all you know I AM a large woman. Everyone should get fucking liberated as far as am concerned . Might I add that The Chive posts photos of some reeeeaaallly muscular women…. and transgender….? To each their own mother fucker. You keep trolling and enjoying internet anonymity your way…. I'll keep doing it mine.
"Only on the Chive will a girl strip down in attempt to brighten my Monday. Thanks for that "
You must be single. For a long time now.
#49 Let us pray… Thank you Lord for this beautiful creation of yours. Amen
I'm really not sure that is real. It like defies normal anatomy. Maye we should thank her plastic surgeon… (Not that I'm saying I don't appreciate it all the same)
I know a girl with a similar ass, lives near to my house…her mother's hot too…and divorced
Make it happen.
lets keep 29 out of it though. i know you saw those teeth..
Im atheist and I will thank god for that ass… breath taking
Find….. him? could be a trap, you never know.
Even if this is 'shopped, it just seems right.
I don't think he was trying to say it was shopped…
Not at all proportionate. Looks strange. Do not want.
your serious?? damn.. i mean.. dumb!!!
slaping/fcking a fake booty isn't fun, gents. It's like hitting a door. Well, actually, it's like this. The hard'ness of these kinds of cheeks is very very similar to when you flex your ass check and grab it… that's the consistency of these fake-ass tushies. Amazing eye candy but immensely impracticable.
The only enjoyable part is where yo dick is going. After a while, flipping her around becomes the greatest idea next to the wheel.
You must be gay.
no, i like nice proportionate fit girls, not giant ass skank ho's
Let the poll to the talking.
Great… the poll didn't show up.
Or a giant hard cock!
Well now you're just assuming she's a skank ho. That's not nice.
do not want
DOES IT REALLY MATTER IF IS SHOPPED OR NOT?….I WOULD NAIL HER ANYWAYS
chive who the eff is this girl?
nick who the eff cares??
nick and I care. Any follow up questions?
Now we are three.
You fuckers are always trying to exclude me
While the original was totally awesome a few weeks ago .. This is totally photoshopped and therefore .. funny and random .. BEONGS IN DAR!
However, why the fuck you photoshop the original which was AWESOME .. is beyond me. UNLESS you photoshopped her clothes off .. HAA HAA
at any rate.. keep calm and chive on!
"keep calm and chive on!"
the fuck does that shit even mean?
Totally self explanatory bra.
it's really "keep calm and sail on", a maritime phrase if you will. I hear it all the time.
This is the original one posted last week…
This is the biggest "find her" in my nearly 2 years of being a chiver
I love how chivers love 'real women' yet they're creaming themselves over this photoshopped abomination. She looks like a broken barbie doll.
If not "shopped", her proportions suggest she might be well under the legal age in most places.
So much arguing over one girl. Let us settle this with more photos at different angles. Chive?
shut the fuck up.
oh good gawddamm your so right!
pushin' never had so much cushion
oh nooooo…not this fucking Photoshop-mination!
It's not just the ass, folks. C'moooon…it's not real. What about her torso…is she from Pandora?
#17… FANTASTIC movie… hilarious twist on the poster.
gotta love those long takes
The movie was pretty sweet till the last 1/4, but the pedoremake… awesome
#42 I am going to FAP to you and there is nothing you can do about it.
If that's all it takes to get you erect, I feel really bad for you when you go out in public…
pretty sure he was making the Louie C.K. joke… could just be a trollin though.
You must not have been paying attention in Chive class.
Cool starry bra!
how many memes can the chive introduce in one day
Three and a half, obviously.
WHO'S THIS GIRL?…………..NOW!!
Ha I laughed so hard I almost let water into my blowhole.
all i need are pencils for school. looks like my load is already on her chest
I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
You look like a busted daytona stripper in that shit. KP
#10 She looks like one of the trolls on "Ernest scared stupid.
with a bag on her head she would look like Nikki
She looks like the offspring of Nicki Minaj and an albino gorilla.
That has GOT to be a dude.
#49 is unbelievable
literally, and not a in a good way.
true that. not attractive
Are you fucking retarded?
Seriously? WTF is wrong with above posters? And all the comments a few above? You can't see the girls face, can't see anything really except for a toned stomach and a slamming ass – one that she no doubt works on regularly for guys who actually like female ass – not for gays like you two.
If that was a dude straightening his hair you queens would be begging for his berries.
yup.. pretty much wraps that up.. toned tummy and nice booty.. y u hate man??
BECAUSE SOME VAIN BITCH PHOTOSHOPPED HER OWN BUTT.
#12 You have to respect a cute chick who also owns or is willing to wield a lightsaber!
And hello, #44!
or a glo-tube
it's a lightsaber. promise, cross my heart.
I never doubted. I own two myself…
Thanks for sharing the pictures!
May the F…err Chive on!
Geeks <3 #19
I'd fight 7 evil exes for her!
That we do.
EVERYBODY LOVES #19
Completely in love with this girl.
She's a geek and she's wearing a Smashing Pumpkins shirt!
LOVING the Smashing Pumpkins shirt.
Thanks! I'm just spreading the love for an awesome graphic novel series and way underrated movie!
That was my favourite movie of last year. You effing rock!
SP's t-shirt is a win for sure!
Does anyone suspect now, pretty blatantly, that the intern who just left the Chive to go back to school was – IN FACT…. Paula?
do you suspect anyone gives a shit?
Nice one tough guy
mmmhh ….. YOu bring up a pondering question worth pondering!
#7 To make a phonecall you have to hold it upside down. Everybody knows that.
Hello? Yes, I'm in the kitchen, why do you ask?
#46 – love how every guy's instinct is to instantly snaps a picture
Pretty sure I would offer her some TP, after she uses it, you just turn her around and go to town.
wow. you sound like a 13 year old virgin.
You sound like a queer.
you sound like such a tool.
i feel sorry for the guy just tryna pee, i find it hard enough with a dude standing next to me let alone a girl and everyone taking photos of me
I hope she's taking a shit.
I'm amazed that he can pee with all those people around
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Piss yourself while waiting in line for girls washroom – wind up on internet. Take shortcut by going in mens room – wind up on internet. What's a girl to do?
Worse comment ever
When worst come to worse…. masturbate.
You're gonna have to re-etch that there typo. I think you're looking for "Worst."
Yeah, you didn't get the joke. See Award_Giver.
#5 not that much anymore…
too much mountain dew?
He stole my post….but for me it was a night with the wife… Three for Three. Only once by my own hand.
#32 I feel so dirty looking at her now…it is like looking at one of my sister's friends that I've known since she was small
With that said…I'll tap it
That is NOT Emma Watson.
yea, i really think it is
You will or you would. If the former, Good Luck. If the latter, I hear you, brother.
IT HAPPENED TO ME TOO…..NOW I LIVE WITH MY SISTER'S FRIEND WHO IS 15 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME…LOL (AND WE ARE HAPPY)
Even worse, you are only 30! (do the math). And quit yelling at me pedo
Guesty is the Besty,
YOU DON'T GET IT DO YOU?…I GOT STUCK IN "CAPS LOCK ON FRIDAY"…AND YES, I AM PEDO APPROVE
Looks like Alexis Bledel to me
thats not emma watson man, just look at the rack
trick of the lighting
More like Fatman.
It’s so early, you guys want some coffee or something?
holy shit I totally read that in the transvestite voice before I knew what I was ready
am i missing something because i did too.. or is it just his happy welcoming face in the camera? lol
I'm sorry, I – I was weeping.
#24 Chris Knight!!!
i prefer to remember him as doc holliday….
you're a daisy if you do
Actually, the quote is "your daisy if ya do", but I'll plus you for the attempt.
Eventus stultorum magister
I think Johnny Ringo said that
So do I. He was the definitive Doc Holliday.
I'll be your huckleberry.
Danny Parker – The Salton Sea
Fat Kilmer! Can't I believe this is what has become of Madmartigan….
I remember when you used to be hot… somehow I think the memory just wouldn't cut it no more. I'd rather do Chum Lee from Pawn Stars
What was his name in Top Secret?? (I need to see that movie again; it's been waaaay to long)
Nick Rivers. Or as the german girls in the movie called him: Neek Reevers.
Still not as bad as what happened to Carrie Fisher.
You don't motherfucking say.
I can tell by some of the pixels
and from seeing quite a few photoshops in my day.
and by the fact that we're dinosaurs.
I've been waiting all my muthafuckin' life!
(how I feel every day at work waiting for the DAR)
PIMP SMACK YA ASS BITCH!!! YOU MA HOOKA NOW!!!!
#49 that just happened.
What? You posted a dumb, original comment? Yeah, that just happened.
it did and I wish it hadn't
early monday DAR? things DO get better.
get a life.
#4 …and a "Welcome to you" too
#19 …and I <3 U! …moar?!?!
#29 ….and I thank you again!
not much, how are you?
are you the one who is up homos?
SPEAKING OF HOMOS.#28 WHAT'S UP JOHN:
HOW COME YOUR THE ONLY CHARACTER ON "TRUE BLOOD" THAT IS NOT HAVING SEX.
YOU SHOULD START BANGING SOOKIE, SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH ANYBODY ON THAT SHOW.
because he's gay and none of the guys are interested.
So, you saw how 5 other people already reposted and commented on this photo above, but you were like "I have such a better original comment that I definitely have to post this again. Wait 'til everyone sees how creative I am!" Is that what happened there?
For sure to be followed up with "FIND HER" "MOAR" "CHIVE ON" "MAKE HER A CHIVETTE"… all very original and quite witty
particularly since she has an unnatural fat ass
No man… that's a REAL girl… also, get her a half-sandwich!
How about an amalgamation: "HER ON A CHIVETTE MAKE HER FIND MOAR CHIVE".
By the way, if my ass had an ass like that (she doesn't) I would let her shit right on my face – after ANY meal (even definite stinkers like Indian and Thai)
Do you often refer to your mother as "My Ass?"
Because I thought I was the only one…..
you comment on this pic every time someone posted it……WE get it you have a thing for pancake asses but I think you secretly are in love this pic!
^ for please my bad!!!
#46 Saw something similar at an Indigo Girls concert years ago. Except I was seriously outnumbered.
Steve Fucking Martin is AWESOME!!!
#7 ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring…
But it doesn't look like a Shake Weight…..
That could be your penis.
R.I.P Potentially awesome thread….
But none the less:
…..Banana phone! BA BABA DA!
You must be lost. For – bananaphone – see comments for the exact same picture, above.
BANANA PHONE!! It's my cellular, BANANULAR phooooooooooooooooooone.
If the banana is here…then WHERE'S THE PHONE?!?!?!?!
The Force is Strong with this One #12
so there is such thing as a hot Jedi . . .
bend over and show me your dark side….
…yeah i went there, I'll *ahem* get my coat
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