Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • caleb

    #21 "may god have mercy on your soul". lol

    • kshell25

      By far one of the funniest thing I have ever seen!

    • n_kb

      "B is the new C" got it..that'll help me on my exam tomorrow

      • Dave

        What a silly Bunt…

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          I got the answers from the bolour supplement…..

    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

      This will make my day!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      being a nerd is not so bad now eh?

      oh wait.. xD

    • Karl

      At least we have his 9 digit social security number. LOL

      • n_kb

        its his student ID..not SIN

  • Bo Near

    nice

  • Chubby

    Fiiiiiiiiiiiirst!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ u fail

      to suck LG`s large ugly feet.

    • yep

      If you don't count the two people ahead of you then yep, you're first! Congrats on reaching the pinnacle of your lifetime's accomplishments today.. That was as good as it gets for you. You may now go kill yourself.

  • Chubby

    Second!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

      in line to shag Erin.

  • Chubby

    …. hattrick!

    • kshell25

      A triple fail, great way to start your morning

    • mooseknuckle907

      Worst fail ever. Go obviously "rub" one out chubby

  • maggiemay13

    #17 🙂 Never fails to make me smile.

  • MigraineBoy

    #16 He's saying what we're all thinking.

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      Louis the man

    • Spivias




      this is the video from fox if anyone is interested

      • Spivias

        uhhh its really from "louie"
        thought it was fox cuz i saw the background
        didn't know cuz i never saw that video and i just found it on youtube so i thought i should share

      • Ben

        Thank you 🙂 laught my ass off! :p

  • HeyJewed

    I love #10 's jiggly personality…

    • varlotto

      They both have a nice pep to them!

    • KyleGamgee

      Air Hockey. So simple! I should have taken more dates to go play air hockey when I was younger.

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #16, Louis CK, always expressing my inner-monologue outloud.

  • n_kb

    #7 Challenge Accepted.

    • Tiff

      LOL ..yeah he'll probably die..but it'll look pretty damn awesome

      • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

        If I had an uncurable cancer, I'd so do this.

    • noone

      Any idea where this is?

  • HeyJewed

    I'm so glad they stopped making polaroid cameras. #5 just seems easier and more efficient.

    • A killer whale

      I almost let water into my blowhole while laughing.

    • GI Joe

      Why does Tommy Lee Jones need a second job????

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1538520953 Zach Davis

    #16 Saying what we're thinking
    #15 Tattooing what we all wanted to happen, BEFORE Episode I even came out.

  • Dan

    #1 Now that's a cool chess set!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Hasn't *everyone* got one where all the pieces are shot glasses?

    • Çreep

      dont fuck with baldy though, hes packin' in his boot.

  • guest

    #21 Love how you mark your name out but leave your social security number

    • FolleRousse

      school ID is not the same as government SSN

      • Dan

        Maybe

      • HeyJewed

        Depends on when/where you went to school. At my school, if you forgot your student ID and don't know your # then you have to present another valid form of ID and put your social security # instead.

      • McBeastie

        Well seeing as though they took the pic down, it looks like they didn't want to take that chance.

    • Larry

      That was my thought. I graduated in 92, but back in the day, your school # was your SSN.

  • Patrick

    #17 Why can't this be a real show?!

  • alate

    #1 "make your damn move already, will ya? the pieces are getting warm!"

  • http://twitter.com/DJCrazyEyes @DJCrazyEyes

    #19 Awesome. Totally want one.

    • Kyle

      Why would you want a coffee table with the Enterprise under it?

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #2 Is a great conversation starter for guests entering your home, until you get to #19 of course.

  • Sean

    #1 The thinking man's drinking game

    • JT Mo-Nay

      or the drinking man's thinking game.

  • FolleRousse

    #5 still wish they'd make HQ Polaroid cameras and I don't just mean the brand name.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=728677935 Bence Béky

    #6 seems legit

    • bunz

      Like every other guy at the gym. Now, work your legs!

  • bbqboobs

    #21 At this point, you should really just quit school all together, and seriously consider running for public office.

    • Disgruntled Voter

      Still too smart

  • Roon

    #11
    Just a little bit moar ma'am… thanks.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ tadaa

      Its obvious that she is a Chivette.

      • hMMMM

        it's obvious that she hopes to be our President

    • HAHSO

      THAT'S THE KEILBASA QUEEN, AND SHE CAN STICK A 15 INCH KEILBASA SAUSAGE DOWN HER THROAT. SHE TRULY IS AN INSPIRATION TO ALL CHIVETTES.
      NOW LADYS GO TO THE KITCHEN AND START LEARNING. THANK YOU.

  • Stupid Prof

    #21 Professor says in a hope to get a quater of the marks when it is A-E, which would be a fifth.. Paying out a student when you can't even do basic fractions, real smart!!

    • HeyJewed

      I can see where you are coming from. There is a 1/5 (20%) chance IF the teacher used all 5 letters; although, I think it is safe to assume in this scenario that all of the other tests the teacher gave throughout the semester were A-D which would make their statement correct-ish.

    • chappy

      its a communications prof. humanities people are dumb

      • ebits21

        They're not dumb, you might be though.

  • Anonymous

    Dma makes last nights transgresionw vanIsh. Thank you chIve

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