Shower to Go (7 Photos)

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  • Chi Town

    Step 7: Your friends stare at you while you rub yourself with a soapy block of ice

    • Major_Rocker

      I agree. It's much easier just to carry a pack of baby wipes.

    • shwan

      step 8: Fook all that and bring a bar of soap.

    • reme

      …while they stare at you wiping down your stinky, sweaty 'nads… (what's the purpose of a job half-done?)

  • Joe

    Bueno

    • r@f

      alternate solution: Go home, take shower.

  • https://www.facebook.com/unparty Sean Hoover

    Do you guys steal everything from reddit?

    • ofmetalandawesome

      Reddit sucks. Stop posting this.

    • medtxpack

      you the internet police?

      • Internet Police

        Yes. Do you have something to report?

        • black27696

          Looks like we have a 10-90 here sir. Some douchebag won't shut up.

        • Back-up

          Did somebody call for back-up?

          • SWAT Team

            We can come in and really blow this thing out of proportion if needed.

    • Phail

      I agree, I only look at the Chive to be sure I didn't miss anything from all the sites the Chive "borrows" from.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        its the chive submitters that "steal" these images from ALL over the internet, not just reddit.

    • EasternCanuck

      Stealing? They post the source of their content at the end of each post… Not all content can be original otherwise we'd only get 1 post a week… Sexy Chivettes.

    • Sarah

      * takes deep breath *

      The road goes both ways, Sean, most redditors have widely acknowledged this. Do you know how many photos start at the chive and make their way to reddit? The difference is that the Chivers don't care if photos get 'stolen' by reddit because they ultimately make people smile, right? why should entertainment be inclusive?
      Most importantly, if I'm a redditor and I want to share my photos with reddit, I generally upload my photo to Imgur, a photo SHARING website.
      So I want to share my photo with millions of redditors and I've uploaded the photo to an image sharing website (instead of a site with more stringent DCMA guidelines like Flickr), why on earth would you get mad or surprised if your content ended up somewhere else?

      Let me welcome you to the internet

      – a redditor

      • Derp

        The difference is The Chive brags it's "Probably The Best Site In The World", watermarks stuff, and comes up with ridiculous catch phrases that turn vegetables into verbs. Recycle content all you want–everybody does that–just don't be a douchebag and claim that you are doing something original or important.

        • Paul

          I might suggest taking it with the grain of salt that it is supposed to be taken with. I don't know if you can get mot yongue in cheek than "Probably The Best Site In The World".

    • Major_Rocker

      You guys obviously have never read TheChive's About Us page…

      "Where do the photos come from? You, the Chivers. In addition to user submits, John, Leo, Bob, and Mac surf the world wide web -literally. They visit websites in Russia, Japan, China, Hungary, Spain, Germany -the list goes on, to discover the best of the best and bring it to the U.S."

      • OBVIOUSLY.

        OBVIOUSLY.

        • Cam

          We have a rapist in Lincoln Park.

          • JROC

            he's climbing in yo' windows?

            • Rightclicksaveas

              He's snatchin your people up

              • Anon

                Tryin'a rape 'em…

                • Dutch

                  Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.

                  • macman1987

                    and hide your husbands cuz they rapin erbody up in here!

                    • OwnerOfYou

                      You don't have to come, and confess…

          • Dood

            I have not heard the word "obviously" and not immediately thought "We have a rapist in Lincoln Park", no matter what the situation, for about a year.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1375387092 Will Franzreb

              C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

              • Snap

                Actually combo breaker was "Dutch" for failing to post "So yall need too" before his post.

                • hypeman

                  oh snap

    • DudeBro

      I'm pretty sure they steal everything from someone. But who cares?

    • alexonfyre

      And all funny internet pictures were stolen from Shakespeare who also wrote all the movies or something like that.

    • its_forge

      Reddit's commenting system blows more than a great big blowing thing.

      • thrillho

        Exactly….the Chive format is sooooo much nicer than shitty reddit

    • dub

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    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Reddit and Cheezburger Network, yes.

    • elbruces

      Apparently, everybody steals everything from Reddit. But I find Reddit to unreadable, so I have a variety of other websites go find the good stuff from there and present it to me in a user-friendly layout.

    • Huddo

      When you say it's "stolen", it's still there, right? Or have the Chive sent in a load of ninjas and physically removed the content from the reddit servers? You need to chill. May I suggest an Ice Block Shower?

    • WhatIsAnonymous?

      Don't you mean /b/?

  • Bob

    Good idea, and yet seems simply complex.

  • Major_Rocker

    Step 8: Enjoy your shrinkage.

  • epicmealtime

    fuckin smart

  • murph

    forward to Mexico

  • billshakes626

    I wash my balls with this.

    • Nick Boblooch

      hmmmm….sweaty balls….yummy

  • olfisheye

    that would be a little chilly when you wash your balls

    • billshakes626

      It can be but usually its very refreshing.

  • Paul

    Mine is a lot simpler:

    Step one: Politely refuse invitation to do anything which may cause me to sweat, but tell them you will meet them later

    Step two: Sit around and watch tv for an hour in the AC.

    Step three: go to bar and drink til they arrive.

    • J.D.

      Step four: you are fat.

      • Dutch

        and not sweaty!

        • HeyJewed

          Disagree… My fat friends sweat for anything like eating spicy foods or bowling.

    • Mads

      Merica…

    • dub

      Sweat?

      Wtf is that?

    • Adam West

      step four: You're fat, and thus sweat profusely getting out of the car to walk from the parking lot to the bar… you still stink, and hence will not get laid. nice going fatty.

    • sarcasm

      Ladies and Gentlemen, your average Chiver

  • elywhitley

    looks like a good few hours prep time. hmm so much more convenient than… ohh, I dunno maybe having a shower

    • FolleRousse

      doesnt mater if he showered during the prep time he would still be sweaty after playing

      • Tonya Harding

        Stupid Cunt

  • hunkelhurz

    genius, nominate this guy for a noble prize 🙂

    • goForth

      Nobel Prize.

      • SkyVader

        I like "noble prize" better. Maybe a soap on a rope.

  • kooks

    will not do…ever.

    • Tom

      i HATE cold showers.
      Let alone bathing with straight-up ICE cubes

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    Chive, when will you stop stealing more than 50% of your pics from Reddit? Really! The only reason I am still on your site is SC

    • jroc

      u are mean

      • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

        Look at http://www.reddit.com/r/pics and see for yourself.

        • jroc

          is there a copy right issue?

      • hMMMM

        so see you on Friday, bitchass! Unlike you, some people don't have the time to surf multiple sites. So on behalf of us 'normal' people, THANK YOU CHIVE FOR COMPILING THE BEST OF THE INTERNET INTO ONE VERY USER-FRIENDLY WEBSITE.

    • micah

      lemme help you with your perspective, walkingtheriver. FTP:

      * takes deep breath *

      The road goes both ways, Sean, most redditors have widely acknowledged this. Do you know how many photos start at the chive and make their way to reddit? The difference is that the Chivers don't care if photos get 'stolen' by reddit because they ultimately make people smile, right? why should entertainment be inclusive?
      Most importantly, if I'm a redditor and I want to share my photos with reddit, I generally upload my photo to Imgur, a photo SHARING website.
      So I want to share my photo with millions of redditors and I've uploaded the photo to an image sharing website (instead of a site with more stringent DCMA guidelines like Flickr), why on earth would you get mad or surprised if your content ended up somewhere else?

      Let me welcome you to the internet

      – a redditor

      • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

        Why thank you for welcoming me to the internet..

        I'm just fine with pictures making people smile and laugh, but the thing is that I think it's rather lame that they earn money on stealing. It's not technically stealing, but it is in theory, and in my head. And that is what I think is bollocks.

        • Jim

          You just said bollocks. Argument invalid

        • Robinsos

          So does that mean you "stole" your avatar?

          • GWAR

            the difference is that he ain't turning a profit off it.

            • Robinsos

              If you don't like the fact that the Chive is "turning a Profit off it", then don't look at the chive! It's like people who don't like what they see on TV. If you don't like it, change the fucking channel!

      • Guesty

        Hey, you're not micah, you're Sarah! You're a phony, a big fat phony!

        • Like i c it

          Hey everybody, Sarah is a big fat phony!

    • its_forge

      Really man, haven't you complained enough about this? Fine, the photos came from Reddit. This is a photo site that's put up to make space to run ads in. That sentence describes about ten thousand different sites. TheCHIVE just has a better format, the commenting system isn't an indecipherable load of bollocks, and on top of all that, it's got pictures of LG and Erin's bottoms. Which means, TheCHIVE wins.

      • James

        I don't think you have spent any time on r/gonewild. because it shits on SC. Plus theChives commenting system is whack as fuck. Haters gonna hate.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Rico1124 Ricky Schosky

      Yeah the entire world isn't on reedit. If someone found a funny quote elsewhere, and they copy and paste it as their Facebook status, I wouldn't go off on them and say "WTF you stole that" I'd like it and probably say "I love that one". theChive is my main source for internet bliss, so I don't care if it's on Reddit 2 years earlier. If it makes it here, i'm satisfied.

      • truth

        Whats Reddit?

  • urinetrouble

    Step 7

    Turn in your man card.

    Could also be step 1 depending on your groups standards.

  • Hammer

    can you guys stop just ripping reddit off blatantly.

    • TitoRigatoni

      No. Deal with it or GTFO.

    • yep

      Cry to someone that actually gives a shit Hammer. You must lead a sad life if you have time to sort through every pic/humor site of the world. Most of us are just glad to see these pics at all…and don't really care which site got to say "first" when posting them. Oh no! Pics were re-posted on another site! How will I sleep tonight? Get over it already!

  • Gstr

    Imagine scrubbing your privates with this

  • Never Seen HP

    Or, you could be a man like the rest of your friends… nothing wrong with a little sweat.

  • EasternCanuck

    Perfect for when a shower is just not available.

  • Jon

    Step 1: set up site called thechive

    Step 2: rip off everything on the Internet

    Step 3: never post original content

    Step 4: profit, but still be a douche fart

    • brad

      What's going on here? Is the Napster generation growing some ethics?

    • Flicka

      u mad bro?

      • JoIE

        "Step 3: never post original content"

        case in point, Flicka's response.

    • Dood

      C'mon Jon. Everybody know Step 3 is ????.

    • yep

      You forgot Step 5: Go around and look at every other pic site and whine if your completely original pictures are posted elsewhere. After all, we should all thank other sites for having on-the-spot roaming reporters and photographers and their exclusive pics they post!

      Never post anything original? I've sent in several pics, taken by me with my phone that got posted here on the Chive, and I'm just one guy…I'm sure others have done the same. Tell the Chivettes that they aren't original! Are a lot of pics posted here on the Chive found on other sites first? Hell yes they are. Does anyone really care? Most don't, simple as that. Go cry to Mom if you don't like it.

    • Ha.Ha.

      Step 5: be so good at it that people who hate the concept of said website STILL visit multiple times in a day

  • Mike

    Stupidest fucking idea that I've ever seen.

  • Stupid

    this is a stupid post

  • tawhitlow

    Stir that bitch up

  • Anon

    Rather use Anti-monkey butt safari towels.
    http://www.amazon.com/Anti-Monkey-Butt-Safari-Tow

  • emilie

    Why don't you just take a shower?? You can't take it with you wherever you go.. IT WILL MELT

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