When it comes to ‘Find Her’ we graduated Valedictorian (33 Photos)

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  • JackBlack

    #12. Do it. Please.

    • muleditch

      I think #12 is Cassy Anthony

      • Adam West

        Ha!

    • JFyn

      Putting 58008 into a calculator is not as fun as the real thing!

    • Efaray

      You know how I know you're gay?…

    • Crap Pants

      I think he's calculating the odds…

    • Keith

      She is from Michegan and is studying in Cork, Ireland. Also conveniently a good friend. She knows she is up here, she says to find the others floating around!

  • Mikey

    #33
    That would be an ultimate find!

    • Maynard G. Krebs

      easy there big guy! roll her over and see the what rest of her looks like!

      • Mikey

        Thats what makes it the ultimate find! Knowing what the hell she looks like 🙂

        • ur-right

          amen to that

      • jason_in_pc

        doesnt matter, that ass makes up for almost anything.
        some of these are just random as hell, case in point #24 really? what are you watching tv in slow motion replays fapping to the spectators in sports games?

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          That would imply a certain dedication to the task.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        She could have a full beard and fangs for all I care. That wouldn't be what I was focusing on…..

    • Hand of Fate

      That picture is like as old as the internet at this point…

    • assman
      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

        No help.

  • Rob

    #2 Find her!

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      what a beauty, she has it all

    • Bucks

      Yes…Her…Please!

      • Bucks

        I'm original with my comment.

    • epit

      The photo was taken in Huntington Beach, CA. I recognize the tower and background. Hopefully that helps!

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      i made it to number 2 and started scrolling down…then went back up…down…then back up.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      And if you can't find her, at least MOAR!!!!

  • danimal

    I second #33 must be found now

    • max-pow

      What a gorgeous comforter she has

  • Some Guy

    I've lost count, the number of times I have seen #3

  • Major Rocker

    I'm not against "Finding her", but what is the intent on finding someone? Just to see moar pics or are there some stalkers out there?

    • McBeastie

      It's just another excuse for the Chive to repost the same pics over and over again. Not that I mind reposting of hot chicks…but…

      • Major_Rocker

        I dunno. So many Chivers are always saying "FIND HER!!" Like once they know who she is, they can move onto phase 2 of creepyness.

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

          cause fapping to pics of random girls isnt creepy enough? i LOVE TheChive, but have never fapped to a single pic on here.

          • liar

            sure bud.

            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

              sorry but im 28 years old not 15, so it takes more than a pic of a girl in a bikini or showing her ass to "work" for me. but maybe that's just me.

              • liar

                just relax champ.

              • WIOEi

                agree.

              • MonkeyPoxx

                That's it, I'm 31 and I'm jackin it to the girl in Randy's picture just to prove a point.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

                  Winner! LOL (literally!)

          • Never Seen HP

            Same. I don't fap to pics, I make video clips out of them in my head.

            • max-pow

              and then….. you FAP…

              • Tits McGee

                whatever happened to actually going out and getting laid?

                • MonkeyPoxx

                  your logic is flawed.

                • MonkeyPoxx

                  'cause i don't know how to get laid.

          • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

            My Bullshit alarm is going off ….

            • G90

              The "find her" posts are a magical expression of appreciation of the female form by others, we wish to seek more photos because we like pretty things and it makes our lives a little brighter, in turn we also wish to find these girls to compliment them on how <insert appropriate deity or evolutionary belief here> put them together.

  • Logan

    #33 is a MUST find

    • please

      fat

      • b-ry

        you mean phat.

        • please

          no, I mean fat

          • bmw

            no you mean fap

            • Charlie

              WIN!

            • b-ry

              which is what i want men to do to me now that i've had the surgery :*

              • b-ry

                FAIL…surgery is this Friday. love this ongoing joke…hahaha.

  • Ziplab

    #33 ..I think I see some hamburger……mmmmmm

    • b-ry

      looks like a triple burger to me.

      • please

        that means fat. you are correct sir

        • b-ry

          no it means luscious vag.

  • putnam120

    For #30, have you tried looking in Gotham?

    • confused yet frisky

      who thumbed this up? seriously……wow lame has gone to a new level.

      • Jon

        I agree, lame ass joke, pretty dissapointed that chiver's would give thumbs up to such a elementary lame ass joke

    • WOIe

      LAME!

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      Wow, fuck you three. It was funnier than you.

  • Ricky

    #28 is Valerie Anne Poxleitner, better known as Lights a Canadian synthpop singer. Cutie.

    • Tito

      How did others not know this? I am ashamed to be associated with this ignorant group of people.

    • KYLExGOOD

      Interesting Fact: Only Canadians find her to be attractive.

      • Tito

        This just in: Kyle has no penis! At least no penis with a thirst for womanly parts. I don't shun you b/c you like to fuck dudes, only that you mistakenly think that this goddess is anything less. You probably find porn stars hot, b/c they're all naked and shit.

        • KYLExGOOD

          She ugly bro. Accept it. She has the forehead of 50 year old balding man, her mouth makes me want to buy stock in fishhooks, and I'm pretty sure you could launch ICBMs off of her chin.

          Keep beatin' yo meat to that fucking sea donkey if you like though; it's no skin off my back.

    • Anon

      I thought it was Pete Wentz.

      • Tito

        That probably means that you're gay.

    • hMMMM

      what kind of channel is homorazzi?

    • wohooo

      i saw her on an epic meal time video

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      So, whats with the Justin Bieber comb over? cute face but the hair makes me think of Donald Trump.

    • dude

      and she sucks at painting

  • Kodos

    #30
    To the BatPole!

    <fap fap fap>

  • http://theflintskinny.blogspot.com/ TheFlintSkinny

    Bat Ass! #30

  • frank

    #28 is canadian singer lights

  • izsmile

    i don't understand pictures with no faces, #33 all you see is ass. what are the odds that the rest of the body is any good?

    • jason_in_pc

      doesnt matter, thats the only part i want to see.

    • jeston23

      Why the fuck else were paper bags invented?

    • SeaBassEX

      dat ass is good enough for me.

    • OzChiver

      Who gives a fuck what the rest looks like.

    • olfisheye

      thats when you put a flag over her face and fuck her for glory!

      • max-pow

        Y viva la patria!!!!

    • revski87

      it doesnt matter

    • Wazzler

      Who gives a flying fuck nut!!?? I'd be up to my ears in cheak!!

  • b-ry

    i missed the part where you actually found any of these girls….

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      The found ones get posted on Reddit first.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Mr. X

        hiyo!!

    • Meh

      HA!

  • jake

    #28 is Lights, a singer out of Canada. She is super gorgeous!!!!

  • Da_Boz

    #10 Still no zombie….

    • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

      I spent 10 min looking for a zombie. Then I lost interest… any help? any photo shoppers out there care to circle it for us that cant see it.

      • OIWE

        you're not convincing anyone you're straight.

  • The_Marc

    #33 OMFG I would LOVE to find this at home 🙂
    #32 UBER-CUTE!
    #8 SEXY PUNKER WIN!!!

    • mydoggylives

      #32 Marie Plosjo (via Google Images)

    • G-swe

      #32 is Marie Plosjö. She's a swedish glamour model.

    • Crashfistfite

      #8 is attempting to pull off some X-Men Rogue cosplay

      • The_Marc

        #8 can pull off whatever she wants 🙂

    • child.molester

      Marie Plosjo.. her siter Monia is hotter

  • billshakes626

    #3 She is devine.

  • Çreep

    #27, yes please.

  • Lugh

    25 is nasty, fugly, and looks like a superficial bitch who's had loads of plastic surgery. No fucking thanks.

    • Adam West

      agreed.

    • Charlie

      And I bet you make girls thank you after sex, huh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    #28 Lights?

    • Jay

      Yeah I think so, I saw her on epic meal time the other day

    • Jinkies

      yep lights poxleitner, she is kinda hot 😉

  • Lugh

    Sorry, the pic didn't post…

    #25 is nasty, fugly, and looks like a superficial bitch who's had loads of plastic surgery. No fucking thanks.

    • YOU WON'T BANG HER

      I'LL BANG HER.

      • xDV8x

        You'd have to take her shopping first.

    • Diesel9

      her name is Kim Lee. used to do some modeling, never nude, been in some music videos. havent seen her doing anything lately

  • The_Marc

    #13 LOVE the Red…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000829687118 Cedric Schlosser

      And #14..

      • The_Marc

        AGREED! *High Five*

    • Takingbackcider

      13# and #14 together would be the ultimate Chivette photoshoot!

      • The_Marc

        TOTALLY Host that shit in my office!

  • Shawn

    #22, i mean, just find them all really

    • Jason

      I support this comment

    • TopHatJoe

      What Chive really needs to do is get a Cowgirl themed sexy chivers post. I went to the a country "hoe down" recently and OMG 90% were gorgeous women in small jean shorts, skirts, dresses, and small tops.

    • Colin

      #22
      912 Camino Pescadero Rd. Isla Vista, California, United States

      I know my college town anywhere

      • Cocrates

        fuckin on point man! i didn't catch it before but that's definitely IV

      • hugepens

        Very impressive sir!

      • its_forge

        California, should have known: five blondes, one brunette

      • gaucho grad

        ya, but they all graduated years ago from ucsb

    • chiverMike

      Must find them all.

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