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Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

August 16, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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: STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!

Sorry guys, the picture order got scrambled there for a second. I hate it when my Schartz get twisted!

gentleman25

Awesome #22

http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

This kitty is remarkably pretty. I don't even usually like cats, but I want this fucking cat.

gentleman25

it is funny that pic of the cat too but i posted the wrong one :-/ lol, let's blame my internet connection for now.
http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

wheres the kitty? its a guy doing a somersault bowling…

gentleman25

i know my post dint download completely when i post my comment and ended up putting #18 and then changed it, but anyway that kitty is remarkably pretty as the lady said.
max-pow

The kitty is a ninja…
http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

Yes, well it *was* the picture of the cat, but now I just look silly

https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

Eddy Gordo bowling

gentleman25

and not a fuck was given that day #2

zACH

holy fuck…… ITS FUCKIN TUESDAY

gentleman25

holy fuck…… YOUR RIGHT

Jim

damnit, stop changing the pics …. it was pic #16
theederv

#5 FIND HER!!

Frank M

#5. I want to apply for that f**king job.

The_Dood

Screw the water. That's what the tongue is for dude, be a man!

OEirr

shut up. you honestly sound like the biggest goddamn tool.
JewJube

"no shit, brah! i'll toungue-pat the kitty after swigging back some brewskies first. now hold me steady while i tap this keg so my collar stays popped, bro".

lame-ass.

HeyJewed

You have a weird name….

nicky b

Job title "Get the sand outta her vag boy"
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

Wanna be the water…

http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

Uh no. I believe that is Victoria's Secret model, Candice Swanepoel.

Ateka

And I believe you are right.
jason

enjoy http://egotastic.com/full-size-image/367301/
http://www.tumblr.com/apollorockit Apollo!

Okay Rachael your blog is awesome. You've got a new fan.

http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

Haha, thanks!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000045240997 Stefan Dumitru

Pussy on fire ))

max-pow

where is the cat?

lolol

must've overheated, needs to cool-off
joe

that is the victoria secret model

DanFromDetroit

#15 I can haz Bible Study?
Tim

#7 "Still had sex…"

DanielB

I think you meant to say "Doesn't matter had sex"

Yar

Still counts…

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

I've had morning after memories that resembled this…..

n_kb

#17 heh heh bikini bottom

Ateka

That girl knows photography.
x3n

Spongebob Square Gap?

Juan

since you're asking, no.

The Guy

Dang. #8

purb

english is not my native language. i dont get it… help me out?

Snap

Definition of 'Gullible': Easily persuaded to believe something…

Philipp

I know what it means. Lulz..
_bigdeal

ok, im a fucking idiot and now im pissed. but please ..please people, stop explaining obvious shit. that is sometimes part of the fun.
shut up.
Ace_Hood

lol

guest

-_- this just made me a bit grumpier this morning
Eskylid

It means … forget it!!

Philipp

Holy crap – tell me! I didn't get it either as englisch aint me native language too. I even had an online dictionary pronounce it for me correctly … but still. I can't figure it out and it drives me crazy ,, | ,,

vmax

Try looking up the definition in your online dictionary…

HeyJewed

I tried looking it up, but it's not in the dictionary….

JstevensF

oldest trick in the book

Scumbag Steve

I nearly fell for it, but was like…no chance.
Jmc

Tried it twice… Then giggled to myself
Gooberman

I bit on it, now i'm sad
DaddyD

So cool! It sounds EXACTLY like "oranges" when I say it.
equalizermax

It's a TRAP!

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Admiral Ackbar told you the truth didn't he?

Hayn

#5 hmm, i still would….

Travis

Was there any debate??

DrROBOTO

crab fishing

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

#8 you didn't get me ya bastards

DWD

Aren't you that kid with AIDS that wanted to go to school in the 80's and then died? Google thyself.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

I don't have to google, i heard that shit since i was 5, which is actually kind of awesome, because now no one can google me.

beargrylls

#8 if i say gullible slowly, it doesn't sound like oranges at all.

Joe

You drink your own urine.
purb

i dont get it
DanielB

Try enunciating more your vowels, maybe open your mouth some more. It works for me
confused yet frisky

remove dick, insert foot…………………there ya go sparky.

theederv

FAIL…lol

n_kb

ahah NOT on my part just commented to early..

Bob

That mistake was on me. Whoops

dub

Your name is my name backwards.

Guest

#13
Haters gonna hate!

FLHomesteader

NO NO NO!!!! it is Skaters gonna skate…. __

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Hmmm, new meme-lette…..
Ha.Ha.

It's bladers gonna blade

Red

it's the chivers chiving.

caleb

#8 yup, hook, line, and sinker…

equalizermax

If you said:
"chive – probably the best site in the world". It sounds "gullible"…. There, I fixed it…
Jethro

I'm saying it pretty slow… is there, like, a way I should put my tongue…. Roll the "R"…

Ohhhhh……

caleb

#19 An absolute waste of a great double axle trailer. Like a shithead more like it.

waryee

o ya cause they can't make THOSE anymore…
Gooberman

I was gonna defend the guy (cause, i mean, who doesn't like a good 'que) but then, under further review…a grill shaped like a gun…really?

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

He's clearly from Texas, since the lone-star thing is on the gun, which makes the fact that it's a gun ok.

JpJ

Ya, I love me some duble axle trailers.
LeMac

Yes, because holding that grill is the only thing that trailer will ever be able to do again

Dan

#13 Not helping gay rights be accepted at all.

trboerger

gotham did need a new hero …
Ukulelemike

NO, no, really, they're just like anyone else-its not just about sex, right> uh…right?
OEirr

photo from the chive get together.

caleb

#16 seems like the soap dude from the other day took it up a notch!

_bigdeal

lmfao

gtga

reddit was here

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Did they come to steal pics again?

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

hang yourself Paula
http://www.gfys.org/ truth

No they came to get their dick wet by you and your mom paula.

Just Sayin'

#8 gu-lli-OH-SHIT-I-TAKE-IT-BACK!
trboerger

#16 Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat ..

DanielB

How fat is she?

Mr. T

Fail!!! Come on now, come up with something original rather than posting what you red on reddit.. trboerger you sir are a failure

MigraineBoy

#1 Double Decker

Lowrent75

Why does an elephant have 4 feet? Because 8 inches isn't enough…badabum.
AssClown

I hope for the sake of the 2 people in front that the elephant doesn't pull out just before the money shot…

Nick

Pictured: elephant not giving a single fuck

FloppyRocks

#17 Spongebob SquareP…?

Edsbrain

SploogeBob!

tyler

i won't remember this tomorrow. you are so awesome chive… thank you
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

#16 The Thing?

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

you suck!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Argh, one can trust the average Chiver not to know a good movie.

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Agreed, a lot of your shtick is funny, but it gets raged on for no reason.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Only by the brainless. And accountants.

Hugs,
Paula
- "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

theederv

fuck off paula
Mr. T

That's Paula's ice soap

maclean

#6 breakfast or lunch? hmmmmm

Nick

you are doing it wrong!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000219160779 Teresa Rebecca Cunningham

Not or, and. Breakfast AND lunch.

xxxx

brunch?

hMMMM

after midnight snack
R-Dub

I cant believe I never thought of this!
Oooops

I can't believe your noob-ass didn't put bacon or ham on it. This was my breakfast 25 years ago.

hMMMM

You know that's called a bacon, egg and and cheese on white, egg over easy. NOOB-ASS
hMMMM

Real veterans (like myself) grill the bread first, flip it, THEN put the ingredients on so that the inside has time to fuuuuuse together.

pablo_v

BREAKFASTLUNCHANDDINNER
http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice

did this at the kitchen at work…perfected
kodakkid

great for hang overs

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