Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

Sorry guys, the picture order got scrambled there for a second. I hate it when my Schartz get twisted!

  • billshakes626

    #17 I want to stick my dick in Spongebob's mouth.

  • MrAliasMan

    #8 Oh-Rahn-jezs. Oh snap, it works……. <.<;

  • http://zobier.net/GREATSCOTT/ Joey Jo-Jo Junior

    #8 Doorhinges?

  • PigDog

    #7 The beginning of PigDog

    • MrAliasMan

      The one thing about pigdog, you'll never have to buy Beggenstrips again. And good luck doing anything with them. They'll be to busy licking themselves all the time….

      • Oeieee

        trying too hard.

  • amplidudes


    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Puss who?
    Puss-ibly you can let me in, please?

  • Waffles

    #11 but does he have a business card…….

  • Anonymous

    Ahh chive , you always know how to kickstart my day !

  • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

    #5 water wont solve the 7-day itch problem…

  • johnny dangerously

    #17 find… find now

  • Head Chef

    #6 that is not cheese!!

    • HillBilly Bone

      Albeit true, it’s actually better this way. Trust me.

  • stig

    if i,m not mistaken the dog in no 4 is taking a piss in the pool

    • Micky

      well spotted sir.

  • mipo2010

    If you're still saying this to yourself please run into a wall at full speed. Your internet privileges have been revoked.. #8

    • DanielB

      Dont be hating cuz it didnt work for you

      • mipo2010

        clearly you are one of the gullible one!!!

  • http://twitter.com/dalton_matt @dalton_matt

    #8 I made it to the g sound before I knew.

  • Bill57

    #5 cool it off !! more water!!
    #1 poor planning you own elephants and you dont know when they are in esturus?

  • DanielB

    #10 Bob after messing up the post

  • The_Marc

    #6 #3 Breakfast of motherfuckin CHAMPIONS!!!

  • The_Marc

    #22 …and THAT is how you do it!!!

  • ovjho


  • xDV8x

    #17 almost makes up for no Mind the Gap Monday and #21 is just plain awesome

  • Musje83

    #17 Spongebob Sparepants?

  • sebastianbleach

    #5 she's too hot

  • matthias806

    they better be ready for the ride of their life!

  • Zach

    #9 what tennis player is that?

    • LostInMyBrain

      Bethanie Mattek

    • thom

      He got totally caught peeking.

  • tony

    #13 #14 I see what you did there

  • Munk85

    #9 is the closet he will ever get to losing his virginity

    • Kodos

      you mean he will go in the closet?.. come out of closet?

    • Mr. T

      Can't blame him for looking though, look at those impressive works of art

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