What lovely green eyes you have (27 Photos)

  • Superman

    Love a women with any color eyes, as long as they are burning their bras and minding the gap

    • truth

      and we should care what you love why? how does telling us fulfill all your hopes and dreams? oh I see. you are so witty. wow. carry on.

      • Superman

        someone really drank a whole bottle of douche juice today huh?

        • therealfail

          He drinks 2 bottles, everyday.

        • truth

          "douche juice"

          as i said, so witty.

          • Inigo Montoya

            "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "

          • truth

            self high five… just saying

        • truth

          yes, someone did. your mom

          • Superman

            good one. someone give this boy a medal for being the internet troll of the day. go play in traffic

      • bettingonthecubs

        Could be worst, could have said first

      • willsetyoufree

        You're trying too hard. A suggestion though; don't use more than 1 rhetorical question in your response. It does nothing for emphasis.

        • truth

          thanks for the instruction, professor. are you really that big of a douche? i'll stop at one on this response.

          • JohnAtell

            I'd rather read Paula than anything you spew out, 'truth'.

            Do everybody a favor and stop.

            • Guesty

              Paula is a chive dick sucker, that's why. You're all alike.
              Carry on truth

              • truth

                looks like the vote is 1-1. guess I'll have to be the tie breaker then

                • junior

                  make that 3-1.

                  • truth

                    my lead seems to be growing…. thanks jr

            • truth

              and for the record, I do hope that what I "spew" doesn't prevent any of the "loyal chivers" from missing out on the consistently intellectually stimulating and thought provoking repartee that normally transpires in my absence. that would truly be an injustice of the highest order

              • duffer

                Says the guy who posted: "self high five…just saying". Genius.

                • truth

                  that wasn't me. moron.

                • truth

                  thanks duff. I really worked on that one. sorry, but you wouldn't understand. carry on

          • willsetyoufree

            It doesn't hurt to be that ignorant, does it? To be successful at being a forum troll, it takes practice and a dedication to the art you simply DO NOT POSSESS. One only has to look at your lack of verbal creativity to discern you are struggling to keep up. Most assuredly you have much to learn in improving your repertoire of posting vernacular.

            "and we should care what you love why?"
            Your first droll attempt at being 'witty'. The same ire could be shown upon your little comment. It is apparent you do care, else you would have passed over Superman's comment.

            "how does telling us fulfill all your hopes and dreams?"
            It would seem it fulfills his hopes and dreams in the same fashion and manor as it did yours when you posted this. If you truly wanted to be an effective troll, you would have stopped at 1 rhetorical question. Instead, you have taken another cheap shot without any wherewithal in direction from here. This is evident in your next 4 abbreviated sentences.

            "oh I see. you are so witty. wow. carry on."
            It is at this point you either found yourself sorely out of 'wit' or your trolling muse had eluded you in your darkest hour. Either way, you regressed to a level of trolling you are most comfortable with. You chose the lowest common denominator of trolling; low-brow satire.

            Whilst your aspirations at jocular quips is not your forte, you strive forward. Perhaps it is some hedonistic thrill you derive pursuing our, the Chive forum, approval. I personally enjoy the banter but would like if, in this battle of wits, you would possess a modicum of said resource.

            • Guesty

              using big words makes you SMART!

              • willsetyoufree

                and I make a mighty fine sammich too!

                • truth

                  I'm just happy that you have been inspired to such prose… you should thank me and make me said "sammich"

                  • truth

                    I'm happy I have touched so many of you as I have touched myself…err, ugh…douche juice?

            • truth

              you are really just in love with me aren't you? admit it. that's why you created such a complementary name to mine. the truth willsetyoufree you know

              • truth

                everyone should accept I am why people come to this forum. as I said, so witty.

              • willsetyoufree

                I've moved on, so should you. My sammiches are not for you.

      • oliver

        Truth… You sir… are a moron

        • truth

          oliver…. well, if that is your name, it seems punishment enough.. carry on

      • Gabs

        Don't mind this jackass comment Superman. Your OP is 100 % correct, witty and funny

        • Gabs is gay

          pssst… gabs, you still have something brown and smell on you nose… might want to smear that off

  • EasternCanuck

    Love the green eyes… almost as much as the blue

    • pablo_v


  • The_Marc

    #8 Red hair, green eyes…. be still my beating heart ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • yo yo ma

      don't forget "metal shit poked in her face"

      • The_Marc

        Metal shit and all โค

        • derka

          it's orange hair

      • airbornederekc

        Absolutely beautiful face…. Piercings kinda ruin it for me tho.

    • Robert

      Hair dye, colored contacts…. be still my v-fibbing heart ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Steve

      I agree that there's something beautiful about red hair and green eyes.

      Chive missed this one though:

      • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

        Damn Steve, she's pretty as hell!

      • max-pow

        wow….b e a utiful

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Yes much better than the one that airport security sees and then goes… "This is going to be a long one…"

    • Tomas

      Kool-Aid colored locks, fake colored contacts, and using your face as a pin cushion… o.0 No thanx.

    • Verbal_Kint

      stick a garden hose in her ass and she can water my lawn. hahahaha

  • yo yo ma

    It appears that most girls with green eyes are also really, really high.

    • Karen

      why is that an issue??

    • Blake

      Or that they've received ALZ-112 and are now smarter than the rest of us.

  • Vebal_Kint

    bam! douche!

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    #1 "Love you too honey."

    • truth

      "your dick is how small?"

      • EEWRg

        "about the size of a thimble. or a light switch."–The Average Chiver

        • truth


        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Looks like a button on a fur coat.

      • derka

        it's 3 times your tumb

    • Ha.Ha.

      more like "You're a loser"

    • Blake

      Her forehead is shopped

  • truth

    Allota meh….

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Gotta agree, by the end, I was scrolling fast in hopes of getting something that "wow'ed" me, but I just don't see it.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz

    #15 …..WOW!!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Çreep

      1-2-3 combo: eyes, smile,and then the lick……"he hits the canvass"

    • Danny

      Find her, por favor?

    • derka

      You like ice cream too!

  • Adam


  • Interesting

    #15 We have a winner… Great post.

    • http://thechive.com/ Award_Giver

      Agreed, giving her the award for this post!

      • RAS

        Fine Choice!

    • theNakedDwarf

      Ulya Trukhina

  • Queue

    #9 has to be fake, right? That's so green it's ridiculous!

    • Queue

      In a hot way, of course.

    • fake

      a lot of these are likely coloured contacts…

      • Queue


      • You're Welcome

        What the hell are you talking about? They're green eyes. I'm sure you thought the eyes of the female in the famous "Afghan Girl" picture were fake too.

    • max-pow

      i don't think so…my eyes are like those, a little be darker

    • Lost In Translation

      I have to agree look at the pupils they are basically rectangles.

  • Jeff

    Please, MOAR of #2 & #16

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I believe # 16 is one of the Duff sisters. Hillary, if I'm not mistaken.

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Two is Cuban actress Ana de Armas.

        • David

          #2 Same as #19

        • zaldiboy

          isnt she spanish???

  • Oliver Klosov

    #7 She's got the looks that kill…

    • Jed

      Kim Cloutier I think

    • reggie

      no im pretty sure #19 has looks that would kill….

    • reggie

      wow that was dumb. i mean #17 has looks that would kill

  • Htisss

    #12 love the smirk…

    • disturbed

      Mmmmm. I've know some really amazing green eyed blondes from Michigan.

    • derka

      you can turn her brown eye blue!

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    Beautiful eyes, but I still plan to stare at their boobs if I ever see them in person. Thats just the kind of man I am. *Defiantly stands in front of an industrial fan in a Superman pose*

  • urinetrouble

    #10 Yea, those are some big, lucious, juicy……eyes.

  • confused yet frisky

    #11 BOING!!!

    • #11

      *sigh* i'll get the microscope……

    • ImpressMe

      Her eyes are blue…not green…not even close.

  • AppStateJW

    #22 We should go to dinner

  • beargrylls

    #3 is hot ! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Charlie

      i flippin know her.

  • confused yet frisky

    #23 looks like an after-meth picture

    • HillBilly Bone

      No kidding. She just looks wrecked.

    • meth

      yea i tend to wear her out

    • derka

      I wish all tweekers looked like her.

    • Katoun

      I think those are blue eyes, but of course I need a close up to see if they are or not ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Bless1

    #9- that is all. lots of filler in this post.

  • Will

    I hate marriage.. #4.. made me contemplate it.

  • Luis J


  • vicsa89

    donde obtuvieron la imagen 2 y 19?? conozco a ella

    where the image obtained 2 and 19? know her

    #2 #19

    • yup

      Fromo the interneto

      From the internet

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches


  • misschris

    #6 Wow. Beautiful. And your eyes are Amazing!

    • kidc


    • Tony

      Is she famous? Does anyone know her name?

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