Animals that don’t suck and an amazing dog named Murray (42 Photos)

  • Joseph McFarlane Young

    Fantastic dog with some great character to him. We love you Murray!

    • Felcus

      %$#* $!@#&%* Murray!

      • Cog

        I think you meant Bill #$%@*!& Murray Mountain Goat!

    • Award_Giver

      And the AWESOME award for the day goes to…… Murray the incredible!

    • JohnQ

      #1 Real life Muttley :p



    • Micky

      unlucky douche. Maybe next time

      • DaddyD

        Unlucky English douche.

        • Mister H.

          wanker, indeed…

    • thedroh


      • Joseph McFarlane Young

        Stop trying to be first and start loving this dog.

  • tawhitlow

    #4 is the same face i would make in that situation

  • Juan De Dios

    #34 no homo but i almost cried.. jeez hate u for telling his story now i wanna get out and hug my dogs (still no homo) but ya ty for rescuing that fella one of my dogs was rescued too and dosnt have an eye his name is captain argh xD (cuz he is always mad too lol)

    • Spongebob

      Homo! Just kidding, you didn't have to say it several times though

    • Turduckenn

      i think you mean "no bestiality" jus sayin..

    • RiverDogs

      Juan – you need to watch this:

    • That guy

      It's not out of the ordinary for a puppy to get bitten by a bigger dog. about 9 years ago my mother got a German Shepard pup from someone where this had happened as well. She too developed an underbite. Mom named her Serenity, but I call her Wheezy, because she used to have a hard time breathing as well, because it pretty much destroyed her nasal cavity. She is the sweetest dog ever though, and loves everybody.

      Great Story about Murray!

    • Juan De Dios

      still no homo xD

      • Captnjack

        Someone's a little homophobic… It's not gay to love your pets, man.

        • Cub

          and whoever repeats "I'm no homo" a dozen times does have something to hide

    • Sugar

      Awesome name for your dog!

  • Paula_

    #4 Now who the hell brings a cat to a scorpion fight?

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • Dantheloser

      Yes. You're right. Those are, in fact, scorpions.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Does it ever get old for you?

    • bigjohn

      I don't know what scorpions look like near you, these are lobsters.

      • Paula_

        Never mind me, I'm just fishing. Just reeled one in again within the hour! Thanks!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • GernBlansten

          Are you wearing those hip waders? I love it when you wear the hip waders…..


        • Sterling Crawford

          -118, the trend continues.

          • Paula_

            I seem to be the only one not caring (and understanding IntenseDebates rating system).

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG –

      • windowlicker

        Those are shrimps you fool.

        • FoCoLivin

          The plural of shrimp is shrimp, not shrimps.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yes those are the water scorpions you order at seafood restaurants….moron

      • Paula_

        I knew it was a good day to go fishing…

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

  • Jean

    Dog fuckin Murray!!!

  • Dantheloser

    #24 I think I saw that one on some logo somewhere…

    • ff7 fan

      red xiii? can it be?

      • FreakyBobo

        Internet Explorer logo, is that you?!!!!!

        Wait, sorry, i thought i saw a pile of shit behind that dog, my mistake.

    • Mister H.

      "I see what you did there"

  • I love the Chive

    Chive t-shirts for anyone who becomes a friend of Murray!

    • quintus

      Chive t-shirt design of Murray Mountaingoat.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #21 Besides pooping, this cat has issues.

  • Dude

    The name alone shouts "Awesome"


    #1 Murray looks fucking awesome here!

  • sarcasm

    #19 soooo… you got wasted last night?

    • helpermonkey

      Catnip Pong

    • Lowrent75

      Cat Shaming…the next big thing.

      • _bigdeal

        look at that fucking bum lol.. hes awake and pissed off swishing his tail around but wont get up. lazy ass.. this is why i love cats, theyre such dickheads lol

  • Turduckenn

    #20 looks like one of those steroid cows

    • GernBlansten

      One pissed off lookin' dog.

    • SmokeyMorgan

      This was the photo just before he was arrested for attempting to smuggle coke. Concealment, Lucky, remember to conceal.

  • Turduckenn

    I shall now feed the troll from my very hand…FUUUUUUCK YYYOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

  • @The_Scofield_

    With a name like Logan, it has to be a douche…

    • LukeSkywalker

      Hey, not denying he's a huge douche, but that's my real name.

  • Jimbo

    #24 looks like a pokemon lol

  • Dan

    #7 Attack squirrel!

    • Chesty Laroo

      Aww nuts!

  • Dan

    #14 Yay! A flower!

    • Jed

      I imagine three other off camera doing M C and A.

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol "Yay! A flower!" made me laugh! 😛

  • Dan

    #12 The black bear of Yogi's family.

    • thecunninglinguist

      a big hit with the ladies no doubt

  • TheBigKahuna

    #42 all the best to Murray! you're more courageous than us humans will ever be

    • dick dastardly

      he reminds me of muttly from wacky races

    • ZachBob

      he looks like he's constantly giving you the mean mug.

    • Land O Lakes

      Don't post that same comment on TheBrigade

  • Grant Cowling

    Gotta Love Murray 🙂 Well done guys…

  • Illicit-Weaponry

    #29 I remember when my brothers dog did that to about $1000 bux worth of plantation blinds at the house I was renting……I was more than a little pissed.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Not sure the dog actually did that damage but just sitting in the mess made by the hoomins stripping the walls.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I took in a stray dog off the street and was going to take him to the shelter in the morning. I had to step out for about an hour so I shut him in the bathroom. Apparently he had severe separation anxiety. He ripped up about half the linoleum and chewed his way through the door. He wasn't finished with is rampage becaue he ripped up my couch and pulled out a ton off the stuffing and shredded my nice blanket that my dad got me in Nepal. To top it off he took a nasty shit in my kitchen. He was kindly escorted outside after I returned.

      • TitoRigatoni

        … and now you know why he was on the streets.

      • _bigdeal


  • n word jim

    the next time you get beat up by a bigger human I can only hope the doctors call you a pussy and 'put you down'

  • FloppyRocks

    #15 Is adorable

  • human

    #42 God bless you Murray.

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