Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • thepoopsmith

    I like pie.

    • thepoopsmith

      double post fail.

    • CDJ

      Dude, me too, let's party!

    • Cletus

      I like cake.

      • 6655321


    • its_forge
      • Billy

        Well that was stupid…………

        • http://www.gfys.org/ ducus

          What more do u expect from a retarded old creep who stalks young women online.

    • lonin

      Aw…now I'm hungry.

  • mark taper

    The DAR is late…

    and yer forgiven

    #4, #17, #20, #48

    • Birdhaus32

      You forgot #33

      And John, go eff yourself for #25 !! That ruined a perfectly good Hump DAR

    • #387

      #20 I find peace in your gap!

      • ctr

        My favorite of the DAR

      • just sayin

        flat ass….

        • Ha.Ha.

          THANK YOU. Thought I was in some otherworld…this girl is slackin

    • Wishful thinker

      #20 all we are saying is give peace a chance

    • JOHN

      #4 I'm sorry you ruined your body with pointless tattoos. I hope you make the choice to get them removed with lasers. pew pew pew goes the stupidity!

    • http://www.facebook.com/julio.loya Julio Loya

      Need to be rounder for my taste!!!

  • jtease

    #48 is a steal at $100 an hour.

    • drew

      everyone loves a hummer

    • sniggi

      or free if you know how to search for Teen Kasia

      • JP Souza

        How much porn do you have to watch to be able to recognize an ass?

        • Del

          Not much actually. Some of us are just really good ass spotters.

      • woah

        bravo good sir. bravo.

    • Jay

      Please tell me there's a GIF associated with this pic #48

      • Username Taken

        There is a whole movie associated with it

  • sheoncebelieved

    #5 I do that all the time. i'm the champ

    • AssClown

      Damn woman, doesn't she know there's sober children in India!!

    • hMMMM

      shut up

  • Hand of Fate

    #22 #33 #39 #46 All very nice! And glad you're better and out of the hospital Cara!

    • reggie

      sorry to ruin the mood but lots of people get ARDS. why is she special that she got her own post for it? i work at a hospital and if i submitted every person who was diagnosed with ards wed never get to anything else.

      • Hand of Fate

        Because she is a Chivette, one of our own? Technically she didn't get her own post either, just a couple of pics in two DARs.

      • Steveystevesteve

        Usually I'd just leave it at a thumbs down but somehow it didn't seem enough. You are a shithead. That is all.

      • its_forge

        ::shrug:: I'm spinal injured and I got visits from my family close friends when I was in, and the state paid for me to go to a community college for 2 years. The guy from the high school football team got the same injury and got newspaper articles written about him, a TV news crew, the hottest lawyer in town took his case to court and sued everybody, and someone opened a pub across the street from the college named after him with profits benefiting a trust fund for him. You get what you get.

        • Ha.Ha.

          despite all that, you still suck in my book.

      • Dr. Hopkins

        Reggie, don't be so bitter b/c you had to clean puke up a record 15 times today. It's part of your job. Have a drink and relax…I'll make sure to overprescribe patients on your floor so you get more vomit tomorrow.

    • R2G Fan

      Damn I love R2 Girl. #22

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Chivers, fuck the above kind of photos we all know by now. I think we need a new theme for a new type of gallery.
    My suggestion: "Worst Submissions Wednesday". Containing the worst of the worst (yet SFW of course) material submitted to the Chive. A great way to use crappy material after all dear John!
    Oh and don't say this is pointless; I've gotten my way before. Well… sort of. I nagged for Topless Tuesday for a while and shortly after got…. Burn Your Bra Tuesday. And you know how much you love that!

    Any other suggestions motivation?

    – the one who is NOT working for/at The Chive

    • Bill57

      get rid of you might help

    • Dave's not here

      Yeah –

      Go fuck yourself

    • jeston23

      "Abuse Paula Wednesday"

      Where we submit copious amounts of HILARIOUS internet memes abusing everyone's favourite torollololol.

    • SpaceHorse

      Your comments are annoying as hell

    • John

      Wost Submission Wednesday sounds like a great idea. I actually tried a version of it early on. The problem with it is that the post is inherently a negative post. I want the Chivers to feel free to send in any photos they like without fear that it might be labeled 'the worst'. I think in order to be great, you have to be willing to fail, ya know?

      Ultimately a 'worst of' might chock off submissions to the wellspring that is the chive submit inbox. But I'm always open to new ideas. And, unlike the big indifferent corpo websites out there, we do listen.

      Chive On

      • Jules

        I would suggest a call out to Chivettes from a particular state each week…Dunno what witty or cool name I would call it though…..Too hungover /:

      • J.J.

        Chive meetup in LOS ANGELES!

        Enough said.

      • J.J.

        Chivers been wondering how people are meeting up on here. Maybe you should set up a Chiving dating page.
        Make a way for the chivers to meet each other. Make TheChive an interactive site.

        • craigarlen

          maybe a chat page or forum…

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Chat would be nice… I could piss of Chivers in real time!!

            – the one you love to hate

            • NebraskaGuy

              O we can hardly wait …

        • b-ry

          or…just go out and meet people in person. you know…real life?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        "Wost Submission" John, really? The "SC selection process" may be starting to affect your brain at this time dear. Again my offer: mail me the gmail pass and I'll help out.

        Anyway… agreed on the 'Chivers shitting their pants' part.
        Still: if Chivers are submitting pics (that they find wherever) specifically for a 'woRst' gallery then… it's no problem!! Obviously you're not putting a serious SC submission in a 'worst' gallery. That would be very unChivelike and I would spank you for that.
        Also you've posted a 'gross' gallery before that I honestly liked because it was different!

        – the one not sleeping in your basement and not messing with your toothbrush at night

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        OH! And how did the couple react to my "10 Chive classics" winning suggestion for the anniversary T-shirt? Hmmm? Hmmm?

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Ripple

        Meme Mondays, troll Tuesdays, weed Wednesdays, T&A Thursdays, Fappin' Fridays?

        • NebraskaGuy


      • Whatevs

        It's ok, you pretty much never publish original stuff which people send in anyway. I know this from personal experience having submitted many many times only to see pics of hot chicks I found online make the cut.

        • Whatevs

          I'm sure I'll get ragged on for that comment, but humor me for a minute. Last week John said that they receive 300 submissions for SC, every day… every day! Which must mean that they probably receive two or three times as many submissions for original humor/meme/animal/other shit submissions per day. Yet, every day, at least 50% of the content is reposted from other sites (most of the time it even says where it came from, at the bottom of the post) and maybe like 1-3% original material. So, you're saying that, receiving 600-900 original submissions per day you cannot find 20-30 original photos which are worth sharing? I find that extremely hard to believe. I mean, at this point you guys are just reposting shit from DMA in DAR half of the time.

          • davis

            i think your analysis is a little too general there. Some of this 'reposted' stuff I've never seen. for a lot of us, this is our one-stop-shop for our internet laugh.

            Also, the DAR is far more than just a collection of photo. It has subtle themes, it almost 'reads' musically. It's one of those posts that people look at and think 'oh i could do that'… but if you tried, it wouldn't quite come out like the directions on the box said it would.

            • Nailedit

              Nailed it.
              Award giver, where are you ?

            • Lotus

              The DAR has "subtle" themes? What a load. You'd have to be an idiot to not notice the themes. But looking at the majority of the comments on this site I guess I shouldn't be surprised how thick the average chiver must be.

              As far as suggestions for the site, I'd recommend getting away from the memes that have been run into the ground like the demotivators and lolcats. Posting people begging for t-shirts for their birthday or for any reason is incredibly lame too.

              I like the girl themed posts like hump day, sexy chivers, and FLBP, but it would be nice to have only one concentrated effort per day on the girl posts so we get a much higher quality post than three "meh" ones in a day.

              The humor on this site has been seriously neglected. I suggest recharging the site by getting some chivettes to do funny pictures like the one last week with the topless chick being ignored by the guy with his calculator, hilarious!

              • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

                actually you'd have to be an idiot to miss the themes. it was pointed out a day or two ago by a chiver's Prof. even using this site in a psychology class to analyze said themes. john and the guys are smarter than you think. this is also a reason why people dont always see all the pics they send in right away. they get stored away for later use when they fit a particular theme they have in mind for that day. honestly you're the only one that has responded that sounds "thick" at all. and trying to put down "the average chiver" only represents yourself as well being that you are trying to give input on this page. so CHIVE on! chiver….

                • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                  There are themes?
                  John is smart?
                  I'm learning all kinds of new shit here!

                  – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
                  — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

                • Lotus

                  Are you sure you should be allowed on a computer? I clearly agreed that the chive had themes and only an idiot would bring up this obvious fact.

                  Oh, and I guess it is thick of me to use puncutation and paragraphs. God forbid I do not communicate in a huge jarbled mess readers can only half understand.

                  And let me get this straight: I like this site, but I don't like the direction it's going. I think the Chive could be such a better place and that's why I submit/comment.

      • snoobs89

        Best comments of the week would be a good new post i think.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Guesty

          Yeah, can't wait for 52 pictures with the same captions…
          "FIND HER"
          "CHIVE RULES"

          Oughta be a great addition….

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Anyway the 'train wreck' thing yesterday was sort of what I meant.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Pisser of Excellence

      How about "Paula Bukake Mondays". That will surely amuse the Chivers.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm baffled…. I never thought of taking photos of this traditional weekly event! Baffled I tell you!!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten


    • J.J.

      Why does everyone hate you on thechive, Paula?

      Anyway… I agree with your idea about a new type of gallery.

      TheChive should start off by having people submit their ideas and then allow the chivers to vote on the best idea.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        How should I know why they hate me? Probably because they don't get me. I'm sweet as pie.
        Care for a free drink?

        – the one you love to hate

        • EdWood

          Don't do it J.J. !!!
          Her "Free Drinks" are………….
          Your last "Free Drinks" !!

        • J.J.

          Seeing as how beautiful you are…. I'll be glad to take the free drink. Even if its my last.

          • EdWood

            And another one gone.
            And another one gone.
            Another one bites the dust.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Oh it won't be your last… but your ass will hurt for a while after you wake up.

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • the_junglist

      #48 Rock your Stockings Thursday

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh yes me likes!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Del

          I think Paula_ is HHNF…haven't seen her in a while have we?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            No I'm not; as in: really not.

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

            • hMMMM

              the ever insensitive Paula…did we just strike a nerve? How's your gay friend doing? Are you still saving a lot of animals?

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                No idea what this is about.
                I DO eat a lot of animals though?

                – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
                — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • amrith777

      I 2nd that Paula—I missed Thee!!

    • Herp Derp

      Here's an idea. STFU and let the chive do what they do. Dike bitch.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You just gave me a cool idea for a tough signature!

        – the Dike Bitch

  • IsaiahD

    #22, #33, #48 HAPPINESS

  • Brother Maynard

    #35 Top Secret, still a funny ass movie.

    • Tom

      How has this girl not been a "find her" girl?

  • Kodos

    Seriously, CHIVE; when is she getting her own post??

    • jtease


    • John

      I'm trying to roll it out this week 🙂

      • HillBilly Bone

        Awesome. Long, long overdue…..

      • HAHSO

        "bet you it's going to rain tonight, I can always tell after that panther bit me"
        hey john: when are we getting a post of the "true blood" chicks.
        without the fangs of course.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Jessica! ❤

          – the one you love to hate

          • HAHSO


            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Nooooo, he's cool!!!! Not as sexy as Jessica though ❤

              – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Misfit7734

        r2 girl ftw

    • R2G Fan

      Every day I hope for at least one pic of this goddess. Definitely deserves her own post.

      • Pinky

        Thanks R2G! 😀

  • Joey C


  • MikeOmment

    #46 Awesome – Welcome back, Cara

    • william hayes

      Tits/ass or it didn't happen everyone knows chivettes burn their bra and mind the gap, in addition to being sluts in general.

      • Jen


        • Royce

          Anybody else think she is absolutely beautiful?

          • Jewbacca

            Couldn't agree more.

          • Jon

            yes she is absolutely gorgeous…..

        • Quam-Foo

          also agree.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Dad, go back to bed.

        – the one you love to hate

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000855121698 Anthony Roybal

      Jah bless Cara back on her feet and partying her socks off

    • Scott Hopkins

      Gig'em and welcome back.

    • snipes

      Cheers to you Cara, way to stay strong!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    wokring your abs, gets you all the chicks…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

      #1, (thats what happens when you drink at lunch…)

    • Jules

      #1 Pretty sure they're all cocks though…..

      • HAHSO

        what ever they are, they are fucked after the picture.

      • its_forge

        They're all pretty plump, do roosters get that fat?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Lalaaface Enya Lalaa

    Eh there arent many comments, muct think of something witty yet smart fast,eh,eh,eh…BOOBS

  • Pokey_McPoke

    #33 Do you take this beautiful ass, to be your lawfully pleasure giving partner for as long as you live? FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

    • truth

      really classy, you douche bag

      • Fact Smith

        When posting a picture of your ass online for the world to see, I'm not sure 'class' and 'tact' are fair to set as primary concerns for responses. Not saying people should be mean or rude.

        But a "DAMN that bitch gotta nice ass I wanna bite!" should probably be accepted and expected.

        • Makes No Excuses

          Agreed. Truth go back to your home on troll island.

    • hMMMM

      if you really want to set the mood, make the bed and turn the lights off.

  • zombierangoon

    #25 Oh hell no.

    • i shit myself

      fuck you chive, fuck you very much

      • ru5h11

        got me pretty damn good

        • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

          Yeah, same here.

          • Guesty

            Did it really get you guys? You were spooked because of this picture?

            • HAHSO


              • fail

                Two for the price of none.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          i chuckled so much i wasn't even mad. ^_^
          well played you sneaky bastards

    • boobman

      I lol'ed

    • vindi


    • Mark

      Thanks Chive, I didn't need to sleep tonight

      • Guesty


    • barfobulator

      I was scrolling down, thinking "This is a cool panorama, I wonder where the cameraperson stood… oh, there's her head… haha, good try"

    • Diana

      When I saw that I was like oh fuck u chive!

    • SHOON

      THAT IS NOT FAIR! I pooped a little bit!

    • Yo Mamma

      Attempt at making longest page in chive history. Add to the fun!!!


      • Yo Mamma



      • Dr_StrangePants

        my friend,
        you are a LOOONG way from 48

    • Tchive

      It's 2 am in my time zone. Thank god i'm a grown man.

    • zach

      I gotta be honest. If Chive is going to start doing scare shit, I won't be coming back. Call me a pussy but it's not my thing. If people want to see that they can go to 4chan.

      • Slauter

        This is the first 'scary' picture in awhile, grow a pair.

        • zach

          It's a slippery slope, Slauter. You start out with a scare picture. Pretty soon, we get scare videos with sound. Maybe a few gruesome death pictures. Next thing you know, The Chive is just another shock site and frankly, that's a crying shame. I love The Chive because they show a little restraint in what they publish and I would hate to see them fail because they start posting garbage. On a totally unrelated note, go fuck yourself.

          • stackofbadcomments


          • pussyzach


    • Loke

      Freaked me the fuck out!

    • malmon

      please don't do that again chive. Not on DAR. not on hump day 😥

    • http://topmygear.tumblr.com jerald

      is this even existing in the natural world wtfomfg must be japanese looks like a location for the world's creepiest horror film

  • Kodos

    Now that messed with my head…

    • Chiver

      FIND HER

    • Maynard B.

      I thought it looked creepy at first, kinda like "The Blair Witch Project"

  • adphilpo

    #22 #33 #48
    All I have to say is… yes please

    • al green

      #48 is katia she is a light porn star very hot tho

      • tool-dog

        who the f is katia

  • sheoncebelieved

    #39 do I see cock n balls?

    • Gravity

      Aw man. Not cool. I was going to show her the positive comments, but this one will crush her.

      • Akon

        I think he was talking about in the sand.

        • Gravity

          Hope so. Makes more sense, obviously.

          • DWD

            He is just a fucking douche bag. Have you ever read his posts? And his taste in chicks? I'm pretty sure on the Bachmann crazy eyes post, he said Michelle Bachmann was hot. Seriously.

      • Appreciator

        Don't let one douche ruin it for her. She is absolutely smoking and will get plenty of the comments you were anticipating. Unfortunately there are hating trolls that like to chime in, she just needs to understand that.

      • Appreciator

        Also I want to bust a nut on a picture of her fine, whore lookin' ass.

        • Troll equals douche

          Wow, steal a name, how tricky. Oh wait, just adds adds to the juvenile idiotic nature of your posts.

          • Troll equals douche

            Shut up! No it doesn't.

        • Troll equals douche

          When everyone knows the nature of the Chive posts should be equal parts trying to hide the fact we're gay, and sexually repressed man-children.

          • Troll equals You

            You are ??
            Fooled me !

      • Hand of Fate

        You just gotta role with it. My wife and I shared pictures of her and most of the comments were very positive, but there will always be some trolls. She obviously looks great, so if someone is criticizing their either jealous, trolling for fun, or get off being mean to women.

        Just ignore them or point in laugh at them.

        • http://www.gfys.org/ u r delusional

          Most retarded thing iv read here ,did it ever occur to your ball sized brain that people have their own opinion ? Not everybody will think she is good looking ,you might feel that you got the most good looking women on earth (maybe you were too lonely) but the reality could be totally opposite. People have different tastes so accept that or just keep the slut hidden.

      • hMMMM

        Don't sweat it this bitch is retarded, tries to act too cool. Pretty certain that it's a consensus opinion on here.

    • Dave's not here

      IF you're looking directly below your nose.

      They're mine!

    • PFunk & Misty

      Well since they are always on your mind, its probably more of a wish than anything else.

  • Aaronkv

    #15 and she likes Tool. I'm in love.

    • Patches

      omg omg omg omg she likes the same band I do! That means we're soulmates meant to be together and live an existence of pure bliss based solely upon our shared taste for one musical act! The fact that she likes one band that I also like means that she is the perfect woman who has never done anything in her life that would qualify as less than a miracle! She poops rainbows while cuddling kittens in a moonlit meadow full of unicorns!

      • corwyn11


      • stfu

        Well she is playing xbox, and hot, and into cosplay, and…. likes Tool! oh… and I bethca' she has a tattoo!

        So I do see potential for a soul mate here.

        I'm sorry you're bitter, cold and you cry when you masturbate.

        • stfu's Dad

          It ain't that simple, son. Don't worry, you'll understand when you're old enough to date.

      • guielmo

        good work!

        ah this tool freaks! i'm also a big fan but people please keep it real!

    • Andrew

      Tool sucks

      • TheAndychrist

        Not as much as Primus.

  • Bill57

    #39 gorgious

    • yo yo ma


    • sully

      you should only use words you know how to spell

      • t-diddle

        like testicle

    • Pokotes

      Very hot!

    • RAS

      Lucky Man

    • http://www.gfys.org/ real chiver

      What a hot skank ,FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.

  • TCU Fan


    I know Cara! so strange to see her on the Chive. most awesome, brave person i've met imho

    • RAS

      you go girl.

    • Jewbacca

      and hot too

    • Six

      Is that the Dixie Chicken? Gig'em!

      • ShineyShine

        Not the Chicken. But yes, Gig 'em!

  • Joey C

    prolly not the most cock he'll ever have on him

    • Just Sayin'

      #1 I'll give that bitch a cock….bitches love cocks.

      • DWD

        Just don't give bitches and overused meme…..bitches hate overused memes.

        • DWD


    • Bill57

      they're not cocks they are HENS

      • Dood

        He's a hen magnet

        • Graham

          I think chick magnet is what the chive was going for. IMHO

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1544397857 Robert Christopher Shilling

      Especially seeing as they are chickens, idiot.

      • HAHSO


    • http://top10hm.com Top 10 Lists

      As every picture has a theme behind it so i think that this guy really loves the chicken..i am thinking to make a post relating to Top 10 Chicken lovers of the world and this one would be added in that 🙂

  • JuanCamdingo

    #14 – I’ve been saying it for years…PUPPIES EAT BABIES!!!

  • Stone

    #15 Dream girl

  • adphilpo

    #10 #11
    And why did you have to ruin it for us?

    • Heinrich

      still hot

      • adphilpo

        lol yes, still hot

        • truth

          STILL? So much better without the clearly fake plastic tits. Leave nature alone

          • LuvH8fulChix


    • aduh

      she's still beautiful.

    • truth

      she is vastly better unshopped, dickhead

      • J.D.

        YES. And oddly, they gave her bigger arms in the shop lol

    • http://twitter.com/irlNick @irlNick

      I don't understand why you would shop the original. Seems like a waste of time as the original she still looks pretty cute.

    • Graham

      I dont think it was that big of a deal that they told us it was shopped. She is still hot and is even sexier for knowing how to skate.

    • Captlazarus

      Wyatt, why are you messing with the fantasy? We know the reality, don't mess with the fantasy.

    • Muadieb

      Ruin shit! She's still smokin!

    • truth

      my better unshopped, dickhead

    • HAHSO


      • fail

        Hi "truthserum"
        llorT ,ssa ym ssiK

        • fail

          my mother is a whore.
          muc swollaws ehs dna.

    • rtb

      party pooper

    • togaen

      Unshopped is way hotter.

    • LaLakers2408

      still hot…but its amazing what a few pounds of extra cleavage does

      • hMMMM

        and 10 inches off the waist

    • R2G Fan

      Definitely prefer the unchopped.

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