Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthonykern Anthony Kern


    • 'Lil Jon

      GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Congrats!!!!

  • august west

    east coast insomnia

    • Cindy

      Interesting…Is this my big brother or someone else who uses this name? Is my brother a Chiver? Who knew?!!!

      • schmiellson

        Interesting…For some reason both of you think random people care about your life

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #11 I thought you said you were going to give me a boost!?!?!?!

    • Illicit-Weaponry

      Fluffy wins……….FATALITY

    • anon1273743

      Just jump it, you pussy!

      my bad.

  • Catence

    #12 – the epitome of the awkward family photo. Also an amazing show.

    • FionnR

      What show is it? 🙂

      • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

        It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

        The "Kitten Mittons" are a nice touch

        • Broseph Stalin

          hahahaha omfg I didn't even notice that until I saw your comment, then looked at the picture again, remembered how amazing that episode was, and started laughing hysterically! So good

        • FionnR

          Thanks 🙂 …we don't have it in Ireland…any good?

          • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

            No. It's Always Sunny is not just "good." It is the funniest show ever created.

            • FionnR

              Right so…I suppose that requires a looky look so…cheers 🙂

    • jack

      Finally! there is an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats!

    • billshakes626

      Is YOUR cat making TOO MUCH NOISE?!?!

    • bambam


      awesome does not even come close to describing this show

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=508825173 Bruce M Hiscott

      Wildcard Bitches

    • Moby

      You sir, have excellent taste, I just start thinking you know???…..and it makes me so angry!!!

  • steve

    zzzzzzz……2nd bitches

    • GTFO

      zzzzzzz…. i hope that's the sound of someone using a buzz saw to cut off your fingers for posting that stupid shit.

  • theonehodge

    #21…hmmm do i buy this or a PSP vita??

    • DaddyD

      I think the design was printed upside down.

    • ROK247

      ↑, ↑, ↓, ↓, ←, →, ←, →, B, A

      • Biggus Diccus

        I was gonna say I wanted to go up, up, down, down on that….

      • Tony

        Dude! Select Start!

      • Wantomas

        up up down down left right left right b a start…..start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start start

    • Miracool

      Only thing missing is the cable. Where to plug it!?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        want one so much 😀

        • bambam

          want to see you wear it so much

          • Nova79

            Nice Gap too !!

          • http://twitter.com/thecureforhope TheCureForHope

            This is a sound business proposition. Where do I invest?

  • Micky

    No pillow?! Bad for your neck!

    • dub

      A bed within a bed?

      • Fibonacci5150

        Bed truck Bed not as pricey as truck boat truck

    • _bigdeal

      this is the reason why i choose the sleep number bed. now, my husband and i can sleep together again!

  • Terrance_

    #12…great show. Can't wait for the new season.

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      Their advertising campaign for the new season has been spectacularly awesome!

      • Jesse

        I agree. I have been impressed with most of their advertising since the beginning. It has developed nicely over the years.

        • LuvH8fulChix

          I agree. Contracting Chive was a great idea.

    • Sparks

      Can't wait for Fat Mac!

    • ggf

      the last season was not very good, still exited though

  • slap MY hand!

    #3 Will stay a virgin because of that. Forever alone.

    • A killer whale

      Are you kidding me? He will be fighting girls off with a shitty stick!

      • GTFO

        WTF is a shitty stick? Is that some weird fetish?

      • emilie

        Agreed. I'd tap that.

      • Jen

        no killer whale references???

    • Hurricane Harri


      • POIUYTR


  • calm

    #21 Alright, time to put new batteries in.

    • tits_mcgee_

      insert a new cartridge!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ yes

      Nerds = Virgins

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        Nerds= Awesome ❤

        • dub

          Jessica = De-virginator

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002302725236 Tom Ziethmann

          the world needs more cute girls, which like nerds, like you jessica

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

            1.Meets awesome nerd guy

            2.Says hes a virgin.

            3.Challenge accepted 😉

  • adphilpo

    #21 I know how to push her buttons

    • http://www.gfys.org/ Internet Police

      Wow ,sooo clever and witty. You win the internet sir. Where should we send the award ?

    • Oblivious

      Yeah, but jabbing at her kidneys are just gonna pisser her off.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    I'm so happy that ❤ Lauren ❤ is back on her feet!

    Of course the dishes have been piling up a bit while you were away dear, be sure to have those done asap.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • truth hurts

      Chive totally rocks except for two things: 1. The constant "kitchen" misogynistic remarks and 2. You Paula you annoying bitch-

      • windowlicker

        Shut up & make me a sammich.

        • truth hurts

          I'm a guy and I'd rather kick your ass u little douche-

          • windowlicker

            What does you being a guy have anything to do with you making me a sammich? I'm getting hungry so less ass kicking & more sammich making. Now shut up & make me a sammich.

    • Cyberfunker

      You are so fucking desilusional

    • Stfu bitch

      My god, you're an annoying bitch. Maybe you should submit your pic to theBerry under "Men of the chive post for chivettes".

    • http://www.gfys.org/ john

      `back on her feet` – I see what you did there.

      Anyway ,we are glad our resident premium delusional yapping whore is back ,we missed her skank ass. Whore on !!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You can't spoil my (or Lauren ❤ 's) mood. I'll always love this charming, witty and intelligent Chivette.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

          jesus guys lauren is paula, while lauren was away, so was paula, and who else would leave make a nice comment about paula then herself. "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…" LG is a genius

          • Da_Boz

            hmmmm… i was thinking the same thing, but I was unsure if this could ever be proven or not… suggestions?

            • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

              Well Paula said that she was in 2 of the pics in the chive meetup in Chicago gallery, so if LG is in 2 of those pics then it could be her, but even if that were the case I'd still need more proof.

          • http://www.gfys.org/ sceptical

            Possible but am still not convinced. The only reason being some of paula`s replies are clever and funny ,a trait which LG seriously lacks in her incoherent whorish ramblings. So i need more proof ,but if this is true then that whore really is delusional ! It`ll be the saddest thing iv ever heard.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              You see dear, if you talk about women in real life the way you do here you'll never find a real woman. You'll only find the type you describe here. Look in to what karma is. You'll need to build up some.

              – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

              • truth hurts

                you're giving advice on karma? Shit if that's the case you would have had a piano fall on your head long ago…

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Nooo no no. No.It's just that while Lauren (<3) was sick I was missing her. I was here, but was, to be honest, a bit depressed because I missed my dear Lauren (<3). So I didn't comment a lot.
            Am feeling much better now that she's back on her feet and feel like commenting more now as you can see.

            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

            • The_Dood

              I actually was doubting the theory… But this proves it.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                The two of us DO tie the Chive together well don't you think?

                – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
                — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

                • The_Dood

                  Not as well as a rug would…

            • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

              Check and mate

          • dOOb

            Son of a Bit**…. I think you're right!

            Guess this means I WOULD do Paula after all….

            • First Time Caller

              Holy shitballs. Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle!!!

    • Guesty

      As long as she quits blowing birds, she should be right back with her annoying ass. She needs to not believe everything that tells her they can enhance her modeling career, she's going to end up working for Vivid in about a month.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'd buy that!

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21


    #21 Just helping ya out.


    #18 Helluva drug

  • Patrick

    #22 made my day.

    • Scar

      Been watching too much Lion King.. damn pandas

    • dub

      Aw, they cut it off before the Kung Fu.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

    still doesn't leave package

    • _bigdeal

      pricks man. i love how before they even got out of the truck the little "sorry we missed you" ticket is all filled out and ready to hang on your door knob and then, off into the horizon as fast as humanly possible.

    • Makes No Excuses

      Totally true. Ive had so many bad fedex experiences… too many to count. I avoid them like infected seagulls when at all possible. Their systematic level of suck has risen to biblical proportions and it seems not to be regional…UPS 4 LIFE

  • I like tight

    #2 These guys are thinking, "This is either going to be the best day of my life or the last day of my life…"

    • n_kb

      alls well that ends well

    • FLHomesteader

      Suddenly Dolphins.

    • dub

      Swim man! Swim with a porpoise!

  • caleb

    #10 Looking forward to the new year!! Right after I finish this case of Crown.

    • dOOb

      CASE of Crown… awesome sir!

  • Matt

    #20 Seems legit to me

    • sarcasm

      Nailed it.

    • B45op

      and he couldnt find a bigger cup?

  • jpp407

    #15 going to formal with a mullet, ensures 100% of getting laid afterwards.

    • n_kb

      business in the front, party in the back

    • LuvH8fulChix

      Only if you wear AllStars to complete the ensemble

  • maggiemay13

    #12 I love this show too.

    • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

      "… master of karate and friendship for everyone!"

      • http://yourmom.com Byrne0ut

        He is the day man. Master of the Night

        • Fucking Steve

          You'll have to pay the troll toll, if you want to get into the boy's hole.

  • FloppyRocks

    #21 QUICK!!
    ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A select start!!!!!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ ladies man

      Skinny bitch.

    • Meth Chef Jeff

      Classic Cuntra code

      • Mister H.

        it is Contra…wait!

    • FUZZ

      dammit someone beat me to it lol

    • http://fuckit.com Byrne0ut

      isn't there 2 B A's then select start, and thats only for two players….God I hate myself.

      • _bigdeal

        i thoughtit was up up down down left left right right??

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

    #4 looks like she's about to unleash some wrath.

    • DweebsterDeluxe

      "Don't you fuckin touch meee!"

    • Dunny_

      Either that, or she's a chivette and thinks they're plague inducing seagull eggs.

    • Wishful thinker

      orgasim face

  • deleted4371007

    #2 dolphins are awesome

    • dub

      Male dolphins (especially bottle nosed) often kill baby dolphins so that they can hump the mom.

  • Tchive


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