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  • EasternCanuck

    #29 nom nom nom… barf

  • Mockingfox

    What. The. Hell

    • SmokeyMorgan

      My thought exactly.

  • HillBilly Bone

    I just lost my f'ing breakfast. #7.

    • Tomas

      Huffing… you're doing it wrong! o.0

      • HillBilly Bone

        Hmmm. Pic was different earlier….. Now #5.

        • GernBlansten

          I've seen others from that series.

          The eye bleach did not work as advertised.

  • anon


  • Stafferty

    #13 You look familiar. Did you by chance have your head smashed by an ATM in Breaking Bad?

    • EasternCanuck


    • Stafferty

      They changed the numbers, I meant #11

      • amrith777

        Paddle faster–I hear BANJOS!!

  • Rocks Off

    #7 I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    #13 Stay away from meth kids.

  • AssClown

    #1 First is for hillbillies…

    • MikeOmment

      and #11 – I hear banjos

    • Fasteddy14

      The only family that could out-Hillbilly the Clampets.

  • Wantomas

    #2 Is that one of the moron brothers?

    • el jefe

      I was just singing that. NOFX

      • Wantomas

        Now im watching the vid on youtube, which will ultimately lead me to wiki, then to iTunes, then who knows…'s gonna be a good day.

        Talkin bout the moron bros…..tatooed fingers, tatooed toes

        • busted

          They're idiots, they're losers, they're scum

          • ohhh billy

            Taking advantage of everyone

            • new boobs

              Youre a dog theyre the fleas…..doing everything they can to spread disease

    • fat mike

      cant get along with others

    • Lumpy

      more on that later.

  • Stan

    Does not understand

  • el jefe


    • trumeth

      First page maybe, I'll look for your pic when they post the d-bags.

    • Michael Ricketts

      first to fail

  • EasternCanuck

    #9 once you go smurf, you never go back.

    • Dick Folgers

      Snooki's looking pretty good these days.

    • Mrs_Conejo

      Japanese fashion trend Ganguro. pics are good for a chuckle…

    • Jen

      i would have to say oompaloompa

  • Joeyk

    #19 Perfectly placed poster

    • Pat Overton

      That`s me ! I finally got my pic posted on thechive !!

    • Joeyk

      And the numbers changed, nice work..
      #17 now

      • dub


        Man I have some serious regrets.

    • Yep!

      Exactly what I was thinking.

    • Joshua Daigle

      She is special since a computer made that sign that she is holding.

      • DWD

        That … or clearly being sarcastic and you have asperger's. (Don't let the Rainbow Flag she's holding or lesbianesque haircut give it away.)

    • Andy

      Pictures been cut, this woman is a gay rights activist who is clearly being sarcastic.

  • obvious

    #22 its_forge

    • its_forge 107p

      Damn ,iv been exposed. :@

  • billshakes626

    #2 Flawless victory.

  • el jefe

    #2 classic song

  • AssClown

    #5 My penis just broke off…

    • AssClown

      WTF, why did the numbers change?! (Changed it to the correct pic btw). Why would my penis broke off because of some smurf douche!!

      • DWD

        Actually a hideous hairy woman like thing at this point.

  • obvious truth

    Finally a post about the average Chivers and Chivettes.

    • obvious truth

      Oh and I am #26 : Respect bitches

      Now you guys have to post yourselves too! please????

      Oh and I hate the chive, chivers, chivettes, etc…you know the drill.

    • Kyle

      Obvious troll is obvious

  • el jefe

    #7 really? why man come on

    • honest


  • Paula_

    Today I shot myself on the belly while cleaning my gun…

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • Stafferty

      Today, I sabotaged a "someone's" gun

    • Mutt

      Shot yourself in the belly? That can be hard to stomach.

      • Michael Ricketts


    • helge


    • EdWood

      Were there any fatalities ?

      • Paula_


        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • EdWood

          Don't worry…..
          "Cooties" reproduce quickly. Ha !

        • isawoj

          Then you shot yourself in the nutsack, not the stomach.

        • Stafferty

          No Paula, sperm die almost immediatley after you swallowed them

    • racerx2112

      That's called a handjob….and those weren't bullets

  • The Dude

    #1 she-golem?

  • Chamezz

    I totally agree with the guy on the poster in #19.

    • dub


      • Chamezz

        Lol, #17 was #19 earlier, Y U CHANGE CHIVE?!

  • AssClown

    #11 Pretty sure that guy has leukemia…

    • DWD

      I'm pretty sure crack isn't leukemia.

    • ImpressMe

      Doubt its crack….looks more like leukemia….sad really…

      • BobLoblaw

        Agree. Really wrong to include this.

    • Frank M

      I was thinking white redneck or black albino.

  • Demon_Cleaner

    #19 What the fuck are these people thinking.

    • Pete

      Its a gay rights protest. The sign is supposed to be ironic.

      • Steve

        or sarcastic.

        • HeyJewed


          • dub


    • Jeff

      Umm. This is a gay rights activist.

    • Demon_Cleaner

      Wow, I totally meant to type #17 oops

    • Smuggler

      There's definitely a phone number in there, too.

    • @nootron

      satire. Note the rainbow flag. The point is: If you're anti-gay, then you shouldn't use a computer because the Father of computing was gay, and oh yea, he helped crack enigma, saving many lives and possibly hastening Nazi surrender.

      • Pete

        He was then ostracized because of his homosexuality and was convicted (it was still illegal in 50s UK), and forced to take drugs as chemical castration. He eventually committed suicide.

  • Ken

    I don't want to say which ones in this comment cause I don't want to see them again but damn, some of those are pretty damn creepy! Yikes!!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    All potential passengers for the next DARPA test flight…

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