You are stuck (29 Photos)

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  • sniggi

    no u

  • Jesse

    #19 it puts the lotion on its skin

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001348928289 Gregory Guzman

      That made me LOL

      • Steve

        ditto

    • Spank the Monkey

      Place need a kitchen.

    • varlotto

      I'll put some lotion on her skin!

    • Clarice's Starling

      Nailed it! That's the first thing I thought of when i saw that picture.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        ME TOO

        • jdb

          Ya, Me too.

          • NebraskaGuy

            So did I! Dammit

            • Guz

              I did. But in Eric Cartman's voice.

              • A BiPolar Guy

                or else it gets the hose again

                • http://www.facebook.com/deans22 Sam Dean

                  Am I the only one worried that all the chivers see a picture of a pretty girl in a hole and the first thing to their mind is "serial killer in a skin suit"?

                  • http://www.facebook.com/dashsebright Dash Sebright

                    Am I the only one worried that no one else can see she isn't in a hole and actually just standing in a nook? Evident from the light pouring in from the front.

                    • topher

                      I believe it's actually more of an alcove. Do you use this word; alcoves?

                  • A BiPolar Guy

                    That's a an unfair and grossly exaggerated generalization! Read all the comments and you will see that a bunch of us thought of Family Guy's Quagmire finding a bound teenage girl in a restroom. (Jackpot & giggity!). So a serial killer OR a an implied rapists came to mind for chivers. Or both. I made both comments.

                    • CB919

                      Also guilty.

    • thepoopsmith

      there is no wall in front of her…

      • Jesse

        hey technical tony…calm down and laugh.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        You need more imagination. It only goes a couple of feet that way to a barred window that lets in the light.

    • Mr.X

      Damn it, how did this get public..

  • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

    #19
    Leave her there so we can find her easily!

  • macrda

    First!!!

    • ballsballsninja

      you just failed so hard

  • ensergio

    #15 Let me in.

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #13 This is why you don't leave the kitchen
    #19 it puts the lotion on its skin
    #25 At least they didn't draw penises on your face…yet

    • hassssss

      #25 – its a young geddy lee

  • Htisss

    #15 is it wrong to want to take advantage of this situation?

    • Cavall

      Sure, but smoking is bad for you. Besides, she will likely give you one if you help her.

  • Buford_Justice

    #25 Interesting taping job.

  • jerkstore_

    #29 I think i just Saw Robin of Locksley…

    • Man

      He should stop crying like a bitch and instead take off his shirt and use it to pull the phone closer.

      • 340Swinger

        He took off his belt and the drain stopper to reach the saw (I believe I'm remembering it correctly) why couldn't he use it to reach the phone?

    • max-pow

      saw what you did there…

  • Boooger

    #12 kid, just let go of the bottle.

    • K.C.

      Little bugger deserved it…..hahaha

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      Nice Simpson's reference.

      • Corey

        The Simpsons…helping kids get unstuck from vending machines sense some time in the 90s

  • Mister H.

    #14 had it comin'

    • mrme

      If they roll away like that it can't be too much of a problem though. Especially if they are now empty.

      • Graham

        It's the principle of the matter.

        • Evariste

          Nice way to give the message 🙂

          • CB919

            You come out all dolled up for work or whatever, having to move 4 big ass dumpsters is going to make an impression. Probably will be a little more careful next time 🙂

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    worst.actor.ever. – #29 (exception being The Pricess Bride)

    • Rose3191

      Inconceivable!

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Touche'!!

    • RU Alum '10

      and men in tights dummy

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Sorry, Dave Chappelle was the only saving grace in the train wreck. hahaha!!

        • Jen

          agreed. that movie fucking sucked.

        • its_forge

          Word. The only *truly* bad Mel Brooks film. Even "Life Stinks" was better.

    • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

      You mean after Nicolas Cage right?

    • CRabs

      I don't agree with that. But I do agree he was God awful in Saw.

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      What are you people, on DOPE?!

      • amrith777

        ALOHA,MR. HAND!!

  • Selby

    #20 doesn't seem to mind being stuck so much. Nom nom nom

    • CapnMFingPlanet

      He comes from the school of the honey badger. He dont care.

    • yoselahonda

      Appears to be licking his way out.

  • Capt. Obvious

    #13 Well, you can pay for the tow, or you can PAY for the tow!

    • Lex

      Is this a rule 34 thing? What is so appealing about a girl/woman stuck in the mud? I never understood these pics/videos…..

      • greasdupdeafguy

        whats so appealing about a woman stuck in the mud? The woman is appealing!

  • Bryan

    Creative. #7

  • Bob

    #4…You're only stuck if you give a shit about ruining the paint job.

    • GK-4

      who the hell paints in wingtips?

      • STI

        Pimp ass painters, that's who!

    • jack tral fucklock

      this is where u paint your feet..

  • Jules

    #1 ….Anyone else see Mickey here?

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #24 Not stuck just pretending to be a deep sea diver.

    • Çreep

      he is not stuck hes snorkling, and it a fucking polar bear they dont get stuck.

    • GK-4

      i paused on this one
      cause there's a distinct possibility it could drown

  • EdWood

    #13.
    She is so not stuck.
    Sure needs to be, though.

  • TaskMaster

    That dog gives exactly zero shits that he's stuck

    • TaskMaster

      #20 that is

  • sped

    #19 I'm a terrible person…

    • Ted Bundy

      Giggitty…

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Jackpot!

    • Daryn s

      it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #4 Clip art? Really?

    • Verbal_is_gay

      Nice questions. no go back to your normal gay activities

    • Real_Keyser_Soze

      shut up Roger

  • BoobieWatcher

    #13 I would like to offer you some help for a small favor in return…Wink, Wink.

  • acoustrix

    #19 Jackpot!

    • Quagmire

      Dear Diary,

      Jackpot!

      Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

        dammit! beat me to it

  • The_Marc

    #11 Step 1: Cut a hole in a jar…

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Bonsai Kittens Live!

      • http://twitter.com/j_calabaza @j_calabaza

        ….Put your junk in that jar?

        • CuriousGeorge

          Step 3: Make her open the jar.

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