All I want for August 18th is a Game Boy and a new desktop wallpaper (17 HQ Wallpapers)

  • Afghanistan2011

    First beeches!

    • DaddyD

      and last in the hearts of your countrymen.

      Dude … we don't do that here. Keep calm and Chive on!

  • James

    I've always wanted one of these #12

    • Mr.C

      now you have it!

    • Shawn

      the second i saw this one, it was my new desktop, fucking awesome

    • DaddyD

      How does it feel to want?

    • Dennis

      Made me immediately think of Ratatat – Wildcat. Grooveshark it.

  • Dan

    OS X Tigbit – coming in 2013!

    • Dan


  • Dan

    #6 Did you like it?

    • Fasteddy14

      No but your mom loved it…

      • Hey Jewed


        • futdashuckup

          Burned? Basically he's saying HE didn't enjoy HIS anus getting fisted… so, it's a fail before a burn.

  • Juan De Dios

    #2 want! i wonder does he eat meat carrots?

    • ehh

      that sounds slightly sexual

    • caleb

      Nope, that's just your mom.

    • LeMac

      a.k.a. dongs

      • OEIe

        wow, you're all a bunch of fags.

  • Andrew

    I cant choose from these theres too many that I really like.

    • Lotus

      I know this is quickly becoming my favorite post of the week.

      They were all good except the Chive one. I mean c'mon Chive, have some class, don't advertise on your own site.

  • random dude

    #3 #7 I could really use those as posters

  • Lyndsay

    my boyfriend is now the proud unwitting owner of 10 as a desktop

    • dub


      • john

        thank you. i hate when people just put the number without the hashtag thing

        • alors

          how do you ass the picture?

          • alors


            • ggf

              put # in front of the number

    • Allen

      Really should've gone with #6

  • fact

    Lame post is lame.

  • JBNZ

    #7 That awkward moment when…

  • kaidoh101

    #6 made me lol

  • Jake

    #7 – I don't get it… 😦

    • Jon Stoddard

      just incase you're serious…..the pic is of dogs and the last name is supposed to be michael vick……….i

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Yeah, and for those of us who don't live in the US?

        • daveh873

          This is supposed to be a fantasy football draft for dogs. Mike Vick is a quarterback for the Eagles that brutally murdered a number of dogs after using them in fighting rings for his own personal profit and enjoyment. So yea, a dog taking Vick in a fantasy draft would be frowned upon.

    • Woof

      The four dogs are planning for fantasy football. The dog to the far right was writing Michael Vick, seemingly based on the suggestion of the dog on our far left. Michael Vick, about 3-4 years ago, was convicted of dog-fighting. The joke is that dogs are supposed to hate Vick. The end.

    • FF Expert

      Whats even worse than that is the 1st overall pick was Aaron Rodgers!

  • purb

    already seen on imgur

    • @bunkerpunkk

      no shit? you already saw #12 on imgur? fuck you, liar.

    • toosticks

      You'd be seeing it for the first time if you didn't spend all day scrolling multiple sites looking at images on the internet.

  • weird27

    #11 . more like it please.

  • Nathan Hart

    I need to track down some image that would go great with the mantra, "Suck Less Everyday" for my next work laptop background. Any ideas?

    • FuckYouNathan

      How about the Polaroids I took last night of your mother sucking my cock?

  • CasperSack

    #13 epic mountains

    • Anjin

      The Mont Blanc group I think

  • FloppyRocks

    Truly horrifying!

    • Guest

      Not as scary as Pelosi.

      • Fasteddy14

        Hillary would be pretty horrifying too…

      • Mr.X

        You win the internet with this one

    • Clive H Rainforest

      I know we don't usually get political on here but that one is just freaking classic…

  • The_Marc

    #2 Tiger Bunny….because he can!

    • Ricky Bobby

      Chuck Norris' Bunny.

  • The_Marc

    #14 Hail to the King Baby!!!!

    • The_Marc


    • Fasteddy14

      I think he needs to learn about proper chainsaw usage…

      • Mel Gibson

        what are you talking about? he knows how to use the fucking thing

    • tv_paul

      Shop Smart, shop S Mart.

    • Andy

      I never run out of gas so your next!!

    • mtpuckhead

      My new desktop. Thanks again Chive!

  • The_Marc

    #12 Nice… VERY nice 🙂

  • 4everDistracted

    Ahhhh! Holy shit! #4

    • A BiPolar Guy

      I think you mean "Unholy Crap!" That what II heard her saying…

  • A BiPolar Guy

    Must Bring Tuna…

  • daveh873

    #7 is frikkin great.

  • ss396maxx

    #4 Really? Why do you guys at the Chive have to start getting political? This site was my non political, non religious escape from reality … but now options will start and sides will be taken. I guess everything good has to come to an end.

    • Sebastian Schwaighofer

      i dont think that this has to be taken politically.. the faces just creepy..kinda 🙂

    • The_Dood

      Actually, it's up to us to keep it non political in the comments. It isn't political until you apply your opinion to the picture. If no one starts anything and none of us take sides I think we're safe. For people that don't know who this is it's just a creepy wallpaper.

    • Alberto Martin

      Your thin-skinned reaction confirms that you're a Republican, and you hate America.

      • Lame

        I knew if I scrolled far enough someone would make it political and react exactly how the op feared they would. Thanks Alberto.

      • the_junglist

        Wow….. Walked right into that one, didn't you. Why you mad?

    • HSomething

      If you don't want to get political then lose the avatar with the communist overtone.

    • Althing

      Agreed. Whenever there's something against anybody conservative oh hilarity ensues! But the minute you put anything negative about Nerobama the hippies and fags come out crying as usual. Typical two-faced BS from the left supporters. I've seen it on several posts and every time it makes me dislike the Chive more and more. You want to have a site where everybody gets along then you might want to get an impartial person to oversee the content that you post. This kind of shit only divides people on a really cool site.

      • Chaos

        Really? Calling people fags?
        You, sir, are a bigoted asshole.

        • ROR

          I thought fags had the bigoted assholes…HEY-O!!….cause, you know…the…the anal sex…I mean…you know…aww never mind…

    • WillyP

      I think the problem is that anyone actually takes Bachmann seriously. She's a joke..a bat shit crazy dominionist.

    • Tina-Marie Payne

      Whatevs….Let's just agree she's one thick paper bag away from being "bang-able" and move on.

      • ss396maxx

        Lets get the thick paper bag and get this over with.

  • ChivePR

    #12 like

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