Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • Pail

    #2

    NOM NOM NOM!!!!!

    • Guz

      Classic example of a shit comment by someone desperate to be first.

      • Phil McKracken

        Classic example of a bitchy comment by someone wishing they were first.

        • Guz

          Not at all. I used to enjoy reading witty, well thought out comments. Sometimes though, it's not worth reading past all the,'MOAR', 'FTW', comments latched hurriedly onto the first picture that's appropriate.
          Even the 'First' trolls have some entertainment value. Look at the trolls on this comment stream too. Some of the replies they bring in are funny.
          Bit of a rant, and I accept my first comment was a bit bitchy, but use some thought people please.

          • LeMac

            Yes, because a post that features pictures of the ever-elusive Triforce Cappuccino and 2 guys wearing t-shirts implying that Jay Leno is gay obviously deserves much more sophisticated comments.

    • its_forge

      New member of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

  • Andrew

    #23 what am I seeing here? Pretty legit, but I don't know what the pillows make D: #6 is the funniest shit ever.

    • Chase

      Well you haven't listen to Louis CK then because his shit will make you lose your mind because of how funny it is

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1224683613 Andrew Trin

        Is that the comedian? Totally gonna check it out.

      • Nate

        thats not louis c.k. Thats an asian

        • Nate

          edit: his name is Sheng Wang

          • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

            Looks like Jet Li, obviously not, but still…

    • Billy the Kid

      The pillows make a puppy.

    • hMMMM

      Why is talent like this working at such a shit hotel?

  • Alf

    #24 creepy as funk

    • KFC

      leo-ception?

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      As "funk"?

      So the sight of George Clinton makes you want to scurry out of the room? That funk?

    • Hater_Aid

      That made me laugh and smile.

      Well done.

  • bathroomless

    #19 I empathise completely

    • ironless

      Why is there an iron??

      • tralfaz

        To make clothes not wrinkly.

    • TiminPhx

      When did you come into my house and take this photo?

    • asdasd

      If you need all this crap to feel good about yourself every morning, you
      are not awesome indeed…

      • ABJ

        Are you referring to the hairbrush and blowdryer so her hair is dry when she gets to work? Or, oh, maybe you refer to the straightener and hairspray so her hair stays straight all day. No, no, I got it. You have to mean the tampons. Must be the tampons, right? What a fake cow, using a blow dryer and tampons.

        Get over yourself. Yeah it's a gross mess but it's not like it's 80 lbs of makeup all over the counter.

        • Dirty Dingus

          But why can't she put it away when she's done?

          • Lev

            I had to upvote both of these. I don't see why everyone damns ABJ to hell for being rational. But you make the better, overarching point.

            • hMMMM

              Seconded. I know that it's a mess, but bitches better at least do this to make themselves presentable to me. Not that I mind the whole yoga pants/just got out of the gym look either…

    • Broseph Stalin

      ahhhh the life of a dorm dwelling college girl

    • Magoo52

      Why is there Febreze?! What are you Febrezing?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Geud Meurning dear minions!

    I know you need me so here I am. Come to Paula. Care for a free drink?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://www.gfys.org/ tobuscus

      Ignore her people then maybe she will go back to the dungeon where her father kept her.

      • HeyJewed

        Actually the thing you could to her that she would hate the most is give her "thumbs up." She loves her troll status which is why i always do the opposite and go up instead of down.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I can not be ignored. It's a special kind of power. Just try me.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • amrith777

          GOOD MORNING PAULA!!!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Amrith had an account and georgeous redhead avatar. What happened!? You were away for weeks and forgot your account pass while in jail or something?

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

            • NebraskaGuy

              … Just put the lotion on ur skin and shaddup! 😉

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          "Just try me"

          <shiver>

    • zdrake13

      i'll give you a free drink of bleach

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ah but Bleach rules! Currently at chapter 460! http://mangastream.com/read/bleach/87574993/1
        Be sure to start at chapter 1 if it's new to you dear minions!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • tawhitlow

    #7 I see what you did there. It is true
    #24 made me laugh

    • http://www.facebook.com/julio.loya Julio Loya

      Jay leno
      sucks!!!

      • its_forge

        Truer words never spoken. Or rather, he's a shitty entertainer. He could be a really awesome guy offscreen (but I somehow doubt it because onscreen he's fucking awful)

        • quintus

          You know how I know you're young….

          I remember the nights when I would watch Jay then Conan and think, "what an awesome night" and wonder how unwise it was for Carson Daly to go from TRL to late late night. Does no one remember Jay and Diamond Dallas Page squaring off with Hollywood Hogan and Eric Bishop then Kevin Eubanks coming in and saving the day?

          That said, #7 is still funny.

          • tawhitlow

            I may be young, but that doesn't mean I don't think Carson Daly is a D Bag.

  • Chase

    #11 Can't a cat read in peace without people taking pictures?

  • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

    Think #6 honestly doesn't have a pair so he does not know what it means to grow one.

    • Get it right

      How about we kick you in the pair?

    • 4everDistracted

      I think Norbert Zalog doesn't understand comedy…

      • Makes No Excuses

        What could you possible expect from someone named Norbert?

    • Ha.Ha.

      whatever, NORBERT. HA.HA.

  • HeyJewed

    #7 Wow, what a completely unplanned coincidence!

    • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

      i wonder if it will make his show?

    • Ugly Monkey

      Team Coco 'round here brah!

    • its_forge

      Leno is a black hole of comedy, he's so unfunny he actually makes things around him less funny. He could have Louis CK on his show and Louis CK would be less funny because he's near Leno.

  • n_kb

    #8 Love Breaking Bad

    • http://www.gfys.org/ urDad

      Dear Fanboys/WhoreWorhipers…..

    • krista

      i cant believe there's going to be only one more season after this one

      • hMMMM

        I'm sad, too but I think this is going to be great for the show. Walt really can't get much more badass, and I'd rather have it go out with a bang then linger around…

        • BroadStreetBullies

          Totally agree – although the first episode of this season kinda sucked. The first two seasons were so good it can't help but go downhill some. Still the best show ever!

          • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

            You couldn't be more wrong if you tried. The first episode of this season was fucking incredible. The amount of tension they were able to pump into it was awesome. Especially the throat-slitting scene which was all one continuos shot. I have a feeling Giancarlo Esposito will win awards for that.

            • hMMMM

              Agreed this season has definitely lived up to my expectations so far.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Love this shit!!!!

  • http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

    #14 still my hero

    • Dan

      Fastest Jewish gunfighter in the West!

      • Travis

        Little bastard shot me in the ass.

        • EDd

          So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle… and I've been there ever since.

    • BamaJess

      Name's Jim, but they call me….. Jim 🙂

    • NebraskaGuy

      "What did you expect? 'Welcome, Sonny'? 'Make yourself at home'? 'Marry my daughter'? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know. Morons!."

    • SkyVader

      You lose! Good day, sir!

      • CMW

        strike that, reverse it………..

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      While Blazing Saddles is one of the best movies ever made, I still thing Wonka was his best role. He scared the crap out of me as a kid.

    • jason

      Bart: Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?
      Jim: Oh, I don't know. Play chess… screw…
      Bart: Well, let's play chess.

    • miliano2.0

      Well don't just stand there, grasping your hands in pain. How bout a round of applause for the Waco Kid.

  • Terrance_

    #6…that's some grade A logic right there. Well said.

  • Get it right

    #6 FUCK YEAH

  • Motard

    #15 Ah, memories…

    • bigjohn

      1,2,3,4, I, LOVE, MARINE, CORP!

      • geez

        Five Foot Nine! I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high!

    • TiminPhx

      Never has any movie ever captured the feel of Parris Island than this one. Semper Fi and thank you God for letting me be a civilian again after 6 years of that. I would never trade it however.

      • USLethal

        Felt the exact same way bro, but ended out going back when I discovered real quick that most people on the outside just plain suck…

  • Dan

    #20 Super! was an awesome movie.

    • Jorge

      I second this.

    • jken

      Dwight Schrute?

    • Marty

      I agree – saw the premiere at SxSW, and both of them were as funny in person (and Ellen Page cut past me in line). Kind of a disturbing flick but great.

  • Joel

    #6 Sheng Wang is very funny. I actually some him live a few years back when he performed at my school. This picture doesn't do this joke justice though. His delivery and timing really makes it.

    • Joel

      saw*

      • anomnomnymous

        *sar

  • Hans

    #12 My first Awesomeness Pic … awesome 😉

    • caleb

      Way to go Hans! Wait, didn't John Mclean kill you?

  • Stanley

    #7 At first, I was wondering why Leno was on the page associated with awesomeness, but then I saw the guy in the t-shirt. Awesome.

    • shaunvw

      you mean two guys in the two t-shirts

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #15 Apocalypse Now, great film. Not as good as Shaving Ryan's Privates though.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

      you are fully aware this not "Apocalypse Now" rite?……

      • Dan

        YOu've been trolled!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        OMG I really should go fishing; I'd reel them in by the dozens.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • NebraskaGuy

          At least you're entertaining, Paula, I'll give you that! 😉

    • edertef

      trolololo

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Ow! Ow! Ow! Not Shaving Ryan's Privates. That's a … erm…. other type of movie.
      I meant Saving Private Ryan. Yes.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • teilzeithippies

        what are you doing there private paula? and no it is not saving private ryan! #15

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      …. So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish all of you!!

  • MrAliasMan

    #23 Apparently they couldn't find a blow up doll big enough for Shaq. So they improvised.

    • Jon

      That's actually made by Bert Kreisher. When he leaves hotel rooms, he plays the "What Will The Maid Think" game.
      http://www.bertbertbert.com/WWTMT.php

      • hMMMM

        those are hilarious. Is his show worth watching?

        • Dan

          Absolutely yes. And thank you for pointing out that it was Bert.

  • caleb

    #6 When the fuck did Jet Li start doing comedy?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      He wanted to try comedy, sucked at it but nobody dared to tell him he wasn't funny at all.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Ha.Ha.

      b/c all Asians look alike? HAHAHAHA now I get it. You must be from North Dakota.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #22 seriously, what is it with those 3 triangles that keep coming back on the Chive? Am I missing something?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Max

      You'll probably never know.

    • amrith777

      It's the Tri-Force symbol I think……

    • LeoC

      Shadow force symbol from Starcom?

      • silkystealthsurgeon

        its the massey furgerson tractor logo, upside down, duh

        • TDub66

          I thought it was Mitsubishi…

    • Necause

      OMG never seen star wars???

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1618490651 Matthew James Belt

      you know bleach(awesome) but not zelda!?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        It's true. I did know it had something to do with Zelda but never played that, shht!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

      It's the motherfucking triforce people!! The symbol of every zelda game. And zelda is my favorite game series to ever exist, especially OoT, my all time favorite game. I hope most of these replies are jokes. I truely do.

  • saucypants

    #20 Seems legit.

  • http://twitter.com/Pasha723 @Pasha723

    #8, Heisenberg, you slippery bastard.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

    #7
    George Lopez down….Jay, you're next…i hope.

    • JP Souza

      Team Coco!

    • Dan

      Craig Ferguson is vastly more entertaining than either Leno or Letterman.

    • its_forge

      Oo that is good news, I hadn't heard. But sad that Conan's ratings are sucky, Conan is late night TV's last great hope. And hear hear to Dan re: Craig Ferguson.

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