• bettingonthecubs

    i thought this was popping and locking but i'm white so what do i know

    • Verbal_Kint

      It used to be…

    • http://www.facebook.com/formzero Kevin Lau

      Total poppin' & lockin'. This is how you dubstep.

      • Ckris King

        Thats a Koolshot !!

        • http://www.facebook.com/griffinheath Griffin Heath

          That right there is pretty fresh~! B)

    • ROK247

      im only half white and i dont even know wtf you just said.

      • http://twitter.com/putzeh @putzeh

        There's no locking there. That's all popping.

        • Danger_Pat

          true story

    • namlla

      Popping and locking. My first thought too. The kid's good, but the music sucks.

    • SeaBassEX

      All I know is that he is pretty fly for a white guy.

  • Fbomb

    I thought it was a seizure.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

      Synchronized seizuring.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cheeselea Chelsea Lauren Foulk

      Yeah, that was definitely one of the top five weirdest things I've ever seen. And I've seen Goatze.

  • http://www.facebook.com/manuel.vanderbeke Manuel Van Der Beke

    Not keen on the music but nice moves!

  • Keith

    Damn that kids good!

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Agree'd with bettingonthecubs………….isn't this just poppin' N lockin', only to shitty techno beats?? His crew's got nothing on the kids from Beat Street!!

    • Fritz

      NYC Breakers!!!

      Talk about going old skool. I have my 12 yr old son watching that. I love Beat Street.

    • Who is this tool?

      It's not techno you fucking knob.

      • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

        Holy Fuck, grab some glowsticks and throw a tantrum about!!! It FUCKING SUCKS no matter what you call it. (Techno Beats)

        • Ekim

          We have a music critic here ladies and gentlemen.


          Cause you seem to be losing it. Keep calm and cunt on.

        • sniggi

          actually it's brostep. just because it's electronic doesn't make it techno. go be an ignorant pole-smoker on some other site

          • Jon

            Agreed. This is exactly why I hate fucking Dubstep and all this putting EDM elements into hip hip, pop or mainstream music. Its ruining the good genres like Trance and progressive.

            • DeeJay

              It's a totally separate sub-genre of electronic music, so in no way could it possibly be "ruining" trance and progressive. That's like saying that alt rock ruins metal. Can't explain that.

    • Johnny_Dizzle

      "Beat Street!!" Awesome retro reference of the day! LOL!

    • Anonisaurus Rex

      He is definitely krumping by the end of it…

  • Lame

    Hey Chive, fuck your stupid ads with no volume control.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Adblock seems to be working for me B)

    • Alumaturtle

      Hey lame, use firefox and turn on adblock.

    • guielmo

      I'm with you!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521060132 Sterling Crawford

        I use Chrome and haven't heard one.

        • Kellen

          Normally I use Chrome, but TheChive's site is really poorly optimized, IE9 runs the site a hell of a lot faster. It's pretty stupid for everyone to just suggest adblock or browser updates to something TheChive could address, this is *the* go to site while at work, and sometimes you don't have a choice of browser in a work environment.

          • Nicnac

            Then blame work places stuck on Internet Exploder. More progressive people and companies have moved to better browsers.

    • NebraskaGuy

      I use Chrome – loads the pics a lot faster than IE or Firefox and adblock works juuuust fine! 🙂

    • yep

      Yeah…damn you Chive for paying the bills and keeping it free for all of us to enjoy! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

      • Nope

        Was it all ads or the ones lacking volume control?

        • Maybe

          Any criticism of the Chive equals you hate the Chive and are an unappreciative asshole. I would say more… but they are listening right now…

          • Probably

            Me like sarcasm.

            • Just asking

              Am I the only one that has a mute button on my computer?

              • T-Bagg

                Some of us listen to music from our computer and want to hear the music, not the ad. But I rarely ever get one of the noisy ads from this site.

    • sniggi

      Firefox + AdBlock Plus broski

    • chris

      the ads are what keep this site free you assclowns. click on one. generate some revenue for the chive that brightens your day. It's the least you can do.

      and if you can't outsmart your sysadmin at work, then you are a syssyadmin.

  • jaynecobb2

    this is pretty good stuff

  • Rick


  • Bless1

    you call that dancing? dubstep is for people with attention spans to short for breakbeat. togtfo!

    • DrROBOTO

      thats not even dubstep fag

      • jpp407

        it was like hip pop. with one dubstep breakdown.. So automatically its dubstep.

        • sniggi

          it's brostep imo

    • bettingonthecubs

      tango or gtfo?

  • Ronnie

    I'm watching a dude dance, why?

    • look at this guy

      I guess someone sat you down and forced you to

    • hassssss

      dont worry, this isn't dancing its some fag shaking randomly to god awful "music"

  • Screwdriver

    I once tried to chew gum and walk down some stairs at the same time. I fell and broke my wrist.

    But I can tie a glow stick to the end of my penis and do light art.

    • wutwut

      pretty random but keep on doing it i guess

  • Mike

    I wasn't aware dubstep had its own dance. Looks to me like its just a bunch of mediocre popping and locking.

    • Ekim

      That's because this guy isn't all that good. There are much more creative dubsteppers out there. Considering Chive is like the America's Funniest Home Videos of websites, it's the last place I'd trust to find anything even close to the best underground has to offer.

      • Vagina Jones

        Whoooaa dangerously close to turning into a hipster there buddy…. Its kind of like zombies. We have to kill you…even though you got bit and didn't tell us, we love you, and it will be for the best.

        • Ovarie Jenkins

          Vagina Jones!

          • Vagina Jones

            Well, look at you. You're like a long lost cousin.

      • EkimsLoverboy

        Ekim – you and I both know that you bust the move the ganes are played, but no one on the Chive knows it. The last time we submitted those nude pics of you in that scene we titled, "Poppin' the cornhole" we were told to submit to The Berry instead. Then you got all upset – and then I got upset for you being upset and we ended up making furious dubstepping love for 3 full days – only stopping to do the worm to the grocery store for more man-lube.

        Our shit is so underground we're almost Chinese lover.

  • The_Marc

    Get 'em Kid!!!

  • dave

    he looks like an idiot 'dancing' like this…i guess some think it's cool but i don't get it.

    • RVA

      and that is why you will forever be alone…

      • dave

        that makes no sense. i don't get why this is cool…it looks ridiculous to me.

        • Catalystika

          Obviously to each their own and all that sort of thing, so I certainly won't insult you for not enjoying something I do. However, unlike ballroom, contemporary, or hip hop, this is something you can't really learn how to do. You either have it, or you don't. You feel it, or you don't. The incredible body control, flexibility, and sense of rhythm required for this style of dance is about as high as it can be. Every beat had a move which requires extreme dedication and memorization of the music. Generally speaking, street dancers like this kid make up their own choreography, so not only are they dancers, they're choreographers as well. However, again generally speaking, someone like this would probably have a hard time following somebody else's choreography, even in the same style. I think it's fantastic and he has a big future in dance.

          • Derbymon

            No. He does not have a big future in dance…..one must learn combinations in various forms.This is a One Trick Pony. Cool…but.."eh."
            I have no doubt that he's Oh so cool locally, but why not try another move? How about martial Arts? Add some flow. Oh grumpy grumpy…
            So here's a human moving like a machine. "Eh."

            • Catalystika

              As I said, dancers like this usually have trouble following other people's choreography, so he'd only be successful if he's allowed to do his own thing (music videos, commercials, etc.) But in his own style, he's very good. I do agree that the more styles you know, the better of a dancer you are. It's all about versatility.

          • Donny Jizzle

            I will start off by saying this is certainly not my thing and I do not get it, but of all the pro-whatever this kid is doing arguments, you are the only to make a fair amount of sense. And I hope this young man does make it big in dance (whatever that is), because I do not want him preparing my fast food.

  • jrey81

    pretty sic moves… but same thing kinda happens after Burn Your Bra, Mind the Gap, Hot Readheats, etc., etc., fapattackular.

  • misschris

    Wow nice body waves! And his chest pops hard. Pretty cool dude. Now go get a job. lol 😉

    • Drew_BfloTrace

      Ha, I was impressed by the chest pop, although the faux humping probably didn't win him any numbers. I don't think I would waste three and a half minutes watching that in person though.

    • Pen15 Club

      After you finished typing that sentence, did you really bust out "laughing out loud" at how funny you thought it was? Be honest.

      • misschris

        I did a bit actually. Mostly I wanted people to know that I was kidding a little and wasn't tryin to sound like a bitch. =/

      • Schuyler

        Douche, pen.

  • Darth V


  • SlimtwigMJ

    First place in Dong the Robot

  • Bugman72

    Great moves, horrible music. P.S. That isn’t Techno genius, just cause it’s electro, doesn’t make it Techno. What are you 50?

  • StuScottsLeft Eye

    Dude has moves…Probable gets laid because of it. Good for him.

    • Keith Weaver

      If my daughter banged a dude because of that, I would realize I failed as a parent and a human then kill myself. BOOYAW.

    • Mk2Vr6

      stuart scotts left eye…. LMAO

  • Daith_Lee

    All it really is, is really popping and locking mixed with Krumping and a few other things like Tutting. Impressive none the less…kid is pretty nice at it.

    • ThoseWereDaDays

      When I was in college we called it the s— we did before we puked 3 gallons of beer and passed out.

      • arTee

        I'm confused, is puking 3 gallons of beer Tutting or Krumping?

        • ThoseWereDaDays

          I thought it was just every Friday and or Saturday night.

  • jrey81

    Also, i hope he finds a way to make money off of it like philip or chachi from I.am.me. And if this is a dorm, I guess it's another fantastic look at what College Freshman does with his time. Takes summerim classes to keep rage on, Dubsteps alone in his room all day.

  • saosinh

    It looks like stop motion animation.

    • Keith Weaver

      It looks like stop motion retarded sh*t

      • Whhhaaat

        Oh no he didn't!

  • JD Marsh

    CHALLENGE!! Turbo and Ozone vs. techno pop-n-lock

    • Fritz

      Turbo will kick ass

      • Koopa

        I dunno what it is, but it sounds fast.

      • Shabba-Doo

        Boogaloo Shrimp would crush these jive turkeys.

  • Melody

    Are you a giant or just in a tiny room?

    • LuvH8fulChix

      He's plagued with giantism. Repetitive spastic motion injured his pituitary gland about three years ago. I saw a documentary on this poor guy, he has literally lost everything to this disease. Shriners raised money to build the room in the video.

    • Jay

      That's what I was thinking. Something just didn't quite look right.

    • DubStepDan

      I am giant in tiny room.

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