Maybe you should try Helvetica (14 Photos)


  • thehookah

    Why? Seriously, why the fuck would anyone do that?

    Why did I keep scrolling through it either?

    • next...

      clearly a sloooooooooooooow day at the Chive

    • Dolfan0925

      Chive, how much do you need to keep that loud ass commercial off your homepage? I have my checkbook out.

      • it works

        try mute….

      • thehookah

        Yeah, I sent them a message about that.

        Kinda makes it hard to quietly waste time at work when the website is screaming at you.

        • The_Dood

          Firefox or chrome + adblock plus = problem solved.

          • t dangle

            2.block new ads.
            3.waste time.

    • Da_Boz

      This was about as gay as a bag of dicks.

      • Ryan

        hmmmm….a bag of dicks….yummy

    • mcsgwigga fucklock

      i kinda liked the first one, because i thought it was graffitii, but then i realised graphic designers lack sences of humar a little

  • JHarris

    Maybe I should have tried another post.

    • Derp

      Yeah, what the f*ck was that chive.

  • John T.

    This could be the dumbest post I've ever witnessed. Im sorry, but really?!

    • Firefighter23

      Come back from vacation and see this.
      What happened Chive?

    • Why?

      What the fuck Leo?

  • why

    I don't know what the fuck that was, but I want my 30 seconds back.

    • _alex

      30seconds is nothing
      I spent 5 minutes reading all the signs! D:

      you can do better Chive!!

  • PopcornFarts


  • No!


  • n1ghtstalker

    Was there a funny one in this post that I missed?
    Why was this posted?

    • Paula_

      If you read back your comment in Helvetica it's quite hilarious!

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

    • fasterthanu

      I doubt anyone on this website speaks spannish either.

      Tomorrow they should make a post in Flemish. I doubt any chiver speaks that either.

  • Honk

    graphic design jokes. now that's funny!! Wait… The only thing funny about fonts is comic sans

    • antfree10

      And thats the oldest design joke ever….

    • Dr. Prof. Patrick

      *shakes fist in air* comic saaannnsssss!!!!

  • Tim Brown

    Oh My God! This one was flat out fuckin hilarious!!!!!! Gonna be laughing for weeks!

    • The Pict

      I'm truly surprised you could type suffering so from the hysterics. Just breath into a plastic bag for an hour or two. It will help.

    • TenderBrandson

      Can't tell if trolling or…………..

      • TitoRigatoni

        Sarcasm? Pretty sure sarcasm.

    • Tim Brown

      Yeah, sarcasm. Epic fail on Leo's part.

  • los


  • Sharky

    If you thought you wasted 30 seconds scrolling through this post, be sure not to waste 80 minutes on this:

    • Gooberman

      i dunno, it rated well, as 7.2/10

    • Sizzle

      Actually, this post made me think of the Helvetica documentary. Which happens to be surprisingly interesting and worth the watch.

      This post, on the other hand, was not worth my 45 seconds or the energy wasted by my scrolling finger.

  • Ryan


  • Hospidar

    wtf was this?

  • Alex

    Well the first one was interesting…sadly if your reading this comment then you have seen that the rest are pointless.

    • Guesty

      First one was interesting? Really? I think this was the sites attempt to see just how far people on this site will kiss their asses to say it was anything but fucking stupid. Congrats, you're the first nitwit to say anything positive at all. You happy chive admins? you happy now?

  • olfisheye

    still not as gay as Twilight

    • yllearoud

      no, it's not, but they are flirting with that gray area…

  • TITO

    I kinda like it 🙂

    • Cecil

      I will end you boy!

      • TITO

        You cannot end that which is eternal!

  • Just Sayin'

    Leo = the new Paula.

    • Paula_

      I'm at 78%. Leo doesn't ever register on my Asshole-o-meter.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • Da_Boz

        uh oh? Your hate meter is dropping… -117p better get on that LG… or Paula.

        • Paula_

          Don't blame the lovely Lauren (<3) for me, she can't help it.
          I do hear she fantasizes about me though…

          – the one you love to hate

          • Magnum PI

            We're not buying it… People think have this hunch that you may be the LG… I would fantasize about myself too if I looked like that.

  • poseidon

    I think I missed something. Are fonts funny

  • 0_0

    #1 Would not go, okay now I can go.

    • Tyler Mars

      well it looks like somebody got this post

  • Snookums

    #2 I guess they are required to wear at least 15 pieces of flair

  • equalizermax

    Waste of time

  • KyleRetrato

    I expected a hot woman at the end.

  • Jason Ciotti

    I think it had something to do with Paula's idea of "worst submissions." lol

  • mackin

    I got this far down, waiting for the punchline…I suppose I can complain as well, I'd rather see less posts that are all, or at least mostly awesome. I feel duped. If this is one of those marketing posts, it's REALLY bad.

  • GernBlansten

    Would have been better with Wingdings….

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