Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (36 Photos)

Been under the weather today, always nice to burn the last days of summer in bed. To make it up to you, I'm going to roll out a special Sexy Chivers on Monday this week, when I can open my eyes again. In the meantime, enjoy the DAR and your weekend, Chivers.

Chive On,

John

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  • micah

    #33, #34

    Ohhh lawd…

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      I would totally B my L all over that A.

      • Birdhaus32

        That's something worth entering a devil's threeway for

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hijack! Sorry Micah.
      Just found out that some 'Chivers' are real assholes. Won't elaborate, figure it out yourselves.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • failagain

        Yep.
        I'm calling BS about the SC post.
        Damn Trolls are ruining this site.
        We all better fight back or………….
        Just give up. Not me !!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • failagain

          Ahhh fuck it, I tried.

          • failagain

            Just so you know………….
            That comment wasn't mine.
            Just got Trolled !!!

            • failagain

              Ignore that last post. I really did give up. True story.

      • Eman

        Why don't you guys just get rid of the comments on SC posts, and DAR for that matter. No one has anything worth a damn to say around here anymore anyway.

        • Pen15 Club

          Like a Boss, you Nailed it! Do Want, these trolls to Come at me Bro! But they are Forever Alone and can't handle the unique awesome Chiver comments.

          • Comment Rater

            You are winning.

          • Moderator

            it's sad how accurate that comment is.

          • Red

            ha! funniest comment on here in……….well there's so few funny comments, i can't even remember.

        • failagain

          Hell, I think all it would take to improve things, is to have a little more Admin support. I'm not saying to censor comments and/or opinions, but maybe to reduce any personal attacks on people. There is a middle ground. (I hope it's in the middle of Nowhere) For now, just a tactful reply might do the trick. TGIF !!!!!!

      • Broseph Stalin

        Ok Chivers, after reading the bullshit comments and stupid shit that people say on here in the comments section I propose a solution. Now hear me out…. Sort these comments by thumbs. BOOM. Things that get violently thumbed down get moved to the very end. Things that are nice/uplifting/witty get moved to the first page. That way awesome you can skim the first page of awesome comments and if you want to continue into the darker side of the comments section, just keep on reading through the pages.

        Thumbs up for good idea, thumbs down for I'm an idiot.

        • Broseph Stalin

          Sorry, I'll grammer nazi myself on the "awesome" typo…..

        • Lenin and The Kids

          I don't feel you've yet grasped that the comments which are thumbed up the highest are most often the dumbest fucking comments and witty, intelligent arguments are usually thumbed down by the angry mobs who either cannot read more than one line of text, or cannot grasp the hilarious nature of said arguments.

          • Foosbah

            This.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Marry me?
            Truth though; a simple "That ass!" FiPo on a good pic can collect 300+ thumbs up easily.
            My brilliant comments on the other hand are quite often misunderstood and thumbed down.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • Oven Mitt

              Everything you said was true, until you related it to yourself.

              • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

                you just proved Paulas point tho

            • Spoony

              This is like the third time you've asked me to marry you, and – like I said before – you do not have nearly enough chloroform to pull that off. But you're still a lovable cunt.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                I've got pallets of rohypnol?

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – the one you love to hate

            • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

              At least a "Dat Ass" comment isn't telling someone they should have died. It's not the most profound thing in the world, but at least it's not rude.

            • Birdhaus32

              9 times out of 10 Paula actually puts up some good stuff but "thumbing" her down is what people do here as a sport. But I have noticed the rating going up so someone must be getting a chubby for you

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                Lately the 'sport' is thumbing me up regardless. Something magic is expected to happen when it reaches zero, or so it seems.

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – the one you love to hate

          • DWD

            Well, how about two rating systems. One a simply "Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down". (For the "MOAR, Find Her, etc." crowd) and another right below for "Clever, Weak"?

            • DWD

              Should elaborate, then an filter at the top of the comments to sort by top rated "clever" etc.

              • failagain

                Actually, this is a reply to Paula's next comment. I'm sorry.
                Paula, thanks for the suggestion, but that seems too Intense.
                I really want to read all of the comments and take it from there.
                However, I think a "Private Message" from the Admin would discourage any personal attacks on people.
                Just saying. You know who.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          There's other solutions; like an IntenseDebate option that, when applied, hides all comments with a negative rating. Chive has no say in how IntenseDebate works though so you'd have to contact them for that.
          Oh said option should have an 'are you sure' pop-up saying: "Warning: this option will hide most of Paula's comments. Are you sure? [No] [No]".

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • Comment Hijacker

            Tonight, SHE will be the one doing the raping.

            #1

    • Monk

      #33 is hypnotizing. Its like a new kind of underwear that I didn't even know about.

      • Birdhaus32

        I thought we were in the trust tree?

    • gig 'em

      #33 mmm…that's some special body…

    • Comment Rater

      Terrible.

      • Comment Rater

        even more terrible

        • Comment Rater

          i enjoy fingering, myself.
          is that wrong?

          • The Chivery

            No. All Chivers do.

            Chive on!

    • Crappola

      #33 Most are fine but 1 or two NSFW photos of her. "Tripson the Great"
      http://imgur.com/a/5knhT

      • bonered

        Thank you sir.

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.schultz3 Brandon Schultz

        thank you!! thats some hot ass

      • hMMMM

        Those aren't her real measurements. If the back half goes from 25" – 43", that's an 18" difference. So her front should be the same 18", except 25 – 18 = 7 extra inches, which she probably choked up the tape measure.

    • Moderator

      1st worthless comment.

    • Red

      This needs to be a weekly Chive feature.

    • pinky

      i love you!

  • mark

    That is a very tight Chivette tush

    #36

    • Comment Rater

      Weak as fuck.

    • Moderator

      2nd worthless comment

    • matt

      she needs to 86 those panties

    • Yeah, okay

      Lol @ the tan (possibly fake) lines under her bottom.

  • DanielB

    #8 Lucky bastard

    • NotaRacist

      it's not gay if it's your own balls.

      • HAHSO

        I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

    • Comment Rater

      What does that even mean in this context? So lame.

    • angry

      Dammit it's "your" own balls. Not "you're".

      • your you're nazi

        Ha, I never noticed that. Why in the fuck can't people spell simple words? I blame text messaging and MTV.

        • Guetsy

          i blame your mother

          • Claude M.

            so she turned you down, get over it.

      • DanielB

        Ha didnt even notice o.O

  • Z_b

    #34 new tees logo?

    • Kenai

      desktop background, at the very least

  • The King Of Pop

    Needs more Michael Jackson….

    • SweetAwesomeness

      #24

      • Just Sayin'

        Too much Michael Jackson…

        • DWD

          I found it to be *exactly* an appropriate amount of Michael Jackson.

  • CHVLVR

    #36
    nice

    • Comment Rater

      No fucking shit, thanks for sharing, dumbass.

    • Moderator

      3rd worthless comment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mdinh013 Minh Dinh

    #32 seems legit

    • Herro

      As soon as I see this photo I cringe with the knowledge that here comes this stereotypical response.

    • Comment Rater

      Recall overused meme, insert into photo. Close enough. Awful.

    • Juke Desmond

      really? that's the best you could come up with?

  • JuanCamdingo

    #30 – How the hell does this keep happening?
    #36 – Oh… that's how.

    • Moderator

      4th worthless comment

      • Comment Rater

        At least this made logical sense and was not a meme.

        • The Chivery

          Exactly. That's why we thumbed it down.

          Chive on!

    • TSM

      Well done, Sir

    • NebraskaGuy

      Nice!

    • Kidn

      are you referring to the ass or the alcohol?

  • Capitalsfan74

    They should do HQ DARs more often. Nothing quite like hi-res girls.

    • DWD

      Real life girls > Hi res girls.

      • The Chivery

        Yeah, but we're Chivers. We don't know how to talk to girls. We get nervous!

        Chive on!

        • Candid

          I get nervous when talking to really hot girls and I have bagged 10's. Getting nervous is fine, its whether you still try that makes the difference in the man. IMO

          • Top 5 Sexy Model Sex

            Ah, we see you're read the douchebag bible. We too, have read it. But we choose to speak not of our conquests.

            • Candid

              I wont even point out your typos. My point was not at all to 'speak of my conquests' it was to point out, being nervous when talking to a pretty girl is fine.

              • Number One Sex Lover

                Fair enough. And, in return, I will not point out your herpes – as both, my typos and your herpes, are rather blatant – and yet neither adds any real value to the conversation. Trudge on.

              • Capitalsfan74

                Typos? Really? That's the first part of your argument? For real?

        • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

          Speak for yourself.

  • Just Sayin'

    #2 #14 #30

    Satnav: Turn left now
    Drivers: uhh ok…OH SHI-!

    • Underhill

      #2 is ''flying the car'' on purpose. Some guys enjoy doing that. I try to keep mine
      on the ground at all times.

      • Just Sayin'

        #2 was originally a yellow truck sticking out of a building, much like 30. Then john was an asshat and changed it…luckily it was still valid 😛

  • MikeOmment

    #7 Male buttcrack is not cool.

    • Nick

      It is to some

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Sometimes there is a price to pay…..

    • Pwithc

      Both men appear to have squirrels in their asscracks

      • Ha.Ha.

        In all seriousness…why you looking at the male asscracks in such detail?

    • Stevo

      fail-win-win-fail

    • just sayin

      i think that was a gay test….you failed, i would have said why do the 2 in the middle have their tops on?

      • Kidn

        yeah, you're such an alpha.

        fucking dumbass.

    • BClovin

      My hometown!!!! I miss that place, can't wait to head home next weekend!

    • WhitneyB

      Glad to see more awesome Chivers on our lakes! Keep on!

      • CDN

        It's likely not even from BC…theChive likes to Photoshop wrong info on pictures, for example Scarlett from a few days ago.

        • D.licious

          This is my photo, made and submitted by me… in Kelowna.

  • damon

    We all have our tastes in women, #36 is the kind of butt I like,

    • Comment Rater

      No one gives a shit what you like. Seriously, are these people fucking braindead?

      • The Chivery

        Nope, we're Chivers(which means we're even stupider).

        Chive on!

      • its_forge

        Pray tell, you worthless pustulous boil on the ass of a useless ignorant fucking schmuck, what would you fucking LIKE the comment stream below a bunch of random pictures of goofy shit and partially-nude women to be about? Fuck you I couldn't possibly give a fuck what your answer is, you worthless floating turd.

    • Moderator

      5th worthless comment

    • Spoony

      *We all have our testes in women….

  • MikeOlmos

    #33
    Hamina, Hamina, Hamina.

    • Sir Mix Alot

      Only if shes 5'3"

      • _bigdeal

        as soon as i read it, quite out of my control, i suddenly heard..

        ohh-EE!oo-EE!

    • definitely not dub

      moar!

    • Comment Rater

      Some serious creativity right there. Douche.

    • Moderator

      6th worthless comment

    • 123sign

      she obviously didn't have a small enough tape for her bust measurements….. Good ass tho.

    • Ateka

      I don't consider myself an ass guy, but that girl is SEXY!

      • Question

        She has huge wide hips and no chest, and is probably five foot tall or less. What exactly do you find sexy about that?

        • Saint

          What ISN'T sexy about that?

          • Everything.

            Everything.

        • jayjayjojo

          Even if that's true, different strokes for different folks. WTF is your problem with someone liking something different from you?

          • Duder

            Tripson The Great – Imgur

            • Ha.Ha.

              Wow she has the worst case of kankles ever

          • Question

            I don't have a problem. I was just curious why people are into deformed hobbits, for curiosity's sake.

    • 2cool4skool

      More pics of here here: http://imgur.com/a/5knhT

      Not all SFW, some she's taking it in the back door. Just what we were all hoping for…

  • pablo_v

    #1
    Never know what him 'em
    -ghost from star craft

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Would love to see the follow on shots….

      • Dennis

        A gangbang!

    • yodaddy

      I was thinking that she is about to have that smile washed right off of her face

    • Jim R

      nice quote, love me some star craft

  • doublemeat

    Finally! Now I can go home.

    • Comment Rater

      Forever alone.

      • Moderator

        stupid comment.

        • Comment Rater

          YOU ARE NOT THE ONE WHO IS THE RATER.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #21
    Nailed it.

    • Comment Rater

      Haha, I see how you used a meme to make an unoriginal comment here! Like a boss!

    • Moderator

      too bad you can't say that about a woman.

    • Frenchgirl

      belongs to the site called cakewrecks^^

  • http://twitter.com/CaptainInfinity @CaptainInfinity

    #27 Do you see what the shortage of shirts is driving us to?

    • Ponzi

      Just check…up to $105. Helluva a black market

    • Seldi84

      Agreed. PRINT MORE SHIRTS PLEASE CHIVE.

      Also fuck that guy selling it, he's not a true chiver. A true chiver would be wearing it not selling it.

      • Diabolic

        Maybe he bought two or the wrong size. Even more important get the chives dick out of your mouth.

      • bab

        no a true chiver would be spending a hundred fucking dollars like a total moronic twat!

    • Çreep

      I have a feeling someone is fucking with that seller, if they get 91+, they need to take me out for a beer.

    • Guesty

      I don't think it's the shortage more than there are truly retarded people that should not be allowed on the internet. $91.00 for a fucking t-shirt…

    • Crappola

      Not all of us… just a few idiots with 90 bucks to spend cause they can't wait.

      • Falco09

        I'd bid if it wasn't an XL. Who's going to be able to actually wear that?

        • FolleRousse

          you can always fit in larger sized shirts its the small ones that become a problem. besides im sure we have some tall or large chivers. even so large shirts are great for turning into minidresses.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Really?I've worn xl shirts since like 10th grade

        • Ruffestneckaround

          Men…

    • yeah right

      that's the most pathetic thing i've ever seen.

    • t shirt guy

      i work at a t-shirt store and i'm just gonna make my own. it'll cost me about 5 bucks.
      mah ha.

    • lonin

      Bob is quietly smuggling shirts out of the new shipment as we speak.

    • airbornederekc

      Chive…… Why you no allow backorder?

    • Eh?

      People are really fucking stupid if they're willing to pay that much for a cheap t-shirt. I guess people's comments that the "typical Chivers" are becoming a cult weren't all that off-base.

      Fucking stupid.

    • TITO

      When I saw it I clicked to enter my bid 😀

  • http://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

    #12 is fucking awesome.

    • Crappola

      Because its John from the Chive or because of the giraffe with the US flag coming out it's ass?

      • de ja vu

        Ass licker

        • Crappola

          Well that's what I was trying to figure out, you glitch in matrix.

      • Ha.Ha.

        Flag isn't coming out of the giraffe's ass, John's holding it.

        And Katelyn Manchak….seriously??? You're really doing the W and the duckface??? What's the matter with you!?

  • JROC

    #33 its things like these that prevent war and ciaos

    • Blindsided5

      Chaos?

      • JROC

        uhhhhh yea i'm stoned

        • JD Marsh

          Doesn't make you a bad guy. ooooooovie!!

          • HAHSO

            DON'T BLAME RETARDATION ON DOPE, YOU DOPE.

    • Comment Rater

      An ass like that would prevent me from saying goodbyes in Italian, yes.

    • Moderator

      7th worthless comment

      • JHL1

        ^^6th, but thanks for playing

    • http://www.facebook.com/jasonthebombero Jason Skidmore

      Or start them….

    • 2cool4skool

      More pics of her here: http://imgur.com/a/5knhT

      Not all SFW, some she's taking it in the back door. Just what we were all hoping for…

  • Blindsided5

    #24 talk about a scary close comparison.

    • HAHSO

      REINCARNATION-THEY BOTH LIKED IT DOGGY STYLE.

    • Pen15 Club

      Weird request, but Ok……

      Scary close comparisons are when two subjects are so identical either through superficial or qualitative traits, that people may in fact find the correlation itself to be frightening.

    • Bollyver

      MJ dog says "that's just ignorance"

    • glitched

      wait that's a dog?

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      terrible comparison, this dog has way too much nose

  • mango reinhardt

    hey tay!

    • Tango Reinhardt

      Hey Gavo!

      • bango reinhardt

        Hey! I want to join this party! Sounds like fun!

    • Comment Rater

      I want to strangle you with your comment in your sleep.

      • mango reinhardt

        come at me bro…

        • Comment Rater

          My desire grows only stronger with your use of an ancient meme as a comeback.

          • mango reinhardt

            Comment Rater the high and mighty handing down life lessons. Good for you.

            • Tango Reinhardt

              Comment Rater the first and the alpha letting me know how it is. I'm enlightened. Thanks for that…….

  • DWD

    #30 Are you SURE it was left?

    • HAHSO

      HOW'S MY DRIVING.

    • Comment Rater

      Did you spend all of 5 seconds coming up with that gem?

      • DWD

        Actually like a good 10sec, sadly. If its any concession: I instantly regretted it.

        • Comment Rater

          Then I forgive you. Just don't do it again.

          • DWD

            Agreed.

  • joe

    Feel better John!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ enough

      Go suck his dick.

      • joe

        you're a fucking loser. go away.

  • Brother Maynard

    #36 And that's a good start to my weekend.

    • Comment Rater

      I feel sorry for you dude, when a photo of a girl you will never get with is what you look forward to, all week.

      • Foosbah

        agreed.

    • Moderator

      8th worthless comment

  • Mel Gibson

    #33 find her

    • Lev

      Google "tripson the great", enjoy.

      • LanceFabulous

        Good work sir.

      • DirtyDan

        http://imgur.com/a/5knhT
        Scroll down if you dare and see "tripson the back-door action"

        • Mel Gibson

          shit i remember this being on here awhile ago

    • HAHSO

      PLEASE SIR, CAN I HAVE SOME MOOOAAARR.
      PLEASE.

      • Guesty

        You sound like an 11 year old wanting an ice cream cone. Go to a fucking porn site already and stop posting this begging, weak ass shit.

        • HAHSO

          FUCK YOU 'GUESTY'.

          • guesty

            just because i like big sausages in my butt, you can't talk to me like that.

          • Guesty

            Keep begging like you've never seen a chick, 90% of the people on here are in your boat, you'll fit right in. The 10% that have seen a woman before will continue to mock you.

            • Guesty

              i enjoy swallowing my mans load.

            • Tony V

              Who are you? The official statistics guy of the Chive? Quit the superior "I've had sex multiple times so I am superior than most schtic.

              I'm sure most of the guys on here get laid. They obviously have high libidos, staring at pictures of half naked broads on here all day. Maybe porn has desensitized them, you know? Personally i like to leave something to the imagination. Take the stick out your ass guy.

            • its_forge

              I've had my hands on more (grown up, tyvm) women's bottoms than you'll ever imagine, troll, and I think you're a goddamn schmuck.

        • truthserum

          Have a good weekend Guesty!

          • Guesty

            you too

            • truthserum

              I will gobbling your cock… if you call me? Add me on Facebook?

              • Guesty

                Gobble Gobble Gobble

            • fail

              Ah. Guesty and truthserum.
              Be sure to have a good weekend, ASSWIPES
              2 Blowhards, blowing each other.
              As it should be because……….
              Your both COCKSUCKERS !!!!!!

        • FolleRousse

          sir i do believe that was the point… -.- classic literature reference towards classic beauty?

      • yeah right

        go get laid, you pathetic bitch.

    • Comment Rater

      I don't even want to rate this comment because it's so fucking dumb, but… what the hell…. It's fucking dumb and overused. Please never type anything again.

    • Moderator

      9th worthless comment

    • MassHole

      They make underware like that? I got to get out more.

      • its_forge

        This is what I am saying also.

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