Not your grandma’s China plates (20 Photos)

  • Paula_

    First. 2 easy. Yawn. No challenge. Chivers are slow people. Not gay though. And even if they were: so what.

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • ibangahapa

      @Paula_ Thumbs up for being hot, but severe thumbs down for gloating on first, but thumbs up for doing it nicer than anyone else, but also thumbs up for being hot again, but also thumbs down for your massive negative score, but then again, you're still hot…. It seems I am at odds.

  • chive

    "paula is to man as ebola is to monkey."

    • NebraskaGuy

      That would about sum it up!

    • Paula_

      "Paula is to man as pain is to ass"?

      – the one you love to hate

      • NebraskaGuy

        No, but you're close. It's more like 'Paula is to Chivers as hemorrhoids are to sphincters', but it's funny because you're also the sphincter!

  • Dan

    Sorry, but I wouldn't want any of these.

  • Tony

    Still not as gay as Twilight

  • Brian King

    #14 Just dont eat after midnight

  • NebraskaGuy

    #17 #18 I see what you did there …

    • @ABQLifer

      #17 Steve Jobs paid us off to bust him. So we did.

  • GernBlansten

    How to get a post on Chive all to yourself:

    -Photograph a common household object

    -Do a mediocre photoshop job imposing images from pop culture on household object

    -Insert a couple random web images that are loosely related

    -Make sure it is still not as gay as twilight

  • The_Marc

    ok…time to let me geek hang out…
    #1 #2 #4 #6 #9 #20 Would hang ALL of them on my wall and tip my cap to them every day…

  • Mattxav

    Who the hell is paula? She sound pretty stuck up, bet she think she hot, bet she not

  • MrRushing

    #4 #7 #10 #17 = Just the things I need to keep it classy.

  • Bless1

    #16- always wanted to eat my dinner of Elvira's titts.

  • Anonymous

    Paula is a granny chewing tobacco and munching clay to prove she is hot but honestly she is a ho and definitely she is gay too….:))

  • amplidudes

    yawn …

  • Chazz_B

    #18 the perfect gift for many of my peers haha

  • Garlic paste

    Bear gills says “Paula smells like dog poo and tastes like old ass shit” thumbs up for Paula the sexy old gay lady……she loves Poo piss eaters

  • Sped

    #18 That IS my grandma's china plate!

  • P90

    #11 #12 'I'd like a plate full of douche please'.

    • MAria

      Why is #11 a douche? Douche is who douche does….not who starts a revolution and proves now that capitalism got us nowhere….

      • mick0311

        He was a murdering sack of shit, and capitalism has brought more prosperity to more people than any other system in the history of the world. FACTS. Show me a prosperous communist country.

      • P90

        The type of people who have posters of him on their walls or have his face on a t-shirt are not only mostly douchebags they know nothing about him and are the sort of people he probably would have had murdered.

  • jrey81

    #4 is awesome. "At ease, bitches. I got this"

  • William

    #19 I don't get it.

  • Rich

    I'll take a set of #16 please.

  • MonkeyMadness

    How hard was this? You find a picture of a plate, half-ass slap on a badly cropped picture and VOILA! You got a new thread. *Yawn* Not impressed.

    • michi

      You are not supposed to be impressed, just amused! 🙂

      • MonkeyMadness

        I wasn't even amused. 😦

  • anonymous

    This should be a Berry post, not a Chive post

  • crazydog

    #4 like me, the bitches do….

  • rekevohn

    #7 is the only mildly cool thing in this post

    • Shane

      The artist is named Charles Krafft. He is a ceramic artist.

      • steve

        yea ? wow… story

  • Apollo!

    My grandmother is dead, thank you very much.

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