• http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • I love the Chive

      Paula, I fuckin hate you. Get a life.

    • Tava

      I find you mildly entertaining, and have yet to understand why it's cool to hate you.

  • asd


  • Dan

    Darwin Award! At least, one could hope.

    • Smitty

      Dont you have to die to be darwin'd?

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

        Nope, you have to remove you genes from the gene pool, that's the reward… For exemple, that guy that killed his first son by playing wrestling and making a bad neck hold. When he's telling the police how it hapenned, he took his second son by his side and showed it how he made it to the police officers before they could react and stop him, killing his second son.

        Darwin awards : where you make a bad name for yourself if you are still alive when receiving the price.

  • Anonymous

    Havent you ever seen Get Him to the Greek, that shit ends badly ha

  • Ryan

    What an idiot

  • Skinnypete5

    He's only got a broken back, who care's? WOOOOOOO!

    • Da Sandman

      from falling in apool….?

      • Skinnypete5

        I thought he clipped the edge of the pool as he fall in

  • davey

    Theres a better way to impress chicks than falling off a roof.
    Bake a cake.

  • http://twitter.com/davidfolske @davidfolske

    *Guy on Left*:

    -OH MY GOD!-
    YEAAAAAAAA *Fistpumps*

  • douchenomore

    This douche party makes me wonder…what do you call a collection of douches?

    A gaggle?
    A doucherie of douches?
    I feel a collective term is required…

    • kunst

      a shower

      • ros

        yep. a "shower" of douches. that's it. what's left is to be clever or funny for a moment but kunst nailed it.

    • reme

      How about a 'squeeze' of douches?
      A 'bag' of douches?
      A 'chive' of douches?

    • Steveystevesteve


      • Da Sandman

        nailed it

    • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

      Fact: A group of Hippos are referred to as a "Bloat" (thanks National Geographic)
      Personal opinion: Optional term for a Douchebag is a "Scrote"
      Conclusion: A group of Douchebags can be referred to as a "Scrote Bloat"

      • Lowrent75

        You just won the internet.

        • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

          Hoooray! Thanks!

          I'd like to thank all the "Flatus Vaginalis Scrotum" from Jersey…and around the world.

    • JAFitC

      A duckface of douches?

    • Megatron

      The correct term is a "queef of douches"

  • http://www.guvenlikhizmetleri.org/ poyraz

    its interesting

  • MonkeyMadness

    Wow. Roof jump? Not hardly. He fell. Big deal.

    • youareanidiot

      That's the point, dipshit.

      • MonkeyMadness

        No, really? Thanks for pointing that out, asswipe.
        This video was just a waste of time posting it.

  • Nick C Bell

    I bet he tries to blame it on gravity.

    • HeyJewed

      Come on man. Just like evolution and global warming, everyone knows that gravity was invented by liberals through their "science" as a way for them to pretend like they know how the world works. He didn't fall because of gravity… Everyone knows he fell because it was part of God's plan. o.0

      • The_Dood

        Cannot thumb this up enough.

  • jsklajsl

    L-A-M-E even if he did make it right.

  • sidewinder86

    Nailed it !… More like fell in it!

  • DanielB


  • Brother Maynard

    Maybe 5 brain cells in the whole crowd.

  • who knew

    Meh, have done and seen better.

  • NebraskaGuy

    I love it when I see idiots do this stuff.
    It's natural selection at work thinning the herd of idiots, creating a stronger gene pool for the future of the human race.

    It's also funny to watch.

  • Kidn

    There are so many clever things I could say about him pulling himself out of the gene pool.. I don't know which one to go with.

  • matthias806

    thought he was a goner after that

  • aNOMaly


  • MeowMix

    he absolutely nailed it. if he went in any other way je would have broken something when he hit the bottom. dude is lucky.

  • radier1

    uhh, is this in Lubbock??

  • http://www.booksie.com/bouncearound BounceAround

    Ouch! They say he nailed it, but it didn't look just so. Didn't he hit the side as well? Fuck imagine that pain!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mario8732 Mario Alberto Rdz Vela

    Ummm… okay?

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