Soooo…. you got wasted (28 Photos)

  • Harold Merkin

    Party on Chive!

    • JROC

      party on Garth.

      • bMorris

        party on Wayne

        • Sheng Long

          Party on the summit of Mt. Everest where we will slide all the way down and the ones who survive will rule the world and fuck all the bitches.

          • Sonny

            Chivers party like bitches.

  • Parrish Alan Dunnaway

    I like #13!

    • Miracool

      Yea, I would give anything for those 2 …. bottles

      • Miracool

        Forever alone….

    • patov40

      Isn't it cute when girls think they can drink. B)

    • clay

      Bacardi and Burnett's… they are about to have a rough morning after.

  • D_pp

    Sunday party!

  • Dan

    #26 You guys are dickheads. I hope he fucks you over.

    • FolleRousse

      I would much rather uv marker than sharpie.

    • Maytrix

      While they may be dickheads, he's rather stupid for 1) Passing out so much and 2) Keeping friends who do this.

    • plaasic trashtic

      what a fuck! what a dead Fuck!!!! dead faced fuck rod death fuck from death cunt fuckwads!!!! thats a cocking doozy of a bitched out thing too do too a man, who drinks!!!

    • fuzzybeard2016

      Shit, I think it's AWESOME that they thought to use an UV marker! They get to have their fun, and their canvas doesn't need to wear a bog over their head for a few days while the ink fades.

    • Crankgorilla WorldFamous

      Spoken like a dude who sleeps around drunk people. Shut the fuck up. Whiny bitch.

  • CasperSack

    #2 subway the best drunk food

    • dash

      there must not be any good pizza places near you, cause pizza is by far the best drunk food.

      • anon

        compromise here! Subway AND pizza are the best drunk foods… or the pizza sub is!? 😉

        • Gutterville

          Both wrong doner kebab is the best drunk food, well it is in the UK

    • Paul

      but don't they close around 10. that would need to be an early drunk.

    • DCBizzle

      My friend went to subway hammered and ordered just cheese on his sub lol

      • Nate

        great story bro, its called a cheese sandwich. pretty crazy shit

    • Dude...

      WHITE CASTLE. Winning

    • DistractedColoradan

      Not the best food but open all night and is willing to put up with a lot of BS before you get kicked out:)

  • EdWood

    And all the Kings men………
    Couldn't hold Humpty together again.!

    • tjuset

      One thing for sure…he is not drunk! Probably rested on his heels and keeled over. Allmost happened to me once!

      • SmokeyTheBear

        "Is he dead?"
        "I don't know I can't move."
        "Fuck it"

  • AssClown

    #26 Damn theChive logo…

  • Nagrom Elyk

    I really just don't like to get drunk.

    • Marklar

      Good for you asshole

      • Sonny

        shut the fuck up, tool.

  • AssClown

    #20 Is that a naked guy lying on the right?

  • AssClown

    #27 "I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay."

    • its_forge 107p

      Stop hating ! I can do watever i want.

  • Henrik

    #24 I hope all of those bottles are filled with beer.

    • Foreverwaiting


  • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

    #18 Jack Daniels, proudly making women a few shots away from lesbianism since 1875

  • Malacoda

    this is far from epic…. unless you meant epic failure.

  • goonertilidie

    #4 Looks like the kid from Jurassic Park and The Pacific

    • jeralin

      Nah, looks more like Rory Williams.

    • Travis


  • Shorthairlover


    What's the story behind that one?

    • Foreverwaiting

      He cut of his bloodcirculation by standing on his heels. It happened at a danish court ball

      * (its in danish, though)

    • john connor

      yep, if you lock your knees out and stand centered on your heels rather than the balls of your feet, you lose circulation and will pass out asap.

    • marcopolo0109

      He locked his knees, classic mistake in formation!

    • fuzzybeard2016

      ODed on akavit.

    • Shorthairlover

      Cheers guys. 🙂

  • Rose3191

    #3 Have you ever been so drunk you started floating?

    • AssClown

      Have you ever been so drunk that you thought a guy was floating instead of sneak-attacking the theChive logo? :p

    • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

      "you stole fizzy lifting drinks!"

      • Daith_Lee

        You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

        That one rant at the end will always be awesome.


    #11 Who's the wasted one? 🙂

  • Scoliodon

    #1 Such a shame…they deserve better 🙂

    • JAFitC

      Thumbs up to volunteer!

  • The_Marc

    #11 …..the fuck?!

  • Vegasfacb

    #24 Nice prank! Oh wait… bout u guys drink a couple more  n not use full beers on ur “look how much we’ve drank” outline prank. 

  • no thnk u

    #20 Sausage fest ,just like the chive meet up.

    • knobs34

      was just about to post the same thing.

  • its_forge 107p

    #27 That`s me in pink ! Don't hate.

  • chrisdg74

    #13 – Dragonberry rum….om nom nom/

  • TBM

    #22 too much 'splaning going on here.

  • Hand Of Fate 127p

    My wife is a model and she is the hottest ,i don't care about the gonorrhea.

    • uthemoron

      127p???the hell is that shit.

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