Chinese water parks look cozy (9 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/chrisatrice69 Christopher DeMunbrun

    I would pee in the pool just so I can feel better about swimming in other people's pee…just saying.

    • zacherius

      its like a giant golden… bath??

    • AssClown

      I'm pretty sure there will also be a couple of "floaters" floating around there somewhere…just saying

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000117155203 Bryan McCutchan

        Like dead kids?

        • Andre Dawson, #8 CC

          I couldn't help laughing at that- Bryan u evil bastard

          • Jay

            Nor could I.

            • steve

              same here lol

      • Bongzilla420

        Like a chocolate payday

    • http://yourmom.com APPLE

      Bear would approve!

  • Michael JT Knox

    No thanks…

  • Oliver Klosov

    Looks like fun…not.

    • Ckris King

      Looks like profit …….A LOT !!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      1995 called, they want their comment back.

      • Rightclicksaveas

        very nice!!

      • oliverklosov

        2002 called they want theirs back too.

        • _bigdeal

          lol

  • xDV8x

    Marco!!

    • Saga

      Polo

    • SkyVader

      Poro!

      • AmBush Steve

        Lmao.

        • xDV8x

          I see what you did there.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        today you win the internets!!!

      • The El' Conquistador

        Thats Lacist….

  • SitVisVobiscum

    So Much Pee…. *blech*

  • Kevin

    Too many for me!!!

  • scharfy

    #8
    Lower left corner… FIND HER!!

    • Waylon

      Half a billion others just like her

      • scharfy

        Assume I already know that, then read it again.
        (*sigh* sarcasm doesn't translate well on the interwebs)

        • Lucas

          you sound smart

        • AmBush Steve

          Someone needs to come up with a sarcasm font. I run into that trouble all the time.

          • davidM

            I thought italics was the sarcasm indicator. Now how to do that, don't know.

            • The_Dood

              Does this work?

              • The_Dood

                Sure does… use < i > before the phrase and < / i > after the phrase. Without the spaces obviously.

  • AssClown

    #1 You can totally touch some boobage in there!!!

    • MAX-POW

      YOU ARE VERY CREEPY SIR

    • Slappy

      Tiny Asian boobage

    • Blake

      Or a butt

      • bob

        or get a "stinky finger"

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yeahhh…. Just try and find her out of a billion people. Good luck with that one, AssClown.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000349369337 Rick Van de Schepop

    Too.. many.. people.., this must be the best way to catch an ugly rash ;/

  • nednarb

    i am always afraid this is what will happen when i pour my rice into the water.

    • TheAndychrist

      BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • AssClown

    I take it Asians can't swim for shit…

    • Waylon

      No one can swim when they are being held underwater by 10k floaties

    • HalP

      They don't have to swim. The just have to stand on the bodies of people who drowned under that Floatypocalyse.

      • VforBond

        Theres not many times when i read comments and actually laugh out loud. This was one of them. Thank you

    • Paul

      The pool is 4 ft deep….

      • Silentstatic

        … in a country where the average height there is 3'5", that blows….

        • TheAndychrist

          Now that's comedy.

  • ellenD

    yeahhhh… I think I'll pass.
    although, I would like to do a cannonball right into the middle of #1

    • daveh873

      I'm pretty sure anywhere you jump in will be in the middle of a whole lot of # 1

    • The_Dood

      That would hurt. Not as much as it would hurt them though.

    • andintheend

      CANNONBAARRRRRRR!!!!

      • Jay

        haha

  • Oliver Klosov

    #5 WTF are they cheering!!!

    • Waylon

      TheChive of course

    • OhOkayThen

      GIVE ME A P! GIVE ME AN E! GIVE ME ANOTHER E!

    • http://twitter.com/beavis8abird @beavis8abird

      That they aren't in the pool

  • EasternCanuck

    Thats NUCKING FUTS…. except for #5

    • The_Dood

      I though that was the craziest one. Look out there, they all failed the gay test.

  • KIMMY

    #8 AND ALL THE REST…. THE WATER MUST BE ATLEAST 50% PISS!!! FUCK THAT!!

    • The_Dood

      It's almost all P and no H!!!

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #5 #6 Water is not supposed to be that green color. It looks almost like if you jump in there is a possibility you get either an immuno deficiency or super powers.

    • KyleGamgee

      Yellow and Blue make Green.

  • Oliver Klosov

    #3 Good luck finding the one that is drowning.

    • KyleGamgee

      That was my thought: How many deaths is an acceptable frequency?

      <1 per month = Exceeds Expectations

    • Silentstatic

      actually it should be pretty easy. look for any swimmer NOT in a tube and then proceed to rescue said swimmer. In that pic I notice one front and center. except I wouldn't save that one since the guy to his right is ratting him out for peeing.

  • Bless1

    #8- a Bear Grils wonderland!

  • jerkstore_

    Doodie!!!

    • Awesome

      It's no big deal!

  • yo yo ma

    Nothing says a relaxing day out like rubbing up against a thousand strangers in green pee-water.

    • Silentstatic

      your comment is missing a piece. let me revise it for you. "thousand *female* strangers"

  • NothingToSeeHere

    Seriously… the water is GREEN! Eeewwww…..

    • Admiral Ackbar

      You know what they say….Yellow and Blue make green!

    • SkyVader

      It's the color of The Chive's background!

  • laxcat36

    I need a bird flu vaccine just looking at this.

  • Do0zer

    #8 Grope fest.

  • subscribetoNun

    Saw one of these on USA Today last week. Just crazy.

    Siberia beware!! The China-men are coming.

    • atlantaburning

      WW3 is coming.

  • Ken

    Surrounded by all those Asian women… I'm there!

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