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Chinese water parks look cozy (9 Photos)

August 22, 2011 | In: FAIL, Mind Blowing, Travel

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http://www.facebook.com/chrisatrice69 Christopher DeMunbrun

I would pee in the pool just so I can feel better about swimming in other people's pee…just saying.

zacherius

its like a giant golden… bath??
AssClown

I'm pretty sure there will also be a couple of "floaters" floating around there somewhere…just saying

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000117155203 Bryan McCutchan

Like dead kids?

Andre Dawson, #8 CC

I couldn't help laughing at that- Bryan u evil bastard

Jay

Nor could I.

steve

same here lol

Bongzilla420

Like a chocolate payday

http://yourmom.com APPLE

Bear would approve!

Michael JT Knox

No thanks…
Oliver Klosov

Looks like fun…not.

Ckris King

Looks like profit …….A LOT !!
http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

1995 called, they want their comment back.

Rightclicksaveas

very nice!!
oliverklosov

2002 called they want theirs back too.

_bigdeal

lol

xDV8x

Marco!!

Saga

Polo
SkyVader

Poro!

AmBush Steve

Lmao.

xDV8x

I see what you did there.

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

today you win the internets!!!
The El' Conquistador

Thats Lacist….

SitVisVobiscum

So Much Pee…. *blech*
Kevin

Too many for me!!!
scharfy

#8
Lower left corner… FIND HER!!

Waylon

Half a billion others just like her

scharfy

Assume I already know that, then read it again.
(*sigh* sarcasm doesn't translate well on the interwebs)

Lucas

you sound smart
AmBush Steve

Someone needs to come up with a sarcasm font. I run into that trouble all the time.

davidM

I thought italics was the sarcasm indicator. Now how to do that, don't know.

The_Dood

Does this work?

The_Dood

Sure does… use < i > before the phrase and < / i > after the phrase. Without the spaces obviously.

AssClown

#1 You can totally touch some boobage in there!!!

MAX-POW

YOU ARE VERY CREEPY SIR
Slappy

Tiny Asian boobage
Blake

Or a butt

bob

or get a "stinky finger"

MonkeyMadness

Yeahhh…. Just try and find her out of a billion people. Good luck with that one, AssClown.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000349369337 Rick Van de Schepop

Too.. many.. people.., this must be the best way to catch an ugly rash ;/
nednarb

i am always afraid this is what will happen when i pour my rice into the water.

TheAndychrist

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

AssClown

I take it Asians can't swim for shit…

Waylon

No one can swim when they are being held underwater by 10k floaties
HalP

They don't have to swim. The just have to stand on the bodies of people who drowned under that Floatypocalyse.

VforBond

Theres not many times when i read comments and actually laugh out loud. This was one of them. Thank you

Paul

The pool is 4 ft deep….

Silentstatic

… in a country where the average height there is 3'5", that blows….

TheAndychrist

Now that's comedy.

ellenD

yeahhhh… I think I'll pass.
although, I would like to do a cannonball right into the middle of #1

daveh873

I'm pretty sure anywhere you jump in will be in the middle of a whole lot of # 1
The_Dood

That would hurt. Not as much as it would hurt them though.
andintheend

CANNONBAARRRRRRR!!!!

Jay

haha

Oliver Klosov

#5 WTF are they cheering!!!

Waylon

TheChive of course
OhOkayThen

GIVE ME A P! GIVE ME AN E! GIVE ME ANOTHER E!
http://twitter.com/beavis8abird @beavis8abird

That they aren't in the pool

EasternCanuck

Thats NUCKING FUTS…. except for #5

The_Dood

I though that was the craziest one. Look out there, they all failed the gay test.

KIMMY

#8 AND ALL THE REST…. THE WATER MUST BE ATLEAST 50% PISS!!! FUCK THAT!!

The_Dood

It's almost all P and no H!!!

http://man-lair.com Stafferty

#5 #6 Water is not supposed to be that green color. It looks almost like if you jump in there is a possibility you get either an immuno deficiency or super powers.

KyleGamgee

Yellow and Blue make Green.

Oliver Klosov

#3 Good luck finding the one that is drowning.

KyleGamgee

That was my thought: How many deaths is an acceptable frequency?

<1 per month = Exceeds Expectations
Silentstatic

actually it should be pretty easy. look for any swimmer NOT in a tube and then proceed to rescue said swimmer. In that pic I notice one front and center. except I wouldn't save that one since the guy to his right is ratting him out for peeing.

Bless1

#8- a Bear Grils wonderland!
jerkstore_

Doodie!!!

Awesome

It's no big deal!

yo yo ma

Nothing says a relaxing day out like rubbing up against a thousand strangers in green pee-water.

Silentstatic

your comment is missing a piece. let me revise it for you. "thousand *female* strangers"

NothingToSeeHere

Seriously… the water is GREEN! Eeewwww…..

Admiral Ackbar

You know what they say….Yellow and Blue make green!
SkyVader

It's the color of The Chive's background!

laxcat36

I need a bird flu vaccine just looking at this.
Do0zer

#8 Grope fest.
subscribetoNun

Saw one of these on USA Today last week. Just crazy.

Siberia beware!! The China-men are coming.

atlantaburning

WW3 is coming.

Ken

Surrounded by all those Asian women… I'm there!

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