August 22, 2011 |
In: FAIL, Mind Blowing, Travel
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I would pee in the pool just so I can feel better about swimming in other people's pee…just saying.
its like a giant golden… bath??
I'm pretty sure there will also be a couple of "floaters" floating around there somewhere…just saying
Like dead kids?
I couldn't help laughing at that- Bryan u evil bastard
Nor could I.
same here lol
Like a chocolate payday
Bear would approve!
Looks like fun…not.
Looks like profit …….A LOT !!
1995 called, they want their comment back.
2002 called they want theirs back too.
I see what you did there.
today you win the internets!!!
So Much Pee…. *blech*
Too many for me!!!
Lower left corner… FIND HER!!
Half a billion others just like her
Assume I already know that, then read it again.
(*sigh* sarcasm doesn't translate well on the interwebs)
you sound smart
Someone needs to come up with a sarcasm font. I run into that trouble all the time.
I thought italics was the sarcasm indicator. Now how to do that, don't know.
Does this work?
Sure does… use < i > before the phrase and < / i > after the phrase. Without the spaces obviously.
#1 You can totally touch some boobage in there!!!
YOU ARE VERY CREEPY SIR
Tiny Asian boobage
Or a butt
or get a "stinky finger"
Yeahhh…. Just try and find her out of a billion people. Good luck with that one, AssClown.
Too.. many.. people.., this must be the best way to catch an ugly rash ;/
i am always afraid this is what will happen when i pour my rice into the water.
I take it Asians can't swim for shit…
No one can swim when they are being held underwater by 10k floaties
They don't have to swim. The just have to stand on the bodies of people who drowned under that Floatypocalyse.
Theres not many times when i read comments and actually laugh out loud. This was one of them. Thank you
The pool is 4 ft deep….
… in a country where the average height there is 3'5", that blows….
Now that's comedy.
yeahhhh… I think I'll pass.
although, I would like to do a cannonball right into the middle of #1
I'm pretty sure anywhere you jump in will be in the middle of a whole lot of # 1
That would hurt. Not as much as it would hurt them though.
#5 WTF are they cheering!!!
TheChive of course
GIVE ME A P! GIVE ME AN E! GIVE ME ANOTHER E!
That they aren't in the pool
Thats NUCKING FUTS…. except for #5
I though that was the craziest one. Look out there, they all failed the gay test.
#8 AND ALL THE REST…. THE WATER MUST BE ATLEAST 50% PISS!!! FUCK THAT!!
It's almost all P and no H!!!
#5 #6 Water is not supposed to be that green color. It looks almost like if you jump in there is a possibility you get either an immuno deficiency or super powers.
Yellow and Blue make Green.
#3 Good luck finding the one that is drowning.
That was my thought: How many deaths is an acceptable frequency?
<1 per month = Exceeds Expectations
actually it should be pretty easy. look for any swimmer NOT in a tube and then proceed to rescue said swimmer. In that pic I notice one front and center. except I wouldn't save that one since the guy to his right is ratting him out for peeing.
#8- a Bear Grils wonderland!
It's no big deal!
Nothing says a relaxing day out like rubbing up against a thousand strangers in green pee-water.
your comment is missing a piece. let me revise it for you. "thousand *female* strangers"
Seriously… the water is GREEN! Eeewwww…..
You know what they say….Yellow and Blue make green!
It's the color of The Chive's background!
I need a bird flu vaccine just looking at this.
#8 Grope fest.
Saw one of these on USA Today last week. Just crazy.
Siberia beware!! The China-men are coming.
WW3 is coming.
Surrounded by all those Asian women… I'm there!
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