Chinese water parks look cozy (9 Photos)

  • DrChimRichalds

    Oh, this tube has a blue fish on it! I'll take that one. You know, to express my individuality!

  • Tommy2X4

    #5 Two blondes? Do they import the cheer leaders?

    • Hey

      Anything we can give them to shrink the trade deficit

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  • BeanMan

    Ehhhh. I've seen more people jammed in a Mexican farm van

  • NaNaNaMatmaN

    “Radies and gentleman, can I prease have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news rory, and I need ARR of you to stop what your doing and risten… CANNONBARRR!”

  • Matt W

    As an Asian man I'd come for the water park and stay for the white cheerleaders.

  • GernBlansten

    Heebie jeebies achievement unlocked.

    Damn I hate crowds….

  • RGT1026

    Price of Family Admission: One daughter.

  • RGT1026

    Price of Family admission: 1 daughter. No probrem.

  • EfromWV

    It looks like a big bowl of fruit loops to me… But with green milk…

  • Sapphirestarstone

    that look SO dangerous! Regardless of what race they are, that is CRAZY!!

  • OwnerOfYou

    #8 Lower left, striped bikini. Find Her.

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  • CrazyAzn89

    #3 #4 Someone could be drowning and no one would no because there's too many people. Even with Life Guards they can't get to that person drowning because it's pack full of people.

  • scpr

    easy to sneak a few feels in that pool….

  • Danielle

    Wonder how many people drown a day

  • Whiskey Tango

    I imagine the zombie apocalypse will start in a park like this.

  • Shannan Crews

    I bet that pool is nice and warm. And I am not talking about the body heat that is produced in it.

  • dahdah

    People have to die daily there from going under accidentally then never being able to come back up

  • Lia

    Waterparks can be great fun…if you’re thin, tan and beautiful…or a kid…but there is no way in hell I’d even put my pinky toe in that stuff. I doubt that there’s enough chlorine in china to take care of that mess! That’s just disgusting! Except to the child molesters out there…apparently…

  • steve

    fuckers must be fucking like fucking motherfucking rabbits for fuck sake

  • steve

    what about all the gook ass grease thats floating on top….

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  • AlanPanas

    I was wondering about that myself

  • Jim

    "I tested the pH levels this morning, it was almost all pee, no H!!!"

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