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August 22, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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I know we put this up already, but I just couldn’t help myself.
I NEED NUMBER 12
Right?! That is amazing!
Legit. I'm like addicted to chewing ice cubes (actually chewing as we speak, hahaha)
And that would just make it all seem soooo legit.
Perhaps you could say "legit" a few more times. That would be so totally *legit*.
i wish i could give you more than 1 thumb … legit
Randy, you can with the checkmark of approval √
I guess you can be…..
next time put a # in front of your 12 so I know what you're talking about and don't have scroll back up to see whats so "legit."
Laziness is not legit.
screw #12 I Need #3
To use as a dildo
OMG I need Katelyn, seriously, I invite everyone to have a good lech at her !
wtf…two hot chicks in the first comment page…
Katelyn, I agree and approve completely √
you can get 'em from Thinkgeek. HTH.
#1 Hate all you want, I love me some Katy Perry!
haha dammit.. #2 !!
#1 like a carny
You know, when you're signed in under your Intense Debate profile and you post a message, you have the option to delete it and repost, rather than getting thumbed down. Hell, I miss a photo number on occasion and rather than becoming troll-bait, I just delete it and re-post. Easy
See what happens now John? I warned you about you losing yourself in the 'Sexy Chivers Selection Process' as you call it. I warned you several times, but you listen? Nooooo you didn't.
You should have kept the door unlocked so we would have found your dehydrated body sooner. It's pure luck we found you when we were peeking trough the window.
We're worried about you. I've canceled your next shipment of Kleenex; this has to stop.
- the one who told you so
Give him some sand paper instead of kleenex if u really want to get rid of his habit.
We've actually tried that. He didn't notice until he fainted because of the blood loss.
Also; if he ever wants to shake your hand: DON'T!! He'll (unintentionally) break every single one of your fingers.
- the one you love to hate
i'm surprised he hasn't broken his weener yet :p
I think he steals and drinks vampire blood from True Blood; he always heals so quickly…
are you sure its vampire's blood & not some rodent blood.
So John is Gay. It all makes sense now.
- the one you love to hate
Bake me a cake Luke!
#18 I don't get it…
what the original trilogy, if u still don't get it.. come back and ask again
I've watch Star Wars dozens of times… it's the other part of the joke I don't get.
Some people go out of their way to find gay propaganda in movies.
When you have people over, sometimes you prepare food. Luke and Han are in the kitchen.
Its what Han yells to Luke while rescuing Leia in the prison cells in A New Hope, so they put it in a more real world scenario. The joke isn't particularly funny.
that was all accurate, except for the part about the joke not being funny.
It would make more sense if it was Leia.
Me neither. Stuff being posted never stopped em before
#20 Bowser's officially fucked.
@ remark below #18: yeah…. 'cause you guys never repost. Ever. Hmppfff!!!
Who are you kidding Bob, DMA photos also appear in the DAR on the very same day…
- may the batter be with you
Speaking of batter, mine is great! But it takes a lot of kneading.
Hate to be that guy BUT, you knead dough not batter.
For the first time ever, I agree with Paula. The Chive re-posts ALL the time. And how much weight has PATTY lost!? C'mon!
Wondered about that too. My guess is, nothing really happened there.
#6 very cool!
the thought, "i want that" came up several times. mainly for #14. and also the bacon mountain in #3.
#14 looks claustrophobic…
To me, it looks like heaven. "I've always imagined heaven to be a kind of library"
— Gabriel García Márquez
YES. you just quoted one of my favorite authors. you, my friend, are awesome.
#12 I was not thinking guns when I first saw that. Damn!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! rofl ! xD
To be honest those ice cubes look nothing like an AK-47 but my eye balls could be broken.
#14 Come with me to my nerd cave. We will read together.
oh come on! there's nothing nerdy about it. stop feeling so threatened whenever you see a bookshelf.:p
personally i love anything that has a roof window
me no like book. me cool bra. u read is dumb
like text. like move hair out of face while text. me like say catch phrase.
#10 should have been on the edge of the roof.
More like: "MeooOOoOooOOOOWWWWW!!!" >SPLAT<
ohhh paula you so silly.
#22 welp i dont think that kid is going to have kids in the future
#21 Fuck Bitches, Get Turtles.
Minus the hipster that is a guys best friend. #3
"yaay i found the source of all bacon"
#2 Helping young boys make good use of their morning wood…
There should be a planet of the apes joke in there.
Yeah… I was thinking that, or something about "spanking the monkey" but it seemed a little obvious.
Rise of the morning wood?
If it was a human?
get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty pervert
#11 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
^ Your typical dumbass chiver.
Haha! his name is Dan, What a tool.
#5 Roll em up
#3 yes BACON
#20 Mother of God….. Why hasn't Nintendo thought of this yet??
#2 That monkey ain't stupid!
yeah, he knows where the wallet is hidden :p
Also, Katy just strikes me as someone who would be awesome to hang out with. She seems so fun to be around.
yeh, ur right those tits are awesome.
I hope you mean Ape! Good to see he likes big boobs too.
#3 the making of an epic meal!
i find all of the salted cured meats to be very erotic
"Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day."
#2 proof that everyone and everything loves tits.
You mean proof that everyone and everything loves Katy Perry's tits.
Suck my small dong !
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