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Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

August 22, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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: I know we put this up already, but I just couldn’t help myself.

http://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

OMG
I NEED NUMBER 12

Catence

Right?! That is amazing!

http://www.facebook.com/katelyn.manchak Katelyn Manchak

Legit. I'm like addicted to chewing ice cubes (actually chewing as we speak, hahaha)
And that would just make it all seem soooo legit.

http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

Perhaps you could say "legit" a few more times. That would be so totally *legit*.

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

i wish i could give you more than 1 thumb … legit

WirelessCable

Randy, you can with the checkmark of approval √

FLHomesteader

I guess you can be…..

Too Legit

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1203540143 Josh Haddix

next time put a # in front of your 12 so I know what you're talking about and don't have scroll back up to see whats so "legit."

Queue

Laziness is not legit.

http://www.writesomethingfunny.com trboerger

screw #12 I Need #3
Biblugiolu

To use as a dildo
Stevo

OMG I need Katelyn, seriously, I invite everyone to have a good lech at her !
http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

wtf…two hot chicks in the first comment page…
WirelessCable

Katelyn, I agree and approve completely √
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=578060888 William Kaestner

I concur
matt

you can get 'em from Thinkgeek. HTH.

MonkeyMadness

#1 Hate all you want, I love me some Katy Perry!

MonkeyMadness

haha dammit.. #2 !!
http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

#1 like a carny
NebraskaGuy

You know, when you're signed in under your Intense Debate profile and you post a message, you have the option to delete it and repost, rather than getting thumbed down. Hell, I miss a photo number on occasion and rather than becoming troll-bait, I just delete it and re-post. Easy

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

See what happens now John? I warned you about you losing yourself in the 'Sexy Chivers Selection Process' as you call it. I warned you several times, but you listen? Nooooo you didn't.
You should have kept the door unlocked so we would have found your dehydrated body sooner. It's pure luck we found you when we were peeking trough the window.

We're worried about you. I've canceled your next shipment of Kleenex; this has to stop.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one who told you so

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

Give him some sand paper instead of kleenex if u really want to get rid of his habit.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

We've actually tried that. He didn't notice until he fainted because of the blood loss.

Also; if he ever wants to shake your hand: DON'T!! He'll (unintentionally) break every single one of your fingers.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

i'm surprised he hasn't broken his weener yet :p

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

I think he steals and drinks vampire blood from True Blood; he always heals so quickly…

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

are you sure its vampire's blood & not some rodent blood.
ftw

So John is Gay. It all makes sense now.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Wut?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Darth oven

Bake me a cake Luke!
Jake

#18 I don't get it…

james

what the original trilogy, if u still don't get it.. come back and ask again

Jake

I've watch Star Wars dozens of times… it's the other part of the joke I don't get.

Dan

Some people go out of their way to find gay propaganda in movies.
Oblivious

When you have people over, sometimes you prepare food. Luke and Han are in the kitchen.
JAS

Its what Han yells to Luke while rescuing Leia in the prison cells in A New Hope, so they put it in a more real world scenario. The joke isn't particularly funny.

Pwithc

that was all accurate, except for the part about the joke not being funny.

Dan

It would make more sense if it was Leia.
Paul

Me neither. Stuff being posted never stopped em before

…

#21 peyote.
saucypants

#20 Bowser's officially fucked.
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

@ remark below #18: yeah…. 'cause you guys never repost. Ever. Hmppfff!!!
Who are you kidding Bob, DMA photos also appear in the DAR on the very same day…

Hugs,
Paula
- may the batter be with you

varlotto

Speaking of batter, mine is great! But it takes a lot of kneading.

TheAndychrist

Hate to be that guy BUT, you knead dough not batter.

Sko

STFU, Douchebag
SlimShady

For the first time ever, I agree with Paula. The Chive re-posts ALL the time. And how much weight has PATTY lost!? C'mon!

Lev

Wondered about that too. My guess is, nothing really happened there.

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

#6 very cool!
Sarah Jay

the thought, "i want that" came up several times. mainly for #14. and also the bacon mountain in #3.

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

#14 looks claustrophobic…

zino13

To me, it looks like heaven. "I've always imagined heaven to be a kind of library"
— Gabriel García Márquez

Sarah Jay

YES. you just quoted one of my favorite authors. you, my friend, are awesome.

Lise

#12 I was not thinking guns when I first saw that. Damn!

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! rofl ! xD
7.62×39

To be honest those ice cubes look nothing like an AK-47 but my eye balls could be broken.

tawhitlow

#14 Come with me to my nerd cave. We will read together.

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

oh come on! there's nothing nerdy about it. stop feeling so threatened whenever you see a bookshelf.:p

Juiol

Ding ding

varlotto

personally i love anything that has a roof window
bab

me no like book. me cool bra. u read is dumb

_bigdeal

like text. like move hair out of face while text. me like say catch phrase.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

#10 should have been on the edge of the roof.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

Boooooooo !!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

More like: "MeooOOoOooOOOOWWWWW!!!" >SPLAT<

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

http://sno0bs.wordpress.com snoobs89

ohhh paula you so silly.

newt

#22 welp i dont think that kid is going to have kids in the future
Herp Derp

#21 Fuck Bitches, Get Turtles.
Joe

Minus the hipster that is a guys best friend. #3

http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

"yaay i found the source of all bacon"

HeyJewed

#2 Helping young boys make good use of their morning wood…

Chase

There should be a planet of the apes joke in there.

HeyJewed

Yeah… I was thinking that, or something about "spanking the monkey" but it seemed a little obvious.

ensergio

Rise of the morning wood?
Dr_StrangePants

If it was a human?
get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty pervert

lucky monkey

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

#11 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

HHNF

^ Your typical dumbass chiver.

Derp

Haha! his name is Dan, What a tool.

MidwestChiver

#5 Roll em up
#3 yes BACON
Jake

#20 Mother of God….. Why hasn't Nintendo thought of this yet??
Dan

#2 That monkey ain't stupid!

http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

yeah, he knows where the wallet is hidden :p
Dan

Also, Katy just strikes me as someone who would be awesome to hang out with. She seems so fun to be around.

http://sno0bs.wordpress.com snoobs89

yeh, ur right those tits are awesome.

Bob

I hope you mean Ape! Good to see he likes big boobs too.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1485290783 Marcus McConnell

#3 the making of an epic meal!

_bigdeal

i find all of the salted cured meats to be very erotic

Steamboat Willie

"Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day."
#12
Illicit-Weaponry

#2 proof that everyone and everything loves tits.

Rick

You mean proof that everyone and everything loves Katy Perry's tits.

Pat Overton

Suck my small dong !

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