Hilarious soccer dives (12 GIFs)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

    This is why I have no respect for this sport at all, the players are pussies and the fans are crazy violent.

    • http://voyeur.posterous.com San Diego

      you're retarded. I have no respect for people named bobby. that's fair, right?

    • Alex

      "I'm no pussy! I don't watch soccer. It's not a sport for men!! But omg, those fans are so-so violent! I'm afraid…somebody should stop those awful awful fans!"

    • P90

      Hundreds of million people are pussies and crazy violent based on the actions of a handfull of dickheads, yeah that seems fair. that's like saying every sports fan in the US is a boring inbred retard in a camp uniform based on the American sports and sportsmen we see.

  • Alex

    This is the reason why football (or soccer…whatever) is the best sport in the world. You're not only watching some of the greatest athletes in the world, you also get a peek at some of the best actors in the world in action. Sports + Performing arts = Perfection.

  • http://voyeur.posterous.com San Diego

    How about posting a thread of hard tackles where people are getting lit up? Not everyone that plays the sport is a pussy. Just some of the fags that like to dive cuz they're 140lbs.

    • Jordan

      Agreed.. Hardest Hockey hits.. lets go chive

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Show Bryan Robson and also Drogba playing with broken arms. Show Terry Butcher covered with blood from a head wound. Bert Trautmann playing in goal with a broken neck. Petr Cech still plays with a helmet to protect his once-fractured skull. Shola Ameobi also playing with a fractured skull….

      And that's just in the English game.

  • VedHead77

    They don't do this shit in women's soccer.

  • Orgazoid

    Pity. I love the sport but the sport is dying and money and cheating is the cancer.

  • Coldzilla

    #4 LOL

    Played the game for 9 years but its because of crap like this that I can stand watching it

  • snotrocket51

    yeah i love soccer but cant believe these pros do this kind of stuff…they should have replay and if someone fakes a foul give them a red card for bringing a stop to the game and wasting time. if they wanted to act badly they should try to get casted on a soap or WWE

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  • dx06

    some players are pussies, others are just murderers:

    soccer for pussies?? haha, sure…

  • Username

    People diving is one thing…the real problem with soccer is the fact that they can't get the goals right. If you have a professional sport that literally cannot judge whether one team scored or not accurately, you don't have a professional sport.

  • misschris

    This is so pathetic. Man the f*ck up guys.

  • Orgazoid

    Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! I don't have time to go to the website, my c/c number is 5132456379597483, buy me one now

  • Obecny

    Soccer is only the number one sport in the rest of the world because they are too poor to actually afford things like pads for football or sticks and skates for ice hockey (not to mention you know the lack of ice) or even things with engines for racing.

    • P90

      Don't be so fucking stupid.

      • kent

        The truth hurts. What he said isn't stupid, it's truth that offends your sensibilities. So you're mad. Your way of dealing with that anger is to discount the facts he stated as "stupid".

        • P90

          It's a stupid viewpoint because buying a football is no less expensive that buying a rugby ball or an american football or a basketball or a baseball and baseball bat.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Jorgecm Jorge Cárdenas Maldonado

      Don't be so fucking stupid. x2

  • https://www.facebook.com/Cbarksfullout Chris Barks

    This is fricken Hilarious! Great Post Chive!


    Chive, you spelled "divas" wrong.

  • Ryan

    Soccer is an acquired taste for many Americans. I encourage you to pick a team in Europe and follow them for a season. I guarantee you will be hooked. Follow the EPL and you will be surprise how physical the game really is.

  • Gol

    They flop almost as bad as NBA players who take a charge.

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  • O Jogo Bonito

    I'm sure you're totally OK with wide receivers who pretend they get interfered with every damn play. Or defensive lineman who play act when they are not being held. Did you watch any NHL playoff games? the diving was ridiculous. It's in all sports. Don't even get me started on baseball. What? Hangnail? 15 day DL.

    • Oh Hey!

      Can you name the player who went on the DL because of a hangnail?? I'm curious. Can you help me out? Also, provide a video compilation of NFL/NHL/NBA players reacting like they had a grenade explode in front of them.

      Diving and flopping are a part of sports. As gutless as it is, it happens. The problem lies in over exaggerating a blatantly obvious dive. Most of the gifs shown have no contact at all. How can you defend that? In the NBA, there is contact and the player sells it. Same goes for the NHL and NFL. In soccer, there is no contact and the player falls down grabbing his face like someone threw sulphuric acid in it.

      You'll never see anything as ridiculous as these clowns in any of the 4 major North American sports.

      Besides, we all know the only legit form, and enjoyable form of soccer is womens international play. They have more balls than any of these "professionals" ever will.

  • Cubs lose!Cubs lose!

    "Soccer is a sport invented by European Women to pass the time while their men did house chores!"

    Hank Hill

    WTF – bunch of pussies

  • oliverklosov

    What a bunch of F*cking pussies.

  • P90

    Football is the most followed and most played team sport on the planet. Americans finding and posting a few vids of the very rare diving idiots out there while ignoring the millions of professional players playing in thousands of weekly matches in hundreds of leagues around the world makes you sound ignorant and downright pathetic.

  • nerdling.

    And these damsels are called athletes?

  • Moselo

    Field faeries!!!!! But really is it much worse than watching basketball. Those fags are just as bad if not worse with whole pointing and telling on them thing. I watched basketball for years and can't stomach this shit anymore. I think when it comes down to it a lot of the worlds pro athletes have become prima donnas. This is what happens when your constantly told how great you are your entire life, combined with the pressure to win.

  • http://www.facebook.com/griffinheath Griffin Heath

    #4 #5 #6 Are not dives. 4 looks like a legit injury during sprint. The other two are just tripping over ones self while running.

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