It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (33 Photos)

#5 Marriage ……. It's the blowjob's funeral.

#19 Nobody's Laughing =O

Except for maybe women. They'll never know our pain, guys.

I can't.

#19

#5 is factually incorrect. Question: Why does the bride smile on her wedding day? Answer: she's given her last BJ.

#15 looks like Amy Acker, only, bigger

Just what I needed today. Thank you so much Chive!

#27 One: I assume he'd burst

#33 – Isn't that Muffit, the Dog-bot from the original Battlestar Galactica series?

#27…..definately has the Juggernaut perk

#10 Riversection? 'Interception' is not a place where roads cross.

#18 oh noez not the bbq

fucking hell what the hell is with that stupid guru play advert guys, sort the looping sound out

#7 pine nuts are not nuts but actually seeds.

Pine nuts ias not a nut it’s a seed

#27 1 to the face

#1 so true…

#31
Vader…
Should not work blue.

#24
He is a pro skateboarder. YOU sir, get a job, that pays more than 450 000 dollars a year and you will have a girl like that lying on your miniramp.

#27 Considering the fact that fat isn't made of Kevlar I'm going with 1.

#21 WTF, dude? It's spelled correctly right fucking there!

These things used to be funny. There's like two here that are. BTW, a picture that has eggs in it that sit in a carton that says "contains eggs" is already self explanatory. I don't need another explanation of it down below. At some point, people motivational pictures were funny, and now they just tell you about it.

#27 one head shot oughtta do it one say from about a thousand yards silenced so I can hear the fat fuck hit the ground but wait I might feel that from a thousand yards

#15 yummy nerdy sexyness

#27 … no problem, just shoot in his general direction. gravity will do the rest.

need MOAR of #15, now!

Hey KnumbNuts! They said " Troyans" cause that was a clip from the movie Troy. It was not a typo! Do you knubnuts not recognize Brad Pitt? #12