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August 22, 2011 |
In: Funny, Motivational
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#5 Marriage ……. It's the blowjob's funeral.
It's like the old joke… Why is a bride smiling when she walks down the isle??? She knows she has given her last blow job….
#19 Nobody's Laughing =O
Except for maybe women. They'll never know our pain, guys.
Says a male…who doesn't have a mentrual cycle every month,carry children in his womb,or go through labor and delivery…you're right…women will never know a MALE'S pain.
Funny cause it didn't happen to me or someone I liked, which would be the moment it stopped being funny!
#5 is factually incorrect. Question: Why does the bride smile on her wedding day? Answer: she's given her last BJ.
Not if you sigh the right pre-nups.
#15 looks like Amy Acker, only, bigger
I agree. Also looks so like a gal i used to go out with that it's scary.
looks like my teacher back in High School Ms. Herrod
Just what I needed today. Thank you so much Chive!
#27 One: I assume he'd burst
#33 – Isn't that Muffit, the Dog-bot from the original Battlestar Galactica series?
#27…..definately has the Juggernaut perk
#10 Riversection? 'Interception' is not a place where roads cross.
#18 oh noez not the bbq
fucking hell what the hell is with that stupid guru play advert guys, sort the looping sound out
#7 pine nuts are not nuts but actually seeds.
Pine nuts ias not a nut it’s a seed
#27 1 to the face
#1 so true…
Should not work blue.
He is a pro skateboarder. YOU sir, get a job, that pays more than 450 000 dollars a year and you will have a girl like that lying on your miniramp.
Seems like he could afford a better model if hes paying for them.
#27 Considering the fact that fat isn't made of Kevlar I'm going with 1.
#21 WTF, dude? It's spelled correctly right fucking there!
These things used to be funny. There's like two here that are. BTW, a picture that has eggs in it that sit in a carton that says "contains eggs" is already self explanatory. I don't need another explanation of it down below. At some point, people motivational pictures were funny, and now they just tell you about it.
#27 one head shot oughtta do it one say from about a thousand yards silenced so I can hear the fat fuck hit the ground but wait I might feel that from a thousand yards
#15 yummy nerdy sexyness
Agreed–send her to me…don't care so much about the big breasts..but the glasses= turn on and if she is actually very intelligent–then to me,smart=sexy and 'nuff said…I call it the Scully effect :p
#27 … no problem, just shoot in his general direction. gravity will do the rest.
need MOAR of #15, now!
Hey KnumbNuts! They said " Troyans" cause that was a clip from the movie Troy. It was not a typo! Do you knubnuts not recognize Brad Pitt? #12
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