Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    [loud wet fart]

    Right! Who's gonna clean the walls meow?

    – a hug is a hug, of course, of course
    – and no one can hug a troll of course
    – that is, of course, unless the troll is the famous Miss Paula

    • MrCR

      is this how you drive?? #8

    • Sploooge

      Thank goodness you're back… i thought some wannabe douche was gonna steal your role on TheChive.


    • Mr E

      You're the load your mother should have swallowed.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Well… she almost did… I was told I was the result of a "cumswapping party gone wrong" kind of thing. My dad is someone from the 2 football teams.

        – the one you love to hate

        • Mr E

          I just wanna punch babies in the face now.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #17 Bill Fucking Murray! Good movie too. Too bad he dies.

    Oh c'mon, FIRST and second? Damn you guys are slow.

    – the one you love to hate

    • L.A>

      Congratz on having no life.

    • Paula fanboi

      I love you, Paula! Keep up that trolling, you are the best 🙂

    • Paulahater

      I wanna punch your Fucking Troll face

      • Sploooge

        You'd break your ankles, so don't bother.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      I give you thumbs up for picture reference only.

  • The Bandit

    #10 …almost didn't make it past it…will watch it again and again every time I have a break today
    #17 …is awesome!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      What's the point of watching #10 on a screen when you can do or see it IRL? Soooo much better.

      – the one you love to hate

      • its_forge

        Unfortunately very few of us get to kiss Olivia Wilde IRL.

  • Skinnypete5

    #10 holy shit, Awesome!

    • Chesty Laroo

      House was an awesome show!

      • Muadieb

        That was from House?!?

      • Paul

        It's from the O.C.

        • its_forge

          House. Doctor Skinnybutt was trying to deal with the issues she has with sleeping around too much. I believe there was a major STD scare like one of the more horrific versions of hepatitis.

    • ROK247

      MOAR!? OK!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/hannaHannaHannah Hannah Jayne Prangnell


    If I were a guy, I'd have a boner right now.

    • Sploooge

      If I was a girl, I'd be wet right now.

    • varlotto

      I am a man and I have a boner right now.

    • http://www.stefanhartman.com Stefan Hartman

      I am a man and i am wet right now…

      • drew

        Shart check, aisle 3.

    • the elusive

      GIF! Why U no show more??!!

    • Haterade

      I am a girl…you can envision the rest:)

    • WirelessCable

      Rawr! That is either really good acting or it is real… either way, for girls and guys the neck is a very arousing and exciting spot, just bite gently and/or kiss her in those spots in the gif and your friend/partner/gf/wife/etc. will instantly and passionately kiss you back.

      • bag em

        thanks for the kama sutra lesson….

  • isisis


    • MonkeyMadness

      Not even close, sunshine.

  • n_kb

    #3 JEEZ how small is that guy?

    • Dr_Zoidberrg

      what big balls you have

      • varlotto

        they're as big as the guy's head!

    • paulhitchcock

      Perspective can be a bitch.

      • aemdee

        is he small…or just…far away?

    • Ashley

      inversely as big as that cow's balls.
      (inversly? or inversely? whatever trolls)

      • bull

        cows dont have balls

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001597163874 Jorge Cubillo


    • That Guy

      it's soo shopped. look at the rope. i'm sure all ropes change thickness and direction when photographed.

  • caleb

    #19 Sweet Jesus, close the door!

    • Dan

      He'll be changing his underwear in a few minutes!

    • ROK247

      please close that damn door – you're letting the ALASKA in!

      • hMMMM

        I think he is…his left arm is a blur!

    • Martin

      Schlumberger base, Prudhoe Bay/Dead Horse, Alaska. Thats not an infrequent sight up there.

    • Lawndart


      • Brutal Deluxe

        close it close it close it close it CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!!! CLOSE IT!!!

  • Pail



    • jpp407

      I swear.. the people who comment 'first' are probably inept of driving. I guess hence the photo.

    • Bill57

      must be Paula's car

  • anon

    #16 sounds like it could be the start of a fun conversation

    • Chesty Laroo

      Sadly knowing most people, 9 out of 10 times, probably no reaction from the other people… other than a long stare at the current floor indicator, trying to make it go faster.

    • Chesty Laroo

      Also, for best results, wear suit and have pipe ready in pocket.

      • BloodScrubber

        Follow up that statement with the words…My name is Jesus Christ and now is the time.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          And then remove your pants

  • caleb

    #15 THAT should do it.

    • Billy

      I'm bucket head. Look at me I got a bucket on my head.

  • cjwhookid

    #21 Say photosynthesis one more got damn time, i dare you

    • varlotto

      Should've incorporated a Billy Madison joke into here.

    • Lowrent75

      I triple dare you. Excellent reference.

    • First Time Caller

      Hilarious CJ – thanks for the laugh

  • Your mom

    Yes it's been said already, but #10 all the friggin way. Good. Lord.

    • hMMMM

      I love it when the gifs play down in the comment section too…saves me a scroll.

  • Epstein


  • Sticky

    #21 – "and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."

  • https://www.facebook.com/mattcuervo Matthew Patel

    #19 I hate when this happens

    • GoldilocksAvengers

      Are you a bear or a man hiding in a garage?
      As a bear I identify with this statement.

    • tralfaz

      Oh Canada, you so crazy.

  • jpp407

    #10 is better then hardcore porn.

    • JDub

      ^ not even close to better, BUT not bad at all either.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #2 Santa, like a boss! Now that's awesome!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      I can't help but hearing this in my head when I see it:

  • Duvel

    Say banksy one more time I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you #21

  • Candybabe_66

    #10 – It made my nipples hard. HOT DAMN, the things I'd do to Olivia Wilde.

    • J-PaD

      She's pretty hot!! She's looking like Deanna Russo a lot!! Both of them would be like a twin dream but no blood link 😉

    • Steve

      Apologize and say its never happened b4?

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      the things i just "did" to Olivia Wilde awww giggity

  • simpsonsdidit

    #4 Paula period…. Russia's 4th National monument

  • Tyroneous

    Make that a shirt.

    • von

      a gif shirt? yeah add to cart.

  • KFC

    #1 japanese superman has a slightly different costume than his american counterpart.

  • Von

    Stuck at #22, making differnt explosion sounds with my mouth! bakoosh bleggghhshh! bakraash! pew pew pew boom

  • http://www.facebook.com/fezbeast Sinjin Lewis

    #10 Please for the love of all that is good in this world, someone tell me what this is from…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713796627 Spencer Rome

      It's a clip from an episode of House, I can't remember what episode, but I'm pretty sure it's 4th or 5th season. Brunette is Olivia Wilde, who plays the character Thirteen on the show. And yea… she's on a level too high to conceive,

    • Joshwa


    • Bob

      House M.D.-Should be Season 5 Episode 5 "Lucky Thirteen". It isn't the only Lesbian moment for Wilde in the episode either, but much more Gif worthy.

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