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August 23, 2011 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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http://thechive.com/ Paula_

[loud wet fart]

Oopsie!
Right! Who's gonna clean the walls meow?

Hugs,
Paula
- a hug is a hug, of course, of course
- and no one can hug a troll of course
- that is, of course, unless the troll is the famous Miss Paula

MrCR

is this how you drive?? #8
Sploooge

Thank goodness you're back… i thought some wannabe douche was gonna steal your role on TheChive.
Mr E

You're the load your mother should have swallowed.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Well… she almost did… I was told I was the result of a "cumswapping party gone wrong" kind of thing. My dad is someone from the 2 football teams.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Mr E

I just wanna punch babies in the face now.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

#17 Bill Fucking Murray! Good movie too. Too bad he dies.

Oh c'mon, FIRST and second? Damn you guys are slow.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

L.A>

Congratz on having no life.
Paula fanboi

I love you, Paula! Keep up that trolling, you are the best
Paulahater

I wanna punch your Fucking Troll face

Sploooge

You'd break your ankles, so don't bother.

https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

I give you thumbs up for picture reference only.

The Bandit

#10 …almost didn't make it past it…will watch it again and again every time I have a break today
#17 …is awesome!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

What's the point of watching #10 on a screen when you can do or see it IRL? Soooo much better.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

its_forge

Unfortunately very few of us get to kiss Olivia Wilde IRL.

Skinnypete5

#10 holy shit, Awesome!

Chesty Laroo

House was an awesome show!

Muadieb

That was from House?!?
Paul

It's from the O.C.

its_forge

House. Doctor Skinnybutt was trying to deal with the issues she has with sleeping around too much. I believe there was a major STD scare like one of the more horrific versions of hepatitis.

ROK247

MOAR!? OK!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQLiJvPtuTs

http://www.facebook.com/hannaHannaHannah Hannah Jayne Prangnell

#10

If I were a guy, I'd have a boner right now.

Sploooge

If I was a girl, I'd be wet right now.
varlotto

I am a man and I have a boner right now.
http://www.stefanhartman.com Stefan Hartman

I am a man and i am wet right now…

drew

Shart check, aisle 3.

the elusive

GIF! Why U no show more??!!
Haterade

I am a girl…you can envision the rest:)
WirelessCable

Rawr! That is either really good acting or it is real… either way, for girls and guys the neck is a very arousing and exciting spot, just bite gently and/or kiss her in those spots in the gif and your friend/partner/gf/wife/etc. will instantly and passionately kiss you back.

bag em

thanks for the kama sutra lesson….

isisis

first?

MonkeyMadness

Not even close, sunshine.

n_kb

#3 JEEZ how small is that guy?

Dr_Zoidberrg

what big balls you have

varlotto

they're as big as the guy's head!

paulhitchcock

Perspective can be a bitch.

aemdee

is he small…or just…far away?

Ashley

inversely as big as that cow's balls.
(inversly? or inversely? whatever trolls)

bull

cows dont have balls

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001597163874 Jorge Cubillo

Paula?
That Guy

it's soo shopped. look at the rope. i'm sure all ropes change thickness and direction when photographed.

caleb

#19 Sweet Jesus, close the door!

Dan

He'll be changing his underwear in a few minutes!
ROK247

please close that damn door – you're letting the ALASKA in!

hMMMM

I think he is…his left arm is a blur!

Martin

Schlumberger base, Prudhoe Bay/Dead Horse, Alaska. Thats not an infrequent sight up there.
Lawndart

"shitshitshitshitshitshitshit…"

Brutal Deluxe

close it close it close it close it CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!!! CLOSE IT!!!

Pail

#8

NAILED IT!

jpp407

I swear.. the people who comment 'first' are probably inept of driving. I guess hence the photo.
Bill57

must be Paula's car

anon

#16 sounds like it could be the start of a fun conversation

Chesty Laroo

Sadly knowing most people, 9 out of 10 times, probably no reaction from the other people… other than a long stare at the current floor indicator, trying to make it go faster.
Chesty Laroo

Also, for best results, wear suit and have pipe ready in pocket.

BloodScrubber

Follow up that statement with the words…My name is Jesus Christ and now is the time.

Brutal Deluxe

And then remove your pants

caleb

#15 THAT should do it.

Billy

I'm bucket head. Look at me I got a bucket on my head.

cjwhookid

#21 Say photosynthesis one more got damn time, i dare you

varlotto

Should've incorporated a Billy Madison joke into here.
Lowrent75

I triple dare you. Excellent reference.
First Time Caller

Hilarious CJ – thanks for the laugh

Your mom

Yes it's been said already, but #10 all the friggin way. Good. Lord.

hMMMM

I love it when the gifs play down in the comment section too…saves me a scroll.

Epstein

#3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–fOruzPN-o
Sticky

#21 – "and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."
https://www.facebook.com/mattcuervo Matthew Patel

#19 I hate when this happens

GoldilocksAvengers

Are you a bear or a man hiding in a garage?
As a bear I identify with this statement.
tralfaz

Oh Canada, you so crazy.

jpp407

#10 is better then hardcore porn.

JDub

^ not even close to better, BUT not bad at all either.

MonkeyMadness

#2 Santa, like a boss! Now that's awesome!

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

I can't help but hearing this in my head when I see it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8

Duvel

Say banksy one more time I dare you, I DOUBLE dare you #21
Candybabe_66

#10 – It made my nipples hard. HOT DAMN, the things I'd do to Olivia Wilde.

J-PaD

She's pretty hot!! She's looking like Deanna Russo a lot!! Both of them would be like a twin dream but no blood link
J
Steve

Apologize and say its never happened b4?
giggitygiggitygoo

the things i just "did" to Olivia Wilde awww giggity

simpsonsdidit

#4 Paula period…. Russia's 4th National monument
Tyroneous

#10
Make that a shirt.

von

a gif shirt? yeah add to cart.

KFC

#1 japanese superman has a slightly different costume than his american counterpart.
Von

Stuck at #22, making differnt explosion sounds with my mouth! bakoosh bleggghhshh! bakraash! pew pew pew boom
http://www.facebook.com/fezbeast Sinjin Lewis

#10 Please for the love of all that is good in this world, someone tell me what this is from…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=713796627 Spencer Rome

It's a clip from an episode of House, I can't remember what episode, but I'm pretty sure it's 4th or 5th season. Brunette is Olivia Wilde, who plays the character Thirteen on the show. And yea… she's on a level too high to conceive,
Joshwa

House
Bob

House M.D.-Should be Season 5 Episode 5 "Lucky Thirteen". It isn't the only Lesbian moment for Wilde in the episode either, but much more Gif worthy.

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