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  • steve

    firstof all

    • denleendeko

      douchiest of all

    • JFyn

      Virtual High-Five!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002872661308 Ronnie Wilkins

      I just paid $22.87 for an iPad2-64GB and my girlfriend loves her Panasonic Lumix GF 1 Camera that we got for $38.76 there arriving tomorrow by UPS. I will never pay such expensive retail prices in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LED TV to my boss for $675 which only cost me $62.81 to buy. Here is the website we use to get it all from, PennyOrder.com

  • Bryan_W

    nailed it

  • KitShopGuy

    beats me answering "hello. Pizza Pizza how may i help you?"

    • charliefriday

      If you want to mess with them more, order a pizza when YOU pick up. "Hi, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza, and… do you have wings? Oh, and a 2 liter of pepsi." Gets 'em every time.

  • Everybody

    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone hates fat girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Don't you mean everybody?

      • The Pict

        Nope, everyone hates his mom. Everybody would like to be certain she is unable to bear more children. See the difference?

        • xDV8x

          I only hate fat girls with 16 exclamation points. 17 is a little over the top.

    • Bongzilla420

      Fat women need lovin' too. (just not from me)

  • Dakota

    awesome

    • iloveQuatchi

      I'll thumb up for boobs.

  • JAS

    Best ever is from Tom Mabe.

    • Joe

      OwnagePranks is pretty good too

    • SeaBassEX

      I think that was Tom Mabe

  • oscar l

    brings a smile to my face

  • kaidoh101

    "911 please hold" hahahahahaahaha!!! thats funny!

    • The Pict

      Good for you for getting that! I'll bet 99% of people let that one fly past without even noticing.

      • Stevo

        not you though, you're not like all the other sheep on the internet.

  • thrillho

    That guy has done some other pretty funny ones too….YouTube "Tom Mabe"

  • Armando

    That was awesome !!!

  • John

    Video not available…

  • ROK247

    i always ask if i can talk to gupta (the character in the sitcom outsourced). they never think that is funny.

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    Hahah, amazing!

  • trooperjoe

    Classic. Telemarketers are annoying. This is almost as good as the one about the telemarketer calling a "murder scene".

    • anon

      same guy

    • Pooper

      Hell yea troop! that's a classic. the guy on the phone is pooping his pants

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    I'm surprised the rate of telemarketers killing themselves/crowds of people isn't a lot higher…..

  • Mikey from Boston

    meanwhile in boston… our building just shook a few minutes ago. pretty wild stuff. never been thru and earthquake.

    • HUH?

      cool story, tell it again.

      • jpp407

        With more dragon's and stuff.

    • davidM

      the cake is a lie

    • ROK247

      omg its true

      Magnitude 5.8 Earthquake Hits Virginia, Sends Shockwaves Throughout East Coast

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      And Colorado yesterday. 12/21/12 is getting closer

      • Billy

        Can't get here soon enough……..come on 2012.

  • Yessirr

    Just made my mutha f*ckin DAY! haha man that's awesome.

  • Dan

    Telemarketers deserve every bad thing that happens to them.

    • ????

      its not bad enough that they have a shitty job? try and find someone who has a job telemarketing and likes it? i worked one for almost 4 months and everyone had their reasons for being there (needed a 9-5 for family, needed good money with flex hours for school etc..) but nobody liked it

      • Coldzilla

        And thats fine, I understand that people need to work and if thats the only job they can find…but when the companies they work for ignore the DO NOT CALL list then it crosses the line.

  • sha

    VIDEO NOt available?

    • oliverklosov

      Try IE if you're using Firefox.

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    GET BRET WEIR I SAID………………………….

    • j_rizzo

      Look Jerky, I don't need to talk to you

  • GarlicInYourEye

    Well played sir!

  • jentzschman

    Video not there anymore?

  • OneClownShoe

    LOL @ 911 please hold

  • Helmet4

    I think it's funny but also mean. To be fair she was just a person trying to do a job.

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      well she should find another farkin job

    • sha

      To be fair, she knew what the job was before she said yes to it.

    • nerdling.

      Nuremberg defense

  • nacirema

    hmmm, the guy was tooo much of a dick. could have been funnier.

    • Bill57

      just be glad that the cops don't catch they guy portraying the 911 operator

      • Coldzilla

        The "guy" is Tom Mabe and Im sure the cops could find him very easily

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