I hate my job (28 Photos)

  • PopcornFarts


    Like a boss.

  • VedHead77

    #9 Why does it always say paper jam when there is no fucking paper jam?

  • jasgat

    #3 His description of the oder is fucking hilarious

  • jrey81

    #9, same problem here… side note, i work in an NYC office of 98% women… which you think would be amazing, but they're all super spoiled/involved with wallstreeters, investment banker/hedge fund guys and have just spent the last 40 minutes twit-face-texting everyone and squawking about this "earthquake"… I can understand DC's concern… but as for here in NY, I can almost hear the west coast laughing at us. Thank You Chive for giving me something to do since the rest of this day is going to be spent talking about this "Seismic Event"…

  • Yessirr

    #16 haha … fire exit.

  • AmBush Steve

    #3 Throw it out or take it home (in a sealed bag) and wash it.

    Perhaps someone needs a hint.

    • http://www.facebook.com/denalong Dena Long

      Or maybe burn it before he comes into work? Shirt? What shirt?

  • Captlazarus

    #21 can she be in the yoga pants update too?

  • grog


    Chive On Fire Hero!!

  • JHarris

    #14 They have these things now called stores. What you do is you go to one and buy some freaking hand soap. But instead, you decide to take the time to take a picture and post it online? Goodness, man up!

    • Teh Buru

      Yea because purchasing handsoap for your place of employment was included in the job description. Who gives a shit if it's only 2 bucks or so. It's the damn principle.

    • thom

      Buy one just for yourself and take it in and out of the bathroom with you.

    • jason

      Call OSHA. Seriously. OSHA is about protecting workers (kinda like unions used to) from dumbass employers- and not just those in a factory. I'd call them on my own mother if she did something that clueless and reckless. (I'm head of safety at my company)

  • infantryJOE

    number 27 is a POG. must be tough in an office. i sleep in the dirt.

    • Nico

      Wow, in the dirt? You’re so awesome. How about giving props to your fellow service members? Not everyone is as “high-speed” as you.

  • Kaldar

    #27 Hmmm, grey and blue paint job in the hall, the green cot and the ACU bag all scream 'Canadian Signals Corps'

  • pyrocyz

    Find her!!


  • whoknew

    #19 If you did that baby sitting for my kid you would be out of job.

    • McRo


  • Boom

    I will say that of all the posts listed on this fine site, this drives me bat sh*t crazy. OH, I hate my job….. A. Get a different job B. Shut your fking whine holes when so many are out there that can't get jobs.

    My company will only pay for a BMW 3 series and I wanted a 5 series…. Damn, your life does suck.

  • Do0zer

    #25 Before I say one of the next two comments…. what's your age?

  • Rick

    #28 incase u haven't heard it lately, "Thank you" people like u and tits make the world a better place.

  • Dan

    #19- wow I find that really offensive. If I found out my kid was retarded because she watched tv all day every day cause of a fucking lazy baby sitter, I’d snack that baby diet upside the head. Nice parenting skills there douche

  • Dlaka

    #14 Crybaby.

    Real man don't wash hands.

    😀 😀 😀 😀

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  • Jake

    #19…I wouldn't take pride in this. This is why I don't let people watch my 2 year old. this girl should be FOREVER ALONE

    • Extra

      I agree, I dont think she expected the reactions she is getting. This is not cool and as it was stated before, i would not be ok with ppl posting my kids online without my permission.

  • vinny.

    #19. Great. Ruining a child's capacity to think. you're a dumbass.

  • Lost In Translation

    #28 Thank you for your service and sacrifice.

  • eRock

    How do you summit photos

  • Ryan


    Febreze that nasty bitch.. Problem solved if it pisses him off that you did it he will stop bringing it in.. Win/Win!!

  • WoogyMonster

    #3 Joe Dirt landed a steady job!

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