Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Matt

    yes please

    • ROK247

      no need to fancy it up with the frilly stuff but i appreciate the effort

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Norma Stitz, image search her!!

      – the one you love to hate

      • Paulaneedsalife


        • 2012

          Her butt is forever open and #26 you better start building that Ark.

      • Chive Guevara

        I've been trying, for like a month now, but all that comes up are pictures of your mom.

    • Chive Guevara

      A little bit of Monica… in my life.

    • dub

      Holy balls, where can I get my girlfriend a pair of these?

  • Growler

    Hump DAR :]

    • Chive Guevara

      There is so much wrong with this DAR, I don't even know where to start trolling.

    • Lotus

      Is it just me or is the DAR starting to really blow nowadays?

      It seems like there has to be at least 3 pictures dedicated to their damn t-shirts or lame slogan. Try focusing on something amusing and lay off the dumb reaction pics.

      • Googly Juggly

        agree one hundred percent.

  • perry

    We'll pick up the pieces together

    • http://gfys.org Witch

      I've FARTED and made the house shake harder than this

    • OSHA

      Don't touch anything until FEMA tells you it's OK. It may be radioactive or structurally unsafe. DO NOT SIT IN THAT CHAIR.

      • Owen Smithers

        That's the spirit! Do as you're told by your government. That's the way they like you to behave, slave!

    • Derp

      I read this in Morgan Freemans' voice.

      • Owen Smithers

        With a Benny Hill theme music bed.

    • Mike Apathy

      Knock knock.

      Who's There?

      The 2011 VA Earthquake.

      The 2011 VA Earthquake who?

      You said you'd never forget.

      -Mike Apathy

  • jason


    so well hidden, all i can see is ass

    • Brother Maynard

      by the size of her nasty-ass flipper feet, it must be Lauren Gentile. nasty ho.

      • Brother Maynard

        I smell an impostor.

        • Brother Maynard

          gee, name stealing. how original. go troll somewhere else.

          • Brother Maynard

            Both of you can now fuck off- KayThanx

            • Brother Maynard


              • Brother Maynard

                I'd love to crawl up on that in a field!

      • Htisss

        LG is fine, oh so fine. And as a reminder:

        Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

        • Brother Maynard

          LG is quite fine.


          The Original Brother Maynard

          • Trolliver

            Nice trolling.

            • Brother Maynard

              Thanks, but I'm not trolling. That would be the other Brother Maynard.

              • Brother Maynard

                You sure?

              • Brother Maynard

                Yes. It seems we may have an issue.

                • Brother Maynard

                  You may have issues, the rest of us are fine.

                  • Brother Maynard

                    This is getting rediculous-

                    • Brother Maynard

                      All of you can fuck off. Damn Trolls.

                    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                      Aren't trolls the ones who say something to just be asses? I'm pretty sure the ass had thumbs up, and the guy being cool defending LG was getting thumbs downed… I just don't understand the world anymore…

                    • Brother Maynard

                      Thanks brother! 🙂


                      The Original Brother Maynard

                      The one you love to hate Kisses!!

      • its_forge

        Ya know, when something is closer to the camera, it looks larger. Unless it's your penis, nothing in the world could make that zit look any larger.

        • Chive Guevara

          Hey, I like how you took the comment I posted 20 minutes ago and practically reposted it again now. You're getting how this Chive thing works.

          • its_forge

            'Cuz that's never happened at all ever in the history of online conversation!!! Wow!!! = )

        • Googly Juggly

          why were you looking at his penis. dirty old fuck.

          • Googly Juggly


    • ebits21

      HUGE FEET!

      • polo

        ha, took me a long to before i noticed the feet for some reason.

        • IEhew

          because you were looking at her scrawny ass?

      • Chive Guevara

        That's what happens when the camera is closer to the feet than the rest of her body. Can't tell if getting older or are kids fucking retarded these days?

        • http://gfys.org Retarded kid

          kids are RETARDEDDDD

          • http://gfys.org Retarded kid

            i open my potatoe chipss on the botumm side how comes nothing falls out.

            • Chive Guevara

              Yoo ar mai hearo.

              • http://gfys.org Retarded kid

                no hearo please i no likke sanwit ch. sup sup tank ju
                kids are RETARDEDDDD

                • misty

                  i am 16 year old retarded kid and i don't think you are funny

                  • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                    Because you are a retarded kid. Don't feel bad though i fall into that caegory as well. Our generation is just stupid in general.

    • Semper

      Nice prone! 🙂

    • Bollyver

      You know what they say about the size of the feet, but the caption should be "never pass out on the floor if you are dating a sniper"

  • Big E

    love early DAR!

    • Fire Sphere

      "I make dough, but don't call me 'dough boy.'"

      • Fire Sphere


        Go fucking damn it. Now I'm the asshole I usually make fun of.

        • Fire Sphere

          * God


  • SlimtwigMJ

    Yay for early DAR! #49 Thanks for rounding out the day…no pun intended.

    • Dennis

      Yar for early DAR! #42

  • zman

    #7 Looks like someone is in for a good honeyMOON!!!!

    • Sooper Trooper

      I know this was in the other hump day post but……FIND HER before this wedding. Or during…

    • Chive Guevara

      Not married yet. Still a chance.

    • #387

      Please do me a favor and re-take this photo four or five years after the wedding (***spoiler alert***) You wil have a hard time distinguishing between the tree trunk and her ass!

    • Nick

      I'm fairly certain that this is a picture of Kim Kardashian's wedding dress.

    • Rocks Off

      Yes, find her quick before she get's pregnant and her body is ruined forever.

    • Kidn

      i see what you did there.


  • YOu

    They forgot to mention he still sucks…

    • vindi

      YOu sir..are an id10t

    • Kaiser

      who the hell is it

    • mark

      i'm just assuming here, but prepare to get thumbed down to the 7th circle of hell

    • Titty Hillmister

      agreed. same old generic pseudo-grunge/garage rock revival bullshit. over and over and over and over.

      • Mr. Big

        Go listen to more Bieber, fag

    • Phil McKracken

      He doesn't and never did suck but he could already play guitar and sing before his bandmate committed suicide

      • Micheal Scott

        Kurt didn't commit suicide. And Dave could rock harder than anyone.

        • IEhew

          tell that to Lemmy Kilmister.

          • Nesbit Faulkner

            Well played, sir.

    • NothingToSeeHere

      Seriously, its next to impossible not to respect Dave. His music may not be your cup of tea, but the man is legend.

      • Great Blue Heron

        Still nothing compared to Cobain though.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1654449324 Ryan Smith

          Cobain was and is absolutely better no question

          • The Mad Zak

            Kurt Cobain sucked. I am sorry he killed himself, but he was nothing spectacular whatsoever. He was a mediocre musician who happened to be in the right place at the right time and reaped the benefits of being on the leading edge of the grunge movement. Because he died tragically people now want to equate him artistically to John Lennon as a song writer and Eddie Van Halen as a guitarist. It is ridiculous. He sucked and his music sucks.

            • Agent55

              You sir are mad… oh wait, you knew that already.

            • The_Dood

              Couldn't've said it better myself.

    • its_forge

      It wasn't difficult to out-awesome Nirvana since they were very much a one-trick pony. If there had been any other albums each one would have sucked worse and worse until we'd be thinking of Kurt as just another Axl.

      • Juan Jung

        for once, I absolutely 100% agree with forge.

        • Halfasandwich

          The only problem with Forge's statement is that it's true of every famous musician on the fucking planet. There's always someone better or more talented that's how the world works. You're never as awesome you think you are and there's always someone better. Deal with it. Oh yeah, both bans were/ are fucking great! Why is there a competition?

    • joe

      Whoa there fella………….

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Today is hump day, not TROLL day….fuck off

    • Randy

      You sir are the one that sucks

      • Anon

        wicked vid dude. I bet most bands wouldn't even go out in that much rain.

      • The Mad Zak

        Sorry, but apparently you have never seen a Kiss concert. I can name 100 bands that rock harder than the Foo Fighters.

        • James

          Kiss sucks.

        • Captnjack

          The Foo Fighters' music is much, much, better, and they aren't complete sellouts either. Kiss is an average rock band with an, admittedly, very good live show. The Foo's are an awesome band with a good live show, but in my opinion, having better music trumps having a better show. What good is the pyro and shit if you cant enjoy the music?

        • The_Dood

          Your retort to Foo Fighters is fucking kiss? LAME.

        • TheBoris

          Kiss is gayer than I am. That is pretty fucking gay.

        • Ateka

          Kiss? Really? Take off your rose-tinted nostalgia glasses, douchebag.

      • adfa

        Awesome Video

    • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

      Almost to 200 thumbs down…In my opinion, Dave wins mad respect in the Lemmy documentary. If you haven't seen it, check it out. Maybe Blockbuster has it… oh wait.

    • guielmo

      he sucks a lot!

      • Jen

        who gives a shit

    • Herb

      Typical reply from a young punk that doesn't know your head from your ass. Your generation hasn't done shit since the last great musician left us. Aug 1990. The tragic death of Stevie Ray Vaughn. Your generation hasn't brought shit to the table since the day he died. What? John Mayer you say?

      Suck it!

      • DrROBOTO

        david grohl is definitely a cool and funny guy but foo fighters suck. the music really is horrid and boring. I bought the album Cuz i was a big fan of nirvana when i was really young because I loved the irony of nirvana which is what they were. Kurt HATED the type of people who bought his music. Nevermind was actually recorded much differently then it was released. it was originally garage music which was the genre they always did but the producer revamped it w/a much more pop feeling making it sell to retarded mtv kids and doing well radio wise ultimately selling out a band that was totally AGAINST selling out. Mediocre music but awesome tragically, plus they put on a good live show which is everything according to music cred. SIDENOTE chris noveselic the bass player is now a senator.true story look it up.

        • Rob

          First of all it's Krist Novoselic, and no he isn't a Senator although he is involved in politics.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #15 3rd cake is my favorite…

    • Mister H.

      some fur pie

    • Chive Guevara

      Cake is a lie.

      • Googly Juggly

        that meme is old.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000855121698 Anthony Roybal

      i love cake but i luv pie even more Mmmm

    • its_forge


    • Chris Brown

      Yea! Vanila on the outside and chocalate in the middle. My favorite cake!

    • JAN


    • Dave

      I'd eat it faster than any cake!

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Wife material for sure…oh yeah!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      My favorite redhead has a challenger??

    • Gabs

      These are the cakes I made, NOW LOOK AT MY PIE! Whatever is wrong with women these days, I like it alot. Please try combining cake and pie in your next… uhm… creation. Also what happened to that guy who wanted to eat beautiful womens asses? I haven't seen him around lately. I miss the connection we had. <insert gay joke>

    • hMMMM

      come on, fellas…just b/c she might have baked a few cakes, don't give undue props to subpar asses.

    • patov40

      Would totally bury my face in that…..um……cake. Yeah the cake. o.0

  • Brother Maynard

    #34 made my day a little better.


    • theatreides

      Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade Brother Maynard.

      • Brother Maynard

        Feel like I've been hit by one today.

        • theatreides

          Hump day will do that.

    • Try Strip

      If you liked this… try a strip club, then your day will fucking get CRAZY MOTHERFUCKING BETTER.

  • FionnR

    Cool stuff 🙂

    • Chive Guevara


  • Moar please!

    Yummy DAR!

    • Chive Guevara

      I'm just not even going to comment on the fact that this is the second comment, in a row, with absolutely no substance or humor.

  • FloppyRocks

    #5 And that, my son, is how the first unicorn was made.

    • adfa

      Haha, pretty funny man

    • BleedC&B


  • Gevth

    #44 Thanks for not posting the "after" pictures.

    • IEhew

      yeah, then it would remind the chivers that's the only time they'd have a chance.

    • Bubba

      Damn she was good looking!

      • its_forge

        And she could act, which is a frick of a lot more than you can say for 9/10 of the other pantless hotties sitting around Hollywood at the moment.

    • Sean

      Makes you wonder what went wrong in her head to change things. I wish I could have kept those "w"s going…

      • DrROBOTO

        not coke, she woulda got better.it was meth

    • Kodos

      Cocaine… helluva drug.

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        You mean .. Cocain .. fuckin' woof!"

  • C-VO


    • Brother Maynard


    • United States of ME


    • Saga

      you´re kidding right????

      • Chive Guevara

        Serious as cancer.

    • Mister H.

      SO, you are an idiot, right?

    • D-BO


  • Tyler G.

    #48 Iconic words

    • jdb

      …are Iconic

      • vhr1904

        What the hell does this mean?

        • Fasteddy14

          Like your mom, she likes to fuck!

          • vhr1904

            Oh man I know it she told me. She also told me that you and your dad also like to fuk and touch each other. Small world…

    • patov40

      I prefer the line, "Don't you remember me? The tomato from upstairs!" Classic! B)

  • JAMon

    #15 marry me?

    • http://gfys.org Witch

      NO keep jerking off to your computer.

      • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

        If the first two were tasty delicious pie then maybe, with a prenup that included tasty fruit filled pie, um, and sex or something then just maybe.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    I told him I had a miscarriage.

    He said everything went better than expected.

  • jtease

    #7 Why buy the cow when …

    • Nick

      …when you can buy a Russian Mail order bride instead.

    • http://gfys.org retarded kid

      why pay for milkk when you could buy the cow.
      kids are RETARDEDDDD

      • jtease

        Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? DOH!

      • FolleRousse

        I prefere why pay for the milk when you get the cow for free.

  • Wardog

    Woo hoo! Early DAR!

    • Chive Guevara


  • daveh873


    Futurama: Probably the best show in the world

    • asdf

      I totally agree with you on that

      but it should be: by doing his laundry AND making him a sandwich

    • Birdhaus32

      Very close but Archer has them beat. y

    • Chive Guevara

      Close second only to 90% of other shows in the world.

      • DrROBOTO

        dr roboto loves snoo snoo

  • ferris beuler


    I hate to admit this, and that's not my real name ^^^ but I've done this too. And it works to meet fellow chivers.

    • JDB

      I'd be focusing on meeting chivettes ')

      • Quam Jung

        those hos will suck yo dick fo a dolla.

        • http://gfys.org retarded kidd

          i got to dolla i got to dolla.
          kids are RETARDEDDDD

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Those guys need to eat some rare cooked steak and work out a little…and maybe wrestle a bear or two…scrawny bishes=/

      • http://gfys.org Retarded kid

        if i lokk retardeed i no sentt pictuur to chvies.
        kids are RETARDEDDDD

      • http://www.facebook.com/spncrmoo Danny Spencer

        Guy on the right (me) just lost 2 stone after a shoulder reconstruction and throat operations. Also recently returned from representing Great Britain at rugby league. But thanks for the concern (fatty, no doubt)…

    • jeston23

      That guy on the right.. how fucking long is his arm?

  • Raaandy

    #5 I love ham

  • First Time Caller

    #42 – they are called hookers

    • cheap girls

      you could have one of them for like 10 dollars.

    • The Chivery

      We know that. We're Chivers, we never have sex without paying for it.

      Chive on!

      • anon

        take more pictures

      • Sammy

        we all pay for it one way or another

        • topher

          amen, hookers are cheaper than wives, plus they do that awesome thing with your balls that she wont

    • Verbal_Kint

      It's called summertime in Eastern Europe. Budapest is the same way….

    • Gabs

      Rofl, they are called "women who like to show their stuff to everyone". Welcome to Europe. Don't let your jaw hit the pavement when you visit.

    • patov40

      VERY funny. And I agree with most of the above posters as well. No such thing as "free sex". B)

  • JBNZ

    #9 Is all you need

    • Captlazarus

      A to the mother fucking men

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      For what?

      – the one you love to hate

      • Buffalo Bill

        For around the house wear

    • IEhew

      not if you do anything other than jerk-off pics on the internet.

    • dad say's

      is love dat da da da dadada………

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