A low down dirty good time shall ensue (30 Photos)

  • steven

    first again……I dont believe this ! did everyone die in that massive east coast earthquake or something ?

    • Pants

      Yes, you are the last remaining human on Earth.

      • Will Smith

        No he aint.

    • DaddyD

      The other 3 douchebags who care about posting "first" died in the earthquake. You are next.

    • TollBoothWillie

      Hey Steven,

      Here's a dollar twenty-five… and go FUCK YOURSELF!!

    • Mary


  • British Gent

    #19 Thats a really nice looking paddling pool!

    • Fap Fap Fap


    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

    • vhr1904


  • ghut

    #19 Two of my favourite things , Beans and inflatable pools

    • Henrik

      I would love to spill my beans all over her.

    • Lotus

      An awesome comment being posted at the Chive? I can't believe it!

  • Ell

    #9 jizz from the 'coke'!

  • The Bandit

    #1 definetly better than reading shampoo and shower gel bottles
    #5 …he will need therapy…for life!

  • Leroy

    #7 kinda ruined #8 for me.

    But only a little.

    • Rose3191

      Yeah, it was kind of like 'I see what you did there….and I really wish you hadn't'

    • Biz02

      We all know Sara Underwood doesn't poop.

      • Bill57

        if she does? it's gold

        • DaddyD

          Peach ice cream

        • JEIeaq

          no, if she does it's silicone and botox.

    • Ha.Ha.

      instead of breast implants she should've gotten some ass implants and round that shit out

      • myNameIs

        What is this new infatuation with HUGE ROUND asses ? A nice tight ass is fantastic!

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      A triple I saw what you did there. 7,8,9

    • thom

      I was scrolling slowly, and when I saw the top of #8 I was afraid she was peeing into a urinal. Fortunately for all of us she wasn't. Drop the duckface though.


      is this sara underwood from G4?

      • Trollatc

        Yes and Playmate of the year 2009

      • El_Hefe

        And i wish she'd take over for that Candace Bailey retard

  • failism

    #1 Watching shit while doing shit.

    • shaka

      watching shit while you shit

    • ChairmanMeowz

      yo dawg, i heard you liked shit…

  • zing

    #28 Your average Chivette.

    • AmBush Steve

      Is there a problem?

    • Dylan

      #4 Your average Troll.

      • K.C.

        Give me a P…..give me an A……

      • Average Troll

        Internet standards, #8 is not good enough.
        Actually was screaming #4 s name last night.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        HA well played *golf clap*

      • zing.

        Welcome back Horsey.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz

      find her! 🙂

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=505737141 AJ Rantz


        • http://twitter.com/ADavis41 @ADavis41

          About 70 people live in Muskogee County, she should not be hard to find.

  • zero5ed

    #12 looks more like a canker sore then a cold sore… just saying….

    • Candybabe_66

      Canker sores are inside the mouth and that definitely isn't a cold sore. He looks like he got jacked in the lip and it's slightly bruised.

      • zero5ed

        i thought canker sores can be on lips too. but ehh learn something everyday.

        • Dolfan0925

          Yup canker sores are only inside the mouth. And those of us that get them get to not feel like that pic because we don't have Herpes. 🙂

          Doesn't make it feel any less like a piranha is trying to pull your lip off.

  • its_forge 107p

    #26 Thats my phone.

    • to me too

      looks like a credit card to me

    • http://www.facebook.com/lmcpike Laura Pike

      thats a debit card…

      • old

        hey Laura you look like Paula

    • trooperjoe

      stupid, that's a card.

  • ramram

    #12 Can't tell if cold sore… or the herps

    • Leroy

      …and they are the same thing

    • Candybabe_66

      "Herpes labialis is infection of the lips, mouth, or gums with the herpes simplex virus. It leads to the development of small, painful blisters commonly called cold sores or fever blisters."

  • DweebsterDeluxe

    I'm sorry but dat ass does not cancel out the duckface Sarah Jean…ok maybe a little.

    • http://www.facebook.com/FightingCorsair Dave Gal

      I think she got her lips done. She has perma-duckface now.

    • JEIeaq

      or the fake tits.

    • hakai20

      To be honest, I didn't even notice the duckface.

    • bigjohn

      fine I will take her off your hands and you will not have to worry about duckface or fake tits.

  • Ramtard Robinson

    #17 Come sit down little boy and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  • Hand Of Fate 125p

    #14 I want it in me !

  • Candybabe_66

    #28 – Spitters are quitters, after all.

    • JohnnyDeep

      will you marry me?! :$

  • Andy Rawdick

    #22 Poo man's on the runs.

  • Andy Rawdick

    #2 I'll suck a Tigga's dick fo some o' dat sweet honay…!

    • truth

      i bet you would… fag

  • MonkeyMadness

    #5 That would be my reaction too.

  • Rain

    #23 is seriously out off TP

    • asdf

      nice, didn't saw that one

      also, i dont think freedom, chance is higher he's just stuck

  • saucypants

    #19 I'd eat every last one of those beans off of her. And then ask for seconds.

  • saucypants

    #30 I was expecting a swastika.

    • Dolfan0925

      OMG would have been SO much better!!!

    • TheAndychrist


  • Dan

    #5 Not all boobs are meant to be seen.

  • Quine

    #4 as i devour you

    • The_Marc

      Yeah, something like "OH GOD, NO <insert name> PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!"

    • craigarlen

      am I the only one that thought of 'Misery' when looking at this pic? Kathy Bates sure has changed a lot…

  • laelow

    Sarah FTW.


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000349369337 Rick Van de Schepop

    I like the fact thats things from my country keep popping up at theChive 😀
    Those custom cards are really fun 🙂

    • truth

      and your country would be?

      • Silentstatic

        Retardonia….. ^^ thanks for the setup…

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