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Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

August 25, 2011 | In: DAR, Random

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jroc

FIRST

Marios145

yes, but you're also first with so many negative votes in so small time

jroc

its worth it

Picard_

Fucking Hipster…

jroc

yes! finally first on a DAR. Best day ever!
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

FIRST HIJACK!!!

Hugs,
Paula
- one Paula to rule them all
One of the 1st

Funny that 25% of the pics here are referencing the Chive in some way – like seeing one big fucking commercial for the Chive within DAR. #25 #27 #42 and others….we get it Chive we fucking get it

Dan1

O.o …. You are on the Chive. Its like getting angry at Pepsi for putting Pepsi on their Pepsi cans.

VinnyJ12190

#40 A wise guy eh… nuk nuk nuk

SweetAwesomeness

NIAGARA FALLS?!?!?!?

Ferret

Great reference … "Slowly I turn …."

justsayin

#42 I like really boobies : )
mike dude, that dude

Biggie Smalls baby photo
Milton S. Hershey

Moe, Larry, The Cheese!! No The Limbuiger!

laxcat36

#23 i think i will vaction in london this year

Yeah so

While you're there, tell her to stop turning her head like that.
NAACP

Does vaction mean cum?
WIUEhew

………….and?
DrChimichanga

Crude but effective.
dub

London-ception?
Nina

It's a fake, her name is Anette Haga, and she's from Norway. I've seen this picture without the chive sign on her blog, http://www.nettenestea.com before.

DrChimichanga

Hahahaha…. BUSTED, CHIVE!

Ned Flanders

Yeah you pretty much have to figure 90% of the chive stuff people have written in their pictures is shopped and that the "this is a friend of mine from *insert whatever here*" are BS. Yet, here we are, every, single, day…

truthish

The start of the fall of thechive. Reputation gone for a toss ,slowly the site will be deserted.

lonin

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Machinist

If she's London, I'd like to show her Big Ben…

Makes No Excuses

I dont care if its fake or not… shes gorgeous

disturbed

#6 is why there is a night light in every single basement outlet. Zombies are scared of night lights.

DrChimichanga

Zombies are scared of vegetables.

JHL1

Vegetables have absolutely no fear of zombies.

DrChimichanga

Logical conclusion.

Makes No Excuses

Nailed it

SweetAwesomeness

#48 ironing and makes quesadillas???

get out of my fantasies and into my life!

Corey Haim

Get outta my dreams and into my car!

DrChimichanga

Get outta my car and into this wedding ring.

McBeastie

Wedding ring? Don't you want sex?

Bastard, F.

Get in mah belly!

name

chicken quesadillas are the clincher. i will marry her
truth

what a sweet ass you have erin…. yummy
Truth Inc.

how 'bout that? a homemaking ho.

Truth Is

Udahoe

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels

Idaho?

jravity1

can you make potatoes with an iron?

Huzzah

The question is: Do you make the quesadilla WITH the iron? Multitasking is fantastic!
asdf

She was ironing??
http://ssdaf.com fsdfa

cool!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

God Dammit I love erin

Chris_Mason

#5 sound advice

DrChimichanga

At first I read that as "not to tea party either." Also probably sound advice.
ur-right

yeah.. but when he sees chuck norris, his heal will probably explode.. either way..

Verbal_Kint

#10 guess it's gonna be uncomfortable to suck all that cock for a while…

Mcfly707

Haha…Good one

WOIew

how was that a "good one"? calling a hipster gay is about as fresh as saying justin bieber's a lesbian.

DrChimichanga

Calling hipsters "cool" would be ironically appropriate in this case, but you'd probably never thought of that.
Mcfly707

Sorry, I wasn't going for "fresh". Thanks though.

The Chivery

Of course not. Chivers never go for anything fresh or original, it's what makes us who we are.

Chive on!

truth

You would know verbal, but comfort has never stopped you before has it….
Brenda

i know him in real life and he's not a douche. piss off.
mac thranschtieker

what the fuck is a hipster?

duh

something that white people call other white people who don't dress like goths, punks, wiggers, emos, jocks, preps, slobs, or anything else they can assign a designation to.

SweetAwesomeness

#18 is he also the guy in the six flags commercials?!?!?

he just became less annoying

DrChimichanga

No, that's his brother, Chester.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Meh.

Hugs,
Paula
- one Paula to rule them all

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

#35 Nailed it!
DrChimichanga

So true though.
dougfunny

stop saying that, we dont want your virtual hugs

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Yes you do.

Hugs,
Paula
- one Paula to rule them all

Mac Thrashtiekvon

i'm fuckin GOD kay,so i don't even know what your're doing at fucking all but the shit Doesn't make fucked sence, now what the fucking bull shit are you fucking off about aound with fucking hugs fuckeramas, now what the fuck??? this ain't the news of ibex land where the furckoplopeans and and fuckridianies are fucking all about?? now fuck!!! stop this fucky cocking wad dumb fruitiolling and then then freaking WHAT???? well i don't give a fuckrel, u can just go back to fruitylooopy jiz waddington fuckers pallace of the unifucocks, and bloody die there liek frucktardy toothfucking jippytromatic waltbag…..

Bill57

you are irellevant as always paulie
Lotus

I agree, the number of reposts and chive t-shirt/logo posts was sickening. Chive needs to get its shit together instead of puking out way too many filler posts in a day.

Mcfly707

#27 and he banged all three of them. #48 great, now I have to hide my boner at work.

NAACP

Work boner is work….

emc

And you're beign paid for that…

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

I would say that you are a bit off on your guess at #27 Its probably more along the lines of he could have banged all three of them if he had wanted too. But he's Bill Fucking Murray, he probably had something even more awesome than a foursome lined up.

DrChimichanga

Yeah, he immediately went to the unemployment office, where he's been spending a lot of time since the 90's.

WOIew

probably. fucking loser alcoholic old bastard.

billmurray

The dude rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DrChimichanga

The dude was played by Jeff Bridges, not Bill Murray, so I'm not sure what the context of your comment is. But, yeah, the dude does rule.

old

I don't think Bill can get it UP anymore, you have to understand thats he has being an alcoholic and a druggie since he was probably 16 years old.I think now he can only get pleasure from sticking things in his ass. Poor Bill Murray.

Mcfly707

Indeed.
asdf

I wonder if anyone's asked him if he knows about a website profiting off his likeness.

truth

an extremely lame one at that.

Truth Is

Nope.
You're thinking about Kim Kardash……..whatever

AssClown

#18 Only in 'merica…

moderately obese

well…japan's got cucmber flavored Pepsi

AssClown

#42 Scrolled by fast, thought it was a Mexican guy with big nipples…

NAACP

Stared at it for 3 minutes.

Think it is a guy.

The_Dood

Those nips are too big to be on a guy.

Anon

I think this is another one of those situations where you don't say anything if you have nothing nice to say.

Mrs_Conejo

well said

AssClown

Mmm…yeah…and it's fine to make fun of obese people or big black chicks posted in an earlier post, who were told they could be anything they wanted, and chose to become a tv?

Mrs_Conejo

i feel i would react the same way if someone were defending 'obese people or big black chicks'. but with that said you get what you get when you put yourself on the internet….

Beth

A lot of folks don't put THEMSELVES on the internet, they just get put onto the internet – by people who want to make a joke of them.

The internet is turning into a free-for-all of anonymous, hypocritical stabs at others.

AssClown

I take it you're a Mexican guy with big nipples?
McBeastie

If we all had nice things to say we wouldn't be anonymously commenting on the internet.

truth

She looks hot. Big fake tits are not sexy. This chick is. Period.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

She looks hot? You can't even see "her" face.

truth

a womans body can be hot too; no face required

Jon

I have a feeling that if you find this picture attractive, you could possibly be gay….because there is nothing feminine or attractive about this picture. TheBerry could be the site for you my fairy friend

DrChimichanga

Even if you were late to the DAR, you're never too late for me to milk you with my mouth. Bring cookies.
Duvel

I read your comments with a Crusty-the-clown-ish voice in my head
Emily

I promise I'm not a Mexican guy, lol. Just a regular chick with small but cute titties

Ha.Ha.

if that really is you, i think your front torso is super sexy.
truth

I'd love to see them Emily! You look beautiful
Bryce

You should post your face. I'm sure it's killer ;]

What?

You thought it a Mexican guy with big nipples and you went back to check it out?
GetAGrip

You guys are nuts. She's got a killer body
jackie_d_1989

i think she has nice boobies =] don't let em getchya down girl!

TheBoris

Early Dar Hell yeah #48

DrChimichanga

Fuck you, Boris.

Makes No Excuses

Boris the bullet dodger?

dan

find her

BOB

FIRST BITCHES!!!!

cmon

damn, not even close
lol

fail
Hammer_Pants

Alas, no.
DrChimichanga

I got 99 problems but this bitch aint first.

Sasquatch

#23- maybe next time, move those pills under your mirror out of the shot? just a thought…

NAACP

Maybe next time, don't look at minute details when there is a beautiful woman in the picture.
ltw

Do you have something against antacids?
arTee

Sasquatch, I imagine your voice to sound like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. When I read your comment in your voice it makes me laugh.

disturbed

#23 Damn girl! You def need your own post!

Tomas

Her name's NOT London. It's Dana, and the pix are from a 2009 blog. o.0
http://xx-just-me-dana-xx.skyrock.com/

JHL1

Good find.
It is quite possible her name is not really London nor Dana, but I think we can all agree she is pleasant to look at.
isawoj

Someone earlier said her name was Annette Haga and her pics come up when you search that name. Her pics are probably out there under even more names. Beautiful girl, though.
USMC8654Justice

lol so someone PSed the chive on letter. that is awesome.

Hand of Fate

Yeah I can't believe people are still falling for this. Its "Scarlett" all over again. I bet it was the same person who faked both too.

isawoj

It takes 10 seconds to run a google image search to see if it is some picture floating all over the internet before posting it and looking like a fool.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

#6 So damn true! Screw that noise, what if… What if….
Yessirr

#39 #42 today we shall perform a study of opposites.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

#39 is Stitz Norma, worth image googling.

Hugs,
Paula
- one Paula to rule them all

Cyberfunker

Paul(a) haven't you reach your 3 inch weiner with your mouth yet?
TheWorld

God dammit I looked it up even though I know this is Jordan Carver. You're an asshole.

- the world
DrChimichanga

Are you getting paid for promoting this because this is getting sort of absurd, a month later.
Flipster

I blame myself for looking it up even though it's from you…. banging my head againstt the wall now.

GreyDog

To help with your recovery: try "Jordan Carver" and "sunset"
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22jordan+carver%2…

J_Dub

holy sweet fucking jesus those are some amazing milk jugs! thank you sir, thank you very much!!!

Bill57

still irellevant
damner

damn u.

damn u to hell.

http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

#39 ….there may be a god! and #21 thanks london!!!

God

Spoiler alert: nope.

F.S.M.

I'm just glad her name is not London. that would be fucking retarded

Tomas

#21 Her name's NOT London. It's Dana, and the pix are from a 2009 blog. o.0
http://xx-just-me-dana-xx.skyrock.com/

Sonny

Can anyone translate that sentence into English please?
Nina

Dana is also a fake, it's Anette Haga from Norway, http://www.nettenestea.com, and that picture is from her vacation on St. Thomas earlier this summer..:)

DistractedColoradan

Zing!
You beat all the boys to it! Lol, congrats Nina:)

USMC8654Justice

no matter her name i would still like to put parts of my body inside her body. like my earlobe in her left nostril. just saying
DrChimichanga

Umm, except Tomas' comment two comments directly above this one pointed this out 10 minutes before Nina's post…

hMMMM

except if you read further up about 5 more posts, Nina was the first to comment on this.

Notfirst

except if you read even further up, you'll see that she wasn't.

truth

more chive bs then….

http://sfsd.com dfgd

good one!!!!!!!!!!

VinnyJ12190

#24 I'd be crapping my pants…

Brutal Deluxe

I crapped my pants anyway, and I'm not even in the picture.
http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

I'd be jumping… and Vinny you'd never make it that far in the first place.
Nick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxIzLgN6rGs&fe…

AssClown

#24 Assassin's Creed

houtini

Sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5oXUX1ydFE

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

#19 Nope, just a charcoal win.

http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

I Smell the fries,they must be almost done,I'll just do one more bong……………………..FUCK!

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

Well put

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

At first I thought it was a sandbox full of turds, and I was like what does this have anything to do with fries!?

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

Interesting that there would be a mini sandbox full of turds in the kitchen. You have some weird habits sir.

DrChimichanga

I love how you commented like five times on the first page today, and pretty much all of your comments were neither witty nor entertaining. Try again tomorrow.

http://twitter.com/Pud_Divine @Pud_Divine

#2 …. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY440xok5wY nuff said
bettingonthecubs

#35 coordination for a slip n slide is a necessity
phonzo

#7

CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU M………

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Norma Stitz, so worth image searching.

Hugs,
Paula
- one Paula to rule them all

Brother Maynard

Quit plugging your mom's website.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=510682091 Graham Upshaw

Wonder if anyone will fall for that today?

ssstoopid

NEVER AGAIN!
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Every. Single. Time.

Hugs,
Paula
- one Paula to rule them all

Mike Apathy

Blue Waffles anyone? Krokodil Drug? Anyone?

-Mike Apathy
http://theoctopushamstring.com

MAX_POW

kind of old don't you think?….Almost everybody has google Norma already…change the :subject" would ya?

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

It was funny on one of the comments higher up, but repeats are in bad taste.

sixdeadelves

how many times?
phonzo

JA JA thats Bully Suicide, stop posting fotos of yourself
Oh No You Didn't

Guess who just had to washed his eyes with bleach!!?? Fuck you!!
Bill57

still even more irellevant

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