August 25, 2011 |
In: DAR, Random
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yes, but you're also first with so many negative votes in so small time
its worth it
yes! finally first on a DAR. Best day ever!
- one Paula to rule them all
Funny that 25% of the pics here are referencing the Chive in some way – like seeing one big fucking commercial for the Chive within DAR. #25 #27 #42 and others….we get it Chive we fucking get it
O.o …. You are on the Chive. Its like getting angry at Pepsi for putting Pepsi on their Pepsi cans.
#40 A wise guy eh… nuk nuk nuk
Great reference … "Slowly I turn …."
#42 I like really boobies : )
Biggie Smalls baby photo
Moe, Larry, The Cheese!! No The Limbuiger!
#23 i think i will vaction in london this year
While you're there, tell her to stop turning her head like that.
Does vaction mean cum?
Crude but effective.
It's a fake, her name is Anette Haga, and she's from Norway. I've seen this picture without the chive sign on her blog, http://www.nettenestea.com before.
Hahahaha…. BUSTED, CHIVE!
Yeah you pretty much have to figure 90% of the chive stuff people have written in their pictures is shopped and that the "this is a friend of mine from *insert whatever here*" are BS. Yet, here we are, every, single, day…
The start of the fall of thechive. Reputation gone for a toss ,slowly the site will be deserted.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
If she's London, I'd like to show her Big Ben…
I dont care if its fake or not… shes gorgeous
#6 is why there is a night light in every single basement outlet. Zombies are scared of night lights.
Zombies are scared of vegetables.
Vegetables have absolutely no fear of zombies.
#48 ironing and makes quesadillas???
get out of my fantasies and into my life!
Get outta my dreams and into my car!
Get outta my car and into this wedding ring.
Wedding ring? Don't you want sex?
Get in mah belly!
chicken quesadillas are the clincher. i will marry her
what a sweet ass you have erin…. yummy
how 'bout that? a homemaking ho.
can you make potatoes with an iron?
The question is: Do you make the quesadilla WITH the iron? Multitasking is fantastic!
She was ironing??
God Dammit I love erin
#5 sound advice
At first I read that as "not to tea party either." Also probably sound advice.
yeah.. but when he sees chuck norris, his heal will probably explode.. either way..
#10 guess it's gonna be uncomfortable to suck all that cock for a while…
how was that a "good one"? calling a hipster gay is about as fresh as saying justin bieber's a lesbian.
Calling hipsters "cool" would be ironically appropriate in this case, but you'd probably never thought of that.
Sorry, I wasn't going for "fresh". Thanks though.
Of course not. Chivers never go for anything fresh or original, it's what makes us who we are.
You would know verbal, but comfort has never stopped you before has it….
i know him in real life and he's not a douche. piss off.
what the fuck is a hipster?
something that white people call other white people who don't dress like goths, punks, wiggers, emos, jocks, preps, slobs, or anything else they can assign a designation to.
#18 is he also the guy in the six flags commercials?!?!?
he just became less annoying
No, that's his brother, Chester.
#35 Nailed it!
So true though.
stop saying that, we dont want your virtual hugs
Yes you do.
i'm fuckin GOD kay,so i don't even know what your're doing at fucking all but the shit Doesn't make fucked sence, now what the fucking bull shit are you fucking off about aound with fucking hugs fuckeramas, now what the fuck??? this ain't the news of ibex land where the furckoplopeans and and fuckridianies are fucking all about?? now fuck!!! stop this fucky cocking wad dumb fruitiolling and then then freaking WHAT???? well i don't give a fuckrel, u can just go back to fruitylooopy jiz waddington fuckers pallace of the unifucocks, and bloody die there liek frucktardy toothfucking jippytromatic waltbag…..
you are irellevant as always paulie
I agree, the number of reposts and chive t-shirt/logo posts was sickening. Chive needs to get its shit together instead of puking out way too many filler posts in a day.
#27 and he banged all three of them. #48 great, now I have to hide my boner at work.
Work boner is work….
And you're beign paid for that…
I would say that you are a bit off on your guess at #27 Its probably more along the lines of he could have banged all three of them if he had wanted too. But he's Bill Fucking Murray, he probably had something even more awesome than a foursome lined up.
Yeah, he immediately went to the unemployment office, where he's been spending a lot of time since the 90's.
probably. fucking loser alcoholic old bastard.
The dude rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The dude was played by Jeff Bridges, not Bill Murray, so I'm not sure what the context of your comment is. But, yeah, the dude does rule.
I don't think Bill can get it UP anymore, you have to understand thats he has being an alcoholic and a druggie since he was probably 16 years old.I think now he can only get pleasure from sticking things in his ass. Poor Bill Murray.
I wonder if anyone's asked him if he knows about a website profiting off his likeness.
an extremely lame one at that.
You're thinking about Kim Kardash……..whatever
#18 Only in 'merica…
well…japan's got cucmber flavored Pepsi
#42 Scrolled by fast, thought it was a Mexican guy with big nipples…
Stared at it for 3 minutes.
Think it is a guy.
Those nips are too big to be on a guy.
I think this is another one of those situations where you don't say anything if you have nothing nice to say.
Mmm…yeah…and it's fine to make fun of obese people or big black chicks posted in an earlier post, who were told they could be anything they wanted, and chose to become a tv?
i feel i would react the same way if someone were defending 'obese people or big black chicks'. but with that said you get what you get when you put yourself on the internet….
A lot of folks don't put THEMSELVES on the internet, they just get put onto the internet – by people who want to make a joke of them.
The internet is turning into a free-for-all of anonymous, hypocritical stabs at others.
I take it you're a Mexican guy with big nipples?
If we all had nice things to say we wouldn't be anonymously commenting on the internet.
She looks hot. Big fake tits are not sexy. This chick is. Period.
She looks hot? You can't even see "her" face.
a womans body can be hot too; no face required
I have a feeling that if you find this picture attractive, you could possibly be gay….because there is nothing feminine or attractive about this picture. TheBerry could be the site for you my fairy friend
Even if you were late to the DAR, you're never too late for me to milk you with my mouth. Bring cookies.
I read your comments with a Crusty-the-clown-ish voice in my head
I promise I'm not a Mexican guy, lol. Just a regular chick with small but cute titties
if that really is you, i think your front torso is super sexy.
I'd love to see them Emily! You look beautiful
You should post your face. I'm sure it's killer ;]
You thought it a Mexican guy with big nipples and you went back to check it out?
You guys are nuts. She's got a killer body
i think she has nice boobies =] don't let em getchya down girl!
Early Dar Hell yeah #48
Fuck you, Boris.
Boris the bullet dodger?
damn, not even close
I got 99 problems but this bitch aint first.
#23- maybe next time, move those pills under your mirror out of the shot? just a thought…
Maybe next time, don't look at minute details when there is a beautiful woman in the picture.
Do you have something against antacids?
Sasquatch, I imagine your voice to sound like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite. When I read your comment in your voice it makes me laugh.
#23 Damn girl! You def need your own post!
Her name's NOT London. It's Dana, and the pix are from a 2009 blog. o.0
It is quite possible her name is not really London nor Dana, but I think we can all agree she is pleasant to look at.
Someone earlier said her name was Annette Haga and her pics come up when you search that name. Her pics are probably out there under even more names. Beautiful girl, though.
lol so someone PSed the chive on letter. that is awesome.
Yeah I can't believe people are still falling for this. Its "Scarlett" all over again. I bet it was the same person who faked both too.
It takes 10 seconds to run a google image search to see if it is some picture floating all over the internet before posting it and looking like a fool.
#6 So damn true! Screw that noise, what if… What if….
#39 #42 today we shall perform a study of opposites.
#39 is Stitz Norma, worth image googling.
Paul(a) haven't you reach your 3 inch weiner with your mouth yet?
God dammit I looked it up even though I know this is Jordan Carver. You're an asshole.
- the world
Are you getting paid for promoting this because this is getting sort of absurd, a month later.
I blame myself for looking it up even though it's from you…. banging my head againstt the wall now.
To help with your recovery: try "Jordan Carver" and "sunset"
holy sweet fucking jesus those are some amazing milk jugs! thank you sir, thank you very much!!!
damn u to hell.
#39 ….there may be a god! and #21 thanks london!!!
Spoiler alert: nope.
I'm just glad her name is not London. that would be fucking retarded
#21 Her name's NOT London. It's Dana, and the pix are from a 2009 blog. o.0
Can anyone translate that sentence into English please?
Dana is also a fake, it's Anette Haga from Norway, http://www.nettenestea.com, and that picture is from her vacation on St. Thomas earlier this summer..:)
You beat all the boys to it! Lol, congrats Nina:)
no matter her name i would still like to put parts of my body inside her body. like my earlobe in her left nostril. just saying
Umm, except Tomas' comment two comments directly above this one pointed this out 10 minutes before Nina's post…
except if you read further up about 5 more posts, Nina was the first to comment on this.
except if you read even further up, you'll see that she wasn't.
more chive bs then….
#24 I'd be crapping my pants…
I crapped my pants anyway, and I'm not even in the picture.
I'd be jumping… and Vinny you'd never make it that far in the first place.
#24 Assassin's Creed
#19 Nope, just a charcoal win.
I Smell the fries,they must be almost done,I'll just do one more bong……………………..FUCK!
At first I thought it was a sandbox full of turds, and I was like what does this have anything to do with fries!?
Interesting that there would be a mini sandbox full of turds in the kitchen. You have some weird habits sir.
I love how you commented like five times on the first page today, and pretty much all of your comments were neither witty nor entertaining. Try again tomorrow.
#2 …. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY440xok5wY nuff said
#35 coordination for a slip n slide is a necessity
CEILING CAT IS WATCHING YOU M………
Norma Stitz, so worth image searching.
Quit plugging your mom's website.
Wonder if anyone will fall for that today?
Every. Single. Time.
Blue Waffles anyone? Krokodil Drug? Anyone?
kind of old don't you think?….Almost everybody has google Norma already…change the :subject" would ya?
It was funny on one of the comments higher up, but repeats are in bad taste.
how many times?
JA JA thats Bully Suicide, stop posting fotos of yourself
Guess who just had to washed his eyes with bleach!!?? Fuck you!!
still even more irellevant
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