Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • DweebsterDeluxe

    I think I gotta do some redecorating…
    #3 #14 #17

    • Candybabe_66

      If you're putting that stuff in, I'll be right over. 😉

      • DweebsterDeluxe

        Pics will be necessary before admission.

    • thom

      #14
      Only one rhino has to die per chair.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • DweebsterDeluxe

      Keeping it simple these days eh Paula?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        KISS principle FTW.
        That and natural boobies.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • n_kb

      Really? Couldn't think of anything else?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No time, no time! Late at work, early DMA, early DARs, driving me crazyyyy!!!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • Mac the Intern

      you've really outdone yourself this time Paula

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Just got in and no time to prepare. Also wanted to do this already. And as long as it fucks with Chiver's minds it's all good 🙂

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – didn't you think your toothbrush tasted funny yesterday?

        • Ha.Ha.

          Stop talking to yourself, Paula/Mac

      • nate

        didn't paula show p about the same time as you?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yeah we sleep together (I have my own toothbrush though!!) but I do NOT work at the Chive.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

          • CNG

            Fuck you Paula you stupid bitch.

          • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

            I am really starting to think you do…

      • Dylan

        Ok since there is a new intern shouldn't you get a new title now!? 😉

        Mac the Stoic, Mac the Viking Conquer, Mac the Overqualified, the possibilities are endless!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I like 'Smack the Intern'. Sounds like fun to do too!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

    • Paul

      My breakfast sammich ready yet?

  • cjwhookid

    #7 "Those flowers have thorns you asshole"

    • gaz

      you can see the scar from the tetanus jab

      • dub

        I believe that's a small pox vaccine. I have one too.

  • Alec

    Ahh just what I needed!

  • Chase

    #13 This is the movie that I have had for years!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Very nice, slightly nsfw version of this: http://i35.tinypic.com/29kqs6c.jpg

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Dan

      From the movie "Bandidas". Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz get almost naked.

    • DngnRdr

      I've said quite a few times that Twilight would appeal to a much broader audience if Bella hooked up with Alice and told Edward & Jacob to bugger off!

      • newscot

        They have it:

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You pubicly admit to having seen Twilight? You must have balls the size of coconuts.

        But then again you DID see Twilight, so that revokes the coconuts.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

      • The_Dood

        If who did what with who in the what? Man card revoked.

      • shaka

        did you just type the word "bugger" WTF hand over your man card..

    • J.T.

      Broke Back Mountain 2 – The Fur Traders

  • YOu

    Is that andy samberg on the left
    #20

    • softwood

      They are both andy samberg

      • http://www.facebook.com/coastguard Chris Sko

        Meant to look like Mcenroe and Borg.

    • FoShizzle

      Trey Paker and Matt Stone could play these parts.

    • VedHead77

      Yes and yes. If they posed for this pic, that's funny. If it's 'shopped, that's one helluva shop job. Well done.

    • Glenn

      Read the top of the magazine, doofus

  • cjwhookid

    #14 I feel like Jim Carrey should be sitting there…

    • chefmaster

      this is a lovely room of death.

      • NathanF

        waaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmm!!!!!

  • tawhitlow

    #21 would scare the crap out of me if I saw that on the road

    • Gevth

      Why? Considering the shape of its jaw, it's obviously a vegetarian dinosaur, that most likely only eats hard leaves off the top of trees.

      • davi311b

        its also enormous

  • Captnjack

    The only thing i hate about getting to a post really early is there are no interesting comments to read… ah, well, most of them are trolls nowadays anyway…

    • Captnjack

      You know, never mind, i refreshed the page and there was a whole whack of comments.

  • James

    *18 shopped!

    • shaka

      #18 dude, pound sign not asterisk

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        im goin with shop too unless the vehicle its taken from is a monster truck…

        • Mike

          I know the kid who took it, the original is posted on facebook…. not shopped

          • Chris

            Bullsh*t. It's the shark from the famous Tom Peschak photo taken off the coast of South Africa. Google it.

  • tawhitlow

    Bitches love sharks
    #2

    • MonkeyMadness

      Sharks love bitches.

    • Lame

      Yet another fake Putin photo. Gimme a break. He is not as badass as he wishes he is.

      • Travis

        No shit its fake. Enjoy life and Chive on.

        • Randy Marsh

          I believe you meant Keep Calm, Chive On, but I'll allow it.

  • Frank

    Chive, please remove that Facebook overlay. It's seriously annoying. Really!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I hate the one with that new shitty movie on it! Its on the right hand side! Right where I'm forced to see it!

  • jabitt1

    #10 Are we there yet?

    • Zip

      NEVER!

    • http://twitter.com/svp318 @svp318

      That GIF is from a video made by a guy called "cyriak".. look him up on youtube.. craziest shit ever

    • topher

      "smith, so glad you could make it…lol jks"

  • Patrick

    #2 Whats sad is that might not be photoshopped.

    • ShineyShine

      If by "sad," you mean "awesome," then yes. Yes it is.

    • Mike Apathy

      Shoulda had this on Shark Week.

      -Mike Apathy
      http://theoctopushamstring.com

    • Zip

      the one on the left is a flotation device, it has a handle on it, idk about the one on the right though. Obviously he used the one on the left to swim out into open waters to kill the one on the right.

  • Catence

    I want one. #11

  • billshakes626

    #14 Rhinoceros chair is rhinocerosy.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #2 Everything is in order, please, proceed with your day.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #13 back one is Norma Stitz, so worth image searching…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • steven

      OH MY GOD !!…..I HATE YOU PAULA !! fell for it damnit. Norma Stitz is a beached whale lads !!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        At least she's more than a handfull, I thought you liked handfulls?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Ryan

          It never fails, someone always falls for that one.

    • The_Dood

      Paula I hate that you keep saying that, but I do get a little chuckle when someone falls for it. Even if you are steven.

  • The Bandit

    #15 Van-Ception???
    #18 needs #2

  • OneClownShoe

    #7 You want to impress me? Lay down on, like, 3 nails.

    • steven

      with Oprah sitting on your chest

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        And Tom Cruise jumping on her lap.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      What Half-a-Clown said. Anyone (as in: yes, actually anyone) can lie down on a ton of nails without any problem. Pressure per nail: almost zero.
      Pressure per nail on 3 nails: 1/3rd of your weight. Ouch.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Sadly, your explanation will be necessary for at least half the people who see this…..

      • DaddyD

        Please lie down on 3 nails and ask LG to jump on your lap. I don't mind if you die happy as long as you die.

      • 1zmaj

        bitches love physics

  • Candybabe_66

    #13 – Only if it's me and Olivia Wilde.

  • Dan

    #2 Most bad-ass politician ever!

    • Bull

      Most lame ass fakery ever. Large portion of his photos are taken in front of a green screen.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Putin is NOT a politician.

      He's a murderous scumbag criminal that is exploiting his people and resources.

      • hMMMM

        besides, we all know that the title of the most badass politician goes to Jesse Ventura

    • lolol

      i would send him to puerto rico… #2 #18

    • Petey

      TR. nuff said

  • jims dad

    #5 Thats the only way the chivers get some action.

  • Andreas

    #4 Gaddhafi or Kil Yong Ill?

    • Ha.Ha.

      stop misspelling the names of murderous dictators. They'll kill you.

  • kshell25

    #18 Holy dog shit!

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