I figured out where I’m going to get away to….the Maldive Islands (27 Photos)

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  • steven

    first…too easy

    • Dan

      Everyone's looking at hot redheads while you're here.

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  • steven

    third…are you kidding me ?

    • Feeder of Trolls

      Oh wow! You have earned my respect. You …. YOU posted first, second, and third on a post on theChive. I just teared up a little. How did you become so amazing? And so witty!?

    • switch_24

      get a life

    • 123

      You know how we all know you're retarded? You told us. Repeatedly,

  • Ceylon

    #20 that's a big teacup!

    • FolleRousse

      it's missing Alice

    • JDub

      needs a big teabag! hahaha……sorry I couldn't resist

  • fyi

    For the curious: Quick look at orbitz says avg nightly rate is ~$1100

    • http://thechive.com/ leyani388

      i was about to ask i wonder how much a night is lol

      • Bob Saget

        I saw around $1800 per night for the water huts

    • Havoc Control

      https://www.atollparadise.com/maldives-473-Shangr… has the Water Villa for $507US / night.

  • James

    that just made me so depressed at my desk! epic place. fuck your future child!

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    The Maldives have always been my idea of the perfect tropical getaway :]

  • Dan

    #11 While beautiful, I don't think I'd want that many windows looking in on my bathtub.

    • http://javelinphotos.com Javelin

      It's so far away from society, I wouldn't give a crap about anyone seeing me naked, honest.

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    • doublemeat

      Look at my balls. Look.

    • its_forge

      There's only at most one similar villa to each side and they're blocked from viewing you by strategically placed panels. The nearest civilization out the front wall is probably Sri Lanka around 1200 miles away. That's gonna take a hell of a pair of binoculars.

  • dan

    I am going to the Maldives in 3 weeks for my honeymoon. Chive on :D

    • ...

      ok cool story fuck you

    • Ned Flanders

      Lucky bastard. That's where my wife wants to go for our whatever the hell moon. Pricey though.

    • vhr1904

      When is the divorce?

    • phideauxe

      Good news, bad news.

  • astowe10

    I have a feeling this said kid you may bankrupt will likely be conceived here. so later you can tell him that was his gift…

  • http://www.thechive.com HO11YWOOD303

    Holy shit! That looks like paradise.Attention Chivettes ; I'm booking a trip here, join me.

    • FolleRousse

      join you why? are you paying? o.O

  • Jase

    Holy shit a whole post on Makdives..Im Maldivian and this makes me miss home.

    • http://javelinphotos.com Javelin

      You shouldn't left that awesome place!

      • its_forge

        Heh, probably no work unless you want to fold sheets in one of these places = )

  • herp

    It's $1000 – $2000 a night.


    • Chris

      Just checked the prices… For 7 nights it was $16,264.00! $2K a night!

    • https://www.facebook.com/sniffytobias Toby Valora

      their are many different packages not every resort is over $1k per night, some are around the $300ish per night range. http://bit.ly/htJme7

  • Rose3191

    Look at how clear the water is!
    The SCUBA Diving must be fantastic out there.

  • NicBree

    Well, I just decided where my future honeymoon will be!

  • http://twitter.com/IceGripp @IceGripp

    College is over rated.

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  • Brian King

    There is no need to mortgage your kid's future to go there. You just bring them with you and put them to work in the local economy…

  • WhyVess


    Shopped? (bottom left, tree) Why they feel the need to photoshop an already beautiful place is beyond me. Unless the pool is raised. Which would make sense.

    • truth

      Image was probably plucked from some kind of brochure.

    • lola

      ..or not.

    • hMMMM

      probably raised, or else there would be a lot of sand that ends up in there

    • its_forge

      It's one of those lipless pools.

  • davey

    The sex must be great there.

  • Logan

    if heaven were a hammock, it would be this one #26

    • thom

      I would be nervous that tree coming down and killing me. Of course, there wouldn't be a much better way to go.

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  • g'est

    I don't see any food anywhere. It must be for skinny little rich people.

  • Smoke Dogg

    I'll take 1 of #10 and taht is all.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cheeselea Chelsea Lauren Foulk

      Yeah, that picture sold me.

  • Chiz Niz

    #23 It must be expensive. This the only dude who could afford it. Not another sole to be seen.

    • its_forge

      ::nod:: It looks like Myst Island.

  • misschris

    #21 Wow it's really spectacular there. I would enjoy oh-so-much naked time. No one around to care.

    • TitoRigatoni

      I for one would love to join you there for naked time.

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