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  • Teh Buru

    And another fuck you to Paula

    • sexualniner

      yeah fuck that guy.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      dude, why feed the trolls? even tho i like Paula, i can't help but think you're an idiot for beging for a reply from shim

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Don't worry, I prefer handsome young men like you.
        That IS you in your avatar, is it? You're not a chick, right? You never know these days… I've still got nightmares about 'sheoncebelieved'.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Mac Thrashtiekvon

          ya!. who the fuck? paula? who the fuck? maybe shes a cocain heriwen screwy addict, and she is likely a bad bad man, with fucked intenionts , what ever the case fucking might wut? be, shes a crazzy dambed nut reading godless deserpenertated whailky. and thats a fucked thing for a wadfuck to be, but what the fuck? i'm fucking GOD, kay, so fuck the lake dwelling lumchucking fucklings. i don't need the junk!!!! so what the fuck is a tellapromter anyways what the fuck do you even need to mean at all? you are a fratrumpish little gold loser,who will englove the mitten. . . now fuck.

          • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

            I read this out lout. A goblin jumped out of my closet and ate my leg.

            You've been warned.

            • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

              loud* I blame the blood loss.

      • sexualniner

        this is an all time low, being called an idiot by a moron who cannot spell. though* begging* shim?!?!

    • theweathermansaliar

      Everyone needs someone to hate

  • Rocks Off

    First or second, who cares, fuck you Paula!

    • sexualniner

      paula wears underwear with dickholes in them.

      • Malkintosh22

        That's just smart.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      Paula is awesome

      • kRod

        OK, you're right, you're right … ahem… Paula wears dickholes with underwear in them.

      • its soo true

        Man its amazing how much dick you suck terry ,John ,leo ,paula ,LG`s bf ,the whole town church.

        • truthserum

          they are definitely the majority its soo true….

        • Jowley

          agreed. he's a fuckin' ass-licking, cock-sucker.

  • blah

    goooooo

  • Selmy

    We were screwed out of sexy chivers again I guess.

    • MrCR

      i guess they will be posted on monday again

    • tanner

      John said on Monday he was in NY all week and there wouldn't be one.

    • justin

      are we 'owed' one every week? or are we just spoiled?

      we get chivettes of the week and just spit them back in John's face sometimes too. I think John might be trying to tell us something. he controls the content. if we want to hate on it, then we don't get it.

      • daniel

        john got sick, he gave us a sexy chivers on monday. goddam the chivers are fucking spoiled. not only do we demand SC's every friday, but now we're mean to the Chivettes too!

        very unchive, chivers

        • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

          i love the chivettes. am i bummed when they don't get posted on friday? yeah, but we got 111 pics on monday so i'm happy. Chive on to all the real chivers.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Chive might want to take better care of the Chivettes though and not let them be chased away by the real trolls.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • phuk yu

              Yeah ,they should ban the guys who post their Opinion and are not willing to worship the chics who send in half naked pics to a photoblog so that the members can fap.

              • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

                no they can post opinions all they want, they shouldn't be posting all the negative crap they post. i've said it before. this site used to be full of cool people that would post funny and interesting comments. then the "HPOA" prank happened and it went on jimmy kimmel and all the internet douchebags came here. now the commenters suck and are most likely people with small penises that think they are tough because they have internet and a keyboard. Chris Farley ———————————————————>

      • Selmy

        The majority of the content on the Chive can just be seen on Reddit a day or two before. SC is pretty much the only unique thing they have. I would have thought they'd be more interested in getting it out and getting some page views.

        • jamison

          the Chive is nothing like reddit. the DAR is something amazing btw. if the chive were interested in page views, they'd put all the photos on a slideshow.

          let's not overlook that the chive is becoming a national phenomenon right now, and it's known for having good people. reddit is knows (and proud) of being internet elitists. but at least reddit even admits they steal tons of photos from the chive.

      • WirelessCable

        I take the stand of be appreciative! John, Leo, and other assorted slaves troll the internet and other assorted email inboxes for the good, funny, or just so f*king random photos that they have to be posted in the glorious and magnificent DAR! Plus, if you have the time to sit on theChive all day complaining about lack of content/creativity you seriously need a life! I'm in college and I have time to Chive only on breaks/weekends and I never have once complained!

        If that isn't a motivator, go to theChive archives- http://thechive.com/page/568/
        Enjoy!!

    • truthshallstufree

      Dont wrry the Whores are coming ,fap to some real porn till that time.

    • robot

      SO I guess your week is completely ruined and you'll walk around sad until you see these adorable sluts next time?

      • TRON

        win

    • sarcasm

      I dont see why why is a problem at all, I would gladly sort through +1000 emails of half naked chicks and pick out the 100 best every week. GET AT ME CHIVE!

  • Gutterville

    #38 Best job ever, I'll volunteer for that job. Just tell me where to apply!

    • Gutterville

      FUCK I meant #36 now I look stupid!!!
      I'll just go!!

  • jj

    First

  • chris

    Agreed, Fuck you Paula.

  • Yo Gabba Gabba

    #40 Anyone figure out who this is?

  • Capitalsfan74

    #19 Nailed it.

  • Pails It

    #9

    FUNBAGS!!!!!!!

  • ballsballsninja

    Why the fuck am I on the chive on a friday night?!? #47…. oh

    • TheChipification

      same here. me and my girlfriend simply love the chive!

      • its soo true

        You and your hand.

        • Stevo

          that's the jooooke

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    There is nothing better than #3 especially in the kitchen!

    • stonyjoe

      the best of the week no doubt

      • BloodScrubber

        But I bet her pennys crooked.

        *best said in a Mr. Humphries voice

    • PROFESSORMURDER
      • ChiGuy

        i almost died when i opened that from laughing "yes i am at least 14yrs old" man other countries ROCK. also, someone buy this man a beer, THAT link was AWESOME!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001131878888 Derek Skinner

        I was with this one, til I saw the dreads. Ugh, nothing makes a chick look like she's fucking homeless faster than dreads.

  • CasperSack

    #28 LOL

    • Peter Parker

      yea that one definitely made me laugh 4 a while…we've ALL been there…

    • Rheagan

      the horror which can never be unseen!

  • ilikefood

    These are all reposts…

    • sexualniner

      brilliant deduction.

    • Mike

      You sir are a dumb ass

      • Jowley

        you sir(and many others), need to stop saying "you sir…".

    • duh

      And the Derp award goes to…..

      • CuriousGeorge

        …everyone of you that didn't realize he was joking.

  • sexualniner

    #7 in the case of little baby Joey… Jack, you are not the father.

  • The1Architect

    #2 Widescreen
    #15 We haven't evolved much when you think about it 🙂

  • USLethal

    #29 God knows I've been fooled…..

  • MidwestChiver

    #3 and #13 WOW *jaw drops* MOAR

    • obvioussssss

      ^ Your average dumbass chiver.

      • Midwest Chiver

        Your average dumb ass troll

        • Coast 2 Coast

          your average dumbass chiver again. watch a third dumbass chiver post underneath me saying "your average dumb ass troll again".

          • Tiny Tim

            wrong bitch nice try though

            • Chiver

              You`re avarage dumbasses troll. and we are not dumb you are retired biyatch.

              • TROLL KILLER

                How did this persons post of two sexy women turn into a battle of the trolls

  • Eric

    Chivers, Bill Murray has yet to commit to Ghostbusters 3. I feel like we can do something about this. Ideas?

    • #387

      We can promise him that we will never bring up Ghostbuster 2……bam like it never happened.

  • HAHSO

    HEY LEO, WHATS GOING ON.
    DON'T LET ALL THIS ASSHOLES TALK CRAP TO YOU. YOU GUYS PROBABLY POSTED THOUSANDS OF PICTURES, YET YOU MAKE A MISTAKE WITH ONE, AND THESE ASSHOLES WANT TO LEAVE YOUR SITE. LET THEM LEAVE, YOU'LL PICK UP NEW PEOPLE IN NO TIME.

    • RaginAsian

      All of them are reposts, that's why it's called best of the week.

    • LJGUL

      How cute, Leo has 12yr old boy fans

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS TOO.

    • HAHSO -95P

      LEO WE`LL MAKE SWEET LOVE AGAIN SOME DAY ,THAT ONE TIME WAS LIKE A DREAM.
      THIS TIME I WILL WEAR A PRIEST COSTUME AND YOU CAN BE THE KID.
      MAD LOVE FOR YOU AND THE CHIVE. :*

    • Airwalktdk666

      WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING?

    • Just Sayin'

      ALL CAPS RAGE!

  • goodnuf

    #46 Post EVERY DAY!

    • Sick

      dafne fernandez from spain

      • its_forge

        Viva Espana < doesn't know how to make the mark over the n

        • Carlos

          ALT +164 ñ

          • its_forge

            Thank you sir!

    • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

      absolutely

    • Jowley

      go get laid.

  • HAHSO

    #10 LEO, EARLY ON TODAY.

    • HAHSO -95P

      I WANNA MILK YOU AGAIN LEO.

  • Rick

    #13 Nicest legs & tush tease I've seen so far =)~

    • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

      no doubt

  • Gumbo

    Maybe I missed it the first time…but what in the H E double hockey sticks is going on with the shadow in 17!

    • G Monie

      I wondered the same exact thing!

      • BSS

        Beer gut or pregnant?

        • LEO

          those are tit shadows you fuckin morons…the light is from above. Damn, how many retarded 12yr old browse this site

    • http://theadventuresofjim.wordpress.com/ theAdventuresOfJim

      boobs?

    • Just Sayin'

      My guess is the furry 'nipple' is the end of her ponytail, which you can see going over her shoulder.

    • Dex

      Hey, if you even noticed the shadow, then I got bad news for you son…

  • Gumbo

    #17 oops

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