Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    FIIIIIIIIIIAARRRRRRST!!! A-gain!
    Now bend over and take the strap-on bitch!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • maclean

      stfu paula

    • RobBroad4th

      No.

    • Rocks Off

      I predict a -100 for Paula by the end of Friday.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No, just wait and see…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – I love Chivers on RC

        • Bill57

          still irrelevant to life paula. you are losing your grip on reality tsk tsk

          • DrDubious

            Well she does seem to have found a new fanboy.
            Oh wait, you actually like her free drinks?

    • captian obvious

      … seriously do you have a job/ life/ friends/ somethings else? the chive is awesome but even the people that work there leave and go have fun sometimes. you got some personality at least, go experience something beyond the chive.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yes/satisfying/enough for me/yes (modeling). My work allows me to Chive from time to time. That rules.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • captian obvious

          well then, that's awesome!!!!!!! good job, i'm happy for you🙂

        • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

          You model? Suddenly the respect I had for you as a troll has vanished. I am very dissapoint

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Here we go again: there was an actual photo of me in the DAR a few months back that got very flattering comments. I won't of course tell what photo as you guys would never ever trust a cutie again.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • Hich

              I thought you were actually a dude?

            • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

              No you weren't. You successfully trolled the shit out of me. You were saying the exact same thing half a year ago. That's a bit over a "few months" ago.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                No I didn't; Q1.

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – the one you love to hate

    • snoobs89

      Everbody grab your pitchforks!! i have found Paula! it lives in Devon

      http://tinyurl.com/3l7tbfd

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Cousin Reggie!!! You're on the internet!!
        He's pretty special for a troll; hardly an inbread for example.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

    • Dapper_Dave

      Paula is an awesome troll. You guys are idiots for feeding into, it if it makes you so angry, just don't say anything, starve a troll to to get rid of it. I give Paula thumbs down because I know that's what she wants to see, apart from your moronic responses.

      Keep calm and troll on Paula. :p

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Owww…. I like you…
        I'm not going to offer you a free drink.
        I want to have you while you're awake!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – you might be screaming for a 'free drink' though

        • Dapper_Dave

          Hmmm…..I'm getting thirsty just thinking about it.❤

    • The_Dood

      You need the strap-on to get it ready for your real dick right?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Second too? Even after a minute? I fucking rule this thing.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Damn this is easy when you know the trick!

    • Dick-Severing Psycho

      Choke on a dick

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Every now and then. I take large bites.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • DerJöe

          I would love to see this

          • Will

            …you want to see troll dick?

        • Herm23

          Trick = Not having a life, and actually caring about being the first person to comment. Chive can we get a full douchette post just on Paula?

    • Bill57

      just proves you have no life and are even more irrelevant then you think even though you believe you are a legend in your own mind

      • Willygo

        Well like she said; in her mind she wears a crown and us Chivers are her court's jesters.

      • AmBush Steve

        THAN THAN THAN

    • William

      Go make a sandwhich and STFU

  • maclean

    #14 get back in the kitchen

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Ironicaly there's a 95% chance you are right.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

  • Patrick

    #2 Lightning Rainbow all the way across the sky!

    • LG_

      Whoa, that’s a full rainbow, all the way. …What does it mean?
      😉

      • dub

        Double rainbow!

        Maaaan I wish I had some mushies…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #7 there is such a thing as going to far with this Star Wars thing Chive. And cats are NOT worthy!!!!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Rocks Off

      You ass, it's not from Star Wars it's from Battlestar Galactica. Duh!

      • G Monie

        I hope neither of you are serious…

      • enterprise

        +1 for sarcasm

      • fed

        try the Enterprise from Star Trek😉

        • JP Souza

          and the Reliant

          • varlotto

            You retards, it's the x-wing and the y-wing from Dr. Who meets Battlestar Galactica while they get transported to the Eureka universe.

    • Cyberfunker

      Paula, you dumbass. Know your fiction movies or don't even think about posting one of your ignorant comments….and last but not least CATS are worthy you hateful bitch!!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I love reeling in Chivers even though it's hardly a challenge. They take whatever bait you throw at them.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • Bill57

          it is sad to know that in all of your attempts at mesing with people,, this is the best you can come up with. A pathetic one at that

          • HDCyl

            It worked didn't it?. Some people on this site fall for her antics WAY too easily.

            Nick work Paula

    • MonkeyMadness

      I thought it was from Spaceballs.

    • hip hop anonymous

      It's the HMS Bounty from that book "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"

      • Jim K.

        All of you are bitches! Now fuck off.

    • fatzack

      Paula – I'm usually impressed with your grammar. "too", not "to"

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I have the right to make typos to!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love too hate

  • Sean

    #15 Lesbian Bugs?

    • dub

      They're clearly just warming up.

  • Surfin Badfish

    Love the ocean/surf themed Daily Morning Awesomeness!

    I'm stoked, dudes!

    #23 #13 #8

    • hate munich

      #13 is a constant wave on a river in fucking munich. its cool, but munich sucks

      • Adolph

        Too many Jews?

    • clayone

      That pic is of Dungeons in Hout Bay Cape Town

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #25 to see the rest of this❤ stunner, image search Norma Stitz.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • Phil

      I suspect Paula found Norma Stitz after she googled herself

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      WTF!? Where did she go; too NSFW after all? But the text is still there?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Cyberfunker

      Paula is Norma Stitz.

      • snoobs89

        paula has enormous tits

        • Bill57

          and no brain, it is very sad

    • Truth Is

      Her middle name is Norma.
      Her first name is E.

  • Jimbo

    #21 I'd feed him to my dog.

    • Grill Master Badfish

      If your dog could speak he would tell you those ribs tasted like BBQ sauce and irony.

    • Harry Caray

      Heck I know I would, I'd go back for seconds.

      • Jayhawk Justin

        Then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser!

    • dub

      This needs to be read in the voice of Harry Carey. Haaaeeey!

  • G Monie

    #17 For some reason I've always wondered this…

    • Silentstatic

      I imagine something resembling Spy vs Spy from Mad magazine.

      But the search three spots up makes me wonder if that could happen. Media can't stomach good news…

    • its_forge

      They'd meet up almost immediately, spend the rest of the day drinking coffee in some diner, then go back to you and ask for the $1200 you owe each of them.

  • kng_nthn

    #1 awesome
    #17 LOL

    • Buford_Justice

      just amazing, idk about the subaru usage though…any other wagon would be more respectable and less dykey.

  • Trent

    #20 I think D.C. already tried this. If I remember right, it didn't go over too well.

    • G Monie

      Haha, its funny because its kind of true… but not…

      • Jeargroth

        No no, enforced in Dallas not DC…

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #21 I would then I would have an ice cold Budweiser.

  • Pail

    #14 Your doing it wrong

    #15
    Your doing it RIGHT!

    • Phil

      You're spelling is wrong.

      • Grammar Nazi

        My head just exploded.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #3 screw you guys I'm taking my ball and going home.

    • SkyVader

      Jesus!

      • thom

        Soccer hooligans are taking it to a new level these days.

    • dub

      Can anyone link a HQ or wallpaper of this image? This is nuts.

  • tawhitlow

    #2 That cannot be a good sign

    • Duvel

      What does it mean?

      • Silentstatic

        it means the damn leprechaun booby trapped his pot O' gold. and now my hair won't lay back down…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507583354 Kendall Scarberry

    #24: DOG FISH HEAD IPA!!!!!

    • Ian.

      90 Minute IPA is so good

      • Sizzle

        120 Minute IPA will put hair on your chest.

        • Lylah

          Except this last round was way too sweet. Punkin comes out next week though!

    • Barrel in a Barrel

      fuck IPAs – their Midas Touch is GOLD – and most of their pint&half bottles

    • jakubwrobel

      Fav. craft/micro brewery.

  • Insane2U

    I gotta idea chive why dont you give us paulas email and home address if you have it

    • ^This guy is a loser

      Yeah! That would be so cool! Then you could pretend to be an internet tough guy in another way!

      • Insane2U

        Don't be a cock blocker, bro.

        • J_Dub

          judging by the content of some of her comments I bet she'd be one hell of a fun, dirty fuck!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Awwww (there! I said it!), thank you for standing up for me. Care for a free drink?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • vhr1904

          Paula! I would love to be the what what in your butt butt🙂 holla!

          • dub

            *Gives you razor, electric trimmer, paper bag, and a gallon of moonshine*

            It's dangerous. Take this.

  • Anonymous

    paula is obviously not smart enough to tell the difference between STAR WARS and star trek.

  • The Bandit

    #1 …KITT looks great, so does the JP-Jeep. The DeLorean was always cool (too bad it had a horrid engine!)….but a Subaru (?) wouldn't be my choice if I want an ECTO-1…

    • JP Souza

      Cadillac or nothing. Would love to transplant a Corvette engine in a DeLorean to give it the same sound as the movie.

      • The Bandit

        Yep…gotta be a '59 Caddy. I wonder if a Corvette Engine would fit the DeLorean (put a new one in from the ZR1 or maybe better an old L88)

        • JP Souza

          would have to go in the back.

          • Marty McFly

            Hm Hm, agreed. The Subaru is a fail. Actual movie car-actual movie car-actual movie car-douche with a Subaru with ghost buster sticker……
            As far as putting a V8 in an Delorean, they came with a transverse mounted Buick 2.9 V6 in the back, so a Vette motor/transmission transplant would be major surgery. But would kik azz!

    • http://twitter.com/JasonJHatfield @JasonJHatfield

      It's Colorado, owning a Subaru is pretty much a requirement!

  • saucypants

    #17 lol'd at the P.I. line and then noticed "What would happen if the sun went out". Like it's a goddamn lightbulb.

    • vahung

      Stars do "go out" you know? They either die out (collapse under their own gravity) or go super nova.

    • Carl Sagan

      In 8 minutes it would be dark as fk. Shortly thereafter it would be cold as fk. Shortly thereafter we'd be dead as fk. That's what would happen. I suppose we could just turn on the lights and heater and continue with our normal lives and keep going to the store to buy our food.

      • dub

        Well that's stupid. Why doesn't someone just turn it back on?

  • cKruger

    #3 HAHAHAHA "where is your god now"!!!!1!

  • maclean

    #3 and not a single fuck was given that day

  • Sassy_

    its 4am in nj and i just got a potential job offer!! celebrating! healthcare here i come! chive on!

    • ...

      At 4am in Jersey? Was it a blow job offer? Take it!

    • Lisa

      Congrats. Here's hoping you'll be able to chive at work. Priorities & all that. 😉

  • zeon

    #13 Eisbach – Munich, constant wave, the whole year. love it

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