August 26, 2011 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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It’s Friday, you deserve this….
Now bend over and take the strap-on bitch!
- the one you love to hate
I predict a -100 for Paula by the end of Friday.
No, just wait and see…
- I love Chivers on RC
still irrelevant to life paula. you are losing your grip on reality tsk tsk
Well she does seem to have found a new fanboy.
Oh wait, you actually like her free drinks?
… seriously do you have a job/ life/ friends/ somethings else? the chive is awesome but even the people that work there leave and go have fun sometimes. you got some personality at least, go experience something beyond the chive.
Yes/satisfying/enough for me/yes (modeling). My work allows me to Chive from time to time. That rules.
- the one you love to hate
well then, that's awesome!!!!!!! good job, i'm happy for you
You model? Suddenly the respect I had for you as a troll has vanished. I am very dissapoint
Here we go again: there was an actual photo of me in the DAR a few months back that got very flattering comments. I won't of course tell what photo as you guys would never ever trust a cutie again.
I thought you were actually a dude?
No you weren't. You successfully trolled the shit out of me. You were saying the exact same thing half a year ago. That's a bit over a "few months" ago.
No I didn't; Q1.
Everbody grab your pitchforks!! i have found Paula! it lives in Devon
Cousin Reggie!!! You're on the internet!!
He's pretty special for a troll; hardly an inbread for example.
Paula is an awesome troll. You guys are idiots for feeding into, it if it makes you so angry, just don't say anything, starve a troll to to get rid of it. I give Paula thumbs down because I know that's what she wants to see, apart from your moronic responses.
Keep calm and troll on Paula. :p
Owww…. I like you…
I'm not going to offer you a free drink.
I want to have you while you're awake!
- you might be screaming for a 'free drink' though
Hmmm…..I'm getting thirsty just thinking about it. <3
You need the strap-on to get it ready for your real dick right?
Second too? Even after a minute? I fucking rule this thing.
- Damn this is easy when you know the trick!
Choke on a dick
Every now and then. I take large bites.
I would love to see this
…you want to see troll dick?
Trick = Not having a life, and actually caring about being the first person to comment. Chive can we get a full douchette post just on Paula?
just proves you have no life and are even more irrelevant then you think even though you believe you are a legend in your own mind
Well like she said; in her mind she wears a crown and us Chivers are her court's jesters.
THAN THAN THAN
Go make a sandwhich and STFU
#14 get back in the kitchen
Ironicaly there's a 95% chance you are right.
#2 Lightning Rainbow all the way across the sky!
Whoa, that’s a full rainbow, all the way. …What does it mean?
Maaaan I wish I had some mushies…
#7 there is such a thing as going to far with this Star Wars thing Chive. And cats are NOT worthy!!!!
You ass, it's not from Star Wars it's from Battlestar Galactica. Duh!
I hope neither of you are serious…
+1 for sarcasm
try the Enterprise from Star Trek
and the Reliant
You retards, it's the x-wing and the y-wing from Dr. Who meets Battlestar Galactica while they get transported to the Eureka universe.
Paula, you dumbass. Know your fiction movies or don't even think about posting one of your ignorant comments….and last but not least CATS are worthy you hateful bitch!!!!
I love reeling in Chivers even though it's hardly a challenge. They take whatever bait you throw at them.
it is sad to know that in all of your attempts at mesing with people,, this is the best you can come up with. A pathetic one at that
It worked didn't it?. Some people on this site fall for her antics WAY too easily.
Nick work Paula
I thought it was from Spaceballs.
It's the HMS Bounty from that book "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"
All of you are bitches! Now fuck off.
Paula – I'm usually impressed with your grammar. "too", not "to"
I have the right to make typos to!
- the one you love too hate
#15 Lesbian Bugs?
They're clearly just warming up.
Love the ocean/surf themed Daily Morning Awesomeness!
I'm stoked, dudes!
#23 #13 #8
#13 is a constant wave on a river in fucking munich. its cool, but munich sucks
Too many Jews?
That pic is of Dungeons in Hout Bay Cape Town
#25 to see the rest of this <3 stunner, image search Norma Stitz.
I suspect Paula found Norma Stitz after she googled herself
WTF!? Where did she go; too NSFW after all? But the text is still there?
Paula is Norma Stitz.
paula has enormous tits
and no brain, it is very sad
Her middle name is Norma.
Her first name is E.
#21 I'd feed him to my dog.
If your dog could speak he would tell you those ribs tasted like BBQ sauce and irony.
Heck I know I would, I'd go back for seconds.
Then I'd polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser!
This needs to be read in the voice of Harry Carey. Haaaeeey!
#17 For some reason I've always wondered this…
I imagine something resembling Spy vs Spy from Mad magazine.
But the search three spots up makes me wonder if that could happen. Media can't stomach good news…
They'd meet up almost immediately, spend the rest of the day drinking coffee in some diner, then go back to you and ask for the $1200 you owe each of them.
just amazing, idk about the subaru usage though…any other wagon would be more respectable and less dykey.
#20 I think D.C. already tried this. If I remember right, it didn't go over too well.
Haha, its funny because its kind of true… but not…
No no, enforced in Dallas not DC…
#21 I would then I would have an ice cold Budweiser.
#14 Your doing it wrong
Your doing it RIGHT!
You're spelling is wrong.
My head just exploded.
#3 screw you guys I'm taking my ball and going home.
Soccer hooligans are taking it to a new level these days.
Can anyone link a HQ or wallpaper of this image? This is nuts.
#2 That cannot be a good sign
What does it mean?
it means the damn leprechaun booby trapped his pot O' gold. and now my hair won't lay back down…
#24: DOG FISH HEAD IPA!!!!!
90 Minute IPA is so good
120 Minute IPA will put hair on your chest.
Except this last round was way too sweet. Punkin comes out next week though!
fuck IPAs – their Midas Touch is GOLD – and most of their pint&half bottles
Fav. craft/micro brewery.
I gotta idea chive why dont you give us paulas email and home address if you have it
Yeah! That would be so cool! Then you could pretend to be an internet tough guy in another way!
Don't be a cock blocker, bro.
judging by the content of some of her comments I bet she'd be one hell of a fun, dirty fuck!
Awwww (there! I said it!), thank you for standing up for me. Care for a free drink?
Paula! I would love to be the what what in your butt butt holla!
*Gives you razor, electric trimmer, paper bag, and a gallon of moonshine*
It's dangerous. Take this.
paula is obviously not smart enough to tell the difference between STAR WARS and star trek.
#1 …KITT looks great, so does the JP-Jeep. The DeLorean was always cool (too bad it had a horrid engine!)….but a Subaru (?) wouldn't be my choice if I want an ECTO-1…
Cadillac or nothing. Would love to transplant a Corvette engine in a DeLorean to give it the same sound as the movie.
Yep…gotta be a '59 Caddy. I wonder if a Corvette Engine would fit the DeLorean (put a new one in from the ZR1 or maybe better an old L88)
would have to go in the back.
Hm Hm, agreed. The Subaru is a fail. Actual movie car-actual movie car-actual movie car-douche with a Subaru with ghost buster sticker……
As far as putting a V8 in an Delorean, they came with a transverse mounted Buick 2.9 V6 in the back, so a Vette motor/transmission transplant would be major surgery. But would kik azz!
It's Colorado, owning a Subaru is pretty much a requirement!
#17 lol'd at the P.I. line and then noticed "What would happen if the sun went out". Like it's a goddamn lightbulb.
Stars do "go out" you know? They either die out (collapse under their own gravity) or go super nova.
In 8 minutes it would be dark as fk. Shortly thereafter it would be cold as fk. Shortly thereafter we'd be dead as fk. That's what would happen. I suppose we could just turn on the lights and heater and continue with our normal lives and keep going to the store to buy our food.
Well that's stupid. Why doesn't someone just turn it back on?
#3 HAHAHAHA "where is your god now"!!!!1!
#3 and not a single fuck was given that day
its 4am in nj and i just got a potential job offer!! celebrating! healthcare here i come! chive on!
At 4am in Jersey? Was it a blow job offer? Take it!
Congrats. Here's hoping you'll be able to chive at work. Priorities & all that.
#13 Eisbach – Munich, constant wave, the whole year. love it
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