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  • Paula_

    First A-GAIN!!??!!!
    From now on I know I can be FIRST whenever I want to. See you soon!!

    – the one you love to hate

    • DweebsterDeluxe

      Must be nice working from the inside…

      • Paula_

        I'm even on a different continent, pay attention to my posting times or whatever.
        Anyway back to work, some idiot with a piece of wood trough his leg just came in. Fun fun fun!

        – the one you love to hate

        • snoobs89

          im tracking you down paula, i've narrowed my search to the UK or the netherlands. give it time. i will find you and i will kill you.

          • sexualniner

            the only place that would house such a succubus would be hell, Michigan.

            • Paula_

              What, Detroit lost it to Michigan?

              – the one you love to hate

        • GernBlansten

          Dutch AND in the medical profession?!?


          • Paula_

            You might want me to have a look at all that shivering and shuddering of yours. Please take a seat while I fix you a free drink.

            – (yes Snoobs, the Netherlands)

            • GernBlansten

              you promise to lube the gloves this time?

              • Paula_

                Yes, also I won't put the speculum in the freezer again.

                – the one you love to hate

        • Mister H.

          Who, Eddard Stark, from Winterfell???

    • nitrox

      Blablabla, she say sometinhg boring again…

    • lowdown

      soooooo gay.

  • Chubby

  • DweebsterDeluxe

    #5 Such a great movie. "It's so black, it's so impossibly black!"

    • Bill57

      immitating paula is so easy huh?

    • Milton S. Hershey

      what movie is this? Hot Tub time machine?

      • Bhodi


    • hero

      shockingly bad movie

  • BCBC

    Source on #5?

    aka find her

    • Mazooba

      Diora Baird

    • denleendeko

      And it's from Hot tub time machine

    • SirSparkz
      • James Dobry

        WHAT THE FUCK!

    • Spawnofachilles

      You don't already know who Diora Baird is? Fuckin' amateurs man.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #2 That sure would have made the movie a lot shorter. :P

    • Simon

      Childhood = raped!

  • Dustin Taylor

    #3 aaaaaaaannnddd DEAD

    • KyleRetrato

      Kung POW! Chicken

    • thom

      Filipino abortion procedure.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #11 when you go into the matrix its hard to get out

    • Frank

      The real world problems associated with an internet porn addiction.

  • Just Sayin'

    #11 I'm so rone…

    • dub

      "Let me fix this…. There, sent you a friend request."

  • Dan

    #4 Creepy!

    • 4everDistracted

      I laughed my ass off. Everyone in my office was looking at me.

      • FreakyBobo

        Same, just for the sheer way he smothers himself in the shit, amazing.

    • Frank

      Cool. It's like a real life Zerg Lurker.

    • dub

      This shit gave me the heebyjeebies.

      • Innocent_bystander

        Can you imagine going to get sone sugar, and you see that shit?

  • sexualniner

    #10 if i did that the sky would split open and rain fire while Journey's don't stop believing played in the background.

    • dub

      Life is tough when you're a paraplegic, but you have to overcome adversity.

    • steven

      fuckin LOVE Journey dude

  • Michael Dufour

    #11 LOL ! Sauce anyone ?

  • Steven Vargas

    #3 FIND HER!!!!!!!

    • MAX_POW

      Why, you want to get your ass kicked?

  • wells11490

    #10 wait for the pothole.. wait for the pothole

  • MrRushing

    #8 – I always knew it would end badly for piglet.

    • barfobulator

      Why is there already blood on the wall before Piglet hits? Tigger must have already done away with the rest of the cast.

      • dub

        There are just lots of piglets. This shit happens all the time. Tiggers are dicks.

  • ensergio

    #7 is hilarious!

    • Stevo

      The only sane reaction to the media circus around kardashian no doubt temporary marriage.

    • dub

      I want people to gather around all of these news crews and start screaming, "THIS SHIT IS NOT NEWS" when they're filming.

  • GernBlansten

    #9 That kid is a badass.

    • TitoRigatoni

      No shit. I can't do either one of those things, much less at the same time.

  • Stevo


    wearing that cap, it would have been better if he faceplanted.

    • Frédéric Purenne

      What's wrong with the cap? At least he doesn't look like an hipster, he's okay in my book!

  • Biz02

    #9 – Saw that at Cirque du Soleil in Vegas. Much better with a hot chick in a school girl outfit.

  • Bud Ugly

    #4 made me laugh quite a bit.

  • dagleja3

    #3 Fatality move to the cooter!!

    • tralfaz

      Uterus buster.

  • Jstern123456

    Ian Jackson Appoved!!!!

  • Lost In Translation

    #11 When meeting IRL goes horribly wrong.

  • misschris

    #6 Wheeeeeeeeee!

    • imayadatty

      We used to spend hours doing that in the Renaissance Building in Detroit. Now that GM owns it I have to refrain so i don't run into any potential clients….still fun as hell though!

  • saltedcaramel

    #10. You're doing it… Yeah I'm going to go with you're doing it wrong.

  • Boomer

    #7 Epic Dude!

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