Soooo…. you got wasted (25 Photos)

  • Barrel in a Barrel

    #24 I hope he got pissed on in that bush.

    and these arent that good.

    • Tom

      I respectfully disagree, I think this is the best 'you got wasted' yet.

      • Brian King

        bullshit. the only good thing about this gallery is that it's got a David Bowie shirt in picture # 14 (which is also a re-post).

        • Brian King


    • JROC

      well I disrespectfully disagree, I think Barrel's are for dick heads

  • SockMoney17

    #23. I'd take the blonde…but I'd wait till she passed out first

    • cmonstur

      I feel as if this is not the first time you've said that

      • SockMoney17

        conciousness is optional

        • Slappy

          Let's hope your cellmate agrees.

  • pat

    #18 canadian art

    • gamechild

      and me with my wasted childhood just thought: "oh, space invaders!"

      • TitoRigatoni

        lol exactly what I thought

  • MrRushing

    #6 – That's it. Drink up honey.

    • Ang

      I sense the anal sex with a stranger hourglass is a tickin'. Gentlemen synchronize your watches.

    • Drew Bolden

      notice all three guys in the background hahaha, their spidey sense was tingling

  • James T.

    Thank you chive, my hangover is now cured!

    and #25 had me rolling.

    • name

      he is baked

      • GernBlansten

        Ya think?!?

        • Ang

          Hey Gern, think he will need those tongs to pull that cob back out?

      • Mac Thrashtiekvon

        i once ate a whole raw pottato when i drank a 2.6 RR at a new years party.

        • Mac the Intern

          I hope there's a picture of that.

  • grrregg

    #1 And that is the proper way to waterski.

    • Billy Blunts

      did you get that retarded name from nik suck a dick riche from they dirty your a fuckin loser if you did just sayin and if not my bad

  • Bach

    #10 Best friends ever. That is all.

    • hell no

      Gayest thing ever.

    • varlotto

      Frat Boys, doing things that are gay but people think that it's not

      since 1952

      • Hand of Fate

        I was a frat boy and we never did anything like that.

        Frat boys, banging the sorority girls you'd like to get est. the 19th century.

    • The Pict

      Finally we have found something gayer than Twilight.

  • Ben

    #10 Not really funny. Just pretty gross and quite gay.

    • Dr. Snuts, M.D.

      Jesus Christ I bet it stank in there. Booze pooz. They look quite comfortable though, as if they do it a lot…

    • Stevo

      Everybody poops, Ben.

    • schango

      Your mom is gross and gay.

    • DaBox

      …quite gay.

  • Eric

    #16 Come at me bro

    • AssClown

      Prolly just a hipster.

  • Lex

    #10 What is it with people taking pictures of each other on the toilet. Bloody nasty!

    • The Chivery

      Chive Meet Up.

  • Anonymous

    #10 is actually pretty hilarious….wow, lol

  • Just Sayin'

    #25 i..uh…..what? Any context here chive?

    • Shawn

      Context is: He's probably wasted.

      • Eric Lopez

        actually he's probably nicely toasted if you know what i mean ^_^

  • What what

    No more playboy contest?

    • Mac Thrashtiekvon

      why the fuck is my comment deleted? this is simply bullshit.

    • Dan

      I was wondering that too. The girl on the "fire hydrant" was my favorite,….so skanky. Hef might have had a problem with them using his ho's.

  • Paula_

    Why did the Playboy contest disappear; was there someone with a funny costume in it?

    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • nitrox

      When you have nothing to say, please, STFU !!!!!!!!

    • Mac Thrashtiekvon

      HEY, FUckla i don't fucken even fucking go around not drunk saying bullshit about fucklicious mad quinte little fucker toady cracked cake!!! so who the fuck even ever says this shit? NO!!!! you are a bad fuck, a bad bad horrrible little fuck. so no i won't listen to none of that your freking pipes!!!! and i won't say yes to any thing your drugs say, no ya fucker logger muckface. jump of thert fucked house roofs and leave in peices jackson!!!!!

      • Cyberfunker

        Hey Mac Dude, Do you need a carrot?

      • Paula_

        I need a translation service that can translate whatever the hell that is (is it Klingon, that 'pirate' thingy', Borg and Swedish Chef all mixed together?) to english.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • Disqus

          holy shit! paula! you're hot!
          hotgirl troll? interesting combo…
          Chive, add fucking Disqus???

        • Disqus

          err get the chive to make a chivette of the week of you? something like revealing the biggest troll paula…
          is hot?
          fucking put Disqus on TheChive ok????

  • theoceanbeauty

    #21 40oz. > 750ml

    • Semantics


      • Nerdboobs

        Also, consider the alcohol volume of two 750mL bottles of Bacardi vs two 40 oz bottles of malt liquor.

    • Justin

      Agreed. Plus, when you do 40z, YOU drink them. If Laina actually drank 2 750s by herself, she'd be dead, but the whole point is to drink what's attached to your hands, not make other people drink it

      • Nerdboobs

        This is Laina speakin', actually. Lovely to find see a pic of myself from two years ago staring back at me during my daily serving of chive. But yeah, In the end, I ended up drinking about a liter by myself, while the rest was shared with/forced upon my friends. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone ever, and even now I am experiencing some sick-ass vomit-themed flashbacks. (Though that doesn't make me want to back in time and share a 750-hands high-five with my badass 21 year old self any less. Fuck, I was cool.)

        • GernBlansten

          Show us your nerdboobs!!

          • Drew Bolden

            i second the showing of nerdboobs

    • homerchrist

      740 milliliters is equivalent to 25 US fluid ounces. Because math is for smart people, ass!

    • Math

      40 oz = 1.14L
      26 ox = 750 ml

  • _bigdeal

    #10 is great

  • _bigdeal


  • K.C.

    So, is the Chive or Leo ever going to explain their reasoning for deleting the picture on Friday?

    • scarface

      No ,they will never admit that they are humongous douchebags.

    • Nope

      They'll pretend that it never happened, much like the catholic church covers for its pedophile priests.

  • Edaea_Sinid

    #23 If every time someone got wasted it was around such cuties…

  • edslerson


    • @ABQLifer

      The best part is that it passes through your digestive system untouched! Recycling PSA, anyone?

  • CasperSack

    #1 Like a BOSS

    • Bobby Conley

      Thanks. I ski better drunk.

  • @erinwillett

    #10 just, why?

    • Alex

      Why not?

    • GernBlansten


    • Stevo

      Is it not enough that a thing is suggested, and we do it?
      Must we ask why?

      The truly great never ask why, but are content with how.

    • Von Richthofen Kwok

      its a guy thing. hahaa

    • Paula_

      What, girls don't do that? Then why do they all go to the bathroom at the same time then?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • Drew Bolden

        i thought u were a chick? i guess u just stalk people to the bathroom?

        • Paula_

          I'm a troll; it works different with us.
          Also I always drag whoever took my free drink to the bathroom ith me.

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG –

          • Drew Bolden

            sounds like fun give me a call the next time ur under the bridge

  • Kyle

    lol #7 with the girl passed out underneath him

    • rodney

      looks like someone will be taking a straw to the carpet later

  • MigraineBoy

    #10 Genious!

    • disgusting


    • greasdupdeafguy


  • YIFGy

    get a life.

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