Soooo…. you got wasted (25 Photos)

Sure, but you're missing the entire point: Which variety of sloppysauce — two 40oz bottles of malt liquor or two 750mL bottles of hard liquor — should one duct -tape to their hands if they want to get embarrassingly drunk?

Hard liquor, as a general rule, has a much higher alcohol content by volume measurement than malt liquor. For example, a 750 milliliter bottle of hard liquor typically has an ABV of 40% (80-proof) and contains about 20 standard servings of alcohol, whereas 40 ounces of most malt liquors have an ABV measurement of 6% and contain the equivalent of 5-6 standard servings of The Good Stuff.

Two 750mL bottles of Bacardi (equal to 50ish ounces all together), though lacking in volume when compared to the 80 ounces of malt liquor, contain roughly 40 standard servings of booze, while 80 ounces of malt liquor will provide a 10-12 servings when all is said and done. So, unless you're really digging the idea of pissing out some metabolized Olde English remnants every ten minutes (which is really difficult when you have glass bottles as hands), using 750mL bottles of hard alcohol is the more efficient way to go if you're looking to show the world just how much of a fuck you do not give.

TL;DR: When considering Badass-edry, (2 x 750mL hard alcohol) > (2 x 40oz malt liquor).

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Love, Laina

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