Hot Right Now: Other people’s embarrassing brain farts will make you feel better about your own (6 Photos)

And you think you’re anal (12 photos)

The artist behind tidying up this art is Ursus Wehrli. Check out his coffee table book HERE

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  • commodoresixtyfour

    wheres paula?!

    • Lawndart

      Oh gosh, I hope she's not… WORKING!!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      As a resident of Earth, you should be aware of these things we have called "time zones". See, as the Earth rotates , clocks are adjusted to reflect the time in relation to the Sun's position for that region.

      I think that you should know that Paula lives in a different one than you do. In all likelihood, she us sipping some form of adult beverage while the rest of us waste time at work.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa
      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ah if it wasn't for your insightful wisdom…
        It's currently 20:10 over here. Oh wait, do americans understand 24h time formats?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Just carry the 12.

          got any free drinks?

      • commodoresixtyfour

        wow dude i wasnt really asking where paula was it was more a poor attempt at humor but thanks for clearing up the notion of "time zones" for me that was really informative and when has "time zones" ever stopped her before?

  • Rick james

    Shes not even second

  • TazeMeBro

    #6 – FAIL! The stems aren't in size order.

    • Johnny Two Toes

      Smallest to largest is apparently no longer an order.

      • The_Dood

        The first is bigger than the second, therefore your argument is invalid.

        • Doodle

          Jeez, picking at straws aren't we? HA? Oh wait those are sticks not straws 😦

    • Kaiwatha

      that's the first thing i noticed too….

    • tawhitlow

      the pine needles should be in equal rows

  • cjwhookid

    Hehehehe, Anal (Peter Griffin voice)

    • Silentstatic

      (rehab lady) Whats your name? …..

      (peter) "uh uh Pea, uh Tear, ……. uh uh uh Griffin yeah Peter Griffin, ah crap"

      Best response ever

  • http://www.lajkam.com Lajkam.com

    Monica from Friends?

  • Mr. Rushing

    #11 – Made me laugh.

    • dagleja3

      Guess they decided against organizing all the dots, lol.

    • Nocturnesthesia

      I have OCD, this one made me cringe

  • http://thatisthestuff.com thatisthestuff.com

    Too…much…neatness! /messes everything up again

    • jeffie

      Should be sorted by color and in separate bags.

  • read the comments!
    • AmBush Steve

      Give up.

      • Yo Steve

        Go suck a bag of dicks.

        • AmBush Steve

          Good comment. Well thought out.

          Thanks for the constuctive feedback.

          • you're welcome

            so many dick bags go unsucked, and you seem to be perfect for the job.

            • AmBush Steve

              Can you explain exactly what you mean by a "dick bag". Do you mean scrotum? If so, just say so. I personally haven't seen any type of bag that holds a bunch of dicks. You on the other hand seem to be quite familiar with them.

        • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

          The entire bag?? or one at a time…

          • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

            Do I have to make them all cum?

        • The_Dood

          So when you see Mr. cocksmoker after the show just say "Hey cocksmoker! Eat a bag of dicks."

  • The Real LG

    Oooops ,i thought John has posted some pics of mine. False Alarm.

    • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

      I wish your cats, that you're hoarding, could notify the authorities of the horrible sexual acts you've performed on them.

    • Captain Charley

      holy shit that was actually really really funny, congrats the real LG

  • fredfender

    #8 just looks like they're moving. Still green crud on the floor!

  • Hand Of Fate 127p

    I love Anal. ❤

    • NebraskaGuy

      I hope you're a woman

      • duh

        or maybe a guy that likes doing women in the ass? Just a guess.

      • Hand Of Fate 127p

        Naaaah am a regular butt pirate.

  • NothingToSeeHere

    Every time I eat M&Ms I have to arrange them in rainbow order first. True story. I probably need help…

    • jeffir

      Good, but I also eat any extra, that keeps the colors from being equal in numbers. Then one from each color to keep it even.

  • no thank you

    Your Butt – o
    Your Butt after a Chive Meet up – O

    • theweathermansaliar

      ew

    • Just Sayin'

      Your butt after paula is finished with you:
      ________
      /
      /
      | |
      | |
      /
      /
      ———–

      • Just Sayin'

        OH SHI-!

  • cookiesncream

    #10 isn’t the same bowl

  • Jdub ottawa

    I’m anal about the sex I have! W your momma and sister

  • Daba

    i love anal

  • Lost In Translation

    Seems normal to me.

    • DaddyD

      Good. Glad I'm not the only one.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mario8732 Mario Alberto Rdz Vela

    I don't get it..

  • Da Sandman

    i'm what…??

  • arrowflight

    Thought this was about something completely different….

  • Coldzilla

    OK after reading the title in my RSS feeder I have to say Im kinda disappointed o.0

  • Paul

    Looks Like 'Monk' was here…

  • amanda

    thank you, chive, for knowing that anal and anal retentive are not the same thing.

  • Paulo

    Stop wasting my fucking time.

  • JHL1

    This is also a comment.

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