Baby seal set free (20 Photos)

  • float

    Bill Murray Sucks…

    • chiver014

      you sir, SUCK

    • Felcus
    • Kidn

      i've only seen him in zombieland.. not sure what the big whoop-la is about him.

      • truth

        Then don't comment.

      • spank mcslappy

        What are you?!? 10?!? He is a comedic GOD!!

      • Spencer Rome

        Your life is at a crossroads, and you have two options…. go rent caddyshack/ghostbusters/old school SNLs immediately, or kill yourself, because you will never understand why life is worth living.

        • IEjwwe

          my god. you are PAINFULLY unfunny.

      • ben

        Apparently, the other commentors failed to notice your username. Well done,sir.

  • EasternCanuck


  • EasternCanuck

    Hey Paula, where you from?

    • Paula_

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • ChiverBU

        Oh, so you're not crazy, just incredibly high

      • EasternCanuck

        LOL… the reason i'm asking is that I think we know each other….

        • hmmm

          Tell us where she lives ! I'll get the pitch forks !

        • Paula_

          If you mention where we could know each other from and if that is possible, I'll give a further hint.

          "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG –

          • Bill57

            Hell and you should go back

          • EasternCanuck

            Ever worked in Bermuda?

            • Paula_

              No, but I have (what an ex used to call) a 'bermuda triangle'; whatever you put in there is lost forever.

              "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG –

  • Tom

    and then is quickly eaten by the killer whale

    • echogeo

      That or Irene smashed him to pieces.

  • TDs

    should have been a photoshopped pic of a great white eating a seal at the end

    • av8or21

      or a real one…just sayin'

    • That Guy

      i totally thought that's where the chive was going with it.

      • The Chivery

        Sorry, we're not nearly clever or funny enough to come up with that. Now if it had been posted on Reddit or Membase first…….

        Chive on!

  • quickr

    Shark food I'm afraid 😐

  • Christian


    • Firefighter23

      That's why I joined Sea Shepherd to protect that shit.

  • Irene


  • David

    Fatten that thing up for the orcas

  • Jordan

    Where is my Club? I know I left it around here somewhere.

    • Boss man

      Its in your ass most probably.

    • Ziggy

      He'll make a fine meal for some eskimo in Canada.

  • turbodude

    FOOLS !!…….everyone knows a Roth I.R.A. is the best plan for young seals !

    • patov40

      Nailed it!

  • Brian King

    They should have taken the seal out on the town before setting him free… you know, taking him out clubbing or something?

  • SkyVader

    I seal what you did there.

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      I didn't …just sayin

      • SkyVader

        Yeah, I see what you mean. Paula….nice move. Dork.

        • Paula_

          Truth: I didn't make and delete another post, but had trouble posting the earlier post above. Must have crashed the system.

          "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG –

          • Bill57

            still irelevant

  • JB

    Thats a fat-ass seal! Make a tasty treat. Seriously WTF with the god-forsaken eBay popup ad on the mobile site? It KILLS me!

  • TheProfessor

    Fatter than that seal.

  • Stafferty

    And he will go on to do great things…like bite off a man-chold's hand while wearing a yellow bow tie.

    • Tom Wilhelm

      ❤ Arrested Development!

    • Reggie Ramion Martinez

      Buster faced his second biggest fear that day…then the first.

  • hey people

    everyone who missed out on friday should read through the comments in
    it's not going away. someone got a screen cap of it i'm sure. what's the deal chive?

    • AmBush Steve

      apparently it is going away. You seem to be the only one still obsessed. The rest of us have moved on and now just want to see titties.

      • hey Steve

        apparently you didn't see what they're talking about.

        • AmBush Steve

          Of course I did. Someone wearing priest a COSTUME with a FAKE kid over the crotch area that the Chive editors removed for some controversial reason. It's their site and if they chose to remove something (that they put up there in the first place) it's their right.

          Although the personal info disclosure bit was a bit worrysome, the picture was funny in a horrific kind of truthful way.

          It's done. Let's move on.

  • Jdub ottawa

    Come to Canada little seal and get clubbed

  • Carl Walsh

    I am still waiting for the picture of the great white leaping into the air with him in its mouth!!!!!!!!!

    • Tobi


    • ROK247

      that would have been awesome. chive missed the boat on that one.

  • Soda Pop

    Now a shark eats him… they really think a baby seal will know how to survive by itself in the wild with no family or other seal friends?

  • saltygary

    Quick, get a club!!!

  • NaNaNaMatmaN

    ….and was later found wrapped around a street light on the Jersey Shore. Thanks Irene!

    • AmBush Steve

      Still more entertaining that that other shit that's on the Jersey Shore.

  • Zach Sabatino

    Proud member of the Baby Seal Clubbing Club.

    • human

      Just like your mom is a proud member of the super crack whores club.

    • Tim

      Baby seal clubbing has been illegal for decades.

  • it can be true

    Did LG blow him after this ?

    • Johnny Fever

      now that shits GOLD

    • IEjwwe


    • TRON


  • not the same

    Look at thechive trying to act all nice ,go post the sexy whores for the chivers to fap ,that`s what this site is really about now.

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