Chivers survived Hurricane Irene and all they got was this stupid post (48 Photos)

  • Pancho

    Fuck you Paula!

    • Paulalover

      I bet Paula gets more pussy than you. Not the hairy, smelly kind either.

      • Bill57

        thats cause she has one she uses it constantly and its as big as the Holland Tunnel

  • max

    #4 Find the asian girl!

    • I heart boobs

      HQ version please Mr Chive!

    • daveh873

      Found her. She's in NY.

    • LukeSkywalker

      Pretty nice, but I wish she would've burned her bra.

  • bob

    Way to go Pancho!

  • bob

    #30 Princeton train station. Challenge accepted.

    • hMMMM

      looks like a scene out of Day After Tomorrow

  • jrx

    check this out:
    pretty funny

    • Navin R. Johnson

      informative? yes. funny? not so much

  • Lisa

    Chive on and stay safe. We all wish the east coaster the best of luck!

    • itsjustme

      Thank you. It sucked though. I'm in South Jersey and my power never went out. I slept like a baby through it. Very saddening.

      • Jen

        or your power could have been out for days and 500 dollars worth of food went bad and you have a tree through your house. How saddening is that!?

  • AssClown

    #4 "Take your tops off and make out!"

    • Whiskey Tango

      couldn't of said it better.

      • JHL1

        Take your tops off and make out in hi-res!

  • mesohorny

    Hoped floods would wash you all out…

  • Dan Roehrig

    HMM didn't realize so many other chivers from the Wilmington NC area…

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #43 and somehow no strap-on was involved. irene is one mean b!tch

  • Lisa

    Oh come on Irene. I swear…..

  • Mel

    Oh come on…

  • sexualniner

    #15 you fucking newb, you need more beer than that.

    • Brian King

      Hopefully that was just the pre Irene case….

    • Sizzle

      I was gonna say…only ONE case?

    • Kirk Schuman

      Woohoo my picture made it! I should've included "Not pictured: Another case in the fridge"

      • busted

        …Still not impressed.

        • ssstoopid

          Switch to liquor. It's more tolerable to drink when your power goes out and your drinks get warm. 6 bottles of Red Stag should get you threw a couple days…

  • BanMeAllUWant

    #7 Its funny how thechive tried to act all good and support the community after the disastrous Priest/Kid episode. Nice way to distract the dumbfucks here. Same people who pay money to buy a lame chive tshirt crying over something so trivial.

    • sexualniner

      dang, i missed it. what happened?

    • Sploooge

      That is an excellent point, kind sir. If I may present a rebuttal?

      Go fuck yourself with a cactus!

    • bab

      what is the Priest/Kid incident…i must have missed something

      • Obama

        On a post from the chive there was a Guy in a Priest Costume that had a kid on the front as if he was molesting the kid, there wasn't a real child attached, but it said something to the effect of, "if anyone knows who this fucktard is let us know so that we can post his info here and we can all gangrape him with cactus's" I might be paraphrasing, but it was a funny costume and the fact that the Chive Openly supports pedobear it is very lame that the chive would get so uptight and, excuse the term, righteous over a costume.

        • Phillip Hizcock


        • Crymore?


        • equalizermax

          Don't forget those funny "Jesus Christ" pictures that I only saw in this site!

    • ZachBob

      So what's your point?

    • Cajun

      How does this picture, with even the slightest inclination, relate to your rant? You sir, madam, other; are an idiot. TheChive is a meeting place of like-minded, somewhat cynical, caring individuals. We do care about the world we live in, and show our support when possible. As for the T-Shirts…well, the 'value' of an item is subjective to the individual willing to relinquish a desired amount. The picture you so heinous molested as part of your soapbox preachery, is just a joke. $40.56 / 24 = $1.69 (the cost of one bottle). Geez, get a life.

  • sadness

    #36 Was never seen again after this.

    • sexualniner

      paula, will not be missed.

    • Pani Booyah

      Yeah You're right, that guy kicked the shit out of that wave 😀

    • hMMMM

      laughed pretty hard at this one

    • MAX_POW

      he thought he was a ninja and only knows some karate

  • o.b.v.i.o.u.s

    #41 Your Average Chiver.

    • umpalumpa

      Saving the bacon! What any sane person would do in such a situation!!!

      • ssstoopid

        He's just goin to a party. BYOB (bacon).

    • Average Chiver


  • Bubba

    #25 WHY? Are you afraid your car will get wet?!

    • hMMMM

      probably will keep the water out, but doesn't do anything for falling branches

  • MArtin

    #48 i see what u did there

    • AmBush Steve

      Somebody get Bill Murray on the phone.

    • Ha.Ha.

      Ghostbusters 3 is a go!

  • Bach

    #35 Win.

  • Go away

    Paula`s dad kept her/him/watever in his love dungeon ,hence the retarded comments and no social life.

  • Insane2U

    #41 Yes save the bacon

    • The Pict

      And the pulled pork sandwiches!

  • Ashley

    #35 just glad they didn't snapshot the bit where his dong is jiggling out. It happened. Thanks Chive

  • Navin R. Johnson

    #4 you're doing it wrong. lose the bra!

    • hMMMM

      obvious virgin is obvious. Look how far apart they are…is she was wearing a bra they'd be closer together. You ever seen a girl wearing her bra and her tits were positioned like that?

      • Norbert Zalog

        You're the virgin, there are more then one type of bra's. Someone above posted a picture and she IS in fact wearing a bra.

        • snowbird

          even wasting time talking about this lame-ass shit makes you all sound like virgins. shut the fuck up.


    #40 is ready for the apocalypse too

    • Grant

      a truly epic photo

  • trooperjoe

    #46 It's only funny, until that metal stick flies around and beats the shit out of your car!

    • Rick Van de Schepop

      Exactly my thought ^^

    • Lositos

      lol, The picture is funny enough, then you said that and it hit me, I bet they didn't think of that. Now I want to see post Irene pictures.

    • TitoRigatoni

      You mean, it isn't funny until that metal stick flies around and beats the shit out of his car. 😛

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