I don’t wanna grow up (34 photos)

  • oliverklosov


    • Ha.Ha.

      "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a toys 'r' us kid…"

  • Logan

    #2 baby fail!

    • Ravienne_Cullen

      If you look, the baby was pushed by another baby. You can see the had in the first pic

  • misschris

    #29 WTF Chive?? Gross.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Guessing you don't have kids.

      Once you cross the border into diaperland, this is nothing you wouldn't grab with your bare hand.

      • shaunvw

        yeah all it takes is a teathing 1 year old to get you over the fear of snot

    • Eric


  • WhiteCars

    #11 Go Bruins!

    • commodoresixtyfour

      GO pens GO!

  • Kristi

    #30 is adorable!

    • Mister H.


    • TitoRigatoni

      Pretty sure #30 defines the word adorable.

      • codvip

        This is the most awesome baby ever. I might just make this my phone unlock screen for a while.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=63207076 Tom Wilhelm

      Most adorable Chun Li ever!

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      ya but what the hell is that in the red dress???????????????

    • Bucky Jones

      They should do all the characters from Street Fighter II. A little fat japanese baby E. Honda. A little skinny baby from India be Dhalsim. A little american army Guile. I just feel bad for a baby Blanka because that's gonna be one ugly ass baby

      • Ha.Ha.

        wasn't Blanka from Brasil? If so, I'm sure they can pluck a baby from those combative indigenous people who didn't have any "contact" with the outside world…

    • zdrake13


    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Whatever you do, don't say Awww…

  • Mito

    #25 is going to be my Christmas card every year.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Wait for it…

  • Shawn

    #22 Biggest Snot-Bubble EVAAAAR!

    • TitoRigatoni

      That looks like a condom hanging out of his nose…

      • The_Dood

        Thank god I'm not the only one that saw that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=63207076 Tom Wilhelm

      Thats no snot bubble…poor kid.

    • sixdeadelves

      i almost did this when i saw it

  • http://youtube.com/Hutan3000 Christian

    Didn't think this through…

  • weldsoft

    #20 Now I know what to ask for on my birthday!

  • cookiesncream

    #29 isn’t gross if u have kids…its normal…lol
    #24 not sure how to feel about this, however

  • http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

    #22 I've been there kid. It doesn't get better.

    Although once you have a full on beard or whatever, it just kind of collects in that so it doesn't look all gross, but in reality, it is much more disgusting. I need to go blow my nose.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      So yeah, eewww.

  • Brian King

    #22 #29 Snot Funny at all!!!!

  • matthias806

    a classic #27

    • hip hop anonymous

      The seven month itch

  • Short Bus All Stars

    #8 = Parents of the Year Award for taking their kid to a nuclear testing area…. if it is in fact real

    • Ha.Ha.

      that kid kinda looks like a product of some mutated genes…

    • buster

      Ever heard of Photoshop?

      • elbruces

        I trust the Internet. The Internet would never lie to me.

    • Holmespump

      Of course it's real – it's on the internet!

    • dsadsa

      back in the fifties they used to invite the public to view A-bomb tests. they had bleachers and everything. they even had a beauty contest, and each year they'd crown a new miss atomic bomb. and yes, it was perfectly safe, if you wore eye protection. the lawmakers were worried that people would set off their own atomic bombs, and charge people so they made a law that states, if you detonate a nuclear weapon within the state you're fined $500.

      this picture does however look fake, because a mushroom cloud that big tends to make the sky look red.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Seems legit

  • hey people

    everyone who missed out on friday should read through the comments in http://thechive.com/2011/08/26/20-reasons-why-the
    it's not going away. someone got a screen cap of it i'm sure. what's the deal chive?

    • Gevth

      What's the story there? The costume thing?

      • thom

        Get over it.

    • panama99

      Thanks for the social commentary. I think you want to go to another web site like MSNBC.

      Have a great day.

    • Coldzilla

      Dude get over it already………. wow

  • jerkstore_

    #32 Rudy?

    • Tedskin

      baby doll now

  • ThePoopSmith

    #16 is gun safety fail.

    • panama99

      Why, are the safeties off……

      • Surgere

        …it's because all of those kids don't have the rifles properly seated on their shoulders. When they fire, they're just going to get hit in their awesome faces. Additionally, all of the kids' fingers are inside the trigger wells.
        Fundamentals, dad…fundamentals.

  • its_forge 107p

    I approve this post for obvious reasons.

  • Kodos

    like a BOSS

  • Toad

    #12 Way to perpetuate stereotypes parent of this kid

    • Bucky Jones

      That;s Allen Iverson's baby. His first words were " Practice?! You're talking practice?!"

    • commodoresixtyfour

      they see me rollin' they hatin' but really this kids shoes prolly cost more than mine.

    • Captlazarus

      (Bitch better have my binky)

    • Jen

      you just automatically assume this black baby only has one parent?

    • elbruces

      I don't see any stereotypes in the picture, just a certain type of fashion. You probably do though, which means they were in your head to begin with. Guess what that's called?

  • Bach

    #27 No! Don't! Hold it! "Aaawwww…" Dammit!

    • truth

      You are creepy…Peewee Herman dressed in a Pedo Bear costume lurking behind the bushes at an elementary school kind of creepy.

  • _alex

    #24 want that T-shirt

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=507725936 Dawn DuBois

      this picture is just sad, actually. The shirt, funny. The picture, sad.

      • DrROBOTO

        i want this shirt 2. bad should be in the chivery

    • elbruces

      So get to Africa and steal it from the kid.

  • so sad

    #10 Forever Alone.

  • human

    #24 God bless them.

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