It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (39 Photos)

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  • Jin


    • Guse
    • Jin's Mother

      Fuck you Jin

    • Sad Sack Tobias

      Pretty lame way to get first. Just reposting a picture without a comment. I don't even care if it's witty, just write something!

      • Jin

        umad brah?

        • douche


  • JHarris

    #32 In other words: New Yorkers

    • obobo

      you retarded

    • PartyMarty

      uh…. burn?

    • quintus

      New Yorkers walk, we don't bike. We may shuffle, stumble, or even skip to my lou when we're drunk, but that's about it.

      • Brain borked

        You would know. :)? Wat

  • bab

    To the East Coast: "Bitch Please"
    From Japan, California…and now Florida

  • Paula_

    Hello again asshats!
    What am I meow? It still starts with an 'F'. So, what am I?

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • Rusty Nail

      Fifth ?

      • Paula_

        You Win! Meow come, embrace me and collect your free drink!

        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

    • ListerFiend


    • Kris


    • cincy o


    • @sterlingsylvir


      • IEjwwe


    • Jin

      unlucky paula, maybe you'll get first next time 🙂
      just keep trying, I believe in you

      • Paula_

        Was aiming for 4 or 5 obviously, worked!

        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG –

        • Peter Parker


    • MAX_POW

      fucking ass?

    • inFamous Bastard

      Fuck Face

    • Nuked


    • derp

      Fuckable? No, you're not…

    • 'Lil Jon

      FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Bill57

        she lives to be annoying cause in the real world she has no effect on anyone

    • Dan


    • the elusive


  • oliverklosov

    #26 Almost 4 in 10?

    • Phil

      Couldn't it be 4 in 10 hate it, 3 in 10 love it and 3 in 10 don't care either way, making 4 in 10 the majority?

      • matt

        It could be that you don't know what "majority" means either.

      • elbruces

        That would be a "plurality."

  • Chubby

    #14 lol

  • Nick

    35, 36 and 37 each more funny then the last. I cryed tears of laughter thank you Chive you just made my morning.

  • Mito

    #28 "I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you hhhhhhhandle it."

    • The Pict

      Gotta go home and pull out that DVD tonight.
      Ludicrous speed, NOW!

  • Benton McGrath

    #37 Almost got me kicked out of class

  • jaynecobb2

    #38 is the best

  • Beckk

    Dear eBay,

    If I did not want the vacuum the first time why do you think I would want it the 20th time.

    Thank you,

  • joel


  • Guse

    If you scroll a teensy-bit further down the main page, there's an entire post dedicated to it. Don't say I've never done anything for you.

  • Jbob

    It's cool that the chive steals all of these from memebase..

    • redmike70

      You sir obviously have too much time on your hands. Why go to inferior websites when you can get it all on the greatest site in the world? Move out of your parents basement, go meet a girl, and slack off at work like the rest of us.

      • ffffffuuu

        Get thechive`s dick outta ur mouth and then speak mike.

        • hdhdhd

          so should he leave chives other dick in his ass still?

        • TRON


      • Jbob

        I am a 18 year old college kid, live by myself, have a girlfriend and i am slacking off at work. So nice try… But go fuck yourself.

        • Jbob

          Also, I like it when my father wraps his strong hands around my genitals.

        • Jbob

          Sometimes at night, when my father is sleeping, I massage his lips with my glans

        • Jbob

          One time, my sister caught me masturbating, so I let her finish me off while I trolled on theChive.

          • Jbob

            Hahaha you're so clever. I wish I was as smart as you to come up with this witty shit..

          • Jbob

            Clearly that's not me. I don't even have a sister. My brother on the other hand has the smoothest tongue in the world.

            • IEjwwe

              wow. trolls really have made this site go to hell….

              • Lotus

                No my young friend. The good trolls are hilarious. The only things making this site go to hell are the played out memes and the sell out posts.

  • Bubba

    #24 HOT MOM!! Wants!

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #29 hm… no. just no.
    #4 clamkiss! hilarious!!

  • Kodos

    surprise buttsecks, i presume

    • Justin

      the best thing you never knew you needed

  • withheld

    To Paula,

    I'm guessing Fat.

  • Logan

    Did anyone notice the 'Be Calm Chive On' T's are not appearing on the Chivery right now? Get your clicking fingers ready folks, I predict a supply of them will be available TODAY!!!!!! I will NOT miss this opportunity again! Oh and I know him #33

  • dagleja3

    #7 A pint sounds really good about now!

  • Vince Weaver

    #31 Dr. Who reference FTW!

    • Cody Klein

      Dr Who is a BOSS!! I laughed my ass off at this!

  • Chris Barks

    #1- Lil BOSS!!!

  • Tom

    #5 – they're calling Yoshi

  • misschris

    #14 Irony at its best

  • Christian

    Masculine, you say? I beg to differ…

    • Clearence Washington

      they can get away with it…tiny cox won't show.

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