Your dress… it’s very tight (32 Photos)

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  • Hish

    First! YES!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001520310619 Stephan Hahn

      GZ, you are on the summit of your life, everything from now, every happy occasion, will have a bitter aftertaste when you think back to today and the happiest moment of your sad life

      • 1029384756

        Stephan Hahn, your a fucking retard. Give the man his first. He allready has over 80 thumbs downs. P.S. Fuck you

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Now THIS needs to be a weekly feature

    • outof816

      ^^^^^^ what this guy said!! MOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!

    • Jordan

      I the thumbs up button 18 times.. #18

      • Mister H.

        mmm cheap vegas hookers, that is all…

    • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

      *rabble rabble rabble* whores *rabble rabble rabble* 4chan *rabble rabble rabble* reddit *rabble rabble rabble* my mother never hugged and my uncle hugged me too much.

      There ya go trolls, did your heavy lifting for the day.

      • Brother Maynard

        Stop trolling.

    • AssClown

      A combination of these tight dresses and yoga pants…can't get any better than that!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        That would look silly!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Not on you ❤

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1672479500 Patrick Adamczuk

      Absofuckinlutely agreed!

    • jamiebooks

      Best post wait for it……………………………………………………………….EVER!!!!!!!!!!

    • KHJ

      Wholly agreed I've been saying it for a long time!

    • Lotus

      This post was awesome, but I don't like the idea of weekly posts. This leads to inclusion of crappy pics just to fill out a post that has to be churned out every week. I'd rather the post came out whenever 30 or so NEW quality pics on the subject matter were available — be it one week or three.

      However Chivers seem to have a lot of trouble with the concepts of patience and quality so I doubt we will see a change.

  • Dirk Diggler

    this needs to be a new regular. LOVE these. Oh, and screw you Paula.

    • nicky b

      MUST have tight dresses Tuesday… or Thursday… or everyday!!!

  • brent

    faptASStic!

    #31 find.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Please,Need a face on this one.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cheeselea Chelsea Lauren Foulk

      I actually saw this and thought it was the first time I was attracted to the bigger boobs with more…gravitational pull?
      They're saggier, but it's still hot.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512437252 Seth Michaels

        Still looking for your entry, Chels… 😉

      • Master_Rahl

        they're a bit pendulous, but in a VERY good way. once they start interfering with how she walks, we have exceeded good gravity.

    • sarcasm

      faptasTIT!

  • http://www.facebook.com/juanrcr42 Juan Espinosa

    We have a winner ….. #4

    • chim richels

      That's the same chick that's on the far right in Pic #3. She's gonna be a fat ass in 10 years. Tru dat!

      • whosmike

        Her name is Gabi and she live in vegas and is a total bitch.

        • jamiebooks

          but but shes hot………

        • Johnny Walker Jr.

          She does not live in Vegas, she lives in Corpus Christi Texas all the of them do.

    • GerryAttrix

      I like her a lot as well

    • jack

      i think there is partial duckface there

    • Trey Jackson

      shut up you dirty mexican

    • hMMMM

      kinda has a Demi Moore thing going on

    • Bud Ugly

      Looks like a young Demi Moore. Hell, Demi Moore looks like a young Demi Moore.

  • llano2

    #22 FTW

    • uberbrie

      Yada yada…I've seen a few shops in my day… et cetera and so forth

    • Kodeir
    • GerryAttrix

      blech!! Nice nose… chicks just needs to leave their shit alone. Ya honey, guys are so dumb they'll never see how alien you look. Your planet needs you, beat it

    • Bollyver

      Looks like Kelly Ripa with inplants.
      #27
      By Far

  • Xavier

    #32 burned her bra

    • Kodeir

      and she again: her websites: http://photo.amatue21.com/ , http://vkontakte.ru/amatue pretty girl, but a bit stupid

      • Longarms

        Not going to the site, because I'm pretty sure she's a mannequin.

        • its_forge

          I don't usually like plastic-looking women like this, but for some reason this particular one makes me go 0.0.

    • k.k.

      she is beautiful more please

  • thankschive

    find all of them

  • Kyle

    That Maybe too tight for making sandwhiches!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000535958119 Radu Răducu

      BLASPHEMY

      • Kyle

        there is nothing that tight

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #9
    SPROING!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Tineye-ing this picture will lead you to some very faptastic results. NSFW obviously.

    • Ben

      Jenny Lee….pornstar….very nsfw !!!

    • Joe

      God this one is like….please do me!!! What I would give to be walking by there..no wait, Id stop walking and just dive in haha!

  • Jordan

    #13 Yes

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      She definitely needs to shave before wearing that dress……….and I don't mean her legs.

      • dagleja3

        You must have a pretty amazing zoom to pick out bush in that pic?

        • tim

          Nice Ford Fairlane reference. Oooooooooooooo!

          • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

            Morris Day was the shit in that movie!!!

    • Todd

      A M E N!!!!!!!!!!

  • Auz_E

    Dresses provide easy access, I like =D

    • Ithinkhelikescox

      Does that ( =D ) represent a cock?

      Cuz it looks like your saying, you like cock

  • Logan

    #32 that is all

    • L34dP1LL

      if by "that is all" you mean "that is all plastic" then you are correct.

    • NJF

      She looks lifeless.

    • goodguy greg

      valerya lukyanova

      • Das

        Do NOT Google that name……..*shudder*

  • sdawson

    holy shit!!! I fuckin love women!!

    p.s. well done john, well done.

    • anotherone

      Ok…now everyone in the room with you thinks you're straight. well done you sneaky bastard

  • EastSidePaul

    You're all winners in my book.

  • Fred

    Why not just wear a sign saying "Do Me" instead? Not that there's anything wrong with that : )

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Should you ever decide to enter the meatmarket scene, you will understand the prophecy of your statement.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #22 #32
    Same babe.

    • AmBush Steve

      Close, but I don't believe so. Unless pictures taken at much different times.

      Breast size off and so are the eyebrows.

      • photohsopped

        breast size off because PHOTOSHOP

    • bubba_earl

      #5 #7
      Same dress. (but who cares?)

      • MAX_POW

        fits better in #7

        • suomynona

          Even with a penis.

    • suomynona

      You can see the same raisins poking through the red outfit. She seems to pop up on Russian escort sites.

  • clenis

    #26 hell yeah

    • Dave

      JWow deflated a little

      • Ambush Steve

        AKA Trash

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      I am in love

    • gseed

      buy it!

    • matt

      find this beautiful women! i think i have seen her in a bar. san jose california

  • Jordan

    #14 Tori!!!

    • GerryAttrix

      whorey!!!

    • LTW

      Thats Tori Black?

      • Pablo

        yessssiiirrrr

        • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.a.sampson Thomas Allen Sampson

          me and my GF love her =)

    • gocubsgo!

      Yes, Tori!!!!
      I'd say MOAR, but…well, we all know we have seen plenty of her.
      🙂

  • dagleja3

    #17 – Your a very dirty girl and I must clean you thoroughly with my tongue!!

    • john

      you are = you're

    • http://www.facebook.com/Cheeselea Chelsea Lauren Foulk

      It just sounds way pervy when guys say things like this.

      • http://www.facebook.com/TimothyWilkes Timothy Wilkes

        That's because it is way pervy.

    • asdf

      Your tongue is probably dirty and will make it worse. Also, people don't usually take kindly to be licked thoroughly by a stranger's tongue. A shower would probably be more effective.

    • Will13

      prob the sexist photo here. any girl that is a wet girl is ok in my books 😛

    • Victor

      If some chick is posing the ways she is, I am getting licked all over would be welcome. Count me in.

      LatinLover

  • Akon

    Your dress is very short. FTW!!!

  • Hedy

    #25 I thought we had a strict no-duck-face policy around here.

    • MAX_POW

      It doesn't matter if she is hot man…..Duck or not Duck….that is "not the question"

    • GerryAttrix

      broad can lose the dart too. grody

    • Middy

      if she smokes she pokes!!

    • http://twitter.com/latxxtal @latxxtal

      Nice eyebrows. Straight up class.

    • I Like Curves

      Don't forget the missing fake finger nails……

    • barfobulator

      Your priorities… they're a bit off.

    • Hedy

      My priorities are fine… How are your standards doing?

    • asdf

      Duckface and cigs…classy

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Duck face – strike one
      death stick – strike two
      drawn on eye brows – strike three

      • Master_Rahl

        Slim, I hear the logic in what you're saying, but the fact is that the way she fills out that dress…. the other stuff seems to matter less.

  • Floyyd Gayweather

    FILLED WITH WIN!

  • DMX/Steven Segal

    #16 MOAR!!!!!

    • Gooner29

      By far the best of the group imo.

    • MikeK

      This pic has been floating around the internets for years now. Have never seen any others of her… Too bad. She is smokin!!! If there was ever a challenge to "Find Her", this is it!!! Do it, Chive. Do it…

  • chim richels

    #4 – is the same chick as in 3.

    I know of duckface, but what the fuck is she doing? Turtleface?

    • Master_Rahl

      couldn't get past that delish booty. Didn't even notice she HAD a face… oh, there it is.

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