A good one-liner can turn your day right around (18 GIFS)

  • KitShopGuy

    #8, and #19 2 of the best movies EVER!!!

    • Chicago_Animal

      If you think Get Him To The Greek is one of the best movies ever, You have the worst taste in movies ever! Just like Half-Baked, it had its moments but no way near Pure awesomeness.

      15 & 18 are two of the greatest movies ever!

    • DrROBOTO

      and it should be done properly.
      Its Fuck you, Fuck you, you're cool, Fuck you IM OUT.

      • Master_Rahl

        Glad someone else noticed the inaccuracy.

        Sampson Simpson – "I'm gonna kill your Mexican friend"
        Scarface – "I'm Cuban, B."
        Sampson – "YES, Cuban B!"

        • morebeer

          That line was funny, but I still don't really get if there is a meaning behind it. is it just random?

          • Master_Rahl

            mostly random, it's a shout out to Scarface's funnier lines. I happened to have basically memorized the movie from many repeat views.

    • KitShopGuy

      regardless of inaccuracy of the gif…stilL 2 of the best stoner movies ever! GRANDMAS BOY SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER HERE ASWELL! #9 #10

      • Wat

        Those two aren't inaccurate mister.

    • TAMZ

      Half Baked???? I'm always fully baked!!! even at work…..That movie was so under rated

  • KitShopGuy

    speaking of #8 after seeing that movie did anyone else want a furry wall?

    • Phil McKracken

      Everyone wants furry walls to go with furry balls

    • Pokepoke

      only after a Jeffrey

    • snoobs89

      it made me really want a jeffrey

    • Sho Nuff

      The single best drug scene in a movie ever, comedy, any way. Easy Rider for something a little more serious and life altering.

      • hMMMM

        agree. definitely cracked up during this scene, uncontrollably…only other time i really did that was in bruce almighty with carrell in the newsroom.

    • Birdhaus32

      When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall

    • sdfb

      diddy is gay, i have inside info

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000349369337 Rick Van de Schepop

    Nice once, never a day without some gifs 🙂

  • JGBallard

    Dont we all Mr. Freeman……. #16

    • Will13

      u tell em Morgan. errr i mean god *prays*

    • TAMZ

      Now this was an awesome movie….

  • Kaars

    #14… One of Louis' best schticks.

  • SkyVader

    #16 Get busy living, or get busy dying.

  • Carney

    #16 Everyday

  • truth


    • KitShopGuy

      #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19

      ESAD!! that is all

      • truth

        wow. guess you told me

    • Gern Blanston

      Guess again San Diago

  • Dan

    #18 So begins the tale of how Humperdink's wife is stolen by a pirate.

    • SkyVader

      Not just a pirate, The Dread Pirate Roberts.

    • dorkfish


      • quintus

        I do not think it means what you think it means.

        • DaddyD

          That is because you are a Sicilian.

    • JAS

      anybody want a peanut?

      • dorkfish

        no peanut, I'll have some iocane powder

    • Dirty Dingus

      "I admit it, you are better than me" "Then why are you smiling" "Because I know something you don't"…."I am not left handed".

    • jebu

      as you wish

  • misschris

    #19 I'm out.

    • Master_Rahl

      They killed Killer, B!

    • Justin

      what movie?

  • Brother Maynard

    #18 best titless movie ever!!!!

  • jerkstore_

    #18 anybody want a peanut?

  • TaskMaster

    What is #18 from?

    • Brother Maynard


    • SnCan

      Princess Bride

    • matt

      the princess bride

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      The only movie Elwes was good in………..

      • KyleGamgee

        I submit that his small part in The Chase was actually quite good as well.

  • chrisdg74

    #19 "Why you always gotta make me feel inferior cuz I'm on the grill, B?"

    • Adam


    • gocubsgo!

      Just SMOKE IT already Man! DAMMMMN.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    "Shoot straight ya' bastards, don't make a mess of it!"
    -Breaker Morant
    A brilliant flick. Extremely underrated. The end scene would make an epic gif.

  • Guse

    I can't the be the only one that just doesn't like this movie.


    • b0red

      I'm afraid you are.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Absolutely right, people even walked out of the premiere. But don't you dare say this movie sucks because the fanboys will be all over you.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

        It because massive potheads have much more free time to devote themselves to the proliferation of their opinions. Therefor, this gets a lot of attention.

        • caleb

          God, I want to punch you and Paula in the mouth.

    • Matt

      I'm with you, very overrated

      • Some Chivers Suck

        Greatest movie ever!

        All you haters can go back to watching your retarded Will Ferrel movies and whatever else you watch which requires little to no brain cells.

    • Oat Soda

      That's just like, uh, your opinion, man!

      • Gern Blanston

        Well played sir.

    • I can get you a toe

      People who don't like this movie, don't like movies. This is a modern day film noir, except instead of a quick talking detective, it's a California stoner. This movie is brilliant.

      Maybe you guys should venture into watching movies made before the 1980's.

    • The_Dood

      It's a movie you honestly have to watch a couple times before it hits you how absolutely genius it is. The first time through is almost always kinda just "meh", but once you start to notice all of the little things that are just perfectly done and how it all ties together. It's indescribable. I've seen it at least 50 times and still can't find anything wrong with it. And the last couple times I've really been looking hard for something that they fucked up. It just isn't there.

      • Henrik

        That rug really tied the movie together.

    • jack

      you are, because you're an idiot

    • Oooops

      I'm afraid you're entering a world of pain

    • Gern Blanston

      Guse, I am genuinely interested in knowing your favorite movie if you think this one sucks, because this is, in my opinion, the crowing achievement of film making in my 43 years of movie watching

    • Booooger

      Wow, picking up a lot of hate from the fanboys. I'm right there with you, I have tried a few times because so many people love it, but it was just boring to me.
      Yeah, I didnt like it, so I must not have seen all the great movies before the 80's, or I "just dont get it"
      Whatever, those are lame replys. I love movies and have seen everything, but this one just doesnt do it for me.

      • Guse

        I figured I would. I've tried to like it… I really have. I just get to a point in the movie where I think "ugh, I just don't care!"

        I first saw it in the theaters with a girl who *adored* the movie. I told her afterwards that I didn't care for it. She got quiet for a while, then the date continued very… politely . I'm almost certain this movie is the reason date #2 didn't happen.

        • Guse

          Oops. Dammit!

  • Magnus

    #14 One of the greatest insults/comebacks ever.

  • Goose_is_derfy

    what movie is the last one????

    • Master_Rahl

      Goose, hope you're kidding, but it's Half Baked. (best viewed when fully baked)

  • jpp407

    #19 this is what happens when TheChive, 4chan and Reddit hang out.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #9 #10 AWESOME movie! 😀

    • Master_Rahl

      Hey chill bro, you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion is here!

      • the elusive

        Nice onsie
        Thanks, I got it from my roommate

    • Kevin

      "Hey Samantha don't take the red pill" "I can't believe you came on my mom"

    • flydenrict

      Why didn't you wake me up to play video games or something?
      I didn't want to disturb you, you were balls deep in that turtle.
      …i love my turtle…

    • Rick

      Don't judge me monkey.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      A truly underrated movie…would love to see more of Allen Covert!

  • Brian King

    #16 One of the greatest movies of all time.

    • Gern Blanston


  • larf

    #17 spell check san diego

    • DIAGO

      It is intentional. Watch the movie and listen to him pronounce it. Thanks for your ignorance though.

    • SkyVader

      Watch a clip of that scene….you'll see why.

    • Master_Rahl

      was wondering why I was having such a time booking a flight to San Diago.

    • asdf

      fail check larf

  • Pixel Counter

    #5 picture a world where this guy REALLY was Jezus.. I would actually go to church

    • DrAlpaca

      Hell yea bro.

  • Reality

    #7 the only good scene from that turdfest.

    • the elusive

      …or when he drank his father's ashes…

  • sen

    as a german #17 i call bullshit

    • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

      As a German, your sense of humor doesn't allow you to understand.

      • misfits

        as a german, his understanding of our language doesnt allow him to understand. ignorant

        • http://www.facebook.com/spncrmoo Danny Spencer

          It's nothing to do with understanding the language asshat. It's lacking a sense of humor and understanding of sarcastic humor.

          • MonkeyMadness

            Agreed. Asshats are asshats.

    • mooseknuckle907

      As someone who knew a German once, and just briefly, you my friend are a disappointment.

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