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Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

August 30, 2011 | In: DAR, Girls, Random

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Henrik

Early DAR is early.

https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

And extra awesome today…lots of SC in there…should be a regular thing in DAR.
They See Me Trollin

Ok, Chive, in my face. I see what you did there #24 / #25. But how do we know these are recent submissions?

Seems legit, but not sure if clever ruse or just trollfacing.

They See Me Trollin

Also… I saw these on Reddit FIRST!

Selmy

And #42 was taken from 27bslash6.com

Mike Apathy

Obvious commenter is obvious.

-Mike Apathy
http://theoctopushamstring.com
Red

#9 people still do this lame shit?

Cool talk fail

What lame shit?
Icing? What's that.

Some idiot

Being "iced" is a trend that died off after people realized how retarded it was. Apparently this guy and his friends didn't get the memo. Basically someone surprise hands you a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and you have to take a knee and drink it all no matter where you are or what you're doing. Yeah, like I said, right up there with planking.

its_forge

Stupid douchey viral marketing for extremely lame people who have a deep-seated desire to be thought of as cool. Or something.

tom

#49

love the smile. oh, sorry paula

Hombre

Michigan rules!

Michigander

YEAH MICHIGAN! Emily your cute and i think you should date me

Cooler Michigander

Emily you're cute and I think you should date me and I used the right "you're"

Coolest Michigander

Meh.

DanFromDetroit

Is that shirt from DownWithDetroit?

Emily

No, I got it from one of the stores in Ann Arbor. I don't remember the name of it though Sorry!

Emily

sorry boys, i'm already taken!

Average Chiver

come on, it's not cheating if he doesn't find out. and if you still think it's cheating because you know about it, that's what i have the roofies for.

Emily

loyal chivette and a loyal girlfriend.

its_forge

Well, good thing you're loyal, 'cause now he doesn't have to be the 1 in the relationship that is….

its_forge

^^^ very much not me.

sooper yooper

The UP rules, your just holding us back. Were seceding.

Chivalrous

Please tell me you're not one of the yoopers that'd rather be part of Wisconsin.

Do you know why they call Chicago the windy city? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows.

i can haz ban ?

Id hit that.
BlackJakoo

never apologize to paula.

danny

#41

would have been perfect for the 'If lips could kill' post today

HUH?

except for the clearly photoshopped chive logo. lame man says…….

awesome sauce

Definitely Photoshopped ,they are quickly bcmng the next 4chan.

dustin

not shopped and if you think the chive is becoming the next 4chan, u haven't been to 4chan in… forever

wileys

^^ dunno why you're getting thumbed down. the chive isn't anything like the fucking chans.

- a /b/tard

WOJIEJr

you're right, it isn't. it's even lamer.

mark

#48, #45, #49

yeah, these are probably shopped too. i remember when the chive took a lot of their girls from the /b/ board. they don't do that as much anymore but it's nice to see that, when a site actually starts offering original content, they get called out for doing something they actually do progressively less

#chivelogic
underdog

the only thing photoshopped in that photo is the logo on her arm and she looks awesome regardless. haters gonna hate. haha
underdog

the only thing photoshopped in that photo is the logo on her arm and she looks awesome regardless. haters gonna hate.

claire

it's actually not shopped. that's what the chivette tattoos look like if you don't apply them or put enough water on 'em. trust me, I'd know

denise

i find it hilarious that everybody thinks it's shopped.

u know you can order chivette tattoos on the chivery right? and that they look like that when applied improperly? ah, well.

noperium

Fake Chivette tattoo is fake…

Thomas

I very much enjoy the Chive…. Makes the UNF library less boring.

jeffzero

Is it just me, or has the Chive jumped the shark recently?

shaka

I get that feeling as well…

Osprey

You should have sex there. Its even more fun. 3rd floor, secret room, no windows by the elevators. You're Welcome.

marcus

#35

children of the worst parents ever

DrROBOTO

don't judge me monkey
I_am_elf

I'm no psychologist but being forced to do this as a kid must fuck you up a little bit as an adult.. I mean just look at Paula she's a mess.

yodaddy

Who the F#@k is watching this crap, so that it is in like season 5 or some shit. someone needs to go over to TLC and start checking hard drives for kiddie porn. IMO produced by pedos for pedos, praying on dumb bitches living vicariously through their daughters. Like I say just my opinion

sigh……

Future Chivettes.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

Current Douchebag.
Red

agreed.
USB

Not
USB

Future hoarders, head cases, drug addicts…
Definitely not future chivettes.

Agent K

"Future hoarders, head cases, drug addicts… "

as he said, chivettes. one of the chivettes caught herpes from tossing a seagull's salad. true story.

Holy Hell

Not a true story and not funny either.
Asshat.

Adam

#34 becomes #35. Narcissistic, insecure attention whores. Without aweful parents we may never have all the scantily clad women in the world.

Adam

Sorry #35 becomes #36.

petra

#49

One of the big reasons i love the chive. sometimes you just have to end the dar with a great smile imho

truth

i enjoy being more on the hater side myself but i do have to admit the chive does have a heart at least.

*puts troll mask back on*
BloodScrubber

Emily….definately doing it right.
hmmmmmmmm

The sign looks Photoshopped.

Emily

i wrote it myself, definitely not photoshopped!

WOW:THEBIGCITY

i want more hotdog themed ladies please

DrROBOTO

how about ladies eating hot dogs?

Obie Slice

#25 ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!!!

its_forge

So, can you pull out your wiener so I can suck….I mean…see how small it is. With my mouth…..

Nickincollege

Minus the duckface right?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Dear John,
Remember your FIRST post here: http://bit.ly/dar9aug ?
On august 9th you got a request from a couple to get a free Keep Calm shirt. You asked us Chivers for suggestions of what they could do to earn a free shirt.
I pulverized all competition with my winning suggestion (currently 311 thumbs up!) of the "10 Chive classics".
I'm sure you proposed my winning suggestion to them, but obviously they told you to go fuck yourself with a frozen wet towel.
So, since I won the contest for the contest I have now earned the Keep Calm shirt! Well?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

WOW:THEBIGCITY

you deserve to be loved
John

No

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

So how was the towel?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Bill57

it's always about her (it) problem is you are truly deprived. try to realize the world doesn't revolve around you and try to stay relevant I know it is hard for you since you don't play well with others

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Oh wait, you meant: "No I don't remember". OK read up, I'll hold my breath…

Hugs,
Paula
"Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Honk

i think he might have just no'd your entire existence

Avis

i've always wanted to see paula the troll get trolled. kinda funny to see it being trolled by the chivers the last couple days. gives me a warm feeling inside
Irishstephen

No, really, you're ACTUALLY A CRAZY PERSON, huh? No-one has any idea wtf you're saying like 99% of the time… Make sense for gods sake!
SkyVader

Wait, it's right. It did get the most thumbs up for it's suggestion. Keep your word, John, even though it won.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Well he never promised any prize for the winning suggestion…. unfortunately.
Anyway little does he know I'm stealing Keep Calm shirts boxes at the time…

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

SkyVader

I'll take one please. XL……thanks.
https://www.facebook.com/rcole83 Ray Cole

No wonder theChive is always sold out of them…. You selling any?

dorian

John never said he'd give a 'keep calm' to anybody. i can only imagine how many people email John asking for shirts all the time.

Paula

Just make your own dude, how difficult can it be?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

IT'S NOT THE SAME!

Hugs,
Paula
"Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Paul_in_Ohio

Dear John,

How about you piss on Paula_ and just send me the Keep Calm shirt b/c you can?

Sounds good to me!

Paul_in_Ohio

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Would LMAO if he'd send you one just to piss me off.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

344045

I will be proudly rocking my Chive logo shirt to Deadmau5 @ Red Rocks tonight. Expecting bumps from the dudes, kisses from the ladies. Ch1v3 0n

Guesty

What you expect and what you actually get will be drastically different, I'm afraid

JU5T 740ll1NG

I shall report back on my findings, worry not, my anonymous friend.

Average Chiver

"Expecting bumps from the dudes, kisses from the ladies."

it's actually the other way around.

Harakiri

You, of all people, would know.

Average Chiver

of course. i'm a chiver….

Harakiri

Not just a Chiver… but the Average Chiver.

Average Chiver

exactly. a true chiver wears his The Chive shirt with pride and satisfaction, knowing what a stud-muffin magnet it is.

http://twitter.com/Poopy_McPoop @Poopy_McPoop

I'd put it in your butt.
beardpapa

#40 You guys catch the pic of Paula in todays post?

Jose Valdez

Hahaha I knew that was her. Gracias!!

Huge

Shouldn't you be dead. Winning smile Emily!

dr. avalon

#39

as the father of a newly-minted teenage girl, this is true

chrisj

As father of a newly minted teenage boy…thats my son she's talking about.

lick my balls Paula

HAAAAAA that was good-

http://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

Pics or it didn't happen.

Irishstephen

#17 Yes, I'd like to put my face there, thanks for the offer!

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#16 #17
Well played gentlemen. Well played.

R2G Fan

#17 Yup they are magnificent! I would stare at them all day, too!

MikeyTheFinger

From a classic Beavis and Butthead episode:
Beavis: Heh Heh, if I had a set of those, I'd never leave the house!
Butthead: Heh Heh Heh, I would, to buy a mirror!

Mcfly707

#8 Weird, I feel something else coming.

Birdhaus32

A sin of passion on her naughty bits maybe
Stevo

you wanna get help for the premature ejaculation kid

Mcfly707

Not really, thanks for your concern though. Very thoughtful.

G Monie

#1 For some reason this doesnt seem like that great of an idea…

HUH?

if you look real close, the can says "lion repellant".
ROK247

THIS PLEASES LION. you may live…for now.
Phoenix

"Bad Kitty!", said the future amputee.
KyleRetrato

If you look closely, you'll find that he's actually spraying his own penis.
http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

Lower. yeah that's it–don't be stingy! I got some terrible fromunda cheese!

Rick

#7 hilarious!

jjj

one on the left looks like Wicket.
Master_Rahl

never was an Ewok fan. Frickin' Jar Jars of the original Trilogy.

Anon

ewoks were amazing

yippee

Nub nub!
Trent

I love EWOKS.

Noname

#33 Please?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

How the fuck can anyone consider Bieber a fair trade for a rock legend!?!?!?!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

G Monie

I think it's more along the lines of this – He is dead. Bieber is not. Thats what the trade would be.

Crappola

Zombie Mercury. (My choice)

amrith777

Took the words right outta my mouth…..

USB

Maybe throw in Lady Gaga for good measure.
Freddy went before his time, that's for sure.

Agent K

"maybe"? she'd be at the VERY TOP of my list….
AnyoneForCoffee

For Bieber AND Gaga, I expect Mercury and Winehouse.

Leonard Poncho

They are still looking for the asshole that killed him

Took me a Second

That's awesome.

dfvs

for some reason, this pic makes me want to cry.
Dameson

Sadly one Freddie is worth 1000 Beibers. No true god would consider this a fair trade dammit
http://twitter.com/Kuetsar @Kuetsar

how about this? Gaga, bieber, kiesha and rebecca black for mercury, lennon and george harrison? Maybe through in miley for john bonham as well? oh and mercury died of aids, he wasn't killed.

BBB

You obviously don't get the joke… think about it… he was gay… asshole… hahaha

pixel counter

#1 anti lion spray – not at all effective

Pwndu232

He's still in one piece. I'd call that a success.
Mike Apathy

Actually you couldn't be more wrong. Anti-Lion spray does in fact exist, and it works quite well. I first read about the stuff in Henry Morton Stanley's unpublished journals from his famed expidition to find the missing medical missionary, Dr. David Lingstone. Then again…I could be lion. HEYOOOOO!!!

-Mike Apathy
http://theoctopushamstring.com

Dr Sheldon Cooper

Theoc to push am string? What a silly name for a web site.
…
…
…
Bazinga.

Mike Apathy

What are you, my biographer?-Mike Apathyhttp://theoctopushamstring.com

MaCo

First page?

Stewie

Ahaha….. you sly devil you

Kaars

#3… Early DAR is SUPER!!!

BleedC&B

Great body on this broad
Master_Rahl

ever notice how superheroines are all hotties? This (super)chick took good notes!
https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

Not sure if trying to fly or trying to plank…
ThatGuy

6 Reasons the Comments on This Article Will Be Useless: 3. The System/Gamed

On sites where comments are rated by users, the userbase will inevitably come up with a complicated game of grabass for manipulating said system. Look at the current system on Youtube, where about half the comments basically state: "Thumbs up if you liked this …" Getting people looking at a Chive post to applaud how much The Chive(or in this case, DAR) rules is the cheapest type of populism; morons trying to collect thumbs-up from anonymous strangers like they mean something. There is no hole in your life small enough to be filled in by internet praise.

Average Chiver

DURRR READING!! DURRRR READING BAAAD! THUMBS DOWN! THUMBS DOWN!!
Kaars

So you copy/paste a couple lines from an article on cracked.com, and assume that my very, very, clever pun (if I do say so myself) is an attempt at internet adoration? I like DAR, and what better opportunity to show my appreciation for its hasty publication than an admittedly brilliant play on words…

You're lightyears behind Paula in the trolling department, my friend. I also like Cracked, and I think that Chris Bucholz deserves credit for HIS words when HE writes them. So, cite your sources, and register like any other self-respecting troll would before lobbing these ridiculous claims from the safety of your Mom's couch.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Bloody hell, early DAR! I didn't have my message ready, would have been FIRST!
#42 see http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html
He's a bit of an asshole there though; stealing and all…

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Bill57

that is ok Paula you are still insignificant

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Fuck, not only were you the first ever to run TOWARDS my basement, but now it seems you really set up camp there!

Hugs,
Paula
"Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

Jeff

Paula = David Thorne? possible considering he's the greatest troll ever
Brad

Nobody pointed out his spelling of unprofessional. Failure on your part Paula, I must say. Also, are you from the U.K.? If not, please don't type 'towards,' especially in all caps, as that is the British spelling of the word. Learn American, thanks.
saltytrey

Funny as all hell

figurefour

#8

So do I.

Sarcasm

Great input.

Htisss

#6 Love the lap dog.

dorkfish

Lap pony
emilie

I'm so jealous right now
Mr.X

loved it more on reddit this morning

Agent K

2nded.

David Thorne

#42 You're lucky Simon, autocorrect changed "fucker" to "whisperer"

Master_Rahl

killer idea, gonna do it to one of the douchey sales guys in our office. What's the best kind of fun you can have? Fun at someone else's expense.
Simon Dempsey

I'll get you David. I'll write you up and have you demoted. You are a prick!!!

David Thorne

And you have Sarah Jessica Parker for a girlfriend, so we're even…

Simon Dempsey

Wrong! My GF is clearly your throat!
fjones

Are we back to the horse (face) fucker than?

vindi

Post the rest of them? There are about 10 or so of these complaints for the same person.

Lt. Nick Bradshaw

When I submitted this I gave them the link but they didn't do it, the rest are just as funny!
Here it is if you wanna look at the rest. http://www.happyplace.com/9907/david-thorne-makes…

Dirty Dingus

I believe that David Thorne also has my stapler.
2cool4skool

Unfortunately he didn't have autocorrect when writing the word "umprofessional"…

laxcat36

#28 the only logical solution

its_forge 107p

I have too ,its awesome.

Fatality

Doesn't matter, had sex

FloppyRocks

#22 pure joy for all involved
http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

#44 WTF?!? Do people seriously do this shit?!?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

What, you were never invited to one? Fucking great, plus: the entire evening you NEVER have to go to the bathroom!

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate
truth

Like you haven't Gern
truth

At what the fuck kind of name is Gern?

its_forge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Martin In one comedy routine, used on the Comedy Is Not Pretty! album, Martin claimed that his real name was "Gern Blanston". The riff took on a life of its own. There is a Gern Blanston website, and for a time a rock band took the moniker as their name.

Birdhaus32

Well you just put the proof up soooo yes people seriously do this shit
obviously

This is a small Chive meet up.
The Chivery

Chivers do.

Chive on!

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