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August 30, 2011 |
In: DAR, Girls, Random
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Early DAR is early.
And extra awesome today…lots of SC in there…should be a regular thing in DAR.
Ok, Chive, in my face. I see what you did there #24 / #25. But how do we know these are recent submissions?
Seems legit, but not sure if clever ruse or just trollfacing.
Also… I saw these on Reddit FIRST!
And #42 was taken from 27bslash6.com
Obvious commenter is obvious.
#9 people still do this lame shit?
What lame shit?
Icing? What's that.
Being "iced" is a trend that died off after people realized how retarded it was. Apparently this guy and his friends didn't get the memo. Basically someone surprise hands you a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and you have to take a knee and drink it all no matter where you are or what you're doing. Yeah, like I said, right up there with planking.
Stupid douchey viral marketing for extremely lame people who have a deep-seated desire to be thought of as cool. Or something.
love the smile. oh, sorry paula
YEAH MICHIGAN! Emily your cute and i think you should date me
Emily you're cute and I think you should date me and I used the right "you're"
Is that shirt from DownWithDetroit?
No, I got it from one of the stores in Ann Arbor. I don't remember the name of it though Sorry!
sorry boys, i'm already taken!
come on, it's not cheating if he doesn't find out. and if you still think it's cheating because you know about it, that's what i have the roofies for.
loyal chivette and a loyal girlfriend.
Well, good thing you're loyal, 'cause now he doesn't have to be the 1 in the relationship that is….
^^^ very much not me.
The UP rules, your just holding us back. Were seceding.
Please tell me you're not one of the yoopers that'd rather be part of Wisconsin.
Do you know why they call Chicago the windy city? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows.
Id hit that.
never apologize to paula.
would have been perfect for the 'If lips could kill' post today
except for the clearly photoshopped chive logo. lame man says…….
Definitely Photoshopped ,they are quickly bcmng the next 4chan.
not shopped and if you think the chive is becoming the next 4chan, u haven't been to 4chan in… forever
^^ dunno why you're getting thumbed down. the chive isn't anything like the fucking chans.
- a /b/tard
you're right, it isn't. it's even lamer.
#48, #45, #49
yeah, these are probably shopped too. i remember when the chive took a lot of their girls from the /b/ board. they don't do that as much anymore but it's nice to see that, when a site actually starts offering original content, they get called out for doing something they actually do progressively less
the only thing photoshopped in that photo is the logo on her arm and she looks awesome regardless. haters gonna hate. haha
the only thing photoshopped in that photo is the logo on her arm and she looks awesome regardless. haters gonna hate.
it's actually not shopped. that's what the chivette tattoos look like if you don't apply them or put enough water on 'em. trust me, I'd know
i find it hilarious that everybody thinks it's shopped.
u know you can order chivette tattoos on the chivery right? and that they look like that when applied improperly? ah, well.
Fake Chivette tattoo is fake…
I very much enjoy the Chive…. Makes the UNF library less boring.
Is it just me, or has the Chive jumped the shark recently?
I get that feeling as well…
You should have sex there. Its even more fun. 3rd floor, secret room, no windows by the elevators. You're Welcome.
children of the worst parents ever
don't judge me monkey
I'm no psychologist but being forced to do this as a kid must fuck you up a little bit as an adult.. I mean just look at Paula she's a mess.
Who the F#@k is watching this crap, so that it is in like season 5 or some shit. someone needs to go over to TLC and start checking hard drives for kiddie porn. IMO produced by pedos for pedos, praying on dumb bitches living vicariously through their daughters. Like I say just my opinion
Future hoarders, head cases, drug addicts…
Definitely not future chivettes.
"Future hoarders, head cases, drug addicts… "
as he said, chivettes. one of the chivettes caught herpes from tossing a seagull's salad. true story.
Not a true story and not funny either.
#34 becomes #35. Narcissistic, insecure attention whores. Without aweful parents we may never have all the scantily clad women in the world.
Sorry #35 becomes #36.
One of the big reasons i love the chive. sometimes you just have to end the dar with a great smile imho
i enjoy being more on the hater side myself but i do have to admit the chive does have a heart at least.
*puts troll mask back on*
Emily….definately doing it right.
The sign looks Photoshopped.
i wrote it myself, definitely not photoshopped!
i want more hotdog themed ladies please
how about ladies eating hot dogs?
#25 ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!!!
So, can you pull out your wiener so I can suck….I mean…see how small it is. With my mouth…..
Minus the duckface right?
Remember your FIRST post here: http://bit.ly/dar9aug ?
On august 9th you got a request from a couple to get a free Keep Calm shirt. You asked us Chivers for suggestions of what they could do to earn a free shirt.
I pulverized all competition with my winning suggestion (currently 311 thumbs up!) of the "10 Chive classics".
I'm sure you proposed my winning suggestion to them, but obviously they told you to go fuck yourself with a frozen wet towel.
So, since I won the contest for the contest I have now earned the Keep Calm shirt! Well?
- the one you love to hate
you deserve to be loved
So how was the towel?
it's always about her (it) problem is you are truly deprived. try to realize the world doesn't revolve around you and try to stay relevant I know it is hard for you since you don't play well with others
Oh wait, you meant: "No I don't remember". OK read up, I'll hold my breath…
"Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
— LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21
i think he might have just no'd your entire existence
i've always wanted to see paula the troll get trolled. kinda funny to see it being trolled by the chivers the last couple days. gives me a warm feeling inside
No, really, you're ACTUALLY A CRAZY PERSON, huh? No-one has any idea wtf you're saying like 99% of the time… Make sense for gods sake!
Wait, it's right. It did get the most thumbs up for it's suggestion. Keep your word, John, even though it won.
Well he never promised any prize for the winning suggestion…. unfortunately.
Anyway little does he know I'm stealing Keep Calm shirts boxes at the time…
I'll take one please. XL……thanks.
No wonder theChive is always sold out of them…. You selling any?
John never said he'd give a 'keep calm' to anybody. i can only imagine how many people email John asking for shirts all the time.
Just make your own dude, how difficult can it be?
IT'S NOT THE SAME!
How about you piss on Paula_ and just send me the Keep Calm shirt b/c you can?
Sounds good to me!
Would LMAO if he'd send you one just to piss me off.
I will be proudly rocking my Chive logo shirt to Deadmau5 @ Red Rocks tonight. Expecting bumps from the dudes, kisses from the ladies. Ch1v3 0n
What you expect and what you actually get will be drastically different, I'm afraid
I shall report back on my findings, worry not, my anonymous friend.
"Expecting bumps from the dudes, kisses from the ladies."
it's actually the other way around.
You, of all people, would know.
of course. i'm a chiver….
Not just a Chiver… but the Average Chiver.
exactly. a true chiver wears his The Chive shirt with pride and satisfaction, knowing what a stud-muffin magnet it is.
I'd put it in your butt.
#40 You guys catch the pic of Paula in todays post?
Hahaha I knew that was her. Gracias!!
Shouldn't you be dead. Winning smile Emily!
as the father of a newly-minted teenage girl, this is true
As father of a newly minted teenage boy…thats my son she's talking about.
HAAAAAA that was good-
Pics or it didn't happen.
#17 Yes, I'd like to put my face there, thanks for the offer!
Well played gentlemen. Well played.
#17 Yup they are magnificent! I would stare at them all day, too!
From a classic Beavis and Butthead episode:
Beavis: Heh Heh, if I had a set of those, I'd never leave the house!
Butthead: Heh Heh Heh, I would, to buy a mirror!
#8 Weird, I feel something else coming.
A sin of passion on her naughty bits maybe
you wanna get help for the premature ejaculation kid
Not really, thanks for your concern though. Very thoughtful.
#1 For some reason this doesnt seem like that great of an idea…
if you look real close, the can says "lion repellant".
THIS PLEASES LION. you may live…for now.
"Bad Kitty!", said the future amputee.
If you look closely, you'll find that he's actually spraying his own penis.
Lower. yeah that's it–don't be stingy! I got some terrible fromunda cheese!
one on the left looks like Wicket.
never was an Ewok fan. Frickin' Jar Jars of the original Trilogy.
ewoks were amazing
I love EWOKS.
How the fuck can anyone consider Bieber a fair trade for a rock legend!?!?!?!
I think it's more along the lines of this – He is dead. Bieber is not. Thats what the trade would be.
Zombie Mercury. (My choice)
Took the words right outta my mouth…..
Maybe throw in Lady Gaga for good measure.
Freddy went before his time, that's for sure.
"maybe"? she'd be at the VERY TOP of my list….
For Bieber AND Gaga, I expect Mercury and Winehouse.
They are still looking for the asshole that killed him
for some reason, this pic makes me want to cry.
Sadly one Freddie is worth 1000 Beibers. No true god would consider this a fair trade dammit
how about this? Gaga, bieber, kiesha and rebecca black for mercury, lennon and george harrison? Maybe through in miley for john bonham as well? oh and mercury died of aids, he wasn't killed.
You obviously don't get the joke… think about it… he was gay… asshole… hahaha
#1 anti lion spray – not at all effective
He's still in one piece. I'd call that a success.
Actually you couldn't be more wrong. Anti-Lion spray does in fact exist, and it works quite well. I first read about the stuff in Henry Morton Stanley's unpublished journals from his famed expidition to find the missing medical missionary, Dr. David Lingstone. Then again…I could be lion. HEYOOOOO!!!
Theoc to push am string? What a silly name for a web site.
What are you, my biographer?-Mike Apathyhttp://theoctopushamstring.com
Ahaha….. you sly devil you
#3… Early DAR is SUPER!!!
Great body on this broad
ever notice how superheroines are all hotties? This (super)chick took good notes!
Not sure if trying to fly or trying to plank…
6 Reasons the Comments on This Article Will Be Useless: 3. The System/Gamed
On sites where comments are rated by users, the userbase will inevitably come up with a complicated game of grabass for manipulating said system. Look at the current system on Youtube, where about half the comments basically state: "Thumbs up if you liked this …" Getting people looking at a Chive post to applaud how much The Chive(or in this case, DAR) rules is the cheapest type of populism; morons trying to collect thumbs-up from anonymous strangers like they mean something. There is no hole in your life small enough to be filled in by internet praise.
DURRR READING!! DURRRR READING BAAAD! THUMBS DOWN! THUMBS DOWN!!
So you copy/paste a couple lines from an article on cracked.com, and assume that my very, very, clever pun (if I do say so myself) is an attempt at internet adoration? I like DAR, and what better opportunity to show my appreciation for its hasty publication than an admittedly brilliant play on words…
You're lightyears behind Paula in the trolling department, my friend. I also like Cracked, and I think that Chris Bucholz deserves credit for HIS words when HE writes them. So, cite your sources, and register like any other self-respecting troll would before lobbing these ridiculous claims from the safety of your Mom's couch.
Bloody hell, early DAR! I didn't have my message ready, would have been FIRST!
#42 see http://www.27bslash6.com/f26a.html
He's a bit of an asshole there though; stealing and all…
that is ok Paula you are still insignificant
Fuck, not only were you the first ever to run TOWARDS my basement, but now it seems you really set up camp there!
Paula = David Thorne? possible considering he's the greatest troll ever
Nobody pointed out his spelling of unprofessional. Failure on your part Paula, I must say. Also, are you from the U.K.? If not, please don't type 'towards,' especially in all caps, as that is the British spelling of the word. Learn American, thanks.
Funny as all hell
So do I.
#6 Love the lap dog.
I'm so jealous right now
loved it more on reddit this morning
#42 You're lucky Simon, autocorrect changed "fucker" to "whisperer"
killer idea, gonna do it to one of the douchey sales guys in our office. What's the best kind of fun you can have? Fun at someone else's expense.
I'll get you David. I'll write you up and have you demoted. You are a prick!!!
And you have Sarah Jessica Parker for a girlfriend, so we're even…
Wrong! My GF is clearly your throat!
Are we back to the horse (face) fucker than?
Post the rest of them? There are about 10 or so of these complaints for the same person.
When I submitted this I gave them the link but they didn't do it, the rest are just as funny!
Here it is if you wanna look at the rest. http://www.happyplace.com/9907/david-thorne-makes…
I believe that David Thorne also has my stapler.
Unfortunately he didn't have autocorrect when writing the word "umprofessional"…
#28 the only logical solution
I have too ,its awesome.
Doesn't matter, had sex
#22 pure joy for all involved
#44 WTF?!? Do people seriously do this shit?!?
What, you were never invited to one? Fucking great, plus: the entire evening you NEVER have to go to the bathroom!
Like you haven't Gern
At what the fuck kind of name is Gern?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Martin In one comedy routine, used on the Comedy Is Not Pretty! album, Martin claimed that his real name was "Gern Blanston". The riff took on a life of its own. There is a Gern Blanston website, and for a time a rock band took the moniker as their name.
Well you just put the proof up soooo yes people seriously do this shit
This is a small Chive meet up.
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