Every man, woman, and child is created equal…kinda (32 photos)

  • Kaars

    #5… Pedobunny

    • Red Rabbit

      I wont say I hate you, but I am very, very angry at you Chive, for what you have done to me today.

    • Waw3s3e


      photo from the chive get together.

      • Stopwoie

        #32 Is another from the Chive get together.

  • SitVisVobiscum

    #23 Can't be unseen!

    • yodaddy

      There may not be any branches on that family tree.

    • Juke The Nuke

      #23 and #19

      The Chive: where they post pictures of people with birth-disorders in order to make fun of them(in this case, albinism. and about a month ago that guy with the overly-enlarged neck).

      stay classy, Chive.

      • Stevo

        I don't thin #19 is a birth disorder…

      • SitVisVobiscum


        • Shoop De Whoop

          how 'bout you stop being such a Chive fellating fanboy and STFU when someone's actually got a point.

      • A BiPolar Guy

        agreed – even though I wouldn't call albinism exactly a disorder

        • truth

          "Albinism is a congenital DISORDER characterized by the complete or partial absence of pigment in the skin, hair and eyes due to absence or defect of an enzyme involved in the production of melanin."–Wikipedia

          you're welcome. learn to use the internet for something besides porn.

          • A BiPolar Guy

            wow where the *hell* do you come off making a remark like that?
            Note that I said "I wouldn't call it" – yeah many people would, but I wouldn't. My mother was albino and it would never have occurred to her or me to call it a disorder.
            What's a "defect" and what's a "difference" depend greatly on your point off view. Once upon a time homosexuality was considered a mental illness by psychiatrists. Words and definitions are fluid.

            I've been on the internet since before there WAS any porn on it, before it was even called the internet. "Don't teach your grandmother how to suck eggs, boy!"

            • topher


      • http://www.facebook.com/Cheeselea Chelsea Lauren Foulk

        #23 there's something wrong with that girl other than albinism. It looks like a toddler with a really long body.

        And if anyone had the body fat percentage and lip shape of #19, I'd think they look weird.

        There are plenty of albinos who aren't crazy looking. And there are plenty of people with pigment who are. Let's not discriminate based on skin color (or lack thereof).

        • Shoop De Whoop

          i've got a better idea Chelsea: let's not make of fun of people who can't help it!

    • TAMZ

      I just don't…….know…..what……to…..say. Or think…..I …….can't….

      • six

        Albinos are black ppl whit no pigments, meaning, white ppl! OMG!!!

    • troutisafish

      #23 reminds me of that super freaky X-files episode.

    • A Fan

      That is some scary shit!!!

  • FIREaway


  • jjj

    #26 handicapable

    • Michael Scott

      pedobear is near

    • Master_Rahl

      this chick has her priorities straight. 60-79% of your body in a cast, NO PROBLEM, crotch area still accessible, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

    • LOL

      There are NSFW pictures of her out there…Prob just google body cast girl. She actually is posing with the cast on ect…


    • Person 1

      She said she liked "it rough" I COMPLIED

    • Matthew

      There is a signature on her left inner thigh that reads, "Mike Patton".

      • Chive_On

        Let's not forget "Jenni" with the number 867-5309 on her right one.

        • http://www.facebook.com/free2shred Shawn Michael George

          However, Mike Patton is actually important. If you don't know who he is, even after a quick google search, then God have mercy on your soul.

    • Mitch Cumstein

      Weird boner happening!

    • Broseph Stalin

      It's a fetish girl that posts with this fake cast. Some fucked up people actually enjoy porn like this. Not into it myself but I have seen this a while back floating around the internets and remember the story from back then.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      Yup, I wrecked that pussy–good thing she had insurance

      • Dan

        her name is Samantha and she is a fetish model from fantacast.com. She made some waves on 4chan when she got posted, and renamed "brokechan"

  • billshakes626

    #28 Ever seen a bluejay and a dog run a train on a bitch?

    • Craig

      Sorry, but I believe that is a penguin named Pablo. He is from the Backyardigans.

      I think the 80's era purple Air-Jordans are more disturbing. Good thing she is cute.

      • Kenny Powers

        The "80's era purple Air-Jordans" that are clearly DC's?

    • tylrd67

      In Vegas once for $50

  • reepthebeneftits

    #1 First I'm gonna cut you, then open you up with my can opener, file you down. You got metal screws in you? Yeah, I got a screwdriver too.

    • Ambush Steve

      Then I'll bite you with my vampire teeth.

      Pretty gangsta with the twilight poster. The one with the dude no less.

    • tomchalm

      then we'll sit down and watch twilight.

    • HUH?

      Yo! imma gangsta! and i love me summa dat twilight! you know that werewolf dont deserve that girl, he's bad news. that vampire is the real man, she should hook up with him, he's stone cold gangsta that vampire. he treats her real nice and all dat.

      • Waw3s3e

        christ, you bastards are unfunny. and twilight jokes? what's next? "airline food. what is up with that stuff?"

        the chivers: always on the cutting edge of humor *end sarcasm*

  • billshakes626

    #23 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

    • Owen Smithers

      Are you a wizard?

    • buckeye473210


  • KNOB

    Hey man, there's a pussy on your head.


    • commodoresixtyfour

      it looks like the same cat that sits ontop of the girls closet door in the Daily Morning Awesomeness post

    • OIWe

      was that supposed to be funny because you used the word "pussy"? what are you, 12?

    • Da_Boz

      It's on every guys mind… may have served you better there.

    • megapretzel

      that's what she said!

  • lajee


    • http://www.facebook.com/RCChilds7 Robert Gamecock Childs

      how about not

      • lajee

        how about yes? faggot.

  • Pancho

    #19 Omg Paula, you finally made the cut :O

    • Harry Potter

      Paula's a Weasley!

    • WOiew

      well i'll be damned; paula does look like a regular chivette.

    • B2thec

      Why does this mutant have an amazing body? Hmmm… Where did I put that paper bag?

    • gbody

      Looks kinda like Rupert Grint or Macaulay Culkin + photoshop or really bad plastic surgery.

    • Rick

      With that nose… she looks like a wigger O_o

    • Barrel in a Barrel

      Pretty sure this girl actually went to my school – a Black Albino. As in shes whiter than a ginger but she has the features of a black girl.

      • TheAndychrist

        WOW!!!! Makes sense now!

    • turbodude

      last time I saw a mouth like that, It had a hook in it.

    • Anonymous

      Albino neeggers freak me out

  • trumeth

    Where do these fucking people come from?

    • anotherone

      They're all N.E. fans

      • trumeth

        Other than Gay Pride, your city doesn't have a parade, little jealous? Come to Beantown, we have one every year involving a championship trophey of some sort.

    • @bunkerpunkk

      This is some next level kinky shit. Just think, that serial murderer in #6 could be the mail guy in your office during the work week and spent 48 hours dressed like this and jackin' it with dead animals' blood all weekend. Hahaha, I'm just kidding, he's probably really nice.

    • The_Dood


      • trumeth

        haha, I lol'd

  • Çreep

    all kinds of WTF in #30.

    • The_Dood

      This picture never gets old. And none of us will ever be as awesome as him!

      • Mendoza

        Is that Mac's dad?

        • George


    • TAMZ

      Don't know if I would claim g-ma afterwards or invite her to all of my parties. Big WTF!!!

    • Mark

      Too bad it's a David LaChappelle photo 🙂 ..

  • dan

    #26 is still open for business. Nice!

    • Jay

      That turns me on a lot more than I think I should admit.

      • The_Dood

        I'm fine with admitting it. She'd have to go back to the hospital after I got done with her.
        I might have to draw some nipples on the upper cast though…

      • The Chivery

        Agreed. A true Chiver can only have sex with a half-way decent looking woman if she's passed out from a roofie, getting paid for it, or in no physical shape to get away.

        Chive on!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #25 $17 and an airsoft rifle. Now THAT'S gangsta!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001208655111 John Jennings

      And a Compaq.

    • Rightclicksaveas

      Yo Dawg I heard you got windows 98

      • Verbal_Kint

        Nice. I almost spit coffee on my monitor…

    • Justin_Dale

      That's why it's all dollar bills on his keyboard.

  • dagleja3

    #7 – That kid is about to get bitch slapped into next week

    • james

      gosh i hope the kids hand was amputated and isn't actually wrist deep…

  • OGMrWhite


    damn Ralphie from A Christmas Story really went to shit

  • DUH

    So beautiful.
    Barf !

    • Ambush Steve


      • James

        I think she's an albino?

        • shaka

          The elusive black albino…. very rare!!!

      • DUH

        OK. your right.
        Just meant that top lip shocked me a bit.

        • The Truth!

          Take a look at most black peoples lips..very similar…this one is just an Albino

    • Dew

      Does anyone know where this pic came from? Cause I swear this couple lives in my home town and Ive seen them at the local wal mart several times. The guy laying down was always seen with her too. Freaked me out!

  • Screwhead317

    #23 will haunt my dreams

  • Richard Head

    #7 Is he fisting that ass?

    • anon

      sure looks like it!

      • dorkfish

        wouldnt you

  • HobbesTiger

    #5. This. This here. This right here. Will haunt my fucking dreams till I die.

  • Holy Hell

    #21. No.
    Just NOOO.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Typical longhorn fan.


    Some should let her know that mayo isn't a beverage.

    • Michael Scott

      No, it's her only food group.

    • John Mc

      I actually thew up a little when I saw this…

      • RGH


  • Kjjjjj

    26# is it strange that Id fap to this?

    • cdfg

      no, but it's very strange that you think the # sign would come after the number

    • anon

      no, for some reason that's pretty hot!

    • 123


  • HobbesTiger

    #10 Not exactly sure what is happening here but that horse-guy sure is pissed about it.

    • james

      gritty baywatch reboot?

  • Ryecrash

    #24 Check out the awesome record-player stereo.
    #25 Use that gun to get yourself a newer computer.
    #26 She can't run away…. ;^)

    • The_Dood

      If only I could thumb you down three times, once for each comment…

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