Girls you can take home to your cellar (25 Photos)

  • tek

    they cant be all girls….

    • Norbert Zalog

      I'm assuming there is a shortage of mirrors?

      • RGH

        I hope there is a rationale reason.

    • Anthony Roybal

      I AGREE n my girl says these women make god cry

    • theeemightybuck

      #18 has a boogie

    • phdonme


      • JDB

        No sir, not fresh at all…

        Thank you google translator.

    • Sunsetat6

      I thought the same thing.

    • Mister H.

      #18 Chive Please!!! HIDE HER!!!!

    • ...

      i hope there is at least one girl

    • JHL1

      Run away! Run away!

  • Fred


    • Gabriel Noronha Grecco

      They make Lady Gaga look as normal as a kindergarten teacher

    • Brian King

      #17 Even the dog is like get the fuck away from me!

  • JP Souza

    #7 #10 #14 #16
    'Der F*ck?

    • nanana

      looks like a hot version of Lady Gaga

  • HeyJewed

    #4 Why is that guy wearing the exact same makeup as that girl?

    • No one

      Cause they're both douchbags?

      • Chris


    • fed

      if you come to Italy you'll see boys wearing the same shirt as the girls… :S

    • dagleja3

      He's trying to find an American husband too!!

    • Master_Rahl

      holyshit, I thought that WAS a chick.

      • <--thisguymustbegay

        were you a little turned on at first?

    • Kenai

      What guy?

      • SeaBassEX

        No shit. Looks like a mannish woman to me.

  • waryee


  • @The_Scofield_

    "You want the big lips? Come, I make you good deal. Very nice fat, fresh from American asses!"

  • Mcdouche


  • mooseknuckle907

    Once you've seen it you cannot unsee it

  • Bill57

    talk about freakin scary, they can make their own horror movie

  • Person 1

    Fuck it, I would………………….. go on, judge me you bastards

    • BSS

      If the lights are off, everyone looks like Jessica Alba. A few drinks wouldn't hurt either.

      • da2conan

        I'm sure Roseanne Barr doesn't

      • Anthony Roybal


        • Smitty

          For starters

        • Ha.Ha.

          an 8-ball and a couple rolls too

    • Bulldog

      after washing them in a tub of cold cream…

    • Jake

      AMEN Brother…I'd fuck all of 'em…any guy who says different is obviously a homo

      • Tom

        then start with the one on the right #18

  • duh

    That's nasty.

  • ispkdtruth

    They are all Chivettes ,the one who dont make it to the SC post.

    • Brother Maynard


  • Hand Of Fate 125p

    #9 Thats my famous model wife !!

    • 'Lil Jon


    • Red Rabbit

      Suck a bag of dicks matt riggs

    • Psymon Gallows

      I'm sorry…

  • banmealluwant

    These are lesser attention hoes than our chivettes.

    • W(ejw

      thumb down the comment all you want, it's still true.


      Yeah…. about time someone said that.

  • TheRev

    Pretty sure #12 is a guy. Along with a few of the others.

    • guest

      No. Look at the hand – it's feminine. It used to be a girl until it got that job at that chocolate factory…

      • The_Dood

        Yeah but the douche on that cellphone is exactly what she's gonna pick up looking like that. Mission accomplished.

    • hMMMM

      #18. On the right.

    • CuriousGeorge

      That's Lady Gaga… so yeah.

  • AssClown

    #4 Glamorous gay is glamorous indeed…

  • Dolfan0925

    Woah. I've had enough duck for the year thx.

    • Matt Riggs

      i cant believe this!! me and my sister just got two i-pads for $ 42.77 each and a $ 50 amazon card for $ 9. the stores want to keep this a secret and they dont tell you. go here

      • Infamous

        OK Matt… What the fuck did that have to do with the girls with duck faces????

  • AssClown

    #9 #18 #24 Fire just won't suffice, the only way to rid our world from these foul demons is with holy water and a cross.

    • TheBAMFinater

      Or take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    • Henrik

      I think acid would work too.

    • Birdhaus32

      Sad part, it likes like two of them could have been lookers but then they siliconed those lips and spent way to much time with the self tanner

    • hMMMM

      iPad prices are going up, huh? Wasn't it only $22.17 last week?

      • Drew Bolden

        i reported u…… suck a bag of dicks matt riggs

        • Drew Bolden


  • Karolis

    If I saw #9 in real life I would definately shit myself…

    • Ha.Ha.

      and then rub it all over your skin so you guys can have matching skin tone?

    • yep!

      Have to admit, those lips would probably feel great when getting a BJ. Just not eye-to-eye contact and get the hell out when you're done!

  • Jim

    To think we were terrified by the Russians … oh how the mighty have fallen

    • Dashete

      I'm still terrified

    • LuvH8fulChix

      I'm not sure this is a random sampling of the population…

    • Aly

      Right! It's not like we judge you by Jersey Shore….

  • lc

    Wtf is # 18

    • cubanitagirl

      same thing i wondered! lmao

    • turbodude

      #18….your welcome lc

    • Red

      Dude, I was thinking the same thing? Perhaps really good at giving head? I don't know.

  • third and long

    Just woke up checked the chive. now im scared to go back yo sleep due to the horror my eyes have just witnessed.

    • The_Dood

      That's a bad idea. Have sweet nightmares buddy.

  • Andyyyyyy

    Even the dog is terrified #17

    • nix

      Looks like she's smoking a bowl and blowing it in the dogs face.

    • Benton McGrath

      Caption should read " Bitch, No"

  • Cyberfunker

    Mmmm….Paula is in one of these photos, but wich one?

    • Matt Riggs

      i cant believe this!! me and my sister just got two i-pads for $ 42.77 each and a $ 50 amazon card for $ 9. the stores want to keep this a secret and they dont tell you. go here

      • caleb

        Like the first guy said, suck a bag of dicks, asshat.

  • Dashete

    There had better not be a single MOAR! on these comments.

    • Shannon Coverdale

      #6 MOAR!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      #7 MOAR!


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