If lips could kill (24 Photos)

  • Kreatics

    good to see two indians on Chive !!!!

    • WERw

      yep. now THESE chicks are sexy. unlike the chivettes who are just slutty.

    • Jen

      wat aout the pungent curry smell that comes from their vaginas? indian girls just look dirrty to me, and with the whole bathing in the river, pissing and shitting in the river, sleeping in the river, bathing your animals in the river, doing dishes in the river…u catch my drift

      • not jen

        I, for 1, Agree with Jen. Indian girls smell like spicy feet with a touch of rotten egg.

      • Wayne

        Ignorance and racism go hand in hand.

        • mikeraw

          It's not racism, it's the truth. People are different. What's so hard to grasp about that? Do you think that evolution stopped 50,000 years ago?

    • Wayne

      3, I believe. Aishwarya Rai, Riya Sen and Freida Pinto.

      • Jen

        despite what i said above, freida pinto is gorgeous and i would munch on her curry puss at any time. although i don't think she was in this post…

  • R2G Fan

    #7 and #22

    Their lips excite me.

    • Jeffrey Lebowski

      young denise richards…such greatness

      • ehm

        Sorry, but #22 is Doutzen Kroes 🙂
        Look up black and white images of her if you don't believe me…

    • hashidiot


      Riya Sen. Has a couple of leaked mms videos.. Terrible bollywood actress.

  • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

    #11 stunning!

    • Mcfly707


    • Marleen

      Freida Pinto. She's gorgeous

      • Ha.Ha.

        is that really her??? she doesn't look anything like what she did in slumdog…

    • Richard Simmons

      Still lovin your avatar. Gay dudes ftw

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000349369337 Rick Van de Schepop

    If lip could kill, I'd be quite dead now 😉

  • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

    #12 Gentlemen, to your photoshops
    #14 Bachman eyes?
    #19 Those tulips are doing something awesome.

    • SkyVader

      What's better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on my organ.

    • Owen Smithers

      Well played, sir.

      • Shoop De Whoop

        no. it was not "well played". we already know he's a "sir", so there's no reason to type "well played, sir". stop typing that.

        • gocubsgo!

          Take it easy. All the party poopers are on reddit these days anyways – maybe time to make a move????
          In regards to the previous joke –
          Tulips – HA! I get it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        • Owen Smithers

          Wow! Such venom… My sincere apologies for offending you in such a horrible manner. It is truly appalling that I would even consider making an error so glaring, so disturbing, so utterly ill conceived as to inflict a pain upon your sensitive and delicate nature. Please accept my humble expression of remorse and regret at having disturbed, in the most callous way, through my stumbling and inept attempt at humor, your obviously superior knowledge and regard for this issue. I bow to your eminence. I'm sorry….

          • Red

            calm the fuck down, spazz-ass.

          • Agent K

            woah, man. wash the sand out of your vagina…..

    • Bill57

      Kate upton can turn you on even without her lips, they just add to the hotness that is alreadt white hot

    • Winnfield

      19 = Angelina Jolie ?

      • Steini

        #19 Angelina Jolie by David LaChapelle…awesome Photographer

  • mr_johnson


  • TBAKER67

    #9 you didnt get that round mouth from eating square meals

    • Boomer

      Love Zooey:)

    • sac 916

      HAHAHA LMFAO!!!!

  • JROC

    if they could kill i would still love a gummer

  • Rick

    #15 WIW ………wet is WONDERFUL !!!!!!!!!

    • KyleRetrato

      Is she wearing skin… over her skin?

    • mitch

      most beautiful

  • Peter Parker

    #4 Roooosarioooh my GOD

    • Ha.Ha.

      what was that movie when she played like this barbarian girl…i think it was may alexander? dude was hanging out in the tent then all of a sudden BAM! that was awesome.

  • jrey81

    #14, #22, #24 are perfectly parted to me. Moar please!

    • Gateway

      Lots of representation from our new Asian overlord. More funny links please

      • jrey81

        well, if you get a kick out of self-deprecating asians, i gotz nuthin on Mr Jeong…. that lil' chingy dick muther-f*cker is my hero….

      • jrey81

        i gotta send this to the chive, it's all over NYC buses… someone from advertising is getting fired… http://twitpic.com/6dszrp

  • http://www.facebook.com/RCChilds7 Robert Gamecock Childs

    #9 and #19 made me think of the billboard sign from Super Troopers lol

    • Anonymous

      Casino Fantastique!

  • Tom

    #19 oh oh oh oh ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh __________(insert your name)

  • miami-dade

    I'd raile #20 til my heart stopped…

    • Bob sanders

      what an interesting spelling!

      • lick my balls Paula

        durrrrrrrrrr he already corrected it, FAIL

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Mine (not those lips depicted here though) can choke a guy!

    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Peter Parker

      fuck off Paula, your 15 minutes were up 15 minutes ago-

    • DUH

      Then open wide and say, AAwww.

    • 1029384756

      Yea fuck you

    • BoobieWatcher

      You're right. I almost choked on my vomit just thinking about them. HAHA…No really.

    • fat mike

      That makes no sense. You are an idiot!

    • intmid8or

      pics or it didnt happen

  • http://www.facebook.com/richard.c.rice Richard Rice



  • das_Hoff


    Can't really see her face. Although, it's burn your bra Tuesday, and I'm not one to complain.

  • miami-dade

    that would be "rail" as in the trains entering the station- WHAT A FOX!

  • disturbed

    #12 Totally in love with her lips #15 Just wow.

  • Tom

    #20 here i am admiring lips and BAM! FLBP out of no where

  • Lt. Nick Bradshaw

    #9 No need to waste a good opportunity!

  • Tyler Durden

    #12 I'm not even looking at her lips…..

  • Tomas

    #23 Lips??? What lips? :p

    • Tomas

      Tabatha Fher, BTW. B)

  • Tuttified

    If lips could kill…… my d*ck would be a kamikaze. #9

  • mooseknuckle907

    Not sure what I like more.
    lips or nips

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