Calling all smiling Chivettes, send in your photos!

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 Calling all smiling Chivettes, send in your photos!

Earlier this year we posted one of the most popular Sexy Chivers ever, the smiling Chivettes. Since then, we’ve had hundreds of requests for another Smiling Sexy Chivers. So let’s brighten up the internet a little this Friday, shall we?

AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Strap on your best smile, grab your camera (phone) and write ‘Chive On’ on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame.

Above all: Be creative and smile big. 

Chive On!

– John

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  • Dano

    Love the Chivettes. Every one. And smiles are SO much better in your fotos, ladies. Thank you!



  • Paula_

    I have no time to decrease your IQs right meow and in the DAR, I'm about to watch Bill Murray's latest:

    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG –

    • Drew Bolden

      we need a paula post

  • mattythegooch

    "Strap on your best smile"…………………

    • Paula_

      Good catch. Me like strap on.

      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG –

      • Herbert

        Did someone say strap in, or strap on?

  • Verbal_Kint

    How about putting it to a vote like the cat forts this time?

  • ispkdtruth

    Goodnews for all the loose women here ,time to whip out ur fun bags and take off your pants just so that the losers here can jerk off.

    • BringOnTheBoobs!

      Wow dude. So all you guys out there who put down the Chivette's for submitting photos, I have to imagine you're all probably the type who can never get laid, never have had much luck with the ladies, and your best friend is still your mom … am I right?

      • BringonTheboobsMom

        Stop pretending that your life is any different son ,now come here and lets watch Desperate Housewives together again.

    • Backdrag

      HA HA HA! Their is some truth to your words but they can't jerk it if they don't send them in!

      • Eric Walker


    • patov40

      You should submit a picture of your ideal woman. You know, in a housecoat with curlers in her hair, sitting on a coach, watching daytime tv, eating bonbons. I'll take Chivettes. Have a nice day! :)

      • WOiew

        i'll the chive sluts too. they'll suck yo dick fo a dolla.

  • ispkdtruth

    Calling all Whores …submit submit submit.

    • uspkdbs

      That's so disgusting. Breast's and coochy coos! What is the world coming to??!!

    • patov40

      iskdtruth liked the Chive back when it was cool. F'n hipster douche.

  • powersticks

    What happened to last week's SC? Was it not posted or am I blind? The one on Monday was for last week since it wasn't posted on Friday.

  • HatBomb

    What with all the haters? If you don't like the Chive, don't Chive. Pretty simple if you ask me. If you don't like attractive women that willingly submit sexy pictures of themselves, then skip the Chivettes and check out the DAR. There is something for everyone on the Chive!

    • CDN

      The thing is, theChive used to be better than this. It's turned into a soft core adult site where people can get off to women who are wearing next to nothing. Is that what you want your pics to be known for Chivettes? With some of the pics posted on this site, there should be an adult disclaimer when you first enter the site.

      • Bridgemaster



      • Dano

        Has The Chive been hacked by astroturfing Fundie Christians?



      • sore

        the chive has pretty much always had sexy chivers. the difference is the dar used to be 20 photos and the SC was about the same. now it's more content but it's also more mainstream. haters gonna hate but the fact is there isn't anybody doing what the chive is doing these days. it's a good vibe

      • patov40

        Oh my stars and garters! CDN is getting the vapors! Heavens to Betsy! :p

  • Norm Abram

    Paula, are you a chude (chick-dude: Girl with a penis) or a full on dyke? Super cereal question. Y u no post pic?

    looooove you…

  • Junkie

    Its Monday….where's 'Mind The Gap'…..I need my fix!!!!

    • JPV

      I know what you mean but its been a maybe twice a month post

      I love Gap, just not enough for a weekly installment

  • Patches

    Make your fathers and grandfathers proud and show your ass and titties to a bunch of random strangers!

    • patov40

      Bad Patches!! Bad!! Use your litter box for this! :p

  • Goof

    Who is the hot Chivette featured in this pic?

  • danny

    is this girls name devyn?

  • Marcin Kalisz

    yeah girls, we need some cute smiles, we love them!

  • Josh Gorter

    A genuine smile is so much better then half naked body with out a face.


    Yaae time to become a complete whore ,my parents would be so proud ,not to mention my brother who always faps to the chivettes. Porn industry here i come !!

    • CHIVETTE #2

      I agree. One day I hope to be just like my hero, Lauren Gentile, and catch Syphilis from sucking off a pelican. That way I can not only be an attention-whoring skank, but be completely delusional about it too!

    • patov40

      Losers hiding the fact that they have to pay to get their weiners touched. Poor, morbidly obese douchnozzles. B)

    • patov40

      Everyone knows that only studs advocate women sending in their half-naked pictures for them to masturbate to. Only guys who get lots of sex need pictures they can masturbate to, amirite?

  • someguy

    It seems that there are a lot of people hatin’ on here. Why come here? If all you’re gonna do is bitch about something that isn’t your decision, why bother. Guys are gonna ‘jerk the gerk’ to whatever they can find. So does this mean they shouldn’t take pics for National Geographic anymore? Maybe its just that the bitchers are ugly ass females who think that since they don’t have what it takes to keep someone from throwing up when a pic like this is seen, they should tell others not to. Its their choice, not yours.

  • mastodon311

    that girl is beautiful……

  • Justin

    i prefer beauty to body you know
    these posts are good
    smiling brightens everyones day

    • BringOnTheBoobs!

      Was that supposed to be a Haiku?
      Because it sucks if it is …

  • NebraskaGuy

    Sexy Chivers, yes please!!
    Send in the photos, girls – but please, no duckface, mmmmk?

  • Lola

    That's meeeee!!!!! :)

    • That guy

      Yes it is

  • quentin

    how do i send pics in

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